closing arguments in the case of martinez vs coulter

your honor, this is what a ninja star to the head looks like:

and this is the lawyer from south park using the wooky from endor defense:

this is the famous duffman:

and this is how much money coulter has shown duffman:

zippo your honor, zilcho, not even one lousy penny..... not even a kopeck if you will..... nada

the defense rests. thank you.