new year's 'eve'

who is this 'eve' girl they are always talking about on the 24th and a week later on the 31st december?

today is a workday for benji......... got up, drove german guy to strathfield station so as to go to nearby holden dealership and get two new electronic relays for car....... changed them: $15

had dream about russell crowe this morning, it is only time i can remember dreaming about russell crowe, happily, it was not sexual, we were descending some stairs or something like that and made each other's acquaintance there......... he was going to use his star power for any old cause that popped up it seemed (one did)............

plan today is leave home asap and burn some fat on treadmill at rooty hill rsl then catch up with mom for xmas (haven't seen her yet) then start work at 3pm in 5 dock............

meet depress is on it's almost 11am - probably live... must be filmed in evening in east coast america somewhere, everytime u see tom brokaw you just think: anthrax, ouch, wonder who opened that envelope???

hale and pace

is on the tv and they just had some special on the beatles 'magical mystery tour' with martin scorcese

spent day at beach, car had similar problem as yesterday, met a bulgarian/ruski couple -- turns out the woman is russian and from same city in siberia as desi's mom: tumen...... the guy is bulgarian and some of his close family is from very similar part of bulgaria near serbia as is desi's father, motorbike rider and does para-gliding which is like hang-gliding but with a parachute......... they seem like nice people......... actually met the guy many months ago in my taxi but we never caught up until tonite

beach was nice... got pretty burnt, did a bunch of laps in pool - beach was evacuated due to shark being spotted.... two helicopters were hovering around looking for the shark and a jet skiier was issued forward to scare it off, we spoke to a spear-fisher.... he really looked like a knight with his wetsuit on and spear-fishing equipment, really orderly..... he said the very same shark they were looking for came right up to him and stole his fish....... maybe another tall fishing story - or no

forgot to mention keepsakes of my sister and my father: to remember my father and wish him well in the afterlife i keep one of his taxi driver epaulette's which i always wear at work.... i never planned to become a taxi driver but that's what's going on and it's ok...... from my sister i keep a japanese tea set: four very dainty small tea cups, and an iron..... the iron i will use sometimes if my normal iron gets dirty all of a sudden but mostly don't use it, it has an american plug so it needs an adapter to chinese-styled plug used in australia...... have never used her japanese tea cups but they are out on display and maybe one day i'll meet a japanese culture enthusiast, japanese or otherwise, that cares to drink japanese tea with me........... i don't keep photos of either of them but i can see that a plenty at my mom's........... i don't care to see their photos much but i am happy to use these three keepsakes to wish them well in their afterlife

updates from Benji land

ok biatches, it has been an eventful holiday season........ xmas day, the day we all kind of celebrate the pagan winter equinox holiday with a bit of schmaltz about Jesus' birth in a 'manger' (was in fact born somewhere a helluva lot better than a crappy manger for animals, that's for sure and not in Bethlehem either),

that day we spent with my buddy Christine and her brother, both u.s. citizens and heroine and crystal meth users........... sadly, Christine is in a terrible way, she whores herself horribly (considering whores in Sydney can make 150k+ a year and tax free) - she looks like crap, too skinny and like a crazy australian aboriginal biatch except white....... she has a massive drug problem.......... anyway, me, Desi and my buddy nicknamed Karl Marx, we just went over there, brought my bbq up to their floor which is the worst tenement building in sydney.... visited the two of them plus 2 or 3 of their friends including two blonde mothers with ok bodies who seemed like whores or at least heroine addicts.........

so that was xmas day........ cia dude has been in touch some more about writing his wikipedia page and i got quite a surprise related to it in some abstract way, he was saying how his forefathers trace back 300 years in america to the 'mohawk' valley (somewhere in new york state) -- everybody knows the mohawk indians were probably the people that started the mohawk fashion trend of hairstyle........ then i got out of bed like yesterday and greeted our german house guest who booked a room in our crib like half a year ago, his name is Marcos and he's really funny, he cannot speak english properly and just says: i + can + noun to express himself, e.g., i can mountain (means i can climb a mountain or i could see a mountain from there, etc).... anyway this guy got a really bad haircut and his hairstyle ended up looking like a mohawk -- there's no connection there but anyway

