Hey our little Christian centrally planned Russian buddies. Putin this year will talk about how outrageous it is that Russia's western neighbours have actual weapons! Shock and horror! Imagine that! I mean obviously Russia is the world's biggest weapons exporter so they should be most surprised if their next door neighbours have weapons.
I can only assume these Russians are hopeless romantics and emotional people as they always seem to be short on logic and wisdom.
As Kamala Harris would say, we need to get to the root causes. Consider Finland around 1940s..... Stalin and the Soviet union come blustering in, armed to the teeth with tanks and bombers and here's little Finland fighting, and winning a war against their superpower neighbour just with skis and rifles and some grenades to toss in the tank. There's plenty of unresolved trauma for the Russians to drag tail-like, between their hind legs, to their nearest dog bowl of vodka.
Let's unpack it. Number one, how dare these Finns have their own weapons and army and not wish to espouse Bolshevism and Marxism as their national religion. Just the notion of that is so unbelievable, everyone in Russia needs to get wasted on vodka to avoid thinking about the shocking reality. Sick people, wanting to arm themselves and stand up for themselves, rejecting Marxism and Bolshevism. Incomprehensible.
Number two, they won the war! They repelled the mighty Soviet union. We have to lie about it. The truth cannot be uttered. Let's adopt denial. Finns arming themselves. Germans arming themselves. Poles arming themselves. We just can't understand in our little Russian Marxist Bolshevik minds how this can be possible? Let's just express our shock and horror! The whole world is obsessed with us and constantly thinking about us, bent on our destruction because Poland and the Finns have guns. How can it be?
Are Russians that dumb? Yes. It's arguable world peace could be advanced if Russians wore t-shirts everyday saying: we really can be that dumb because we are.
Russians: dumb bullies! And Putin will be packing away for hours to prove it. If he wears a pink flower in his hair I'll think he likes me.
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