Movie review: Jurassic world (2018)

Are you dying from leukemia, clinging futilely to life? On death row getting raped for a crime committed in Alaska while you were in Hawaii?

Good news, Chrisp Rat and his buddies are here to entertain your dying arse. Even just with a mild bout of diarrhea you will be thrilled by this movie. Let's say you're mourning your dead stepfather you loved to pieces.... Well you get the idea


Moving on, I've found someone to teach me changing gears and basic motorbike riding, on his bike. He's a former insurance fraud spy (private investigator) and I'm excited to hurry up and get riding soon, hopefully by the end of the month.

Actually I should log more on me [sic] blog coz otherwise will never remember it. Let's see, Scarlet and I got haircuts from an extremely gay dude today. By extremely gay I don't mean straight with a tendency to man crushes, I mean he would find conversion therapy something evil and crazy, I definitely wasn't going to mention it to him. So long as he doesn't crotch rub me I'm good. It was Scarlet's first hair cut at a salon in possibly years.

Made acquaintance of south African couple from local church. Had already met the wife once. They're white but not Jewish. White people in south Africa are minority victims of racism bigtime. Colored people like my buddies LeeAnn and Roger might not agree.

They're also friends with Ivan, the motorbike teacher, again from the same church. I'd met Ivan's wife at church playgroups. It turns out she was born in America but left at age two never to return and grew up in Johannesburg same as the aforementioned south African lady but they'd never met there.

OK now Kiko from Japan has emailed me with questions about my blog*, Konichiwa Benjamin, I'm Japanese, what is your opinion of Japan?

Dear Kiko, you are a xenophobic and insanely violent people, I'm happy for you to continue in your xenophobic ways just don't randomly bomb me and thank you for making and sharing great bikes and bike parts. And sushi.


* never actually happened, I'm actually just watching a documentary on Japanese brutality in ww2. After a very disturbing documentary on English serial killers Fred and Rose, deeply evil and disturbing people.