movie review: crazy, stupid love (2011), gosling, carrell

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1570728/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll


this movie stinks, imagine a bunch of Hungarians migrate to new York city on a big boat in 1890.... Everyone in section c, aisle d, is genetically gay and all of their offspring are genetically bound to be gay for a scientific surety

this movie features the offspring of section c, aisle d, in 2011, trying to engage in regular heterosexual relations after Anglicizing their names, interbreeding with non Hungarian racial stock and foregoing Hungarian religious traditions, etc, the Hungarians are doomed as their gay genes dominate and their attempts at heterosexual relationships are doomed to failure.... This is considered comedic

better things to do instead of wasting 90 minutes dumbing yourself down watching this pile of dumbness include:

1) stubbing your toe painfully, ten times in a row

2) smelling white out potentially less damaging to the brain

3) staring at a wall

4) watch bugs, insects, etc, go about their business in a garden

5) write a letter to the filmmakers indicating your dissappointment

tv review: arrested development - yes; state of affairs - no

arrested development is really cool, Justine Bateman from 80s sitcom, teen wolf, plays some inventions college kid's dad, big winner

state of affairs with possibly atherosclerosis heigel, Tha her name? Big loser, everyone working on this show spells potatoe with an 'e' and, yeah, really bad.... Indicates low comprehension of history, geography and u.s. Foreign policy from writers, etc.... Fbi boss wears mascara and is a guy.... Definite no go zone

blue bloods on now, they haven't fixed their title intro but it's not a complete vacuum cleaner up the old baby-maker creative abortion like state of affairs, but not worth second viewing anyway

was hoping to catch some Davey navy (letterman), but will do one and a half mile jog instead... In so doing, will jog by an old former haunt of the benji from second half of 1998, just down the road.... Was living with a nepali couple in those days, the guy sachindra ended up living in los Angeles and the pretty girlfriend from those days married someone and settled down in London

just figured out how to make my phone open youtube with voice commands only, will listen to iggy pop and others while running... First developed habit of suburban night jogging as four year old kid or so, even in Richmond Virginia, china, Madrid, Paris, anywhere was a good place to jog

moments later, it's almost quarter to one, did my jog, sat through a second episode of bacons following, a show about a start up muffin and bagel co-op.... All the while waiting faithfully for Dave, but now, too tired, trains go by occasionally, drowning out the jokes... The sweat in my clothes have dried... Made a sausage pizza earlier.... Sliced like four kransky sausages, plus grated tomatoes and shredded cheese. Another train ruins daves punchline, anyway i only understand the metric system so no matter anyway, what's 30 degrees Fahrenheit? Honestly don't know, if Dave looks happy i can nod and laugh along too, who will notice? The truth is it's so awesome to be on holiday, haven't had three weeks off since my Spain France trip in July 2013.... And still get all of next week off too... Just amazing, not like i could rest any longer with bridezilla cracking the whip every week

now Davey navys talking to Sheila from good wife. Never seen it and a freight train is going by but her tendons are interesting, it said quarter to one sentences ago but it was quarter after...
whiffy just came in, she's been missing sleep coz of breastfeeding.... Good wife's interesting thing were the tendons in her neck and forearms... Dave is relaxed during his show, old hat, but good wife is pumped, you can see that in her tendons.... A lot of people get like that on tv like they think it's a big deal.... It's interesting seeing jimi Hendrix on dick cavett or whatever lettermans 60s equivalent was... Hendrix is super chilled, balls hanging low

if good wife had balls theyd have been riding high, you can see that in the excitement of her neck and forearm tendons...


wasn't real impressed with the top ten jokes, should go sleepy poops soon

letterman

daves talking to the queen of England so we have mute, no subtitles (m1/2).... She'll talk about scones, horseriding, polo, etc

heres the top ten reasons the Smithsonian should freeze Dave criogenically before he kicks the bucket

number 10, so that someone can be defrosted in two hundred years time and talk about Regis

number 9, hey Randy, you got any cawfee? I had to drive out hiw fwom long island like a putz and now im dying for some cawfee

number 8, in five hundred years he can explain to future generations of Americans why our generation was so stupid

number 7, if we can figure out how to make a time machine we can rescue him from the future then urgently go to 7/11 for Twinkies before Donald Trump buys them all and replaces them with hair replacement clinics

more later, Dave is on and is addressing me personally

actually, he's talking about the 'academy'

number 6, he can watch the sequel to the Muppets movie, midtown Muppets 13, and find out what happened to the count

number five, it paves the way for Colbert to be frozen which means eventually he'll shut his mouth

number four, if nobody figures out how to resucitate Colbert in the future noone will ever have to listen to his bitch arse talking ever again

number three, maybe Colbert will retire to Switzerland where he belongs and the show can go on with Mr T hosting instead

number two, frozen microwave meals wouldn't interest comers to the Smithsonian

number 1, who's number? Numb nuts

fallon

sorry, that second last post, like, that shorthand should have read, MS50 for the coen brothers show, no country for old men... M for mute, s for subtitles and 50 for viewing time total (although not necessarily all at once, that could be fifty minutes over 90 minute period.

