right to bear arms?

https://www.rt.com/usa/323850-san-francisco-spiked-

bill of rights, article iv:

....the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Cameron wants to bomb Isis

http://news.yahoo.com/uks-cameron-says-time-join-air-strikes-against-095254587.html?.b=index&.cf3=World+News&.cf4=2&.cf5=Reuters&.cf6=%2F


none of the dummy talking heads on tv seem to have put two and two together and realized that Russia bombing the absolute shit out of Isis lead directly to the French massacre in Paris. Furthermore, the Russians seem to be happy for Assad to buy oil galore from Isis. America is happy Turkey can buy oil from Isis. Turkey and Assad are very happy to buy oil from Isis. The journalists were so happy for years using the term Isis and then following that up by invariably saying that that is the term given to the group which is also known as Isil or Daesh. Everyone was happy. The western audiences could baulk at a beheading and ponder how much more sophisticated and wordly and well-mannered. Petreus was very happy not to have an American army in Iraq. Everyone was happy apart from the yezidi women and girls getting raped and some damaged consciences in the west. Poor western consciences, how they must suffer durinews breaks between tv shows.


then suddenly putin wasn't happy, then Putin bombed the shit out of Isis enough to get them to kill 130 people in Paris, but not enough to stop oil sales to turkey and Assad, so they're all three happy with that. Now a Russian plane has been shot down so Putin should get a massage or something so as feel less grumpy.

trees

hi doodsies..... did you know my mom got a degree in horticulture from a university in spain? yup, my father got a degree in law and economics and business management kind of stuff, also in spain, i guess that's why i'm a bus driver and only finished half a degree (in media/film)..... makes sense

so thanks God my mother never told me one goddam thing ever about horticulture but she did seem to like flowers, anyway check out my little garden, to the left.... the big tree is the pine, i planted it very small sapling or adolescent when we moved in and now it's very strong and today i gave it a good haircut as well as doing two mile and a half jogs - total 3 miles....... the other plants in my garden are a red hot chili yielding plant, under the surfboard and an australian native shrub, new arrival and some other little plants..... one year i put in some sunflowers and had the most gorgeous yield and probably put a picture of that on blog at some point already

to the right is a california redwood in rotarua, new zealand.... a very active volcano kind of area with hot bubbling mud and steaming pools of rotten egg gas and such like..... there is a high ash component to the soil/earth so the wood of the california redwood is light and weak and cannot reach its full majesty and power like you see in california....... still a beautiful tree in new zealand though


http://www.domain.com.au/property-profile/24-9-marion-street-auburn-nsw-2144

final de julio, 2013

tenia q. haber estado con la esposita muy cerca a andalucia en espana con el hijo alla en bulgaria con la abuela..... una paella

5000 words

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watch this loony tunes cartoon: someone will be hugged and squeezed

http://youtu.be/2JlVqfC8-UI




ok just caught Fiorina interview on fox news... Either my psychic intuition is wrong or she should start regularly consuming citrus fruits everyday in order to avoid catching a respiratory bug. If she's already eating a lot of citrus fruits everyday then probably I'm just wrong

talking ghosts, terrifying terror terrors, etc, with Benji

watch this video of the ghosts from pacman talking their favorite tv shows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaZkGR-nH4

after watching it, i figured out i know how to say 'fun' in bulgarian, french, spanish, and of course english, but not in chinese....somehow, it never entered my vocabulary in china, despite china being the only country i've been to where you can have fun playing sports with strangers all day long as there are so many people there to play with.....

moving on, police academy, remember the commissioner guy, how he says, 'many, many, many' all the time? that's how many new melodies i have come up with lately while driving the blue bus ('i think, therefore i am' - voltaire; 'the blue bus is calling us, driver where you taking us?' - morrison)...... typically i will use the lyrics of my favorite song that i wrote, mentioned in an earlier post (none of the lyrics or words actually mean anything) - then i will rework them into various melodies and hum them quietly to myself while driving the bus, often i will forget the melodies or they will evolve into other melodies and then be forgotten...... the main thing is to not hit anything as the bus is big and the lane is narrow and there are obstacles and people could be killed so have to be super careful

terror: you know what's really scary?

