sorry, tracy morgan NOT katy perry

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it turns out morgan ruffled some feathers at NBC by making some comments along the lines of: if his son acted all gay and effiminate he would slap some manhood into him or something like that, after which momma grizzle tina fey had to step in and shine her inner light so that the Greater Good be served

unfortunately, these remarks rubbed some pro-gay rights people around the wrong way

the LGBT group is an arbitrary pigeonholing of a whole different bunch of people who are supposed to all neatly fall into a slot of straight or LGBT - the latter standing for lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender

but let's look at the following example:

Kimmy, Tommy, Sally and Jane are all transvestites but not transexuals.... they are interested in rimming John, James, Harold and Pete who are all straight men willing to participate in occasional social activities that strictly speaking fall under the bi-sexual department of things.... the latter four gentlemen are interested in rimming, cornballing, corn-husking.... corn-factoring and queef-slapping the aforementioned characters and also interested in rimming, stroking and husking but not corn-husking with Leticia, Samantha and Serena, but only if there is a disco ball involved

now unfortunately, the scenario outlined in the above paragraph does not fall into the purely LGBT basket, this is offensive to gays and also offensive to liberals who wish to pigeon-hole all non straight people, including swingers, as LGBT....

the institution of marriage is likewise muddied by liberals as a form of distraction from what exactly is not clear

what's clear is that marriage should be abolished and in its place we should have hi-5 day with a taxpayer funded polish sausage thrown in --- surely this would not offend liberals..... for example: John, Sally, Tommy, Phillip and Joanie wish to celebrate a hi-5 day with eachother (poly-amorous polygamy) with a taxpayer funded polish sausage thrown in.......... no-one has a problem with this

but legally, things get terribly complicated........ let's say that Joanie has an IVF baby with half a sperm from John and half a sperm from Tommy and Phillip, who has no genetical forebearance in play, is nominally nominated the child's legal guardian... but then Phillip dies in a tragic car accident and no heir is nominated to be the child's legal guardian.... complicated, right? so even if we abolish marriage and replace it with hi-5 day with a free tax-payer funded polish sausage thrown in, you can see that local and jurisdictional tort laws will apply and each situation cannot be foreseen

when the non-partisan washington based think tank Certification of Forestry, Undergarments and Kissing (C-FUK), asked Morgan how he would feel if instead of being approached by his son acting in a gay way, his son approached him saying in a non-stereotypical-sexual-orientation kind of way that he had just been involved in an encounter involving 10 stationery beefers, 3 non-committal rim-jawers and a half dozen queefers and double-dutching ram-packers, Morgan is reported to have turned white and blacked-out