today's o'reilly takeaway

missed today's o'reilly factor, here's what you missed:

it's ok to mock arabs and expect australians of non english or american ethnicity to be marginalized just don't mock jews or 9/11 survivors catholic paedophile enablers like mel gibson are good, arabs are bad - by extension moslems are bad

benji's thoughts: go to a black ghetto in america, ask them if a whiteboy like o'reilly are some kind of faggot lite, shut your mouth, listen to what they say

watching special report with Brett Baier after a few hours sleep

this Chuck Hagel guy looks like a winner, the more everyone is shown pissing and moaning about him, the more kickarse he seems, i might even write him a letter: please use your position to stop prisoner abuses, actually, i think i might have to do that soon

can anyone in their right mind see america having a full-fledged conventional war with iran (and a naval war at that) --- only a stratagist would imagine it, but it's not likely to happen, even if america or israel bombs some nuclear plant in iran, it's hard to see any of these nations having a bigger war with eachother.........

look at this: Russia, which has blocked Western efforts to put pressure on Syria at the United Nations, said any Israeli air strike would amount to unacceptable military interference. "If this information is confirmed, we are dealing with unprovoked attacks on targets on the territory of a sovereign country, which blatantly violates the U.N. Charter and is unacceptable, no matter the motives," Russia's foreign ministry said.

Can these Russians be serious just for long enough to make a milkshake with ice-cream? I mean come on! Which Nation, if not Russia, historically has interfered with more Nations EVER? Probably none........ Russia's interferences in the 20th century will ALL of eastern europe and all the 'Soviet Republics' is unprecedented in world history for interference......... If this Lavrov guy comes with such nonsense, who will take him seriously? We will just recommend him to go handbag shopping for his wife!

peeved.........

feeling very peeved now bitches........

first order of events: oz, great and powerful, da movie....... saw it advertised before 2nd last movie i saw at cinema which was incredibly recently however unfortunately, cannot recall what the movie was.......

that horrorific lapse of memory is due to spending 50 hours a week driving which takes up all my RAM and cache space on the hard disk of my memory, whatever is left is used for admiring how pretty bill o'reilly is on tv, some household chores and etc,.......

sadly, and obfuscating here somewhat, it's terribly lamentably sad that universities spend million and billions of dollars, for 'scholars' and 'professors' between binge-drinking spells and drug experimentation spells on ecstasy, pot and other drugs, to do 'studies' in memory loss....... your ballroom days are over bitches

i can tell you right now: drive 50 hours a week, year after year, lose your memory moving on.......

i will not be watching the wizard of oz movie coming out as i doubt that 'oz' is the 'hope' he is said to be for 'the little people', the reality is that 'oz' is the hope for the bankers and producers and actors and investors in that little movie....... he is their hope..... FUCK them, FUCK their hope! (it did look entertaining in the trailer though, have to say)

moving on, the imbeciles on fox news are lost without a paddle again, let me think for you as you are imbecilic for whatever reason:

a) do not establish a no fly zone over syria obama administration, why would u do that? everything you do stinks - just stop torturing prisoners of war, stick with that

b) don't even talk about Israel fox news, stick to what you know: rednecks, the KKK and white people and england and the queen of england and maybe scotland  and fatties down south

c) stop talking about the president of egypt, your superficial attempt at propaganda is completely futile...... present a broader, serious picture of egypt or don't talk about egypt keep trying not to be losers, it won't be easy for you as you are all losers over there at fox God Bless

this is 40 (this if fordy)

ok so i just got back from the cinema, saw that movie, 'this is 40'..... i think that's what they call an 'ensemble piece'... no special effects, just alot of acting and serious actors have to carry the movie..... basically a chick flick really, i saw on imdb before watching the movie that it was like the sequel to 'knocked up'..... i hadn't/haven't seen 'knocked up' movie but judging from imdb it looked like some kind of silly comedians from LA, just a tiny ratpack of them make some movie and get adam sandler to make a cameo and it has some people getting hit in a football game in a park and some beer and a rock band and a love story kind of movie and maybe no abortion at the end, it didn't look like it was going to get all deep and meaningful exploration of relationships, just be kind of drink 10 beers, have a hangover and eat bbq sausage, that's what 'knocked up' looked like on imdb..............

'this is 40' is very 'pensativo' (that's spanish for 'thoughtful')

anyway, you know what? i have a secret, i didn't even realize it, but i guess deep down inside i always really admired jimmy smits in law and order and probably deeply wish i could be jimmy smits in a law and order episode and kind of just walk into an interrogation room and offer a plea bargain...... and talk like people only talk in movies, and never in real life, even if they like to pretend to act like people in movies talk like people in real life actual do....

cue harp effect and wavey screen motion as we enter benji's fantasy land..........

strike 2 chords for law and order high pitched piano sound at start of each scene that makes you run over from the kitchen sink....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9u9kimBDTc (law and order 'doink' sound at start of each episode)....

benji jimmy smits walks down law and order corridor, hot bitch in skirt to her knees and business attire briefs benji


'ok what's the story?' asks benji

'ok we have the entire cast of some schmaltzy movie, and that includes the character actor john lithgow,' says the briefer....

'good grief, john lithgow, he has an acting range from here (benji places tip of finger to nostril) to here (benji inserts finger in nostril) - i mean he once fell asleep on stage and got his greatest reviews during his stint on broadway, i never know when he's happy or angry, he's like some kind of morbid dude from scotland........ he will not escape justice, no sirree bob,'....

[cut - door opens]

'has everyone been read their rights?' smits says and flicks a few handouts down in front of people, 'say hello to your new script...'

http://render-asia.groupon-content.net/farm/v1/voucher/723912956/part1/323ADFC46A.pdf

'but this is a voucer for dental work,' said one arraigned actor from the cast of 'this is 40'.....

'ok, oops, this is your new script....' smit flicks different handouts out to people....

http://www.aclu.org/torturefoia/released/082409/olcremand/2004olc97.pdf
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the_press_office/EnsuringLawfulInterrogations

after a while the players study the documents and one asks:

'this is a top secret cia document on how to interrogate and torture terrorists, and the other document is president obama's directive on lawful interrogation... the two documents seem to contradict eachother....'

'that's right,' says smits, 'look how you can be interrogated to turn State's evidence, slapped in the face, body, have a solid object like a cucumber shoved ur your anus while your lying face down spread-eagled, flown from here to there by a team of black ninjas...have your head smashed against a wall in a practice known as 'walling' which is always glossed over by the media, left and right'

'but we're not terrorists,' said a little girl from the cast of the movie 'this is 40' heartwarmingly cutely....

