Thursday, February 2, 2017

Trey Parker

Was on the local news here in Australia today, talking up his Mormon musical. He asked the question: where's the line? (Between acceptable and unacceptable humor).

Don't we all think of Hamlet and whoreratio in the cemetery pondering the skull that Hamlet's childhood clown Jorrik is giving them both, simultaneously.

Isn't Parker like this skull? Didn't he make us all whoop and cry with his whimsical gambits? Think 'coon and friends, cartman Hitler, so many funny memories. It's a celebration of lines, let's consider some soon(ish)...

Book of Mormon, page 32 (give or take)... Covered in lines. Nephi and the morons [sic] spawn the entire Amerindian race. How! (Get it? How)

Bruno movie premiere: lines outside the box office . last movie with the football player and his brother the spy: not so many lines, no lines maybe

The coca cola dynamic ribbon, a line. Sherbert arranged in lines with a blade from a box cutter, more lines

Emergency phone number plus usama bin laden: 9/11... Another line, a forward slash

Gateway to hell a little after Charlie Sheen's death, whenever that is... Another line for Sheen to wait on

Does anyone remember the South Park where they rub the Chinese guy all over a wall carpet to stink it up? There are lines all over the American flag for that Chinese guy to crap on.

There are no gabies in south park like in Bruno and Bruno had lines at the box office

Kylie minogue signs a big record deal, breaks up with her fiancée around twenty years her junior then promises us her heart and soul on her next album, that's disturbing: the prospect of being exposed to it... There's a fortune to be made in a smartphone app that can protect the user from albums such as these, one day.... And there's probably a line in there somewhere, maybe on Waldo's shirt

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