movie review: attack of the killer cockroaches from space

hi guys, it's nice to watch a movie now and then, unfortunately, there aren't many good movies around to watch so we'll have to make one up............ let the 'adultery express druggie devil' train of Hollywood continue choo-chooing without us and enter benji's magical fantasy world anyhoos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw


far away from earth, in our own galaxy, or maybe even a different one, a major and advanced civilization wipes itself out with nuclear weapons and only cockroaches survive. The cockroaches begin drinking an advanced form of coke zero that increases intelligence, and in short order, after a few generations (say two weeks or so) the cockroaches begin to think in an advanced way. It isn't long before they figure out how to use technology left by the dead races of the planet to enlarge their bodies and take to the skies in interstellar spaceships in search of somewhere cleaner

needless to say, they find Earth........... if you've seen Mars Attacks from tim burton, you can imagine the rest without creating the actual demand necessary for some more actors to live dissolute, deluded lifestyles with various marriages and children and eventually hell in the afterlife and a following incarnation as a 'regular person'..... actually do the actors a favor and do not create the conditions to create more demand and strengthen the forces tending them towards stupidity.............. therefore various gory scenes ensue: giant cockroaches, larger than humans bite the head of the American president during a peace meeting off...... marines are getting their heads chewed off...... female hand models are one minute waving their hand in front of a camera and crew for some kind of tv commercial, next a band of cockroaches creeps along and chews everyone's heads off............. their space ships blast at the Russian kremlin and they destroy the hindus in india with vaporizing rays from their spaceships, then legions of cockroaches drop in from low altitude to eat the dead

five stars *****



in other news, is Trump's religious advisor Kenneth Copeland a devil-worshipping victim of reptilian alien intervention? you be the judge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssh5LrZ5LAQ