'you're not terrorists?' asked smits in a cutesy girlish tone condascendingly, 'and maybe i'm not the anti-Christ!' he said, going back to the normal voice, 'except.... I AM!!!!!!!' smits yelled, and his cheeks began to bubble up and appeart to melt and contort, a black scorpion scuttled its way out of his mouth and scuttled across the table, maggots began to appear to eat at his cheek and face.... the arraigned cast of 'this is 40' found themselves shackled to the floor and underside of the table and could not escape, their screams as they avoided the scorpion that ran out of smits' mouth and other critters were real.....

'so maybe...' smits started again, his skin magically back to normal, the maggots and critters were gone, the cast of 'this is 40', lithgow and friends, they were all shocked, had they just seen that? perhaps they had suffered a group psychosis administered by drugging, what had happened? 'so maybe, just maybe you are terrorists....' finished Smits

'what do you want to do with us,' asked one actor from the movie that hitherto had remained silent, except for his screams......

'you're gonna rat out your thespian buddies that are working for al-Qaeda or you'll have your heads shaved, i'll stick you all under a sun-lamp, and drug you so all you can say is, "allah, allah", even though you wish you could say more.... then i'll have you flown to bagram airport base in afghanistan and the u.s. army will manacle you to a ceiling where you'll dangle down and beat you to death....'

'they wouldn't do that to a kid, would they?' asked a girl from the movie

'they'd lock you up for years, but they wouldn't beat you up like that, no....'

'but this is america goddam it! u.s. soldiers don't just beat people to death!' said another actor

'you won't be people after i shave your heads, stick you under a sunlamp and drug you so all you can say is "allah, allah", you'll be afghani terrorists, and afghani terrorists aren't even people, even if they were just sheep farmers that have never even heard of osama bin laden, get it?'

'u.s. soldiers would never do that!'

'they'll do it out of a sense of revenge, and then they'll have their KFC vouchers taken off them and get a smack on the bottom...'

everyone in the room turned white.....

finally someone arraigned asked.... 'but what about you, you're the anti-christ, isn't that an unlawful mixing of church and state?'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagram_torture_and_prisoner_abuse

'we're wasting time, lithgow, you spent a few years playing an alien from another planet in 3rd rock from the sun,' smits continued

'that's right,' responded lithgow

'which of your co-stars from your alien family from a different planet were terrorists working for al-Qaeda....'

lithgow turned white.... 'none of them were,'....

'he doesn't want to co-operate,' said smits to one of his helpers, 'have him flown to afghanistan....right now'

'no wait!' said Lithgow as the first key turned to unshackle his wrists from under the table... 'i'll confess, you know the guy that plays my son in 3rd Rock from the Sun?'

Smits stood in front of him impassively, his arms crossed, the knee-skirted hot bitch assistant told him to go on

'okay, that's French Stewart, he's a wonderful actor and just a darling of a man.... we first met in Berkely, during a backstreet theatre rendition of Richard the third....'

'come on get on with it already, save me all the thespian bullshit!' roared Jimmy Smits, who was, after all, the anti-Christ.... there was still no sign of the big dragon thing like in the book of revelations but Smits credentials as anti-Christ were unquestionable...

'ok, ok,' said Lithgow, trying to think fast, 'you know the character Stewart was playing in 3rd Rock was an alien from a different planet.... Stewart went to the props department unbeknownst to the production design team and used the spaceship that the characters used to travel to Earth from a different Galaxy and he kind of just 'borrowed' it for a while...'

'What do you mean he 'borrowed' it?' asked Smits

'He basically kept it in his garage the entire run of the show... it went on for years, everytime he wanted to get out of the country fast, he'd just get into his garage, get into his spaceship and fly to Afghanistan at warp speed, he was having an illicit sexual relationship with Bin Laden in the period immediately leading up to the 9/11 attacks... remember that story on CNN how Bin Laden was holding his hand in the air and counting off the airplanes one by one, even though no-one was around to see that or report that? Well French was there alright, he was giving Bin Laden a tummy massage at that exact moment.....'

'go on,' said Smits, at least finally they were arriving at the Truth.

'After we'd finish shooting on 3rd Rock, i'd go and throw a frisbee with French, I know it sounds cliched, but that's what we really did, he was really excited about getting his own fragrance, 'does it smell good?' i asked him, 'yeah it smells great', he responded, anyway i was really worried about him because the success was starting to really go to his head, he didn't seem at all grounded, everyone around him was just a sycophantic yes man, 'want your doodle sucked French?' some groupie would ask him, 'sure, why not,' french would respond... i was afraid the man i had so dearly loved as a brother was slipping away from me, his very Soul abandoning him due to his lousy behavior in real life.... kind of how your face just disappeared a moment ago and maggots started squirming all over it....'

'go on,' said Smits, sensing Lithgow was telling the Truth... 'did he ever show you this spaceship of his...'

'yeah i mean we had all been in it with the Pilot and all but after that first episode we just kind of lost interest in warp speed and we kind of just figured the production design people would have stopped renting it or whatever, you know...'

'so what happened?' asked Smits...

'well i mean,' continued Lithgow, 'this was going on for years, leading up to the 9/11 attacks, i think French's first involvement with Bin Laden was in 1997, that's when he first flew out there, he used to say he could press the toaster switch down in Santa Monica and by the time the toast had popped he would be in Kabul landing on some mountainside outside Bin Laden's hideout...'

'you know he's stolen so much of my thunder, so much... FUCKING Bin Laden!!!!' said Smits, who was really the anti-Christ and dramatically smashed a chair against a wall which exploded in a fiery ball of flame excitingly....

'so why didn't you tell anyone about it,' asked Smits, recomposing himself after the momentary outburst... 'well at first i mean no-one even knew or cared about Bin Laden before the 9/11 attacks, i found out afterwards he had killed some americans and some non-u.s. citizen africans in kenya before French began his relationship with him, but i mean, really, no-one knew or cared about Bin Laden in those days, especially not in Hollywood, i mean he wasn't even a member of the SAG for Pete's sake!'

'what about after 9/11?' asked Smits, 'why didn't you rat him out then to the Feds?'

'are you serious? 3rd Rock was cancelled, i was shocked when they announced it, i had to go into therapy, the last time i saw French we were climbing a mountain in Oregon and he told me he was going to go hot-air ballooning in Canada for a year or so and just get away from the business, i had completely forgot about his love affair with Bin Laden.... Osama was just one of many lovers he had back in those days, i was just afraid he'd come into work any day and be like, John i've got aids, stay away from me if you see me fall over and start to bleed....'

