It's actually extremely sad for fox news because his wizardliness Gandalf is gargling great pearls of wisdom, telling us why Trump is a balrog and the poor bastards hosting fox and friends are missing his mighty wisdom. He was brave enough to come out as gay, Amanpour reminds us. I am so small, I don't mean in my jock strap but in terms of not being gay in a mighty wizardly way. I can't even get a mancrush going on for Hegseth and he seems manly. Man not everyone can be like Gandalf. Who even new he was gay.
Now fox news is talking about buying Chinese toasters. Chinese are good at shitty cheap knick knacks and $5 happy endings. Shit like cars and motorbikes. Forget it. It's an absolute miracle Apple can actually get working phones made in China. They're a ripoff anyway.
Man that reminds me before Apple made pretty good phones. I was at a university party in Spain like at a nightclub and some Spanish girls were making fun of me saying 'Ben tiene el pene pequeño!' That was silly. Man that 650cc is so sick. Can't wait.
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