20 heure - edition especial - mornings at 840am

those trucks that carry all the fuel....sometimes there are actually two fuel things towed together back of one truck.......... can you imagine if a terrorist gets some chloroform outside a gas station restroom, knocks out the driver, pops him into a car and drives him off.....meanwhile some other terrorists jump into the truck, drive it off, stop somewhere, attach bombs to the tank, then drive it to the busiest christmas shopping crowds of thousands and boom! game over, that's scary, saionara santa, sorry to come across all tom clancy like, but i wouldn't be surprise if that happens sometime in the future like in twenty years or something........ just hope i'm not walking down that shopping street with my kids when it happens, just saying

finally, changing topic....... child sex abuse in india. did you know india is a nation of child molesters? if you don't believe me, read this article from the times of india where bollywood actress kalki koechlin says the same..... it's unbelievable, india is extremely sick in the head and needs our help!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/people/India-a-nation-of-child-sex-abusers/articleshow/33611945.cms

                                                         one of my casual 'blue steel' looks

zoolander 2, blue steel is definitely my favorite look, whether it's business formal, or muted laid back painter look..... blue steel is always the way to go, even my car is a dark blue steel look, my work uniform, i always wear blue, always have and always will..... will look forward to coming up with new fashion ideas after seeing zoolander2..... see it today, zoolander2, only $9.95..... zoolander2, don't miss out! did i mention? watch zoolander 2?

sitting at local hardware store with free internet after mixing some paint, trying to upload windows 10...... not sure why because windows 7 was working just fine but maybe it'd be better to have windows 10, considering it looks like the windows that runs on my nokia phone....... they were just playing some paul mccartney song on the loudspeaker system, i got my mind set on you....... i definitely remember living in paris and hearing that song in a store's loudspeaker system and then buying some president brand butter........ everything is expensive there...... oh man, windows 10 is 2 enitre gigabytes! unbelievable...... it's only 1% done....

you know, back in august 1995, i was working at microsoft sydney when windows 95 came out, that was over 20 years ago! unbelievable....... it was an extremely busy day as everyone was trying to install windows 95 then calling us for help..... these days, in the afternoons i drive a big red bus (in the evenings it's blue steel) right by that same microsoft building (it's now used by some other company like phillips or something) on the corner of lane cove road and epping road here in sydney's little silicon valley area (north ryde).... i can vaguely see the 'corner suite' that i occupied like on level 2 or 3 from the bus as i drive by.....in those days i loved to play with cameras but nobody had a camera on their phone and cameras were quite big and bulky! the previous year, 1994, i was one of the few people that actually had a cell phone with a cell phone phone number in australia, it wasn't very common technology back then -- my father hooked me up through his company - the national government owned (at the time) phone company..... it wasn't actually a 'suite' that i had but a cramped corner, but i did have the corner with two walls of windows and a pretty good view with my back to the busy intersection of aforementioned roads.... you just never know where life can take you!  oh well, looks like microsoft's servers are too busy..... they could only install 11% of windows 10 and then say that there's some error........  because of moore's law and the rapid advancement of technology, only 7 years after those days in 1995/1994..... everyone in paris where i was living in 2002, had a cell phone although most of them didn't have a camera, advanced data capabilities, etc..... okay 26% downloaded

Syria war strategy

https://www.rt.com/news/322305-isis-financed-40-countries/


here read this article about Putin at G20 meeting. Remember it wasn't so long ago everyone was saying Russia was so bad and excluding them from G20 meetings etc. Even Gorbachev said realigning Ukraine with Russia was correcting a historical anomaly. Everyone likes Gorbachev in the west, right?


anyway, what was interesting was Putin's evaluation of Isis' oil activity. Specifically, if you don't feel like reading the article. They have trucks lining up for kilometres, moving oil. Wouldn't a good strategy be to carpet bomb their trucks and seize their oil production assets with an army and just sit on them, holding them, depriving them of wealth? All these powers beat Nazi Germany but don't want to risk the limbs of their soldiers?

