Better take notes before I forget. Drive to pagewood near Sydney airport. Park suburban free zone. Bus to airport. There's an easy lane family check in at Sydney and Melbourne, families get priority check in. No passports required same as US.
Eat at McDonald's, got Zara and I like one or two $1 diet coke slyshees [six] [double sic] and chicken bites.
Board flight took photos with cabin stewardesses with my daughter. Arrive Melbourne disembark. Walked out of airport complex to McDonald's as per my lawyer's instructions. Wait for my lawyer. Greet my lawyer, shake her hand. Get in lawyer's car with Zara for two days meetings at lawyer's house in the western suburbs of Melbourne. Day trip next day Sunday with lawyer and her two kids plus my kid to Geelong yacht club. lunch at club then I meet Bill Parker at marina front of club who is a fully sick sailor. He's so sick he can sail to Tasmania alone in 36 hours once he gets out of port Phillip bay which is the giant bay outside Melbourne (research John Batman he's the guy tasked with initiating Melbourne as a major European settlement). Bill has an extra mast and sail behind (aft) of the mainsail. Can't remember what he said this is called.
Watch the kid do handstands opposite side of yacht club. Reconnect with lawyer and her two kids and return to western suburbs of Melbourne from Geelong. Note there's also a ferry service that can bring you.
Go to local shops, fifteen minutes walk from lawyer's out in the sticks, hang out with Zara more. Eat ice scream or something. Bought new pair Kmart flip flops $8. Biden administration hasn't completely broken supply chain with four trillion dollars cash printed from thin air (we're all paying for it though, try buying wood). Order $40 pizza deal be delivered.
Walk fifteen minutes with Zara. Find shopping trolley part way back to lawyer's offices. Push Zara in shopping trolley. Arrive at lawyer's again, receive pizza guy. Remember the time in 2009 after returning to Australia from five years away that I worked as pizza delivery guy for a few months. He looked happier, was he a part owner? Some of those businesses make an absolute killing.
Eat dinner. Most meat in the neighborhood is halal as very Muslim area. Even though the pizza shop is run by happy rich Hindus, all meat is halal anyway. Eat dinner with lawyer and her two kids and my kid, our three kids.
My daughter and lawyer's daughter start hanging out more, they seem to be friendly to eachother. Make small talk with lawyer's teenage son who is friendly. Lawyer is super Catholic and pro Israeli. She will not tolerate random verbal ejaculations of 'Jesus'! I try diffusing stress this causes by mentioning in Spain people normally only say Jesus after someone sneezes. Do general domestic stuff like watch tv (Trump documentary), wash dishes.i actually mow lawn on check out almost 48 hours after arriving. I leave a two page letter for lawyer's husband in his whipper snipper hidden. He'll find it later after returning to Australia. Buddha said not to hang out with other people's wives.
Bid adieu to my lawyer and her two kids and hit the big smoke with Zara by train. Find random chocolate bars next to bin outside train station. Take evidence for further investigation. Seems edible but investigation reveals no expiry date on mini Twix packaging.
Hitting the big smoke. Check out this Indian guy, looks like Karl Malden:
https://youtu.be/CNApcyzaY60
Here's Karl hawking traveller's checks.... Are they cousins or something? Don't they look similar? You thinking the Indian guy is worried about his lost credit card by the teepee fire cuz? Think about it bitches.
https://youtu.be/jSyDUeRoDb0
Speaking of Indians, consider the Sioux and the Dakota access pipeline...
https://youtu.be/d732rPkjqOU
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