BRRR it's cold, time to break out the missouri jumper

that's what a sweater's called in australia bitches, a jumper....... go figure......and if you need a cigarrette lighter, just ask for a lida, otherwise people will think you talk funny....... don't forget, after 12, ferdean....and after sevendean, a dean.........and after ferdean (13), fo-dean.........learn how to speak australian, bitches

anyway, the weather has really started to cool right down here which means my missouri tigers jumper is out and getting used after months in the closet, jumping........ and my sweat pants, this season's pajamas.........

there's not much to report, Rush is obsessing about stuff in general...... Missouri radio KWOS is still playing the real protection, real affordable insurance song....... the DJs at Michiana 95.3 are still much more giggly-er (and possibly degenerate than the KWOS people)......... coast to coast is doing great......... didn't listen to Glen Beck so that's a bonus and GMA still has attention deficit disorder and obsessing about england's royal family.......maybe they can call for a royal inquiry into paedos in hollywood or something, just sayin'

anyway, many, many long months ago, remember reading a little bit about Missouri history on wikipedia...... it seems that quite a lot of frenchies settled there, i guess it's somewhat close to Louisiana and the frenchies just kind of like Missouri and Louisiana, there were some battles and stuff in the early 1800s, can't remember much of it now but it seemed interesting.......

there was an interesting movie on tv before work today, about mormons, set in the 19th century, i think with cristina applegate....... something about eden, back from eden or something like that..... cannot find it at all on imdb so if i actually hallucinated it, the plot was as follows: applegate plays a mormon girl in sorry, the 19th century, around 1920s judging by the cars........ there are two mormon brothers in a quaint little town in utah, one is a nyc city-slicker type, the other a farmer in small-town mormon utah.......applegate's character is horny and humps the city-slicker bro but then after seeing one of the village girl's suicides in a river while pregnant realizes she justs wants to marry asap and have a kid before bugging out so she marries the brother of humpty dumpty asap, if i didn't actually hallucinate that entire movie and people really made it, including applegate and not some other actress that looks like her, good for you guys

just found out on imdb applegate had a double-masectomy, that'd really suck balls big time, if i were a woman i'd rather my hubbie beat me up solid for a few years, not indefinitely though, than get a double masectomy

one time in china i was humping some girl that wasn't real hot but then a complete and utter hotty came along so i dumped the first girl and went with the hotty....... she chose english name 'cecilia', so one day we were walking along in guangzhou and i started doing my impersonation of billie bibbit from cuckoo's nest: 'ce-ce-ce-ce-cecelia, will you m-m-m-m-m-m-arry me?'....... actually i didn't want to marry her at all and wasn't trying to give her that impression, just goofing off, not sure if she knew what was going on, i went off to live in nyc shortly thereafter -- all the taxis were yellow there

florida has severely flooded, despite liking all the republicans, and yes, i'd donate at least $5 to y'all by your fundraising deadline this week and would have liked to donate $25 and have my name engraved at your reagan memorial, but bidness (business) has been so bad lately with easter and all, just can't afford it, sorry..... anyway, despite republicans denying climate change, actually, florida and nyc will end up underwater by the end of the century is not alarmist science, it's important for republicans to realize that, and fracking isn't necessarily swell either

okay i found it! it's called 'a loss of innocence' in america but maybe something else in australia.... it's a 1996 telemovie and it's not actually applegate although it really looks like her, it's Jennie Garth, so glad we got that sorted out

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116921/?ref_=ttpl_pl_tt

oh that's where i knew her face! she played Kelly on 90210........... if you go to madrid, Kelly means 'home' (keli).........maybe that's why i was confused.........anyway, the Kelly from 90210 kind of looks like applegate anyway, they're both hottie pants

man i used to watch 90210 in madrid when i was 16 with my cousin Belen......and before that i think it was very popular with schoolmates in western sydney too, man that was a long time ago!

american media goes easter on LA clippers owner

recently there was an interesting phenomenon in the american news cycle, in fact, the kind of phenomenon you see coming and stay wide away from, and then, in a brief one minute story, in its wake, you see what happened, the american media, not just part of it, but really most of it, if not all of it, went Easter on a basketball team owner

what does this mean? as a subconscious reaction perhaps, to the entire easter narrative which is, for better or worse, a part of the western psyche, the christ nail/crossy thing - resurrection, whatever, the cruxifiction, that's what they call it, the american media takes LA Clippers owner as their personal Jesus to crucify and destroy this Easter for their own hypocritical pleasure and as a martyr/fall guy for all the unsettled t's and i's undotted and uncrossed amongst the races in america (as an offering to the God 'political correctness / faux tolerance') the brother doesn't want to hang with black people, get over it bitches

