Monday, May 26, 2014
of danny devito, seth mcfarlane, flossing after steak
hey bitches? ever feel like steak around midnight and then your floss runs out and you can't find your toothpicks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qoSRHTu7-4 no not that flossing!
so there was this movie on tv from 2001: heist.... with stalwart actor gene hackman.... the thing about this guy, if you have a lousy memory and aren't real expert like Benji, is that you might see him randomly in a movie after you've aged 10 years or so, not remember his name, but remember his face a little, but you're able to buy into his role and thus enjoy the movie.......... this isn't the case with danny devito........ danny devito seems like a lovable guy, he doesn't come across like a pedophile, date-raper, serial killer, etc...... so a notch above some hollywood types, but the thing about danny devito is that once you see him in a movie, you're not seeing the character he's playing, you're just seeing danny devito as he had become quite a juggernaut........it's interesting to note that in cuckoo's nest, it's at the start of his career and he actually physically looks different to his middle aged danny devito self so you don't see him as the modern latter day church of danny devito
speaking of churches, seth mcfarlane, wow, he is Jesus right? the second coming, or actually even just God.... i mean he is absolutely america's darling right now and hollywood's darling, there's no questioning it, in fact, nowadays when the tourists from alaska and europe get off the plane at LAX, the first thing they say is, 'where's the darling?'.... then DHS are telling them, while rubbing their upper thighs near the vaginal areas, 'oh the darling is in culver city near the sony studios there,'...... then these same tourists are calling out of their taxis down sunset boulevarde to the cops on their bikes: 'which way to the darling?' and the cops are like, 'thatta way!' pointing towards culver city
then when they arrive to culver city they see a line stretching miles and miles long.... conan o'brien is walking up and down the line trying to get anyone to notice him, some kind of adoration, but the people only have eyes for the darling, just insert some doctor seuss here or something, you get the point
in fact, no self-respecting man these days can not imagine themselves in the following kind of scenario with mcfarlane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j-F7_qFDbU (every man's fantasy)
the reason all this is mention able is because mcfarlane stars in his new movie for the cinema: a million ways to die in the west
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXxqG4aqwY4 (a million ways to die in the west)
going to the cinema would require going to a special location for cheaper than usual tickets as they are too expensive normally, and then bringing the kid as we don't do baby-sitters as yet.... so potentially difficult.... it brings to mind the landscape architect kid in sedona, arizona, that was making more money than his parents: he was saying taking a date to a movie meant thousands of dollars for him, in lost business, and then he'd always make a big thing out of it with a big, expensive dinner (hundreds of dollars), potentially hotel, etc......
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