foreign affairs n' stuff with benji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5N7RNQUKts


let's start with something agreeable, david cameron, isn't he a nice guy? wouldn't you love to give his little (facial) cheeks a pinch like a baby? of course you would... (that's a benji hint meaning, maybe your country isn't safe from terrorists).... here's the thing, is his most recent policy decision (along with the tory party one guesses) of shelling out so much money for trident nuclear submarines or whatever it is, is that wise? this in the shadow of the various kerfuffles regarding russia (ukraine/ syrian intervention, etc)...... maybe it seemed like a good idea, but it's a lot of money..... same thing we say of fiorina's idea of spending big on nuclear weapons arsenals.... unwise..... furthermore, fiorina's policy idea of reversing obama's opening of a u.s. embassy in cuba is unwise...... She should also change her attitude to Russia from, "I'll ram the muzzle of my glock in and out of your mouth and yell suck on that! Do you like it? I bet you love it" and checking Russia's crotch area for signs of peeing Russia's pants to, "I'll put my gun on the table and play poker with you if you'll do the same"... Just sayin'

with regard to the middle east, i still think the best approach is to prioritize the legal formation and recognition of a bona fide kurdish state in northern iraq..... this would secure the entire region and should be safer for turkey in the long run because they will have an option to request their kurdish citizens leave for kurdistan which they might want to do anyway -- let them keep the oilwells that's there too in northern iraq.....that's number one..... if you had a strong kurdish state and put u.n. troops there, that might be a good idea

number two, put an army on the ground, let it be a multinational force under the U.N. if you like.....

that's all

with regard to EU security, the entire EU is incredibly porous and open so i would just say france and england should watch their backs and their governments better start getting serious about security...... you can see how disaffected greece has been by all the austerity and how happy they were to share some of the misery with their 'friends' in germany by passing on all the migrants (the ones they didn't rob or murder first, which is the majority that they let go through) --- i mean as a state, greece let all migrants through, but their were so many bad apples exploiting the migrants for money or just murdering them in their boats off the coast of turkey.........

cameron was also right to say that if you don't fix up syria, you're going to have this kind of spill/mess everywhere, he's absolutely right about that......

this brings us to a final point: the americans...........while the residents of america, legal or illegal are quintessentially brave people who will generally run towards danger as opposed to away from it, and probably more so their soldiers who have bravely participated in various wars in iraq, one is really gobsmacked by the astounding incompetence of the state department/pentagon/cia with specific regard to the way they have dumped money all over the baghdad shi-ite govt. and propped up absolute losers there..... the fact that hilary clinton headed the state department, and the john kerry is a state department kind of guy tells me that both of them are dummies

cute

since obama has scared the american public into not voting democrat, and now republicans hold most governor positions, most of the senate, more of the representatives, and this is likely to continue to the next election, it might be interesting to see the result if clinton wins the election for president.... i do think she might do a reasonable job under the circumstances of working with a republican senate and lower house but she would need to understand reality in a different way to at present..... generally the american media, politicians, etc..... are career minded people who put their career before their principles, although actually, i think there are some american politicians that put their principles first, certainly they aren't as bad as the media in many cases.....

regardless, the state department and the pentagon were completely incompetent under bush.... that's not even necessarily his fault any more than it's fiorina's fault that HP gives such laughable customer service today from india....... but look at the reality: the shi-ite army in baghdad, you don't become a colonel there by distinction and talent like in napoleon's france, no, you pay a big fat bribe, like the police in indonesia (bali) so that you can start setting up road blocks and extorting money from people..... iraq's shi-ite govt. is an absolute joke --- a big part of the blame for this lies with the americans.....




http://m.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/paris-attacks-fears-terrorists-may-have-used-sony-playstation-to-communicate-20151115-gkzsw7.html

quel dommage

hello my snail chomping friends, can you believe finally windows 10 is available? that's what my computer is saying at long last..... will probably have to take it to a free wifi zone to install it though......  also the little mini door opening onto the ink cartridge slots on my hewlett packard 2050 deskjet was open, i didn't realize that was what was stopping it from working despite repeated messages to close the door, so then i call HP support, who are all in india, it was a surprise to realize what an absolute joke HP's product support is.... i tried calling microsoft's product support some weeks ago and they definitely seemed better..... not sure whose fault it is but HP's product support in india is really laughable...... i wouldn't outsource a thing to india because indians are jerks, just ask a nepalese person, they aren't even being racist when they say so, it's a cultural thing

MORE amazing and tasteful erection alt flom benji

the jury (of mooncalves) has found you guilty of being an anti-mooncalf fanatical loon: f#dge you!

that car wreck nbc today with al roker and co

hey we've all been there: the freeway starts to gridlock, then there's a bottleneck, finally you cruise slowly by a car wreck, the ambulance are there, someone's on a gurney, there are snarled cars broken and torn asunder...... then you deliberately slow down to have a good thorough rubberneck, it seems you only have time to see about 20 seconds of the wreck

that's how i feel when i turn on nbc today show with al roker and co...... you can only manage to watch about 20 seconds before you have to speed off...... everything you see is some kind of an accident...... you scratch your head and think, they went to college? they have degrees? what did they actually do at college?

