Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Fox and CNN


Right now there's a lull that makes you feel suspicious a big storm of nature or a mass murder or something is coming. Things look pretty peaceful although of course none is talking about Syria.

Erin Burnett on CNN asked an interesting question:  (without an Australian accent) how stupid do you think we are? And she also accepted Democrats are losing political seats (and the Presidency). After only ten months plus of hopeless and drudging denial.

Trump looks very klibm (yes I have just invented a new word, yes that's bold, yes it means kind of glib maybe) . ... Thank you Antonio in Calabazas California... You're doing a great job for ICE, we need laws. Don't we need laws? We need laws. We have to stop the heroine supply from Mexico OK, that's why Bouncy and Sniffy the ICE dogs are ready to sniff your baggage.


That's Trump yacking away at sulphur springs or any rally.

To answer Erin Burnett's question, Benji will tell you how stupid he thinks you are:

1) you see a sign that says hot tub time machine. You rub your knee luckily and superstitiously rub your tummy while simultaneously tapping your head, all the while wishing the time machine will take you to the birthplace of democracy in communist China at the university of Australia in Beijing in 1997.

2) you imagine the hot tub has taken you to Beijing. There's a big sign that says tiannamin square but in Chinese. Someone translates it for you. You ask someone where the nearest polling booth is, someone points to the ocean .you start stepping into the ocean and produce a straw when the water covers your head. You continue breathing until finally your straw in underwater. You have only found extremely polluted and dirty water devoid even of seaweed, but no polling booths.

3) you decide to get some help from the university of Australia in Beijing looking for Democrats in China,  so far everyone looks Republican there, as in the people's republic of China Republican.

4) it's time for a commercial, time to sell $20,000 wrist watches to limousine liberals and pimps.

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