caught some Fallon tonight, MS7, he interviewed some lady called Ellie may from a new tv pilot called •hits• the director / writer, David Cross is an unknown but his name is easy to spell so noone will care if all his grandparents are poles and goatherders.. .

'hits' tells the story of a small town in upstate New York where the nerve centre and heart lungs and kidneys of a small town are all cooked up and used to make meaty pies as the pie factory is the main thing in the small town, it features a lot of actors who make you say"oh", after you realize you didn't realize they were still acting

a scientist at the factory believes it's possible to achieve happiness by damaging the pre-frontal lobe of one's own brain by striking it with one's own fist... However this theory makes him no money and he is forced to continue making meaty pies to get ahead

howdy froonds

well it must have been many moons since last catching family guy and American dad from monsiour McFarlane and co, but had some tonight and it ties in with a strange dream from like Friday or Saturday night... Let's see now, first of all, this anecdote is not big fibs like the white folks tell on letterman as guests, how they caught bigfoot on a magic carpet ride on the way to the times square studio that"night"... This tall seeming tail did in fact occur....
also, calculate that any jealousy or suppressed regret at not achieving what McFarlane has achieved in life is tempered by a solid understanding of how great my hair really is... Let's briefly go there.... Cue piano music

listeth thee those beautiful strands? Those are the benji's hair, whose bad hair day is beyond compare in superiority to all other coiffures on a good day....

ok enough of that, my hair really is that great though, sometimes a little itchy but worth the suffering to bless the world with such beauty

anyway so caught the American dad with the joe Biden dojo, didn't plan to, just came on the tv, the thing is, had this most unusual dream few nights ago. In my dream, which wasn't funny, there was a grey alien like 25,000 years old, he disguised himself as a person with a wig, like roger would do. In fact, after thinking about it afterwards, didn't seem like roger as the alien in my dream seemed very powerful, in fact, it was as if he paralyzed my body and voice so that when i woke up around five am, despite being awake from the experience, couldn't move my body or use my voice about ten seconds at least, it seemed. It was creepy, not funny like American dad. Also maybe in dream there were two humans who were probably just aliens disguising themselves as humans i guess and they had achieved some kind of immortality so that their bodies wouldn't age, i suppose that's impossible even amongst civilisations in other galaxies, solar systems etc but who really knows .... Also, in my dream the alien, 25,000 year old one, now there was only one, that really actually kind of paralyzed me, i guess, told me that he"chose me" .... That's kind of coincidental to American dad episode as roger tells Steve he didn't choose him, Steve, as a student, but that Steve came to him

one possible explanation for this dream was that i was going into withdrawal after not having seen any McFarlane stuff in so many months

also caught family guy where they go to Orlando and drink gas from a jerry can

McFarlane may not be familiar with the notion of cupcaking, this is where a person farts in the hand then moves the hand to the recipient client's nostrils... Cupcaking

tv review

parenthood is tricky after the first child, im starting to see that.
also saw for the first time approximately half a minute of a u.s. Show called 'parenthood', the two female actors looked like arseholes anxious to have their kitchen cleaned by a Mexican illegal alien. Two sentences from the script on subtitles confirmed another nazi lite production from the anglo-nordics that gave you coca-cola and McDonalds

Vince Vaughn is having a movie called unfinished business. These arseholes in Hollywood with their anglo-Nordic nazi lite cavalier approach to life don't realize we all have smart phones and critique their movies and that talent and capitalism should triumph over the nationalist -socialism garbage they're serving up... But that doesn't mean id waste a second even bothering reading anything on imdb.com about the 'parenthood' show, again, nationalist-socialism based on anglo-Nordic supremacy doesn't interest a Spaniard

look, best picture Oscar this year went to a Mexican so if the nationalist socialists in America masquerading as capitalists really did care about capitalism and meritocracy, they'd seek to achieve what the birdman people did by getting a Spanish director and not worrying about the director being from England or new England or whatever, even just ask a homeless crazy black guy to direct a movie, insanity is making the same mistake over and over again...

