cue nelly furtado, let's do this! six beers later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA (like a bird bitches)

what's up bitches.... just capped off an eventful week with six beers on a friday night and ready for beddy byes..... got to change the brake fluid on my holden commodore with me homey from el salvador manana -- better go to sleep soon, it's almost 3am......

let's start with trump.... the drips and drabs protruding through to benji:  big 80 minute news conference, fox news shepherd smith (almost completely invisible and irrelevant to the point of being like a stealth bomber or something - invisible) says poo poo -- it's crazy......... trump is bashing cnn and ny times, they are full of hate trump says...........benji intuits that the key political point here is deportations from america by ins or ice or whatever they're called.......of course the media is all out to distort and what not, left and right, but benji, who couldn't be bothered googling the facts, suspects that obama has been deporting a helluva lot and the left wing media is going crazy to shine on trump the big bad deporter, justifying trump's statements that they are liars

the defense guy, mad dog mattis or whatever his name is......... does he have a goal? i don't think so, he wants to kill some isis, sure, they are scumbags, i'm a pacifist and i would shoot them in the face, no doubt, they totally suck........... is that the gameplan? just shoot some dead?   i wouldn't know, but the pentagon would, seeing as they have experts working on this stuff....power vacuums, iranians, peshmergas, syrians, etc.......... you better know what you're doing is all i can say

that's about it guys! we'll gloss over benji's personal life and leave it at that, tony blair was mumbling about brexit something unintelligible, maybe to do with dean or something, who knows, just brexit bitches, and say goodbye to scotland, viva england........ goddam wizards that race, i really mean it, i love the english, they need to follow through and take control of their little but mighty land


hey since we're into hot female american pop stars, check this one out, what a hit from way back in the day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg


oh yeah, the pentagon and their nuclear bullet heads and shell heads....... what a bunch of arseholes, too much force, give it a rest already