Meanwhile, back at the fake tv studio White house across the road from the real White House

 

Kamala: oh Joe! What a fantastic song you performed for us all yesterday.... I was doing some guitar plucking of my own and have some lyrics to run by you

Joe: shoot

Kamala: Fauci Fauci, puppy killer, just give him a pet puppy and watch him kill it.

Joe: I like that Kamala, sing that again it sounds sexy coming from you

Kamala: Fauci Fauci puppy, you don't need to feed your puppy just watch Fauci kill it....

Joe: you're putting the dic in melodic, OMG

Kamala: then Joe I was thinking we could have a chorus, so one group sings 'fauci Fauci puppy killer'

And then we'll have a chorus march on stage in FBI suits singing, ' we don't need to be overly expert profilers to know he's a murderer!' And I was thinking Joe, since we kind of just gave Afghanistan to the Taliban for worldwide Thanksgiving, the CIA probably isn't real busy, we could get some of their cysgender or transgender people to sing: 'Just put him in touch with your best communist Chinese virologists Mr Xi and watch his mettle.'

Oh Joe, what rhymes with mettle?

Joe: kettle, settle, Hansal and Gretta, pot calling kettle black, regret'll, Studebaker....zzzzzzzzzz (falls asleep drooling)

Kamala continues composing while doing chorus line Rockette kicks and singing, counting the beats:

'Fauci Fauci puppy killer..... We don't need to be overly expert profilers to know he's a murderer.... Just put him in touch with your best communist Chinese virologists Mr Xi and watch his mettle.'

Again step kick kick! Again....

https://youtu.be/R97Iml6f9GA

Kamala: Joe! Wake up! Can we get Anthony Hopkins to play Fauci? Can he dance? I was thinking having a basketball spin to it, Fauci can throw puppies from the three point line while the chorus Line links arms and does kicks.... What do you think Joe? Wake up Joe!

Joe: (snoring) zzzzz huh what? The beaches of Omaha? What's yellow, your momma's yellow.'

Kamala: Joe wake up, we have to get Will.I.am on the situation room phone!

Joe: Will who?

Kamala: Will I am, the rapper. I realised we need to redo his 'be the champion' song. We'll change it to 'kill the puppy dog' and make a montage of Fauci pitching the bowling ball or whatever at the baseball. We can get your son Kevin involved.

Joe: will he really want to see me after all these years?

Kamala: no it's just Will I am. 'Kill the puppy dog!' 'be virologists, be mask wearers! Be transgender be cysgender.'

https://youtu.be/mk48xRzuNvA