The report, coupled with recent developments in Libya, also highlights the CIA’s chronic inability to distinguish between violent anti-American Islamist groups such as Al Qaeda and those who simply opposed their own oppressive regime and sought to overturn it. The Bush Administration promoted cordial relations with Qaddafi, while the Bush-era CIA worked intensively to develop a close rapport with Qaddafi’s security forces, much as it did in Egypt, Yemen and a number of other repressive Arab states. In 2011, the Obama Administration reversed course, siding with the rebels opposing Qaddafi and deploying military and intelligence resources to topple his regime. Many of the Libyan groups persecuted and abused by the CIA belonged to the alliance that toppled Qaddafi, and a number of their leaders are now in positions of importance in the new regime. Thus the CIA’s miscalculations could not have been more sweeping or more harmful to long-term U.S. interests.

In an important speech last year at Harvard University, CIA veteran and Obama counterterrorism adviser John O. Brennan stressed that the administration’s Middle East policies emphasize the rule of law and respect for human rights. If that’s true, then the cache of evidence disclosed by the Libyan revolution and the comparable evidence that has emerged in Egypt point to the CIA as a rogue institution operating at dangerous cross-purposes with official U.S. policy. The agency aligned itself closely with the most abusive institutions in the countries where it was operating, and enabled the wanton torture of political opponents. Those tight relationships appear to have seriously warped its intelligence posture, leaving it dangerously blind to the developments that swept the Arab world early last year. Moreover, much of the conduct highlighted in the HRW report violated criminal statutes, including the Anti-Torture Act and the prohibition on renditions of persons to countries where they were likely to face torture.

'sir if i could interrupt a moment,' said another cast member of the 'this is 40' movie.... 'i was scheduled to have a warbling tournament today...'

'what's warbling?' asked Smits...

'it's kind of like yodelling except instead of yodelling the people warble, like birds.... warbling...'

someone opened the door and stuck their head in, 'jimmy, i got two trucks in the loading bay, one full of horseshit, the other full of bullshit, whaddaya want me to do with them?'

http://harpers.org/blog/2012/09/boss-roves-justice/

http://harpers.org/blog/2012/09/boss-roves-justice/

fox news penalized with a 'death is my bitch' card!

THIS IS akin to a yellow card in soccer, after 1 yellow it's a red card which means 'penalty' shot....... in this case, one more 'death is my bitch' card from benji means fox news will probably collectively fall into a manhole after just moseying on down the street one day whistling dixie, just wait and see........ there was some idiot woman on the tv that had an anglo-saxon surname and nothing else worthy of even comprehension....... you better buck up bitches........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AabNXXFdHuA (death is my bitch lover scene from wedding crashers)

part a

well i have never met so many russians all at once as at that party last nite..... i've spent a couple of hours at airport in moscow once but didn't really meet people there.... and normally when meeting russians it's only one at a time......

had a few whiskeys, there was a nice van gogh painting on a wall there and arabesque food and some russian girl there had just flew in from russia a few days before on a visit....she was from somewhere in the south, maybe near sochi.....

well 2 weeks or so ago on that road trip some philipino californian car saleswoman was telling me there's a way to get a visa to live in america, investing two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in some business there

that's the only decent visa option i have heard of, america is so full of shit it's amazing, you'd think they were all communist liberals there, a guy like me falls in no sob-story compartment and can get no free rides, no scholarships, nothing....... but if ur bulgarian you can tell a lawyer your a gypsy and persecuted and get a green card, even if you aren't even a gypsy! not to mention you can probably get a scholarship to harvard!

anyway, i'm not feeling sorry for myself, but right now, i'm thinking about which state i would migrate to at age 50, which is only 13 years away which isn't so far...... new mexico is looking good, also california of course, and possibly oregon and washington..... i personally would have no qualms about living in minnesota but my wife wouldn't approve of the weather....... if i'm still with her in 13 years then i'd forget about minnesota, if i get a divorce i'd maybe rather just run or sneak across the mexican border and reside in america persona non grata if migrating there....

i wouldn't let my kids which late nite tv losers like scum of the earth eternal loser jimmy fallon and co, i'd be all like, no losers under my roof, want to watch a loser, go somewhere else..... if i went to live in arizona it wouldn't be anywhere all sethian and desert-like either, but somewhere green like flagstaff

maybe i can become a congressman or something cool like that, ride around in helicopters, maybe i should start getting ready to groom my grandkid to be president, we'll see

moving on, i think i entered into some spiritual funk a couple of days ago, consuming alcohol didn't help as it is completely anti-christ to do so, pure satanism, i'm not worried about the whisky as i rarely drink anyway, but maybe i should become a vegetarian again, maybe that is the problem........ have been trying to read up more on agni yoga writings to revivify some kind of lost spirituality: http://www.agniyoga.org

check out this tank car, it's actually for real and there's a market for it with all those multi-millionaire commies in china not to mention all the richie riches in the middle east, and yes, it's for real (and made in Latvia):

The body of the Black Snake is made from space aluminum using the Soviet “kapsula” technology first employed for Joseph Stalin’s armored car. The vehicle has a radiator grille with golden flourishes, and the hood of this Chinese edition vehicle will be covered with leaf gold formed like snakeskin. There’s even an optional diamond hood ornament from Smolensk Kristall.

author's note: i can TOTALLY see myself riding around in america someday on whale-penis skin leather seats in this monster if i ever strike it rich, just saying bitches

The lap of luxury is yours with seats made out of the exotic leather of your choice–snake, crocodile belly, ostrich, and whale penis. The seats feature double topstitching in contrasting colors and DARTZ badges to commemorate the year of the snake. The dashboard, armrests and door paneling come in snake wood. The floor mats made from white shark skin. Yankelovich despises the term SUV when used about his vehicles
http://autos.yahoo.com/news/from-russia-with-overkill--a--1m-luxury-vehicle-designed-for-china-s-year-of-the-snake-235634253.html

famous comedians

well i just watched a little more sasha cohen interview and bruno clips and a jim carrey interview on letterman (in 2010) for some dumb movie he made about some loser no-one in their right mind would care about called andy kaufman (in 1999)

of course, i am funnier than jim carrey but there is no market for spaniards being funnier than white guys with anglo-saxon names, especially with u.s. passports, that's the level of backwardness we live in....there's a big wall in the society between me and carrey, if i tried to be like jim carrey i wouldn't get far before being labelled schizophrenic and homosexual which is an oxymoron since society has already established that the only non schizophrenics for a certainty are the homosexuals, so many people that do not realize what little caricatures they are, millions upon millions of bigoted little americans with their little anglo-saxon last names and concerns about puerto ricans taking over the world, you get the idea.....

