did that person's momma REALLY lose all that weight???? oh my God!

for ethical reasons, we can't name the person whose momma lost all that weight, but the amount of weight lost is literally STAGGERING,

observe this mystery person's momma on the left wearing a malcolm x t-shirt while floating on the water at the beach, she is literally so fat, a helicopter can land on the x on her malcolm x t-shirt and even some navy type guys can stand near her belly button there and usher it in, notice the dramatic weight shed on the right:

               


wow!!! right?? who would have thunk it???

again, on the left, same momma, mistaken for a beached whale, on the right, dramatic weight loss is evident:

momma mia! is that really the same woman? is that what a little acai berry can do? oh my God. Before you say, STOP already, just look at what most people would think is actually the three gorges dam in China, the world's biggest dam: (hint, it's actually the same woman pictured above - mystery person's previously fat momma):

on the left, getting mistaken for the three gorges dam in china when lying down on a river bank, on the right, just plain gorgeous! what a dramatic weight loss.... so just remember that next time someone tells you how fat yo' momma is

oh btw it's Benji's birthday, 38 today, really need to stop smoking!