ELECTION ART

YOU know, froonds, one day, maybe, i'll tell my grandchildren how i tried selling my favorite self-written song (that i wrote) to MTV and how it didn't turn out real lucrative like....... the lyrics to my song are:

gungendi shninken flurps
gloogendi florps
shningendi ninken
nungendi shnunken
shninken shninken shninken shninken

i'm not kidding: i really like that song

HOW many fried chickens?

picture this: it's the late 1700s, you're in a madhouse somewhere to visit some suicidal ex-musician

he starts playing some of his music, asking you if you recognize it, you are head scratching, until finally, at his old piano, he plays the theme music to 1980s sitcom 'small wonder', suddenly you are all ears, you're finishing the music yourself, humming along:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppb-ldXHfC8

'oh that's charming, i didn't know you wrote that!'

'i didn't,' says the crazy old suicidal man, 'that was  Rod Alexander, Howard Leeds and Diane Leslie.'

that was just a joke, sorry - insert marge simpson laugh here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlPIqXPZd6E


but seriously, can you imagine if hilary clinton and what's that lady's name? carly fiorina, if they were both embittered ex-spouses, formerly married to eachother and the joint-custodial parents of Vicki, from that tv show 'small wonder', i mean that's the kind of thing i think about it so why wouldn't you? oh becoz you have friends and stuff? ok whatever,  i'll just keep on writing then...... so like the girl Vicky, she's half robot so maybe terminator or robocop donated some sperm to a fertility clinic and then hilary and carly, in their happier days together, drew straws to see who would be the ring-bearer, or um, actually, more-proactive gestator i guess is the pc term..... anyway so let's say it's hilary for argument's sake, it doesn't really matter, both the moms are mommy until the horrible divorce and it's time for Vicky to crawl into her motherboard/hard drive a little (SHE'S actually a robot but kind of human too since she's played by a real human actor and all)

some basic questions:

1) who is the girl going to call mommy and who is the girl going to call hilary?

2) which parents will have Vicki smoking pot and answering questionnaires as a pet project on government involvement in pot legalization and mainstreaming (answer: only Hilary) and also have Vicky hanging out with uncle Herbert who has popsicles in his cellar (answer: again, only Hilary).

3) and which mommy will be working overtime to update Vicky's software so she can speak german fluently AND be more human? sighs, you guessed it, the dreamboat, Carly, just sayin'




4) and let's not even go there when it comes to who'll be getting the taxpayers to provide Vicki with contraceptions and sex-ed classes (she's just a kid for christ sake)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZsk23gLZo4


5) guess what ? Aforementioned mental hospital for the criminally insane, pescadero or whatever, just had a blackout and a breakout, even Joe Biden wants you to have a shotgun to protect yourself..... Carly has an ak-47, to protect little Vicky with so no problems there, but what happens when Hilary is babysitting?   "Grab the potato peeler Vicky, I, Hilary, will use this croquet mallet to protect us because i left my wallet at home the other day when i went to the gun shop."

6) but i guess holidays to Cuba must be crazy enriching now that they're getting rid of all those neat cars from the 1950s so they can have 1980s Toyotas so go ahead and vote 1 H->

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPzr1vzmGY   (but a shotgun in c charp, by joe biden)

IV-I-SOME

got a DOG in the race?

http://youtu.be/0XKPvBn5-h0

rereading some posts from 21 months ago

can't really Say I agree with myself but I definitely respect my right to say whatever I want, I just hope I can assemble peacefully with myself in future, given some of the discrepancies in opinion

Hollywood Florida notes passing of David spade

philanthropist David spade traversed Hollywood Florida in his hearse limousine ("it's easier to find parking like that.")


