Tuesday, April 9, 2013

being a jerk to service providers


today went to taxi base on o'riordan street to hear about some stupid complaint.... if u recall the psycopath around february 20, not sure if mentioned him in this blog, but probably did.... ended up becoming a fish-etarian again right after running in with that jerk

absolute pricks like him reminds a spaniard like benji what it is about the english, left or right leaning...........that is so obnoxious to the benji: unscientific-ness of the 'majesty' of the english royalty coupled with the pretending to be so logical and rational -- the general pastiness of the english and their general need to breed with some humans well outside their own english gene pool to produce something better

to be fair however, i must admit some severe infractions which i incurred on service providers:

'ren said let's start some shit, i got a shotgun and hit the pop, takin' niggaz out with a flurry of buckshot' (nwa)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHaOul8gVVc

1) some low cost travel stewardness at ticketing at airport in paris, france..... circa february 2002: i yelled at her resoundingly, berating and scolding her to her dismay, then tossing my boarding pass in crumpled form and telling her to pick it up, which prompted her to tell me she wasn't a dog

2) 2007, bulgaria, sofia.........some iraqi refugee from bush's war in iraq and some bulgarian lady served up a burger, there was some trifling issue so i threw the burger at the wall where it exploded everywhere (oops)

3) paris france, april-ish 2002, some jews next to my crib at 1 boulevard pershing at porte maillot had taken out their spring-time chairs and tables for their cafe and a table was in my way so i flung it out of the way, that lead to a beating......... i'ba poppa yoba arsa too-ba bitcha  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASqsyOis2ec)


4) blacktown city council late 2002, western sydney, australia, are making too much noise, i called them up on the phone to scream at them at the top of my lungs, i cannot believe they sat and listened

5) same location as above, some prank caller who says they are from the catholic church want to get wise, i scream at them and tell them what scumbags they are

6) communist china, shandong, spring 2004, some bankers want to get wise and add massive hidden fees, i firmly told everyone there they were scumbags and the banker's momma was a whore -- was told the teller would have to pay the fee and it would come out of her wage..........

7) in a bar in madrid, spain, around early 2001... some woman with big but not fat or crazy big buttcheeks walks out of women's restroom, i give her nalga (buttcheek) a resounding open handed palm whack.... this infuriates her.... she boldly affirms that if i do that again she'll break my face open (partirte la cara)

8)  causing malicious damage to someone else's pane... was asssaulted by a police officer in the act

9) assaulting a police officer in 1999 in sydney a few months after (8) above

there are probably many many other episodes of the benji being obnoxious, singing and carousing drunkenly and stupidly in a taxi cab in madrid in 1997 is another one that comes to mind........ if people do that in my cab i just kick them out now

'you forgot lazy, ugly and disrespectful'...
'shut up and fix me some turkey pot pie!'    (the breakfast club)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koE_e_LX4c0 (answer my question! the question jerk!)

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