BRRR it's cold, time to break out the missouri jumper

that's what a sweater's called in australia bitches, a jumper....... go figure......and if you need a cigarrette lighter, just ask for a lida, otherwise people will think you talk funny....... don't forget, after 12, ferdean....and after sevendean, a dean.........and after ferdean (13), fo-dean.........learn how to speak australian, bitches

anyway, the weather has really started to cool right down here which means my missouri tigers jumper is out and getting used after months in the closet, jumping........ and my sweat pants, this season's pajamas.........

there's not much to report, Rush is obsessing about stuff in general...... Missouri radio KWOS is still playing the real protection, real affordable insurance song....... the DJs at Michiana 95.3 are still much more giggly-er (and possibly degenerate than the KWOS people)......... coast to coast is doing great......... didn't listen to Glen Beck so that's a bonus and GMA still has attention deficit disorder and obsessing about england's royal family.......maybe they can call for a royal inquiry into paedos in hollywood or something, just sayin'

anyway, many, many long months ago, remember reading a little bit about Missouri history on wikipedia...... it seems that quite a lot of frenchies settled there, i guess it's somewhat close to Louisiana and the frenchies just kind of like Missouri and Louisiana, there were some battles and stuff in the early 1800s, can't remember much of it now but it seemed interesting.......

there was an interesting movie on tv before work today, about mormons, set in the 19th century, i think with cristina applegate....... something about eden, back from eden or something like that..... cannot find it at all on imdb so if i actually hallucinated it, the plot was as follows: applegate plays a mormon girl in sorry, the 19th century, around 1920s judging by the cars........ there are two mormon brothers in a quaint little town in utah, one is a nyc city-slicker type, the other a farmer in small-town mormon utah.......applegate's character is horny and humps the city-slicker bro but then after seeing one of the village girl's suicides in a river while pregnant realizes she justs wants to marry asap and have a kid before bugging out so she marries the brother of humpty dumpty asap, if i didn't actually hallucinate that entire movie and people really made it, including applegate and not some other actress that looks like her, good for you guys

just found out on imdb applegate had a double-masectomy, that'd really suck balls big time, if i were a woman i'd rather my hubbie beat me up solid for a few years, not indefinitely though, than get a double masectomy

one time in china i was humping some girl that wasn't real hot but then a complete and utter hotty came along so i dumped the first girl and went with the hotty....... she chose english name 'cecilia', so one day we were walking along in guangzhou and i started doing my impersonation of billie bibbit from cuckoo's nest: 'ce-ce-ce-ce-cecelia, will you m-m-m-m-m-m-arry me?'....... actually i didn't want to marry her at all and wasn't trying to give her that impression, just goofing off, not sure if she knew what was going on, i went off to live in nyc shortly thereafter -- all the taxis were yellow there

florida has severely flooded, despite liking all the republicans, and yes, i'd donate at least $5 to y'all by your fundraising deadline this week and would have liked to donate $25 and have my name engraved at your reagan memorial, but bidness (business) has been so bad lately with easter and all, just can't afford it, sorry..... anyway, despite republicans denying climate change, actually, florida and nyc will end up underwater by the end of the century is not alarmist science, it's important for republicans to realize that, and fracking isn't necessarily swell either

okay i found it! it's called 'a loss of innocence' in america but maybe something else in australia.... it's a 1996 telemovie and it's not actually applegate although it really looks like her, it's Jennie Garth, so glad we got that sorted out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116921/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt

oh that's where i knew her face! she played Kelly on 90210........... if you go to madrid, Kelly means 'home' (keli).........maybe that's why i was confused.........anyway, the Kelly from 90210 kind of looks like applegate anyway, they're both hottie pants

man i used to watch 90210 in madrid when i was 16 with my cousin Belen......and before that i think it was very popular with schoolmates in western sydney too, man that was a long time ago!

