the two azalea rappers / letter to pop - a pen dicks

heard azalea banks and iggy azalea rap before? Me neither


ever held a dildo to your head and listened to it vibrate? Me too.


anyway, did some reading on iggy azalea and azalea banks (no relation), both are competitors in the lucrative winner take all u.s rap music market


Just taking a dump in a fancy hotel. Anyway, iggy is born and raised in Australia until she went to America at age 16 to become a rapper if you can believe wikipedia. There's a giant billboard of her looking smoking hot across the road from my alma mater on Broadway by Chinatown here in Sydney. Apparently she apologized to banks after"trivializing" the pain and suffering of African Americans (poor old African Americans!).


banks doesn't like that she can't say "faggot" (unless talking about a tree branch I guess) but it's ok for gay men to be violently misogynistic by referring to women as "bitches". Also banks said her mom used to hit her in the head with a baseball bat (a pseudo faggot) when she was a kid (can anyone say 'psycho'?), before she left home at age fourteen.




great poop. Anyway banks says surviving descendents of plantation owners should pay reparations to black people (African Americans) which should total 100 trillion dollars (possibly with taxpayer subsidies.


if they do get paid out they'll have money to pay reparations to all the poor white eastern European guys they inevitably bully and beat up in America. Crackers should get their arses kicked and get punched in the face says the angry Banks.


oh and finally, according to banks it's phoney for iggy to sing like a black bitch but fine for banks to sing in Spanish. (I guess coz Spanish speaking people can't ever suffer or be victimized, only black people can, but not Indians or anyone else with black skin, just African Americans, they're the only people in the whole wide world who can suffer and they're always perfect innocent little victims just like poor old black Jesus up on his little old cross, Heaven bless him! Oh those poor black African American victims! Are you ok poor old Oprah you poor little suffering thing? Would you like some free dental work? Open wide!)




in conclusion, pop, am working on an air guitar solo you are going to be so proud of, picture pooty tang's hit song, the silent one. It's almost ready.