but they can't because capitalism and meritocracy and all men being created equal comes second to the pursuit of happiness for anglo-Nordic aryan master race whitey American with his pervert Ashkenazi jew buddies, a happiness which is based on anglo-Nordic-Ashkenazi white supremacy... Down with darky, down with Sephardic jew, down with Romanian, hurrah for token and faux woppy of Italy.... The same old boring, grunting, impotent retching from"Hollywood"....

conclusion, losers are abounding everywhere in"Hollywood" so we're unable to easily find something entertaining that doesn't insult our intelligence.

we'll keep you posted about the Vaughn vehicle and whether it's more Mexican slaves in the kitchen whitey nazi lite crap or no

you have been served

actually looking at imdb.com, it appears Vince Vaughn spends his free, alone time sticking his finger up his butthole while slapping his forehead with polish sausage from a deli somewhere while muttering"mama, mama", that seems like the sort of person Vince Vaughn is.... Allá Vince Vaughn

no country for old men... This movie is not worthy of being on my tv without the mute button on, nor is it worth more than five minutes of eyes to screen time (that's mute5 in benji shorthand).... Javier bardem is in this movie... Is their a law in Spain that everyone from Madrid should look like someone trapped in the 1980s forever? Someone should ask bardem that, he ought to know

again, you've been served

oh and btw, if Conan obrien feels the need to talk to me in private about his subconscious yearning for gender reassignment surgery, let him email me
ok no country for old men turned out to be m50, not m5, but fifty minutes are better spent listening to keek the freak's, tell me when to go dumb, various times for a total of fufty minutes as they say in new Zealand

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqEZf7Brz0&feature=youtu.be

(señor keek el freak)

now letterman is on with some kids from Naperville Central, if that place is in Chicago those kids are lucky they never got shot....

clearly their defence mechanism from stray bullets if living in inner city Chicago is playing with science experiments.... Kevlar would be more effective

God now i really know how the Pharisees in the bible felt in their self righteousness, i feel the same way: hear my prayer, dear God, thanks for not making me a turd sandwich like the makers of letterman's show are all turd sandwiches... Totally get those Pharisees, they make sense

then letterman interviews the gay guy from will and grace, the really girly one, was wondering if he was straight in real life but he's not, perhaps unsurprisingly.... Can't imagine why they wouldn't just go to a nearby homeless shelter and find some black guys to have as guests, could probably get them to write better top ten jokes too
heres the top ten reasons lettermans top ten joke writers should be fired and replaced with homeless black guys, number 10,

because they think funny is an amusing middle leg joint (fun knee)

number 9, because they stole their material from the troop of monkeys Montgomery burns successfully employed to write a bestseller

number 8, because they all went to ivy league universities

number 7, smoking weed isn't making them funny

number 6, it was the best of times it was the blurst of times

number 5, if the black guy from the movie blade can run away to Africa to escape the irs, anyway they aren't funny

number 4, papa said knock you out

number 3, have Montgomery burn's monkeys been playing with their joke list? Is that why they had a funny joke

number 2, the last time one of them left Greenwich village the village people were on top of the charts

number 1, if they quit now there will still be enough money in social security's accounts for them to collect a paycheck

two broke girls

it's a sitcom on tv, can't remember watching more than two minutes of it but the comments about it from viewers on imdb.com (mostly hostile) seemed entertaining for ten minutes. Just probably not target audience for that show, possible never will be,

crouching tiger, hidden dragon on tv, that's real strong competition to two broke girls, although the girl fallon might not admit it. In communist china, cheap bootlegged American movies and tv series abound everywhere, entire series of winning American sitcoms on pirated dvds to be had for a song. And the state censors neither are particularly averse to showing American movies on the tv, however the populace, by and large, are indifferent and uncomprehending of American culture and much more interested in fantastical Chinese kung fu and magical fables, many of which, even from very communist times are of a great standard for their genre

i believe in the Koran Mohammed says go to china if you have to, and if he doesn't say that in the Koran it's an oversight

finally today, isis, the Washington post carried a very amusing story about isis boasting about invading Rome , which with them could mean Chicago or anywhere 'western'.... Romans from Rome tweeted back to come and invade them, they'll get stuck on the ring roads, heavy traffic, etc.... Quite amusing old boy

checkout time

when i was living in los Angeles, at the homeless shelter, about five months, around summer 2006/7. With all the African Americans there. There was one guy, during tv time, whenever someone on the bigscreen tv died, in a fictional, dramatic tv way, John D would utter his predictable observation: "checkout time".