american media goes easter on LA clippers owner

recently there was an interesting phenomenon in the american news cycle, in fact, the kind of phenomenon you see coming and stay wide away from, and then, in a brief one minute story, in its wake, you see what happened, the american media, not just part of it, but really most of it, if not all of it, went Easter on a basketball team owner

what does this mean? as a subconscious reaction perhaps, to the entire easter narrative which is, for better or worse, a part of the western psyche, the christ nail/crossy thing - resurrection, whatever, the cruxifiction, that's what they call it, the american media takes LA Clippers owner as their personal Jesus to crucify and destroy this Easter for their own hypocritical pleasure and as a martyr/fall guy for all the unsettled t's and i's undotted and uncrossed amongst the races in america (as an offering to the God 'political correctness / faux tolerance') the brother doesn't want to hang with black people, get over it bitches

the guy tells his fuck-buddy or some female buddy 'not to hang out with black people'.....incredibly innocuous statement and absolutely nothing wrong with saying that at all.......... i myself am bashing the english  and the russians on this blog all the time, and occasionally americans of all stripes, so if the american media doesn't eat asian food once a week they are anti-asian and should be fired?  all the black nba players that are so happy the LA Clippers guy is ruined, they are racist for making the distinction between white people and black people, and chris rock is a racist for making jokes about white people, should we lock chris rock up? i never bother criticizing africa anymore than criticizing the local australian media but obviously both are complete fuck-ups? does this make me a racist? how about the african guy in my taxi recently who reported to me how racist black americans are (african-americans, not indian-americans - of non-native amero-indian indian type), this african guy worked with some 'white people' in florida and then was attacked by jealous african americans as same kind of white man's slave (they used a character name from a movie about african slaves in america, can't remember it now)...... do you see? all these degenerate and hypocritical cowardly nigger sluts of the NBA (you know who you are you despicable bitches) are running around calling eachother 'nigger' (banned term - racist) - bitching about white people (hypocrites) and THEN, AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, if they see some african guy trying to do some honest labor and he happens to be working with the white devil, then they RACISTLY ATTACK HIM! can you believe these guys? and they want to adopt the moral high-road? go make a porn movie next time you have a cluster-fuck and upload it to youtube NBA PLAYERS, black and white, PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!  thou shalt not worship false idols. And at least workers in america actually do work, not like here in australia where railway workers just stand around staring at their boots soaking up tax payer dollars

as you can see, it's a joke, in fact, it's questionable whether alot of these adult westerners we are referring to, apart from their ridiculousness, if they even HAVE A SOUL LEFT AT ALL? can you really imagine alot of these NBA players having a SOUL left? or Jimmy Kimmel? do you think Jimmy Kimmel's Soul could stand to be around Jimmy Kimmel? what would you do if you were Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon's soul or an NBA players Soul? wouldn't you RUN THE OTHER WAY? forget about overseeing and urging and prompting and directing, wouldn't you just VACATE? isn't this what is happening on a massive scale? Souls are vacating worthless receptacles? If this is the case, how can human evolution occur at all? are our 'freedoms' in the west and the east a trap?

anyway, back to the LA Clippers guy, i mean really, why aren't we nailing Jim Carey to a cross for calling a black guy a degenerate in Liar Liar? that's racist right? how is it the black guy is the degenerate and not the white people, why isn't Al Sharpton marching about that? does he have sore feet? how is it he has the energy to walk to KFC (no racist stereotype meant by that) but not march against Jim Carey's racism? how is it comedians are allowed to make jokes about race? SNL had jokes about chinese jokes amongst NBA players being okay (Lame-sanity) but black jokes not being okay? (are SNL racist for even suggesting black people could be racist hypocrites? should SNL retire? and should the NBA force SNL to return all of their basketball paraphernalia?) should the FBI, given that they are unable or unwilling to protect children from being raped in Hollywood's grist mills, should they then be dispatched to retrieve NBA paraphernalia on behalf of the NBA from the racist SNL people, wow the hypocrisy and stupidity is so  mind boggling, i'm actually going to go listen to that Irish band and that song of theirs.... what's it called? ode to my family, that's right, just resting my mind on a topic as incredibly ignorant, hypocritical and stupid as this makes me want to crawl up into a ball and listen to the cranberries in an attempt at hiding from that particularly stupid strata of humanity out there, i don't even like the cranberries! this is how gay this entire witch-hunt has been!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-DJr1Qs54

who can fathom the depth of such ignorance......... poor, misguided, and foolish americans

when i was a teacher in china once (i know, it was racist of me to be in china, because it meant i wasn't working with african or white kids, sorry for being so racist, and sorry china is so racist too for not allowing white and black kids in their schools, actually they do but the white and black kids parents are too racist to get them to attend maybe) at one point one or more of the  kids were holding their forefingers up and waving them at me, saying, foolish teacher

that's what we say now to this urge for flesh from the american media, that will keep their bellies full for a few days one supposes, completely fake scandal, an absolute disgrace

those are the days of our lives Rush Limbaugh and everyone else out there!

