Wednesday, October 1, 2014

adam sandler / formulaic


ok we mention adam sandler, the first two things the average person who's even heard of him would think: 1) formulaic, 2) jew

the thing is happy gilmore is one of the greatest movies ever made and billy madison isn't bad either --- unfortunately, whenever sandler gets together with barrymore disaster ensues........... they made some movie set in hawaii....... it wasn't memorable enough to be able to even recall one scene from it....... also unclear is why they are repeating the experiment

here is the unfortunate trailer for this experiment in failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJli_Xci1Y  (failure)

if you can watch it from start to end, write me a letter to 24/9 marion street auburn 2144 australia, stating as much and how you did it and i'll put you on my xmas card list, you'll be the first person on it.........

drew barrymore should find a role playing an astronaut........anyone that saw drew barrymore playing an astronaut in some movie would think: winner! straightaway........ she should have a white puffy suit and everything, that's the best thing she can do as an actress, take it from the benji.......... she should never appear with sandler in anything and sandler seriously needs to re-evaluate what he's doing with his career, as an artist............. my advice: go stand at a urinal, have one especially built or set up........... have a picture of einstein on the wall with the caption 'think' --- decorate urinal as per your preferences, pink, purple, disco ball, whatever............jerk the urinal chain 50 times......... stop jerking our chain.......shmuck

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