now, as i sit in the hospital with an air of uncertainty and trepidation, waiting for our healthy daughter to be born ok in an hour or two by caesaerian, can't help thinking of John D and his predictable"checkout time" statements upon tv death.

they do say incarnating in the baby's body is like a kind of death or "checkout time" for the soul in heaven where it's comfortable prior to birth.

little whiles later, Scarlet is doing great but wants milk and her mom, instead she gets Benji, the ossie-Spaniard who has no milk. She just had a bout of crying but has calmed down some. She's instinctively looking to latch on. If Stephen Colbert had had gender reassignment surgery years ago and was here now he might be able to lend a boob. At least i quit smoking last Saturday so im not a total deadbeat.

radio/ tv, oreilly, pbs newshour

took the kid to Russian school today, then did a brisk two mile run with one rest while kid at gym childcare.... Enjoying some time off work

thought it was Hannity but actually oreilly really firing on all six (or eight?) cylinders about current u.s. Administration doing nothing about isis. He was absolutely right. In fact obamas administration has unknowingly strengthened them greatly, now they have repossessed u.s. Taxpayer funded weaponry. Many people in the media feel isis is more important than they are due to isis dominating their news cycle, however for unpaid bloggers like benji who have no financial interests in the media cycle, isis merely attract troublesome citizens away from Sydney and draw them out to Syria where they are harmless. For the victims in the middle east, blame the bush and Obama administrations.

miller went on to make some ribald insinuations regarding fitty shades of grey and oreillys night time reading habits that were quite amusing.

praise for pbs newshour, after being very dissappointed by their thoroughly imbecilic spin regarding the Ferguson affair, they just had a magnificent interview with a war correspondent / photo journalist....

now Aljazeera is on, funny that Egypt would want to bomb people for attacking Coptic Christians given Egypts poor record there, very odd.... Equally strange, Australian politicians pushing Indonesia for clemency for drug traffickers after letting so many refugees be basically tortured in Australian off shore refugee camps. Unusual behavior.

o'reilly factor, no spin zone from california

we don't catch o'reilly much anymore, about twice this year.... it's on weekdays starting 106pm here on fox radio but normally not listening to radio at this time....

today he was saying that isis terrorists travel around the world freely, that's misleading.... actually they come and go from the EU somewhat freely as the EU has no data harvesting system like the usa.... returning to australia they will be arrested and most likely new zealand too.....  the fbi isn't interested in university fraud and the selling of university degrees in australia and elsewhere to people that can't even speak the language the degree is generated in, but keep tabs on would be terrorists and share the info with australian authorities...... they often arrest americans of non moslem backgrounds at the airport when they're departing for turkey......... turkey seems to let anyone into their country without much scrutiny and from there they slip easily into syria

cops

hey bitches, finished work early, 9pm, a mere 6 hours in.... so had time to watch some evening prime time tv shows, basically all cops shows -- there's even one running now, at quarter after one am with kevin bacon, the series he's currently doing.......... the episode with vince and the black flogger lady and joe and joey --  maybe they're in recurrent episodes, can't say as most likely that could be the only episode of the show we (me, myself and I), ever watch

we also had goldenboy which only produced 13 episodes in total in 2013, however the reviewer comments on imdb.com were gushing with praise for it and wishing for more episodes, the reviewers on imdb (general public) wished there were more episodes

blue bloods, cop show with tom selleck --- title intro for every episode looks like should be redone, maybe follow something like fabbonacci sequence or some other rule of art there -- anyway show looks stable but the script/argument about london bombers (the real london bombers) having buddies that planted a bomb in penn station, couldn't buy that as bullshit so wouldn't watch that show a lot but don't feel insulted -- definitely doing better than driving a cab -- good to see tom selleck, hopefully he isn't flogging anyone (too hard)

law and order, special victims, seems like it's been on for at least 7 years now, right? with those two actors, you know the ones, they'll probably end up getting post traumatic stress disorder like real cops -- must be a weird experience for them to live those roles out for years and years like that

there was some other show, maybe five minutes of csi new york or 2 minutes, not a csi fan in general and prefer to listen to 95.3 michiana fm from south bend while working than watch cop shows

the bacon it turns out is married to kyra sedgwick, also an actress, and sure we've seen her in something but can't remember what it was or when, but sure it would click into place if checking her imdb profile but don't seem to care as doesn't seem to matter

there was some other show, some lawyer lady has a daughter who's horny and study dates some kid called ben........then she asks her mom about advice for when to become a dumb slut and her mom isn't in a hurry to go there and then tells her: 'whenever you're ready, become a dumb slut', the funny thing is she isn't 14 but like 19 or 20 years old looking........... so it's weird looking at american kids being portrayed as virginal and not slut like at age 18 because often, but 18 they are total dumb sluts...........