regardless, i still find carrey somewhat amusing at times, i recall watching some of his scenes in 'liar, liar' and they were extremely amusing, i wouldn't giggle and drool over everything carrey does though, i don't think just because he's white and has an anglo-saxon surname that's he's God......... but i realize that within his own culture, he is God because amongst americans being God is all about being white and having an anglo-saxon surname.... good for them

anyway, you know what would be REALLY funny? a movie with cohen AND jim carrey about the jewish messiah, that would be hilarious....... carrey could be the jewish messiah and cohen could play some palestinian kid with a bowl asking for more porridge and discovering foibles amongst various jewish communities in Israel, that would really be funny, and also shine a light on jewish culture there in Israel which isn't something we get to see alot of

of course, you're not gonna see a movie like this, Carrey has been on a run of lame and stupid movies for a while now, i just watched some presentation he made in early 1996 at the oscars with some toys from toy stories, i thought they were going to have to carry him offstage coz his legs had stopped working coz that's how lame it was

let's run through some of Carrey's movies to see what the Ku Klux Klan in american has been working on to keep whitey with the anglo-saxon surname back in pole position:

kick-ass 2....... well, who can blame Carrey for wanting 200 million dollars instead of 190 million dollars right? i mean, what was he gonna do? just sit on the yacht and play nintendo when he could have been making 'kick-ass 2'...... what's really sad is that there is a market for 'kick-ass' movies, 'kick-ass' movies (1 and 2) are the perfect, shining example of Nietzsche's last man........ if Carrey or anyone pretends otherwise it's just out of a repressed sense of basically just hating life as a human......

in fact, i cannot see anything but garbage in Carrey's resume since Liar, Liar.... that's possibly the only good movie he made, along with Ace Ventura, he was funny for a fleeting few seconds on Living Color when he was being watched by Jamie Foxx holding a glass of scotch and coke while he was having sex with something.... that's about it for Carrey's funniness

Mr. Carrey, i will say a prayer for you to be funny and post it in this space soon enough, you can go the way of Conan O'Brien: written off as unfunny with a prayer from Benji as your eulogy: the Death of any pretending that you were funny (that's applies to O'Brien).... Carrey actually was funny at some points...... if you add up all the moments of Jim Carrey's own life where he was funny, it probably would add up to a week or two if u strung it all together back to back........ O'Brien of course has NEVER been funny, not even for a second......... not even for a nano-second......... whole universes can be spawned and sputter out and their quasers be perverted through a black hole making their trillions of year old history a bleep of a nano-second and still that fraction of a nano-second their remains took to be reconverted to a different dimension would still be longer than O'Brien's period of funniness which is really just an abstract function as O'Brien was never really funny

i call that u.s. citizens that look like germans
that is all, class dismissed

hey you know what, you can write a paper for homework: 'why r u a completely stupid bastard and why didn't you bother reading more books and searching for the Truth?' (keep it under 300 words), God Bless

hard day at work

today was a hard day, wasn't even for the ppl who were well behaved, i was ready to block their phone calls, eject them at the drop of a hat...... whatever it took, even ended up yelling at some guy at airport who dropped the ball costing me potentially all kinds of money..........

the weather is so hot, sticky, wet back all ride long, not coz of spanish genes either, just hot and sticky.....

could only sleep 5 hours last nite -- so exhausted.......... ended up arguing with some rude fat asian taxi driver at ashfield rank - he had an attitude......... then there are like two obscure races represented on the rank talking like english rednecks of 1950s australia -- i am happy to see all these races but it is downright shocking to drive greek women around and hear them crooning like anglo-saxon grandmothers of 1950s australia.............

after sleepy poops going to some russian girl's birthday party, this will be my pathetic attempt at socializing which i  do once every 3 or 4 years it seems

terrible grumpy today, i would love to yell and scream in your face buddy, whoever ye may be, be sure of it, tonite i wish i was ur drill sargent, screaming in your face to drop and give me twenty, like in that movie bruno....mmm bruno

speaking of gays, bravo russia, i am sick of faggots kissing in the back seat of my taxi! please proceed to beat them up, remember: bruise but do not break ribs or bones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-5hHPTr4BQ  (bruno at boot camp)

repeating the folly and danger of the unevolving western masses

a key theme of this blog is the rot and lack of evolution in the souls of the western masses.......

twitter, ryan seakrest and ellen degeneres and even katy perry typify this soullessness...... maybe throw in charlie sheen too... what this culture prizes: being shallow, being a moron, having 85% of the populace with easy-to-spell anglo-saxon surnames, preferably with predominately european genes, using birth control pill and being a whore, being a drunk, having abortions before and after spawning a healthy 2.247 reproduction rate, sitcoms with laugh tracks, anemic FM radio stations that spew the same repetitive garble over and over again (see foo fighters)......

when this idiot is done with the afore-mentioned, it tweets......

this is what nietzsche described as the 'last man' before the superman, a final sprawl of blavatsky's 5th root race before the 6th root race, brought upon by america, takes root..... nietzsche describes this 'last man' as lasting the longest (perhaps tens or hundreds of thousands of years, we might surmise), it is identifiable as saying, 'we have created happiness' and blinks........... already we have this 'last man' in today's californian, the ryan seakrests and ellen degenerisis of this world represent that blinking idiot.... a shallow, empty, vacuous soul, happy with its tea and biscuits and i-phones and laugh tracks and so forth this is the 'last man' that asks how monsters can come along and shoot dead 20 and 50 people in the midst of all the happiness and tweets and laugh-tracks on the sitcoms, at the local mall..... but we ask, 'how can this NOT happen?' in such a vacuous, shallow world????

recently i mentioned head-butting a wall during an acting class.... why would i do that? actually, why wouldn't i do that? completely normal thing to do when considering the prospect of competing with a bunch of people with anglo-saxon names of english and american ethnicity who do not care for people with non anglo sounding names and dealing with americans who only hand out visas to non americans of english ethnicity, makes a person realize that the entertainment industry, the movies, tv acting, 'theatre' is neither an art or a craft, it's just institutionalized racism.......... if you have been born into and raised in a culture that speaks english, it is alien to you to go somewhere where they speak another language like spanish or chinese, you expect to compete with people that speak your own language, english............ but if you cannot compete because you have the wrong genes or do not care to anglocize your surname, then you cannot compete -- go drive a taxi, open a fruit store, whatever, just don't expect to be treated equally........... all men are created equally, but people with u.s. passports and anglo-saxons with anglo-saxon surnames are created more equally than others............

i feel dissappointed that i cannot, on principal, really watch or listen to virtually 98%+ of the 'production' (movies/music/tv/theatre/books/etc) coming out of america, it's just that soulless and of such a low quality, and all because of this drive to breed a man that has predominately european genes and an easy to spell anglo-saxon surname.......... i am going to have to look to china or india or africa or somewhere else for movies and culture!

