Tuesday, June 9, 2015

re-imagining christianity 101 with benji........course cost, approx. equivalent to twenty pounds of marijuana, to be paid later, in a decade or so, with interest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

syllabus:

imagine you are God....... reinvent the Christian mythology by choosing your own son or daughter to be divinely conceived and choose a transgender female that was once male or just any regular non transgender female (RNTF) to divinely impregnate through your Divine Will

e.g., you choose seth mcfarlane (family guy creator) to be your son with whom you are 'well-pleased'...... choose a mother for Him, to divinely conceive as a young youth (e.g., A fifteen year old savannah guthrie or transgender caitlan the former guy husband of the kardashian momma)

choose some miracles for your prodigy to perform: e.g., granting linkin park one last hit song...... hitting home runs from yankee stadium..... getting jerry seinfeld a new tv show, etc......... making roseanne barr less food-obsessed....... getting someone from san francisco interested in something that's not a bunch of malarkey, etc.... getting moslems to hug eachother and debate things out inside of truck bombing eachother

instead of a holy ghost as a dove, you might have it manifest as a box of pizza, and so forth

"This is my son with whom i am well-pleased," God said.

paper must be from 1500-2000 words, typed in double spaced, double-lined paragraphs, constituting 30-50% of overall assessment for a total of four (4) course credits.


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