famous for various reasons, spade kicked off a long and colorful career writing gift card memes targeted to the African American community: "happy father's day motherfucker", and "nigga, happy mothrrfucking [sic] birthday, ok?", are just a couple of such memes that won spade acclaim until it was found out he was white. That's when death threats came pouring in like fan mail from pubescent teenage girls to the Beatles, so spade hightailed it to Thailand where he learned by jamming his mouth full of gummy bears and gargling phlegm while saying glub glub glub glub glub and gub gub gub gub gub, he could make millions of Baht as a successful singer, songwriter. Amazingly, he only needed to change tones to give his songs different meaning. Later he returned to America and tried his hand at the film industry, with only lacklustre, mediocre results, so he tried his hand at television. He became famous for his sidesplitting comedy "I only hump fat chicks, and only if they're Mexican". Spade was forty two.


after passing through Hollywood Florida he went to Macon Georgia, where he was spotted with a five hundred pound Mexican woman from Jalisco. Spade is extremely stupid and lame, this probably helped his career.


example of spade's 'fruitless cinema years'....
http://youtu.be/ZAMQGIx3JKk

quick musical interlude.....

http://youtu.be/p5SMJRPh8nY

people that you meet in your neighborhood

well a ring-wraith is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood....


a cocaine snorting journalist is a person you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood


they're the people that you meet, when you're walking down the street, they're the people that you meet each day!

but.... but.....

but Benji, you're not a golf course, you don't know what it's like to be Yoda; but Benji, you're not Darth Vader, you don't know what it's like to be Michelle Obama..... But Benji, you're not a war veteran, you never got your legs blown off, but benji you're white but you're not even one sixteenth Danish; but benji you're not a steaming hot muffin full of toxic fungi, you're not fresh to death.... But Benji, you don't own twenty casinos, but benji, you're not even from south of the border... but benji, you never forced a baby out of your vaginal canal! But benji, you never lost three years of wages in the gfc! But benji, you never had to dance in front of millions of people in your underwear for an incompetent choreographer....






but benji this, but benji that....


whatever, ok? Whatever

movie reviews: secret in their eyes; hateful eight

actually, benji will not be condescending to watch either movies, letting the rabble watch them if they please, his benjiness prefers to skateboard, snorkel and prep vegetarian meals with cancer killing tumeric, drive a bus all day, etc


now watch this video:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcG7PlkAg0

u.s. presidential race

my job just got serious about work uniform which means no more nike sneakers at work, have to wear leather boots, hopefully my back will get used to it......

 ok let's talk politics, you twisted my arm already..... so we had fiorina talking about being trash talked on the view or the talk or whatever it was...... let benji tell you something directly all you left wing media elite dudes who aren't 100% sure we need hilary and foodstamps and free dental for all the crazy homeless people........

first of all, the 'top 1%' isn't shit, half of sydney is in it, all you need is about $800,000 australian dollars per person, probably by the time i die or even in ten years actually, i'll be in the top 1%, maybe fifteen years, who cares anyway...

also, benji gets that people like jesse waters and bill o'reilly are total dweebs, especially when put together........ but that's no excuse for some of the dumbies out there on the so-called left, take the view and the talk (tv shows for dumb bitches) --- these women need to be thrown into a cage with a sign that says, 'take our dumb bitches, thanks kyrzygstan', and air-chuted over kyrzygstan, probably anybody would understand that

 anyhoo, let benji couch the future for you in really simple terms that even the dumbies at nbc today with their 'trending ten million views today' viral cat videos would understand, we'll go for lord of the rings parlance:

YOU VOTE hilary in, you (the left wing media elites) will end up being like gandalf locked up on top of saruman's tower 'orthanc', except there won't even be a giant eagle to save you, you could try whining to benji at that point: save us peoples' poet, but it wouldn't do you any good, extremely lame result

YOU VOTE the republican candidate (if it's fiorina); man! (or woman), we'll all be hand feeding monstrous little chicks live meat so that they will eventually spawn into winged-steeds for the Nazgul so that the nine black riders can take to the sky, that's BADARSE, you can't beat that....  you decide left wing media elites (half of whom probably are closet republican voters anyway), benji has warned you, take my advice, you'll be 'orthancin' me later'

benji knows that's crazy persuasive, benji could probably persuade you to swallow  your own tongues, it's dangerous, it's almost like you're staring into the crystal ball thing like in lord of the rings and turning into saruman and being brain washed by benji, the dark lord, shit's crayz [no sic, that's a new word]

four fried chickens and a coke; and some dry white toast, thanks