in fact, i even went to the length of spending a year and a half in china, a completely alien culture to me, just to get away from anglo saxon man with his anglo-saxon surname and his american buddy, whitey, with his anglo-saxon surnames and european genes and his buddy, randy, with his african genes and coca-cola and anglo-saxon surnames............ these soulless dolts cannot make movies, or tv, or write books........ all of their screeching to the contrary, to the nth and 9th degrees, on television, to the 'journalists' of the age, to anyone stupid enough to listen to them, notwithstanding, refuses me to believe that the emperor is wearing any clothes, the emperor is most certainly NOT wearing any clothes, of that i am 100% sure...........

benji's fox news rap

did hemmer just say his daughter drove a tank in iraq? or did i mishear? gutfeld drove a tank in iraq?

moving on, o'reilly.... bashing hilary clinton...... like he's moses dictating the 10 commandments, can u believe it? hilary clinton is a naughty girl because i, bill o'reilly, say so! that's why! hilary clinton hasn't been shown to do anything wrong with those 9/11 attacks.....

can u imagine if i say: o'reilly, lend me 1.35 million dollars (give or take a few) so i can start a new business up. no??? no, you say?? no o'reilly?? so you DON'T believe in capitalism?? o'reilly? you don't believe in capitalism? you're a communist? you dirty bolshevik!

that's the o'reilly style and it's the typical fox news style with main anchors o'reilly and hannity, watch hannity do that typical silly steam roll here to colmes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30J1HjZjkrY (hannity steamrolls colmes)

what's with all the pagentry for kerry? just give him his forms to fill out and make sure his social security number and resident alien card are real and not made up by some mexicans at roosevelt heights in queens! wow how would u tell john kerry he's boring and always has been without seeming disrespectful? i would just spit out the ugly truth and then cower by throwing up my arms ready to block a punch in the head

good job giving women guns in the military, that'll make people think twice before they try raping them!

some english rocker 'adam ant' makes comeback after 7 years on meds for bi-polar

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/adam-ant-makes-comeback-cd-years-mental-health-065832048.html

pay attention bitches, i'm only going to say this once: NEVER let yourself become a victim of big pharamaceuticals for mood and mental disorders... here are some solutions:

1) problem: you're a dumb honkey, you have 'bi-polar' solution: go to africa and have consensual sex with black people of the opposite sex (e.g., one at a ltime)

2) problem: you're a honkey and suffering from schizo-affective issues like psychosis, solution: avoid marijuana, go to eastern europe or russia, nobody will notice ur illness, it will flourish there, no-one will care, you'll see that you're just a stupid-arse after all, nothing special; try to get laid, if you're gay consider going straight

3) problem: you're african and crazy or suffering from any number of neurological or schizo-affective issues or depression, mania, etc.

solution: go out and buy some flashy fashion accessories, preferably with built-in flashing lights and glow in the dark clip-on stuff, something with a built-in disco ball is ideal, if there's nothing available, find a jew, he will sell you some at an unbelievably expensive price.... if there's no jew around, shoot me an email

4) whether you're black, white, yellow, green or orange, regardless of your genetic reality, depression, while possibly caused by any number of real life factors, always has its physical correspondence in the anus

solution: for women, the solution is simple, find a man, ask him if he's willing to pack some fudge for you....... men, it's not so simple, you'll need a woman and blunt objects or at least just blunt objects (don't worry, we've all been in that situation at some point, men).......... if you're gay you're depression will be related to any number of disorders you have, some of which is generally connected to OVER stimulation of the anus.......... a LITTLE anal stimulation will soon make you realize that you are just an arsehole, all told, and therefore your depression will pass as you hasten to buck up and forget about your pathetic self-pitying ways

new ratings system in effect for the O'Reilly factor

every time the O'Reilly factor goofs, by being irrelevant to the point of ridiculousness, absurdly right-leaning-sounding for the mere sake of defining an identity - like some kind of street cred, or being boring and stupid, etc, any kind of negative element will be 'awarded' (read demonized) with a 'death is my bitch!' card (similar to the yellow cards in soccer) -- they should be avoided by the 'Factor' producers as much possible!

$10 on the ravens mister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg (charlie sheen song, still winning)

ok so i just bet $10 on the ravens, if they win the superbowl that's $25 back, making for a gross profit of $15........ if the ravens LOSE the superbowl, seeing as i have only just adopted them, it is gonna suck now look at my story: a little before my legs went all gnarly and weird as a teenager, i had excellent straight legs as a 10 year old, not that i don't like my legs how they are now.......... but they are no longer as good for roller skating as they used to be...... back in the day, benji at 10 could spend an entire afternoon holding on to the back on an ice-cream van while it did 50 miles an hour from cul-de-sac to cul-de-sac, that's not just made up shit, that really happened....... benji's roller-skating was flawless in those days

wow charlie sheen is on piers morgan..... winning! i'm still listening to that song over and over again, that's the greatest thing the sheen family has come up with apart from emilio estevez playing billy the kid oh and also playing the wrestler in breakfast club: we do not tolerate losers in this family! that's epic.... (2.5 men sucked)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMKi-opusR4 (billy the kid)

quick heads up for O'Reilly and his spin zone

+ + + = 37.24981

wake up

ok so got some good sleep..... had some particular dreams.......... wake up

turn on tv, the worthless fools of the 5 are on.......individually, they probably aren't that bad, but put together they become a posse of dribbling ignorance.........

before that anna koiman is asking some guy about buddha what 'enlightenment' is.... let me field that question for you honey, when you go to a little secluded log cabin, maybe on a ski trip, and you have a glass of wine at the ready, and a rug on the floor, and a wood fire burning, that's enlightenment

moving on, i have finished carle's 'interrogator' book...... so i emailed some investigative journalist Peter Lance  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Lance  for some more info about it....he didn't have it....

if i email the 'journalists' at fox news, here's what i'm gonna ask:

1) who's better looking, me or hemmer?

