Tuesday, May 6, 2014

little known american comedienne causes a stir by taking up taboo topic of crapping on folks' chests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GA3a15xF0c

little known american comedienne, sister wakely, or sumfin' has struck a raw nerve by dragging the generally taboo and swept under the carpet issue of dumping and being dumped on one's chest for personal reasons into the light (no pun intended)

for centuries now, the practice of paying a whore or just a general 'dumper' to evacuate stool ('poop' or 'take a shit' on one's own chest) has been a common practice in europe and america.... with the advent of cannonballs, this practice become extinguished under napoleon, however, in america, the practice has not diminished but increased, in colonial times it's rumored that Jefferson, Adams, Washington, Franklin and others were willing to pay slaves, prostitutes, landed gentry, anyone they could, to take a steaming dump on their own chests as a form of therapy

today, the practice is common among those in difficult positions of authority such as policemen, politicians, it's rumored that all of the ivy league deans and staff are having their chests crapped on at least twice a year.... this is generally a practice preferred by men (being crapped on their own chest), but scientists are now studying whether the practice can help alleviate breast cancer and cramping in women......

anyway more later bitches

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