then my car broke down yesterday and i had to join some road-side assistance service: 2 years for $275.... which includes an extra $120 for joining on the spur of the moment, problem with car was trivial........ anyway, now have roadside assisstance if need it........ car broke down at mall, at mall did a bunch of post xmas shopping with all the sales that are on, got nice quality winter clothing at quarter of usual prices........ very satisfied with that......... don't normally like shopping in malls for clothes much...... they were playing some britney spears song at mall, had never heard it before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOdu0poDjDA                wouldn't normally listen to an entire album of hers....... i admire her ability to sell though and like her hit songs

speaking of songs, and songs that won't sell, murphy has finished adding the music to my starry pudsy song and apparently it's pretty good, also on topic of murphy he was saying many moons ago that he'd gifted his banjo to some pacific islander with a sign that said 'someone stole my banjo, please help', and so murphy gave him a $500 banjo he had in storage and saw the guy again later and he had the same sign up: conclusion, con artist.......... well i ran into the very same guy, here in auburn, maybe i'll post the youtube video in this space soon and the starry pudsy one too

questionnaire for peoples of england

here's a questionaire designed for the various races occupying england, but can also be completed by westerners in general:

1) you are:

a) a prick

b) an arsehole


2) how comfortably numb and unaware are you of your prick or arsehole status?
a) very
b) don't know because too much of a prick or arsehole to figure it out

3) if you chose arsehole, would you say you are:

a) an elephant arsehole
b) a rhinoceros arsehole
c) unsure but some kind of massive arsehole anyway
d) unsure because too big of an arsehole to realize it


4) have you sought help for your mental illness issues regarding 'royalty', 'majesty' and related political matters

a) yes
b) no


5) if you answered no, is the answer because you are an alcoholic and was too busy binge drinking

a) yes
b) cannot remember

american cinema fails completely again, french cinema saves day

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402294/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 (iznogoud) this french movie is better, for example, than american movie/show whatever 'skins' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1755893/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 in any case, both large nations prefer to lock up blacks (in america) and moslems (in france) for sneezing in public

review of this year's xmas

okay, so it's december 25th and we're celebrating that old pagan festival of the winter equinox which is the shortest day of the year, (but only in the northern hemisphere, as david letterman recently pointed out) - -here in the south, it's raining in sydney and we will go and get buddy karl marx and celebrate with wifey and buddy christine, this means wifey and christine will meet today talking about christine, it was the christine church that joined Jesus' birthday to the winter equinox with its holly and mistletoe and what not, Jesus, like Christine, was a Libra which is born in the 26 days after September 20 every year.... Libras are good with children, that's their forte for today we have portable bbq with butane tank that my bro and mom bought me, plus red meats bought from turkish supermarket today (all others are shut - that's benefit of living in moslem area, open supermarket)....... red meats and peeled prawns and some salad, bread, dips, chocolate biscuits and orange juice...... hopefully christine won't be stoned out of her mind unfortunately, it is not good beach weather........ yesterday was, very sunny, so went for a snorkel while wifey worked........ then read movie reviews for this years movies after buying 6 discount movie tickets at $11 each and getting 2 extra coz women selling them must have thought benji was cute......... unfortunately, all the american movies look incredibly stupid and the reviews of them only reveal incredibly stupid and deppressingly idiotic american intelligence.... so sad.... maybe that movie, 'the benefits of being a wallflower' would be good, all other movies out look like garbage, even the cia wasn't impressed with the zero sum thirty movie, only letterman was and everyone knows he's a jackarse and an ignoramus (respectfully) this sunday off to meet/spend day with a bulgarian guy and russian woman married couple with two kids, their two kids have the same genetic makeup as wifey: half russian/half bulgarian there's a movie advertising now on tv called 'quartet', it was so obnoxious, had to press the mute buttom, rest assured idiot americans and idiot anglo-saxons out there, that your ignorance obnoxiousness makes benji sick, probably as does past-dated spanish salami that is all, sirrah!!