2) ladies (foxes need only respond), caught on a desert island with only me or hemmer (choose 1 only), with either party's usual earning potential gone out the window, who would you choose?

ok so brett baier and the pentagon woman griffin have some story on centcom general being relieved of his centcom duty so i go to wikipedia and just change it to read like this:

James N. Mattis (born September 8, 1950)[2][3] is a United States Marine Corps general and the commander of United States Central Command until relieved of his duty in late January 2013, several months early and possibly due to his position on Iran.

of course, benji puts the kind of right-wing, fox news, spin on the reason for the guy's relief..... who cares right? someone will just come and change it if they like

here's what Wikipedia says about Baier: A Freedom of Information Act request filed to investigate alleged anti-Fox News bias in the Barack Obama administration revealed an internal email from the White House communications office, dated October 23, 2009, that referred to Baier as a "lunatic."[4] The aide who sent the email later apologized to Baier.

yesterday Murphy was saying Obama isn't black but biege

benji's day

run 6km, catch tail end of ravens/patriots game....... ravens win, maybe benji will adopt ravens as his favorite team, since they won and all....... roll past my mom's house, see her sitting outside on verendah............ roll on to murphy's via supermarket bbq with murphy......... his parents come back from 2 days in canberra visiting their daughter and grandkids there in time to catch smoke from grease fire caused by benji's barbequing....... showed murphy the charlie sheen winning video and tried filming myself laughing hysterically and mightily at it however video didn't come out......

chill with murphy some mo'......... ride out to m7, drive past old house of birth to age 14: 612 luxford road bidwill, around corner from murphy's........... some things never change: the house across road from 612 is full of aborigines...... just like it was when i was a little boy, same house, different aborigines..... when i was a kid the telephone area code was 628......... i was taken aback when i went to jerusalem in israel and found that their area codes there are the same: 628........what a surprise nowadays the area code for the area are 9832 and 9835............ onto m7 and then connect to m4 and home pretty quick to auburn

pick up wifey at 8pm-ish from train station - she is a work aholic but her working days are drawing to an end....... we had a mature and meaningful argument over chicken the day before enhancing our love for eachother -

went to sleep around 8pm exhausted....sleep 3.5 hours wake up, turn on tv, see fox and friends live for first time in over 3 months.... we can only hope doocy and co do not get cancer, no-one likes to be referred to as a cretin, no-one - just saying, and ideally, no-one should be, that's something the fox and friends people would agree with too

earlier in day, while at murphy's, did the trotski (walk/trot) with murphy to parents of one of our homies..... they are doing okay, the mom had all kinds of stuff from alexander the great exhibition in sydney from some russian museum, we have tix and will bring baby to it as we have family tix, so will go in april with our baby: alexander............. the posters advertising it are all over town nowadays, we bought the pram for it day before - exceedingly good pram - can take baby on long distance runs with it - pram slightly used, huge bargain

 murphy's parents are friends with some high up u.s. air force officer.... haven't met them though

u were insulted

by bringing up the 'captain cavemen' cartoon and not even mentioning the 'he-man' cartoon --- part of the reason not to mention 'he-man' is because it's all just a metaphor for oral sex and teen sex so common in america's freak-ridden society........ castle greyskull is code for BJ........ cringer is a wussy girl turned horny vacuum cleaner...... i'm not sure what orko represents or man at arms, come to think of it, my theory might not hold water....... sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiUrTHYVLP8&feature=fvwp  (he-man)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 (gay he-man.... is nothing sacred anymore? oh the humanity)

and so now ur ready for the charlie sheen 'winning' song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

Satan is pleased with today's O'Reilly factor

yes, I, Satan, am pleased with today's O'Reilly factor, maybe O'Reilly should go to North Dakota next week - that'd be pretty cool........ last week on my trip to Narooma i met a greek ossie and a kind of glorified, hybridized phillipino californian that met over the internet swapping 'poetry'....... that's not a bad thing --

 ok, now it's hannity time, it means the hot air goes into overdrive.... turn up the heaters, turn on the turbine jet engines, let the hot air blow!!! might go have a nap

see now there's some guy on hannity talking about 'the american public's deep seated belief in their right to bear arms' and we just had the imus producer guy mcgirk talking about pale-faced losers......... but the american public are the pale-faced losers, because their rendering of the 2nd amendment, knowing that they cannot go around shooting people willy-nilly like in the wild-west, is to use cell-phones as a method of obnoxiousness and public disturbance............

there's no 'protecting their family' as the man puts it because the american family already self-imploded with the advent of the birth control pill, freelove and 'women's liberation' (the systematic dumb-i-fication of women coupled with the douche-bag-i-fication and uber feminization of men - except the arabs)......... the only weapon in the second amendment worth mentioning are cell phones and the moron mentality that is associated with the monkey's constantly on their phones, that's the issue.......... those sandy hook kids will reincarnate and so will the killer and their souls will have opportunities to make amends, the parents learnt some tough lessons, people in china carry out those attacks all the time with knives........... i could kill more people with a simple truck bomb

the sad truth is americans are just some kind of glorified european nitwit........... luckily for you you can go live in asia with the asians

more crap from benjy

ok, same situation as yesterday, made more money, drive home, turn on fox news (the highly opinionated hot air doesn't really start cranking until afternoons in nyc so right now we have the morning people, less prone to blowing hot air)....

with this commodore, it runs on petrol and gas but it's slow to start in gas so it's better to start it in petrol mode then flip over to gas after hitting 50 kphour or so, kind of like back to the future with the delorian..... you know what's a sick car? the lamborghini murcielago -- that's the word in spain for bat and it only means one kind of bat: the flying kind --- say it: mur-ci-e- lago go find someone that can speak spanish and they can show you how to say it

 ok the cia guy's book, glenn carle.... this carle guy, the only person he reminds me of is bob macandrew the movie/screen acting teacher (http://www.bobmcandrew.com/) who has taught very many famous american screen/movie/tv stars like angelina jolie, etc, all kinds of oscar winners..... benji took a couple of classes with him in paris, met up with him once in nyc and stayed in touch with him over a few years via email...... carle and macandrew have a lot of similarities for benji, although one is a career cia/intelligence/national security guy, the other a movie acting teacher: both are yankee men, big tall guys - not fatties, old school white american guys with good diverse genes (as are the genes of 'colored' south africans, to be fair)....... benji can learn from carle's storytelling technique, and in fact, i want to strongly encourage him to write a book about his cia experiences in the 1980s or early 90s whenever it was, with the sandanistas in south america

