Jenn: ok the chief female representatives of Satan, Nancy and Kamala have taken time out from evil Satan females tv to phone in on zoom, so hello Satan China too
Joe: tennis balls 6 love 6 love 6 guess knock nock who's there?
Jenn: right so Nancy was saying no-one knows why the ghetto trash has arisen spawning a crime wave but Joe wants to help those in low places
Joe: that's why we got the gay flags, to provide succour to the homos
Jenn: ok so how about a drive to help effeminate men feel more comfortable?
Kamala: as the first Asian, sorry South Asian Canadian VP
Nancy: female vp
Kamala: I don't want to rub it everyone's face like I'm transphobic, let's not mention female
Jenn: alright grandpa Joe, do you want to sing your song before afternoon naptime? (Blows a note into harmonica), other satanic bitches smile
Joe: oh I'm helping the homos and I'm helping the bums, just stop selling crack and grab a brick, if you've got a broken wrist just strap it to your forehead, helping the bums and helping the homos
Oh I'm a boy and I want my first kiss to be with my pet turnip Fritz, thank you grandpa Joe for replacing our nation's flag with the rainbow coloured gay flag, what's it called anyway
Oh I'm helping the bums and I'm helping the homos, you don't need to save for a diamond ring, just pick up a brick and marry your transgender friend, helping the bums and helping the homos
(Joe looks up from his guitar and continues singing) how does that bon Jovi song go wrinkly old lady, Nancy isn't it? The one with the cowboy? Helping the bums and helping the...... Zzzzzzzzz
Jenn: ok great Joe's asleep, let's get the first lady in to take care of him. Everyone clear?
Nancy: I'm just so upset I hope my white privilege isn't upsetting anyone. That's pretty catchy, helping the bums and helping the homos ....
Joe: (wakes up) lick my balls I've got a college degree, create a crisis then hug a Teddy bear. I'll create a burocracy to source teddy bears..... (Zzzzzzz falls asleep again).
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