calling a spade a spade

ok gma and today show

today show was so hopelessly pathetic, talking about hollywood creams from 'britain'......... maybe everyone just thinks the today show people are retarded and thinks of their tv show as charity to give a chance for retards to work........ that must be what is happening with the today show.... sadly however, the truth is that the audience is probably as equally retarded as the makers, well probably a little less, but sadly, not that much less

with gma, fatboy dumbo yesterday did the dubious honors with their england grovelling....... today they were mumbling something about someone said something wrong, missed what he said but probably it isn't half as bad as these hopeless racist 'politically correct' fascists of GMA..... why don't they employ a native american indian if they're so anti-racist?

now gma is talking about some nobody actor no-one has even heard of............ that's pathetic...... gma are pitiful....... you could go to some backward arse place in africa where everyone is starving and find more culture and intelligence............ gma are pathetic

i'm flicking back to today show, it's on commercials, but it's kind of awkward, nominally they are saying they aren't mentally retarded and the audience isn't either........ that's what makes it awkward......... they have that boyz to men song on i like, but no-one even sings on these performances, it's all just miming...... everyone hates miming......... anyway nbc today show are incredibly pathetic........

(insert wavey effect/harp music)

i can see myself on the spanish main, off the coast of jamaica, the year in 1551, i am telling some scurvy bastards to run the plank over the starboard side, i will have nbc today show hosts and gma hosts and especially the idiot, dumber than the dumbest dead log you ever saw, mega dumbos dummies (the producers) all walk the plank, just like a yosemite sam cartoon.... sharks will eat them and i'll piss on the remaining floating body parts, amen.........you saw it here first

now today show is talking about movie trailers, at least that's watchable..... the money people there think all the fat housewives are gonna wanna buy their stupid creams and look at dopey old beyonce but it's questionable.......... they probably don't respect their audience enough to try harder, also alot of the producers have probably been addicted to anti-depressants for so long now they're doing the best they can not to suicide, honestly, haven't u seen better shit come out of kazakstan?  u know what i might go watch at the cinema, of all the trash coming out? fast and furious 6............... thought about watching the superman movie but russell crowe's in it anyway and he's a anglo-german fascist white supremacist so fuck that movie

now gma is with the hot bitches in short shorts..... the likeability levels just went way up higher......... they ruined it though by putting the dumbos on the stage oops .... wow greek dumbo is really short, guess they've been sticking phone books under his arse all these years.... to hell with pit bull - tell him to go back to monaco

ok today show is back with the estrogen fest....i don't know how the white guy can stand it....... he'll end up growing a vagina if he spends too much time with the ladies talking about all that shit, he needs to backhand one of them immediately and tell her to go fix him a turkey sandwich.... he hasn't done it yet, he'll probably end up drinking heavily as a result of not doing so, and these women will walk away thinking it was all civil and nice but could end up contracting breast cancer as a result - that's horrible