caught some letterman too, he was saying something about the pope and his son frank junior........ then it ocurred to me about half hour later while trying to fall asleep that it would have been really cool seeing an inforto send her panties in to him

carroll to Colbert

well most likely if we were to look at carrolls list of movies something funny would show up, but definitely not 'the office', benji knows the office is crap and hasn't bothered to watch even ten seconds of it so going for benji... Id most definitely stop and give carrell a ride if he were stuck walking in a thunderstorm although if he were to get on the phone and start being obnoxious to his manager or whoever on phone id eject him

this brings us to Colbert, once in polk county Florida, in a small town called winter haven, i spent two weeks with a Mexican coyote and general drug dealing, pimping, criminal, washing dishes whilst working with a couple of Chinese guys, including the business owner. With the Mexican, most likely his English was crap and we just talked in Spanish all day, a language i learned to speak at age 16, and ended up modifying the speech therein in the usa so as to adopt a more standard kind of Spanish as opposed to that kind most commonly spoken in Spain.

anyway, Roberto, the coyote, was telling me how one day the Chinese cook was trying to kick up a stink so he bundled him outside to yell at him and possibly slap him around,

"do you think that's a man?" Roberto the coyote asked about the Chinese cook. "that's not a man! More like a girl!" Roberto affirmed contemptuously. In the same way, this is how we see Colbert, as berto saw the Chinese cook that tried to front up to him. Watching Colbert on letterman is going to be about wondering if or when Colbert will go for gender reassignment surgery and how his kids are going to take it, and his wife. Total car accident.

tv blogging, vargas, letterman and maybe carrell

ok. Not sure whether to engage, could be friendly fire, not Taliban. ... First Vargas summing up 20-20, looks like she's eager to run out of studio and down a bottle of whisky...

letterman next, or Taliban? Could the Taliban actually be impersonating letterman? Or could i be imagining the Taliban are impersonating letterman in a desperate attempt on behalf of my subconscious to find something amusing on letterman....

waiting for Carroll, god knows he'll be talking about his wrestling movie, that'll be less funny than letterbox's top ten if that's even possible

Australian commercials are on, maybe someone will say bought instead of brought and dean instead of teen and then confuse a womb with a tummy....

ok what can i imagine so that Carroll might appear on the tv and ill still feel amusement since carrill isn't funny... How about coon and friends from south park? No, over that.... Come on, there must be something funny to ponder on, here he comes, he's so unentertaining it's morbid, heil hitler northern European aryan master race... All i can think of is that Saudi prince that bush gave a presidential red carpet reception to that was secretly filmed reversing his jeep on some slaves head for stealing from him... What if letterman and carril could be those servants getting punished by that horrible Saudi prince bush loved so much?

whose head would buckle first under the Saudi prince's 17 inch tires, im guessing letterman would last longer

why are they even talking, these two? Why don't they just set up a gay bar and give them both some neon fluro sticks and whistles and get them to pout and meow at eachother? What's wrong with society? Watching the non entity carrill bloviate all over letterman is like checking my Kleenex for snot

maybe im just not the 'target audience ' as that 2000 year old dude Goldberg on oreilly says... You know what i like? The Disney shows on Saturday mornings for tweens and teens, those shows are great... Maybe childhood years and teenage years are the last years for American entertainers before they become so plastic and stupid and lost it's pointless to watch

reviews, south park and sissi, the fateful years (1957)

with German precision, after possibly over a year since last viewing / review, south park delights again with"coon and friends", hopefully Americans who find the English expression 'black coffee' (coffee without cream), racially offensive, will enjoy "coon and friends" better.... Not surprisingly, coon is also a brand of cheese in Australia

sissi, the fateful years, looks real interesting, a bunch of, hopefully Austrian characters, running around like southern Californians in the 1950s, except they're from the German speaking world of the 1950s. .. Set during the Hapsburg empire in around the 1850s, looks real interesting

