letter from people of england to the world's moslems

ok, so 'trek star' the tv show came on after charlie wilson, however, it is unwatchable garbage made for people who feel awkward talking to people of the opposite sex and always has been and always will be: complete crap, unwatchable trash (completely unwatchable)

now the news from spain is on

here's a letter from england to the world's moslems:

dear moslem dudes,

we, the people of england, realize that you are not all complete naughty murderous little bastards and that it is in fact just a few bad apples amongst the considerable lot of you, giving you all a bad name.... we, the people of england, realize that we are not all little replicas of jesus (the jesus, not any old jesus from mexico), and that we have done a few rotten turns to a race here or there like in kenya or australia or wherever, however, on the whole, we're not a bad lot and we prize civility to the extent that we do not like civilians or even soldiers being attacked in public places where civil peace should reign...........

we don't mean to sound racist, but when is the last time you saw one of us migrate to nigeria, blow someone up there the way osama ben laden killed kenyans in kenya, and then piss and moan about the war in afghanistan which is not even connected to nigeria in any way.... you'd be saying we were taking the mickey right? if we did that?

therefore, we are duty bound to ask you to please stop blowing people up in our land, and next time you think about bludgeoning one of our soldiers to death in the street here, please just don't, just don't do it.

ta for now,
toodaloo,
people of england.