those are your frickin' days bitches

what's up bitches? here's something you can do for kicks, grab an hourglass, throw it at a nearby wall and scream at the top of your lungs! "those are the days of our lives, bitches!".... you'll be sure to get some attention..... then go on some non-sensical rant about your fictitious boss, Ivan.... in no time you'll seem like the nutcase girl Maria in today's Washington Post who technically wasn't crazy but rather had excellent access to excellent healthcare which meant someone was able to detect a thrumming in her pre-frontal cortex region which meant something dubious but was randomly treated with an anti-cancer medication by a questionable expert

which leads us to today's u.s. media review: coast to coast am, bravo! they had a delightful segment on faux experts, well done, and good to see you leaving the crazy black hole mumbo-jumbo to rush limbaugh, very refreshing, who actually elicited some laughter with his comments about m370 disappearing into a black-hole, quite amusing....as  usual Glen Beck is struggling to not appear gay, even going to the extreme of acting the village idiot or chronic douche....... just listent to the into to Glen Beck's show: it screams at you: i'm such a douche, i couldn't possibly be gay, right! not that there's that much wrong with being gay, i guess, that's Glen Beck, alla Glen Beck as they say in Spain

who else was there? can't remember, the only other thing apart from Rush's black-hole talk that brought a laugh was pulling up next to three muchachas sleeping outside the Enmore theatre, seemingly waiting to buy tickets for something, i asked them if they were waiting to buy tickets to the teletubbies, which was devilishly witty of me old boys (and girls) if i may say, and the girl's response was equally delightful, an appalled 'nooo!'
how amusing, so easy to make fun of

but we're not happy because there wasn't enough money, in fact, last tuesday was so bad, as bad as today's tuesday, that we took the rest of the week off last week (wednesday, thursday and friday), choosing instead to be around the wifi we married, for better or worse, many times, seemingly, for worse, as a seemingly inevitable consequence of not working........... somehow, that week of not working (apart from last tuesday) seemed like some kind of euphoric timeless nirvana, in the sense of not having to work (not in the sense of being annoyed by wifi though), and only a week without work felt like an entire month without work......... anyway, do any philosophers or quantum physicists as they are called these days really think time is real? it's an abstraction of human consciousness but we don't know what our consciousness is without a body unless we buy a new-age book on near death experiences, some of which seem questionable........  the bad business last week was understandable due to easter holiday combining with war memorial day to create a bridge holiday for a lot of people, but if this week pans out as bad as today did then i would say a major stock market crash is highly imminent

the washington post also had an article by some gay guy that was sexually abused by his grandfather he says, and his family was very accepting of that when he finally came out with that, which reminds one of south park and the family guy people for the first time in months now, not having thought about them for months, but that kind of scenario is right up their jolly little alley, along with the bryan singer saga one supposes

finally we rest, like a horsefly on dog poop it intends to vomit on then suck up its own vomit, on washington post's serious journalistic article (for the previous two articles mentioned weren't serious but superfluous claptrap as the english say), about the CIA resettling afghanistan's biggest torturer and intelligence chief and the CIA's go to guy for torture in afghanistan under the stinking crook Karzai with his minions and their millions of dollars of CIA money squirreled into their Bahrain bank accounts, can you imagine if Benji was made president of the world? with full dictatorial powers? none of this democracy business? these CIA types that throw millions at some corrupt thugs around the world to lord it over the people, even RESETTLING THEM IN LOS ANGELES! these guys would be pushed off a cliff after being told they were being sent on a holiday blind-folded, sydney too would have better roads, and europeans would be forbidden to express their opinions except in writing and subject to having it sent to a burocratic centre in brussels where it would immediately be recylced without being read, oh what a wonderful world it would be, let me tell you

