Let's play what has Joe got in its pocketsess precious?i

 Ok here's Joe, he's got himself a bit of a rock band on national TV:

https://youtu.be/lDdWM55MyIk

As Admiral Morrison would say:

https://youtu.be/Kz63-q8otYM

So let's play a good old fashioned Gollum inspired game of what has its Presidentses got in its pocketsess precious? And it can't be a yoyo (apparently. I mean my PR solution for the Biden presidency was just get everyone whipping out yoyos wherever, for the cameras like)....

I'm guessing it's tinfoil wrapped chocolate:

Maybe golden rough:

https://youtu.be/p6hKpLIXnOM

Or a peppermint patty:

https://youtu.be/JDNCXiTUvIE

I remember in 1984 wagon wheels were 20 cents each. I remember my father would give my sister Trish and I $1 each for the week for pocket money and she could make hers last for the week buying one wagon wheel (not wrapped in tinfoil unlike the golden rough and peppermint patty) each school day. I always wanted to spend like a rockstar so I never had a concept of making it last for the week, 20 cents a day (cost of a wagon wheel around 1983). Nowadays they're flogging these wagon wheels for $2! I remember in 1988 gold was around $400 AUD an ounce and I guess it's quadrupled approximately since then.

 

Gee I don't really remember this 1983 wagon wheels commercial though....

https://youtu.be/30MPAvg0I9M