http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/music/from-%e2%80%98fancy%e2%80%99-to-a-canceled-tour-a-breakdown-of-iggy-azalea%e2%80%99s-demise/ar-BBkWpkR
when you think of journalist, would you think of 'pissy-degree holder in potheadism", "entrepreneur", "total wizard," "super genius". Thankfully, if you're too dumb to know the answer, Benji is here to tell you the answer (pissy degree holder who was given a choice to live life or crouch into a ball in the corner with a pen and paper).
freundens, Benji couldn't give a tuppence if iggy is a real rapper or a barbie doll rapper. Most rappers are vain and imbecilic potsmoking African Americans who drink too much soda. But now is the time to bash journalists. Not journalists that actually know something about finance and write about it, or the occasional journalist that comes along and knows something about history and war, etc (fairly rare). Journalists are little plastic bitches, like sixteen year old schoolgirls prattling along on the phone all day. "is it ok for me to wear yellow today? Better check with heather, she's the boss!".... "better not say anything bad about Greg! If he decides to get gender reassignment surgery I'll look misogynistic in hindsight - atheist heaven forbid!".... "can't wait to spend all day smelling the politico's farts so I can get to play my great role in helping her traffic power all year."
journalists! If you give me a good hotel and a doggie bag I'll do a great PR fluff piece for you"!
journalists! The scum of the earth! Go and youtube wartman in Indonesia, the walking human wart. Fingers crossed you too become wart people, journalists!
fie on journalists! A pox on them! Fuckers.
and guess what pretentious, verbose Washington post douche, she's all over the buses here in Sydney and we're all coming in our pants (in the indicative, non-transitive sense), so we're not complaining coz she looks hot in black leggings buddy
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