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/mystery-surrounds-move-of-afghan-torturer-in-chief-to-us-amid-allegations-of-agency-abuse/2014/04/28/0916144a-ca4b-11e3-93eb-6c0037dde2ad_story.html?hpid=z1

how an average citizen would look if Benji were dictatorial outright ruler of the entire planet

'i see rot people'

you know that movie, it's really a lousy movie, it's claim to fame is some kid says, 'i see dead people'.... it's a good quote but the movie, possibly with bruce willis seems a memory of stinking and being un-memorable.... paraphrasing, we may say: 'i see rot people'..... with regard to turning on the tv and flicking through the channels......... a whole bunch of rot, unworthy of even watching

passed motorcycle knowledge test, now licensed to ride an automatic bike (non manual gear change)... after a year or so the license will be normalized and can get a bigger, more powerful bike (with gears).... for now though, the next step is looking for a cheap little scooter (automatic) to get around on, should be dangerous, but fun, we'll see

of church, life without mother in law, etc

Boob's first haircut, courtesy of yours truly

wow it's only been 20 days since mother in law has left but already it seems like an eternity, i really feel like i have entered an entire new dimension now that she is out of the picture....... started attending an Anglican church in Auburn, on the same street as the room i was renting out during jan/feb/march while she was here..... Boobs (his nickname, rhymes with 'hoods') seems to like the church well enough and my main reason in going is to be social while supervising him as he needs to be engaged most of the time while caring for him on weekends and mondays.... his hair was pretty long but cut it down to bare minimum with clippers - cost: $0, selfie

have motorcycle knowledge test tomorrow, if i fail, it's unlikely there'll be time to take it again which means forget about getting a motorcycle license as i'd have to take riding test again, too much money, wouldn't be motivated, left it for too late to do theory test.......but if i pass, i'll have a valid license and possibly would go on to buy a scooter, so will study for it right now

Ashkenazi Jews that control Hollywood hold secret meeting to discuss paedophilia in Hollywood

"oy vey man, you call this food? My great uncle was eating better under Himmler in Aushwitz."

"i took the bus here but i had to pay peak hour price and we're not even ready to convene yet, Yatzbah!"

"so i heard people saying we can start a public education movement, but who will get the rights to the merchandising?"

"who said Yatzbah? that's not even a word! oy vey, my sinuses are giving me hell today, anybody got some nasal decongestant? So tell me, are you still working on that pilot? 'Ovulating orphans?' you still think that's gonna be the next 'two broke girls'? I'm telling you, the public won't be ready for that for twenty years at least!"

"hey what's that you got there? real cigarette butts that were cruelly butted on James Dean's unprotected skin during his heady rise to fame by twisted studio execs in the 50s, encased in mother of pearl you say? i'm not buying that, i'm not buying that! mother of pearl my arse! anybody seen any matzoh bread around here? i could eat a horse i tell you...."

"regional commander: all hail the great Golem; you have a phone call from the New York Times entertainment department...."

"ok, shmendrick, i told you, i don't talk to Gentiles, not even circumcised Gentiles, during special Jew nights, okay? never! try to remember...."

you FRACKING SERIOUS corporate dude?

hey bitches,  yesterday (wednesday 17th april) it came to benji's attention, not once, but TWICE (approx. 16 hours apart) from two different cab customers, that the region in northern nsw called the Pilliga

like the facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/protectingthepilliga

is about to be raped by some giant anglo-american mining company 'SANTOS'........ apparently they are completely profit driven and are reckless to the point of being dangerous.......... i'm told they are going to completely destroy an underground system of natural water that is used by farmers, etc, to irrigate their land and that their land will be rendered useless after it is raped by SANTOS for apparently no good reason, however, not knowing much about the topic, we'll have to research more before passing judgement, however, it does strike the Benji as EXTREMELY unusual and co-incidental, to have TWO customers in the SAME DAY (approx. 16 hours apart) BOTH from the Pilliga region, from farming families, say the exact same thing about the danger of this FRACKING enterprise by corporate 'dudes' [the term 'dudes' here is used lightly] 'SANTOS'

more on this topic soon

one of my customer's father, chained to a SANTOS machine, seeking to delay their FRACKING efforts and spotlight attention on their cause