here's how benji channels carle's storytelling technique: tonite was driving one of last customers home, some half maltese/half anglo englander guy on a booty call.... ended up telling him the following story from benji's distant past, maybe from when benji was 17 or sthmg like that..... benji's older bro had a buddy who along with benji's older bro (who we have nicknamed joseph stalin in this blog), so joseph (benji's bro) and buddy dude were chilling at the alvarez crib one day..... the buddy dude has become a cop and has a tremendously fat and unattractive looking wife (and kids) - who aren't present but benji is just mentioning that anyway, buddy dude has also really put on some weight since his delinquent teenager days...... he is a serious, committed policeman, back in the day when he and joseph (english for jose) were benji's age at the time (17) - so some 8 years or so before this incident circa 1993 (ie., maybe 1985), the two friends were some kind of juvenile delinquents and got into trouble with the police for stealing parts from a train or some nonsense like that...... but that's all behind them, the police have forgiven buddy dude for that youthful malpaso and he is a fine upstanding policeman, he is happy to visit his old buddy, jose (spanish for joseph), and chew the fat with him, off duty acto seguido, next act, jose and benji's sister raquel (now deceased) walks into room blurting about scoring some marijuana, cop dude is incensed, how dare she? what a conflict of interests! this is unacceptable! pissing and moaning follows...raquel couldn't give a flying crap, just wants to get stoned, police guy, old time buddy guy with fat wife can go bite her

 tada, the carle technique

anyway, what's nice about the carle storytelling technique are some little details - hard to explain - probably benji isn't such a good storyteller in general, but this story above seemed interesting when explaining to the booty call guy

i like carle's descriptions of his little solo road trips in arab lands prior to moving his show to afghanistan...... the only experience i had that i can use to relate the things listed above, was a time in january 2006, shortly before spending a couple of weeks in sydney here, after 2 years away from australia spent in china and the u.s. (ny/mississippi/florida)..... one time i was chilling at my home crib in shenzhen, guangdong - china, some random chinese dude, i had decided to let him just sleep on my floor free to help him save a buck, it was all incredibly communal in that neighborhood, i have never seen anything like that neighborhood, just mind-blowing, then me and frank, the chinese roommate, he is a grown man, maybe married, can't recall, we are watching the tv and bob macandrew's chinese movie comes on the tv and the credits roll and his name flies up the screen...... that is some trippy shit right there, and how bob wrote some chinese movie beats the absolute shit out of me.......... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0238588/plotsummary

during a meisner class with bob (one of 2) in paris, i was doing a typical meisner exercise for students studying screen acting, instead of just screaming and shouting: 'get away! get away!' to remove the excess emotional energy, i bounced like a kangaroo two or three bounces to the nearest wall and headbutted the wall mightily two or three times while bouncing..... the acting students present, mostly frenchies involved in french movies and tv, laughed.....

bob asked: 'how do you feel now?' after the headbutting, he was serious, he wasn't being condascending, bored, obnoxious, judgemental, this guy was for real!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

now do not think by any means that that wall headbutting in paris was by any means soft.... it was on a par, perhaps a little less brain-damaging than the mighty captain caveman style downward thrust blow received from the australian aborigine kid in redfern, sydney, one time trying to score some marijuana..... those two blows, the parisian one a staccato double or triple self-induced blow, the the 1999 captain cavemen yard long basto blow was a real killer blow that caused blood to spurt immediately.... both smashes most definitely caused brain damage and concussion and associated dull thudding pain that lasted days, benji always says: a little pre-frontal cortex brain damage never hurt anyone!....kind of

see this is what benji's talking about bitches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

another day another $

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgxHvNNUc (oliver twist wants more) ok, woke up, it hit me: hey this is gonna be great meeting my son and having a whole new little person around: my son....... it's gonna be swell hearing that baby giggle and laugh and grab my finger..... this is the first time it's really hit me like that then i crawl onto couch for second dose of rest.... this is 3rd of 4 shifts in a row in 4 days - tired....... turn on tv -- 3 minutes to o'reilly factor, perfect......... unfortunately, it's dead on arrival........ some stupid non event about some college football guy...... then laura ingle has nothing -- just shadows, comes across as creepy right wing zealot........ at least waters world is coming, that's something - haven't seen this guy in 3 months +.... the crazy libra girl in my cab last nite from rns, maybe she was on drugs or sthmg... said her name was jesse, then starts talking about '4th dimension' in fact, the bbc is the only news channel on with real news: syria, flood in indonesia.... probably stories on mali too......... fox news is with the football player.... cnn has lance armstrong talk on piers morgan

umpdeenth [sic] shift executed

kkkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI (will.i.am and breetnee - bring da action)

and what a loser it was too......... hot, sticky, horrible, only made a miserable $140 - horrible......... back soaked in hot, sticky sweat stuck to car seat....... it's 3am and in the 30s celcius......... bitches are walking around prickteasing everywhere in mini-skirts disrupting a guy's sense of shit in general

some libra bitch gets in my ride and turns out she says she's a nurse at sydney's royal north shore hospital (rns) which is in st. leonards........ benji recalls it as his first full time job out of high school was at a mailing company that posted medical samples for big pharma to doctors -- my job was to keep the database on doctors' info updated......

i recall the walks across the large grounds of rns as it was my pleasure in those days to take off my shoes and socks and walk across the lush dewy grass and 'soak up the earthly magnetic power of the dew' through the bare feet - this idea possibly came from einstein (that einstein)

anyway, i informed libra bitch, before she got too scatterbrained with her yacking about the '4th dimension' and god knows what scatter-brain-ed-ness that her hospital is infamous with those of us that remember the horrible things, with some american marine cum nurse (libra girl was a nurse too at rns she said) based at rns that used a u.s. marine taught killing technique to slay his boss, a head nurse at rns....... this story was not at all carried by the gossip girls of u.s. mainstream news anywhere, abc, cnn, et al, did not report it -- very sad case --

the killer is now rotting in some australian jail somewhere this reminds me that i had an idea to go visit prison inmates as a kind of hobby/social service......... just sit there and listen to their bullshit or sthmg that

thank god i finished this shitty shift anyway, so hot and sticky, the end of shift ritual is lock up cab, drop key in green box, sometimes my chinese boss - the wife of male boss - texts and says drop in red box but mostly it's green box -- drop key there, jump in my commodore and turn the aircon on nice and cold and turn the radio up loud if there's something good to hear, today it was will.i.am which is a pretty good song -- not gonna watch the clip though......... floor my commodore and drive parallel to parramatta road west, get on m4 a few miles and get out at silverwater road, drive to the mosque and home sweet home, turn on fox with mute on

driving home i remembered when i was 16 i was always playing some dopey flight simulator game 'stealth' based on the warplane..... one of my buddies would just sit and watch me play it for hours on end, i never even bothered to offer him to play it once and he never cared coz when it came to that game that's just how it was.......... later some girl who turned out to be the first girl benji 'lived with' -- she says her dad worked in the u.s. airforce putting the tiles on the stealth bombers.....actually he turned out to be a likeable guy, him and his wife flew out from seattle and stayed with us a few days at the apartment we shared...