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0050974/reviews?ref_=m_tt_urv#showAll

today show's Guthrie positively enthuiastic about 50 cent's sunglasses

errr, 50 shades of grey. While the actors looked reasonably embarrassed during their interview with Guthrie about the big Hollywood studio porn movie, Guthrie was, unsurprisingly, ecstatic about it (although she is also rumored to have smiled like a Cheshire cat after learning her dog died, her grandmother died and her nephew was diagnosed with autism, so she's pretty much a crazy bitch).

still 50 cent's shades brought on a whole new level of crazy bitch with Guthrie rumored to have been seen skipping and whistling from the cinema exit back to the box office in a day spent viewing the movie six times in a row near times square, it's reported she only stopped grinning broadly from ear to ear to say, "one more ticket" and"more popcorn please, hurry up or ill make them send you back to Pakistan!"

when asked to comment, the master of the shades, 50 (cent, that's like five dimes i guess, don't ask me what you can do with a dime apart from imagining how much it would cost Bernanke to implement quantitative easing (printing out loads of extra money) if only dimes were involved), sorry to digress, fitty (fifty) is reported to have said he'd be happy to pimp out that ho (Guthrie) 'whenevs yo' and that white people are creepy as there wasn't even a car battery, jumper leads and vasoline used in any of the movie's raunchier moments

Jimmie kimmel finally presents something funny

it's really, really funny: celebrities read mean tweets. ... Just check it out on you tube, it is absolutely spedoinken, to use a term from south park

but kimmels once in a lifetime ability to produce something funny is highly odd for someone that is supposed to be a comedian and have a funny show like five times a week, it's telling also that he doesn't appear in the segment which unquestionably adds to it's appeal

what does this tell the thinking man (benji)? It suggests that the increasing rates of autism, ie, in America, is essential for human evolution, and possibly even the future of human evolution on earth.... After all, when is the last time an autistic person carried on like Jimmie Kimmel, or Jimmie fallon, for that matter, convincing himself and millions of others, like some kind of cult leader that they're actually funny (clue: they totally aren't)

something to think about, wouldn't you agree?

craps and cruds

hey bitches
wifi got some romcom from movie box, begin again with Keira Knightley, of course it's out of the question to watch these stumbling losers, told wifi these people from movie are losers and going nowhere.... Would actually watch a Russian movie with subtitles instead if it looked any good... Well from kk and kkk to crazy niggers.... Went over to my African buddys nearby home to get something and there was the latest flo rida song on the tv, looked like crap... Nicky manage was on too with the black Justin Timberlake, he looked like darth maul with orange contact lenses and minaj was wearing black lingerie and every second word was the f bomb and the black Timberlake darth maul guy was singing about loving women that could suck him dry then have lunch with him.... Pretty shocking which is what they're going for, guess so... Strange to say, ghetto niggers like minaj and Timberlake maul seem way more winning than the lame douches of begin again ..... The rolling stone magazine too, why don't they just pack up and head to Syria and stay there? Would anyone even miss them? Wouldn't the world be a better place without rolling stone magazine? Or make bill Cosby their editor or something.... Just mentioning them since they were gushing about"begin again" on the dvd cover.... If they're poofy why don't they just come out? Noone cares these days anyway... Guessing it's complicated.... Anyway need to stop dwelling on losers.... Bravo Nicki and black timberland mall

http://youtu.be/zXtsGAkyeIo

wow that failed septic tank of a movie is still going.. . Check this out: the red power ranger just killed his roommate with a sword like less than a day ago, he'll spend probably 25 years in the big house

http://m.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/ls-celebrity-news/expower-ranger-allegedly-uses-sword-to-kill-roommate-20150202-133tnb.html

still, while he pads around in jail, perhaps reading this post in there, he can comfort himself, knowing that he'll never be a bigger loser, a lamer lamey pants, than Keira Knightley and the blessed troop from"begin again".... "begin again" is like a dog that you accidentally run over and then must shoot dead out of mercy.... "begin again" is the turd that can be recycled to produce methane gas to run your green engine which you can then use to run that dog over accidentally.... Words can't explain the rot, the soulless failure that is"begin again"... Begin again does not make us feel better about ourselves by seeing we can never be as lame and hopeless as begin again is, neither does it horrify us like the intentionally crippled child in Cairo who has been intentionally crippled so as beg for his master.... Begin again is like rolling stone magazine, it is simply what losers like to watch... How do you know you're a loser? You read rolling stone magazine and make or watch movies like begin again, it's just who you are and what you do, like the beggar boy in Cairo with a missing leg

$10 on Seattle winning by ten points or more

so far Seattle down by seven, but confident will win bet anyway. And have calibrated the front left tire of my car to share air with game balls