reading ex-cia guy glenn carle's book: 'the interrogator'

ok so Benji ordered this book for only $20 today including postage and it will be out in hardcover in no time, but in the meantime there's this very detailed extract available online:

http://www.amazon.com/Interrogator-Education-Glenn-L-Carle/dp/1568586736/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1304135874&sr=1-1#reader_1568586736

reading it, peering invisibly, over the shoulder of the writer, as it were, this reader, as he walks up and down the hallways at the CIA feels somewhat like Dr. Nick below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlmECL2ED2I

actually, some more notes while reading this book, at one point in Benji's life, from may 2002 thru december 2003, Benji was spending 18months in Australia between years spent in 'the west' afore and 'the east' post december 2003........ it was a baffling period for Benji's little mind which had already taken quite a battering from years of pot and alcohol usage in prior years.... in any case,  in the middle of said 18 month period, around the time the Americans started bombing and invading Iraq in march 2003, when President Bush was reading from his teleprompter, almost jumping out of his seat in apprehension and boldness and anticipation.... around this time, Benji was out among Sydney's 'northern beaches' area, also known as the 'insular peninsular'........ Benji made the acquaintance of an old guy who was around 65 years old at the time, Benji being 26/27... this old man was an old Australian navy guy and he actually lived in a 'granny flat' in his mother's backyard, his mother had a whopping 90 years of age or so, he was actually kind enough to put Benji up a nite and set up a bbq for Benji, a very cute, surfer girl, more of Benji's age appeared at some point by the sandy walkway near the old man's backyard and agreed to Benji's request for a hug, she sure was cute, maybe she didn't agree to the hug but in Benji's memory, she did, and her surfer girl cuteness bona fides were unquestionable...... anyway, this old Navy guy, he even had an Australian Navy passport, can you believe it? and in it it said, 'first mate'.... he was a 'first mate', how nice...... anyway, this guy was saying some CIA guy just came up to him on the beach, not that long beforehand, and asked him about attitudes in Australia, e.g., towards America.......

'how do you know he was a CIA agent?' Benji asked skeptically....

'he told me so!' said the old Navy guy............

in any case, the English race, as Shakespeare himself put it, are 'mad'.

after departing for China in late 2003 and leaving sunny Australia after an 18 month prolonged sojourn of mostly unemployment and some kind of culturally shocking aftershocks of living amongst the French and what not, including a few days of waking up and asking myself why i ever left America.... after spending a year in China, all of 2004, really, and the first quarter of 2005, i arrived in NYC for a half year stay there and the 'news' came out that the great journalists, the Pulitzer winners, had reported that the big bad U.S. govt. reading its own citizens emails! Unreasonable search and seizure! Unconstitutional! the poor unsuspecting masses, just as well they were saved by the great geniuses of the washington post or david wesser or whatever his name was....

really? Benji thought to himself in those early 2005 days in NYC, were these retards for serious? they hadn't imagined their govt. would have been spying on them by now, were they that dumb? maybe Benji was just overly paranoid

Just listen to green day or something.... keep smoking pot, watch the fat man Jay Leno, whatever dude, cowabunga!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI  (green day)

well i have finished reading the internet excerpts and must now wait for the book, thank God the writer guy hasn't written back because those people are all a little spooky and it's good enough reading his book anyway to see the spookiness.... obviously he is unhappy with the spookiness and the people endorsing his book are unhappy with the spookiness in the sense of contradicting american constitutional values, most especially 'unreasonable search and seizures' and 'cruel and unusual punishment'........ look Benji has made no secret he thinks George W. Bush is a cute guy and he likes Fox News, Republicans, etc....

let Benji go out on a limb here, let's just pretend for a second that the evil wizard guy, Gargamel, from the Smurfs, he did the 9/11! and the 3/11 and the 7/7 in London and the Bali bombing..... let's just pretend that for a second...... if the Americans aren't seen going forward and kind of banging some drums and cracking some skulls but are just seen kind of watching 'Family Ties' reruns and strumming their hippy acoustic guitars, guess what?! all kinds of whackos would be EMBOLDENED by those attacks, especially the 9/11 attacks, key word: EMBOLDENED..... this is not to say that Benji doesn't appreciate Carle's perspective, on the contrary

life's complicated and it's full of whackjobs, that's for sure... right now, Benji is off to buy some xmas present for some whackjob kid's momma.... whackjob kid couldn't even get a job and prefers to piss and moan about his unfortunate childhood and bla bla bla and ask for a free handout for his momma's xmas present! he even had the audacity to ask for a bottle of jim beam for his momma! (wouldn't buy it for them, duh!)....... but you get the point, worst of all, whackjob kid now lives in Benji's area and Benji has a protective role to play around wifey and baby to come and possible whackjobs like this kid Cody must be dealt with... after buying his dopey present, not gonna talk to this kid anymore coz he is a whackjob, too many issues, and potentially dangerous