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| my son Alex, nicknamed 'boobsy boy' during his early weeks in life.... whatever is making him smile in this shot, it couldn't be Conan O'Brien as he isn't amusing |
my shift finished early tonite, power steering issues.... of a sudden, unexpectedly, conan pops up randomly on the screen, it's the episode that starts with conan commenting on an audience member holding a sign up saying 'we chose watching you over studying for some crap'
then he comments on chris christy, he's probably gonna make it about being fat, surprise surprise
before that he talks to his lesbian buddy, Alison or whatever that fat guy's name is
some dumb joke about hilary comes next, not even funny - predictably
conan gets one lousy laugh out of the benji by saying in a funny voice: 'how could u tell that joke, why did you do it?'
then he goes on to bomb again with crap about red lobster......... it's all about pretending conan's funny --- benji is the little kid saying the obvious: the emperor's wearing no clothes
we'll see how much longer this can go on before it gets very boring and mundane
it all sounds like the mating call of the loser.... if you were to trap the south american buzzard bird, commonly known as 'the loser' -- that's exactly what it sounds like: a conan monolog, wait a second, conan IS the buzzard bird of south america commonly known as 'loser'
should we pity him? better just to forget about him and carry on
now they're commenting the star trek movie, only an avowed anglo supremacist that loves the queen of england and white people with nordic genes like americans would watch that garbage, hugs, benji's too clever for that nonsense, more hugs
back to pitying conan and preparing to forget about him for another eon
it's ironic becoz conan is meant to exemplify hipness and education for all the college kids, he is the opposite of some dago wop wetback dishwashing mexican who has just managed to scramble under a fence nearby san diego..... however, ironically, the mexican kid from guadalajara who dropped out of school in the 9th grade is possibly funnier and tells hipper jokes than conan, but you'd have to speak spanish and english to figure that out
the books are very cool but Benji's ribs aren't splitting from laughter just yet though
the guy at the funeral with the boner was the peak of this show which was dead on arrival
now they're bringing out some morbid queen of england loving protestant loser whose only talent consists of having straight legs -- we'll just mute while the losers talk the 'gibberish of idiots'(1).... having the mute on, so as not to be contaminated by the confused, idiot thoughts of the two idiots, and looking at the woman on the tv, she looks like ellen degeneris, therefore she is also possibly a nazi-esque white anglo-supremacist queen of england loving protestant like degerate
conan laughs and giggles, they should just make a robot to do all that shit.... google is working on it for cars, how about microsoft make something happen for late nite tv, interested anyone? you could just pull a string on robot conan and he would laugh and giggle and toss his poofter boy hair during his little gay interviews
the film project benji was working on about german tank maker oliver stone was updated many weeks ago now, here is the latest instalment: all of which is guaranteed to be more entertaining than most any conan episode, not that that is much of an achievement as pits in china used for communal crapping can boast the same
now there's some homosexual protestant queen of england loving dude with a moustache, we will unmute it a moment to see if he can speak intelligently or no -- maybe not -- he's talking about fatherhood and spousal relationship... maybe he doesn't have sex with other men, e.g., anally
he's talking about viagra now -- clearly he's overcompensating for his subconscious discomfort at his own inherent homosexuality, 'human, all too human' (2), we'll let the hot air blower get it out of his system and then unmute it, clearly he is another moron he exemplifies yakking gibberish constantly as he cannot just keep his idiot mouth shut, God Bless him.... he's talking about porn, clearly he is a guy that relishes spending an entire hour of his day jerking off - good for him, and now he needs to talk about it too, lordy lordy, just trot out some nigger bitches in hot skirts that can sing like crazy motherfuckers Conon, it's not rocket science! we don't need these dumb cracker losers! whitey
catch more on project oliver here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5Gsqlkx14
just gonna listen to nirvana nevermind a little now, that guy can entertain, unlike conan's crackers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
(1) sheen, charlie
(2) nietzsche, friedrich
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