anyway i would finish those dumb flight sim. missions and that would be like mission 10,000 over and done with, that's kind of how it feels with my dopey job, like some stupid computer game..... the psychology has almost become like a prisoner who is afraid to get out of jail coz he won't know what to do with all the freedom

well almost done reading this cia guy's book...... it's hard to read with all the work coz the work is tiring and the heat is making it worse........ had some real estate guys at my home yesterday, before starting this last shift, they work for a real estate agency called 'cia real estate' - the founder of the company was sitting at my home schooling me about how the building scene here works, apparently it is all run by lebanese now he says.....http://www.ciarealestate.com.au...

calculating approx. half a year's taxi shifts in 1999 at say 2.5 a week - we have maybe 60 shifts in 1999 + about 640 shifts since recommencing in august 2009 -- brings us to notch number approx. maybe 700 in my taxi shift belt..............

had some american college kids in my car tonite for what seems like the first time in like a year! it's been a really long time but i hardly ever run into americans anymore which i take to be a good sign, not that i mind their company........ i have fresh ideas for my 'gunter' movie project, i will have images of rage against the machine's singer zach de la rocha and then i will do voiceover myself of him talking about what a swell tank designer gunter is.... also there will be more amusing pseudo german pigeon german talk with subtitles, it will all be terribly clever and pleasing (at least to me)

some ex-girlfriend from communist china messaged me out of the blue on facebook responding - saying she's working in macau - her english name is katrina - think i'll listen to will.i.am some more and work some more on my boriclav story, i left it with the cia guy tiler stepping into the clearing with the slovaks who had reverted from zombie to human....... in real life my slovak buddies have moved on from sydney to cambodia and will go home from there.....

here's the spanish deck of cards: the suits are espadas (swords), oros (coins), copas (cups), bastos (clubs - wog bashers)

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http://news.yahoo.com/floods-paralyze-indonesian-capital-heavy-rains-continue-035417902.html
this flood in indonesia looks like the first one in months too
 

latest movie: 'tank u very much' in production phase

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg6XE0DDC0w catch a sneak preview of benji's latest movie here, or not......... or go eat cheese, whatever

live from benji land

ok what's going on is like 2 days ago in 'narooma' about 340km south of auburn here, was running along a beach, intentionally squashing as many 'blue bottles' as possible, when they all collected up on the sole of my flip flop and kind of 'spilt over' leading to my first blue bottle sting.......... of course, after that my right foot felt right stung coz that's what 'blue bottles' do, they're another highly venemous thing in australia............ immediately after that i caught up with wifey and a brief moment before that she was stung too! however her sting subsided normally whereas my sting has morphed into something terrible, maybe i am terribly allergic to 'blue bottles' -- 'blue bottles' are a bulbous sac mono-cellular jellifish type critter with long tails about 2 feet long that trail behind them in the ocean, when that trail touches you you are stung and it really really stings............

unfortunately, narooma has the most prehistorically nasty 'march' flies straight out of the mezanoic or jurassic period and these nasty bastards are really capable of stinging horribly apparently, it is a real mystery to me if the welts on my right foot are from the blue bottles cluttering up under my flip flop or else from the march flies at the campsite in narooma, what's true is that my right foot looks like it has been thoroughly raped by something hideous, it is covered in pussy red welts all over and around the ankles too............ my left foot looks like snow white with just one tiny sting and my right forearm has four small pussy stings which leads me to believe it might not be an allergic reaction to blue bottle sting but in fact march flies stings.......... it's unclear

in other news, benji is beginning to become impatient and unsatified with the arabs and arab-like types here in team australia and starting to ruminate with the idea of donating money to israeli zionists with a view to compensating the ugly behavior the arabs are directing towards benji carelessly........ previously, as an australian, leaving aside benji's eurotrash roots, benji has never been one to side with arabs over jews or vica-versa, benji does not like siding with anyone in this conflict however if arabs here continue to make benji's life miserable, then zionist jewish settlers in Palestine will certainly be receiving the aforementioned arabs' money, these are benji's morals

moving on, benji's next movie is in production: it will be about oliver 'gunter' stone, a german tank (military tank) designer........... documentary styled, watch out for it, it will be a real winner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physalia_utriculus

blonde joke

Don't give us a bad name

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

Blondes change a lightbulb

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

new movie 4 u to check out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWt3KVIBDFI (boyz to men - videoclip by the benji)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM (MARS - pump up the volume - non benji version)

pregnant wifey and baby almost drown - but don't

well last year, it was wifey's turn to save a drowner at the surfer's paradise beach in the mid-eastern australian pacific coastline....... when it happened it was just wondering if it was some joking guys that just wanted to squeeze her butt or something - but they seemed real enough on the beach afterwards and wifey was very adamant one of them was drowning and that she saved him

today, she decided to go it alone from hubby, stomping off wilfully and if a caprichiously mean or cranky mood.......... she came almost an hour later and said she'd almost died/drowned and  broke down crying...... apparently a strong current swept her away, the local shore-line carers are too inept to post signs, and luckily some speed-boat comers were able to save her...........

this is what's wrong with english rule in australia: in order to support the english juggernaut and prop the english and welsh et al onto their little pedestal, talent takes a back seat and incompetence flourishes and dangerous beaches and dangerous currents aren't signposted and pregnant mothers-to-be can end up drowning........

sadly, americans are guilty of propping up this axis of 'british' evil in australia and elsewhere, as they find it practical for everyone to sport anglo-saxon seeming names that are easy to spell

benji makes his first movie with like edits in over 13 years!

watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spRBW8lUnV8



in other news:
http://news.yahoo.com/israel-tells-underweight-models-gain-weight-off-runway-174051006.html

fox news, you are cleared for landing someday soon!

another 3 month at $32 per month deal with 'IQ' (tivo-ing) functions (record/playback) has been struck with foxtel here in sydney, so fox news, you are cleared for landing on planet benji pending a few technicalities.......... planet benji can cater to all of you! every last one of you! regardless of your genetic make-up!

when that happens it will be goodbye to the fools of nbc today (who are currently with the homeless radio announcer-cum-crackhead guy)......... benji's note: if you are thinking about picking up a crack-pipe for the first time, just say no! you'll thank me later

so tomorrow it's off to blue mountains with da boys and thang benji is married to..... the plan is to catch up with a slovak couple there, camp a nite, work the next day sunday, then shoot off monday for four nites of camping/out of town-ed-ness then return friday next week at which point fox news will have landed on planet benji and da cia guy's interrogation/torture book will have arrived and benji will dive into its contents - it'd be good to see that cia guy (glenn carle) on fox news during next three month period, someone please go and make that happen for benji's sake


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j36ylJkoQ (flipper/someday)

 http://news.yahoo.com/inmate-ordered-retried-80-waiting-ever-since-192257674.html