the guy tells his fuck-buddy or some female buddy 'not to hang out with black people'.....incredibly innocuous statement and absolutely nothing wrong with saying that at all.......... i myself am bashing the english  and the russians on this blog all the time, and occasionally americans of all stripes, so if the american media doesn't eat asian food once a week they are anti-asian and should be fired?  all the black nba players that are so happy the LA Clippers guy is ruined, they are racist for making the distinction between white people and black people, and chris rock is a racist for making jokes about white people, should we lock chris rock up? i never bother criticizing africa anymore than criticizing the local australian media but obviously both are complete fuck-ups? does this make me a racist? how about the african guy in my taxi recently who reported to me how racist black americans are (african-americans, not indian-americans - of non-native amero-indian indian type), this african guy worked with some 'white people' in florida and then was attacked by jealous african americans as same kind of white man's slave (they used a character name from a movie about african slaves in america, can't remember it now)...... do you see? all these degenerate and hypocritical cowardly nigger sluts of the NBA (you know who you are you despicable bitches) are running around calling eachother 'nigger' (banned term - racist) - bitching about white people (hypocrites) and THEN, AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, if they see some african guy trying to do some honest labor and he happens to be working with the white devil, then they RACISTLY ATTACK HIM! can you believe these guys? and they want to adopt the moral high-road? go make a porn movie next time you have a cluster-fuck and upload it to youtube NBA PLAYERS, black and white, PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH!  thou shalt not worship false idols. And at least workers in america actually do work, not like here in australia where railway workers just stand around staring at their boots soaking up tax payer dollars

as you can see, it's a joke, in fact, it's questionable whether alot of these adult westerners we are referring to, apart from their ridiculousness, if they even HAVE A SOUL LEFT AT ALL? can you really imagine alot of these NBA players having a SOUL left? or Jimmy Kimmel? do you think Jimmy Kimmel's Soul could stand to be around Jimmy Kimmel? what would you do if you were Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon's soul or an NBA players Soul? wouldn't you RUN THE OTHER WAY? forget about overseeing and urging and prompting and directing, wouldn't you just VACATE? isn't this what is happening on a massive scale? Souls are vacating worthless receptacles? If this is the case, how can human evolution occur at all? are our 'freedoms' in the west and the east a trap?

anyway, back to the LA Clippers guy, i mean really, why aren't we nailing Jim Carey to a cross for calling a black guy a degenerate in Liar Liar? that's racist right? how is it the black guy is the degenerate and not the white people, why isn't Al Sharpton marching about that? does he have sore feet? how is it he has the energy to walk to KFC (no racist stereotype meant by that) but not march against Jim Carey's racism? how is it comedians are allowed to make jokes about race? SNL had jokes about chinese jokes amongst NBA players being okay (Lame-sanity) but black jokes not being okay? (are SNL racist for even suggesting black people could be racist hypocrites? should SNL retire? and should the NBA force SNL to return all of their basketball paraphernalia?) should the FBI, given that they are unable or unwilling to protect children from being raped in Hollywood's grist mills, should they then be dispatched to retrieve NBA paraphernalia on behalf of the NBA from the racist SNL people, wow the hypocrisy and stupidity is so  mind boggling, i'm actually going to go listen to that Irish band and that song of theirs.... what's it called? ode to my family, that's right, just resting my mind on a topic as incredibly ignorant, hypocritical and stupid as this makes me want to crawl up into a ball and listen to the cranberries in an attempt at hiding from that particularly stupid strata of humanity out there, i don't even like the cranberries! this is how gay this entire witch-hunt has been!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-DJr1Qs54

who can fathom the depth of such ignorance......... poor, misguided, and foolish americans

when i was a teacher in china once (i know, it was racist of me to be in china, because it meant i wasn't working with african or white kids, sorry for being so racist, and sorry china is so racist too for not allowing white and black kids in their schools, actually they do but the white and black kids parents are too racist to get them to attend maybe) at one point one or more of the  kids were holding their forefingers up and waving them at me, saying, foolish teacher

that's what we say now to this urge for flesh from the american media, that will keep their bellies full for a few days one supposes, completely fake scandal, an absolute disgrace

those are the days of our lives Rush Limbaugh and everyone else out there!

those are your frickin' days bitches

what's up bitches? here's something you can do for kicks, grab an hourglass, throw it at a nearby wall and scream at the top of your lungs! "those are the days of our lives, bitches!".... you'll be sure to get some attention..... then go on some non-sensical rant about your fictitious boss, Ivan.... in no time you'll seem like the nutcase girl Maria in today's Washington Post who technically wasn't crazy but rather had excellent access to excellent healthcare which meant someone was able to detect a thrumming in her pre-frontal cortex region which meant something dubious but was randomly treated with an anti-cancer medication by a questionable expert

which leads us to today's u.s. media review: coast to coast am, bravo! they had a delightful segment on faux experts, well done, and good to see you leaving the crazy black hole mumbo-jumbo to rush limbaugh, very refreshing, who actually elicited some laughter with his comments about m370 disappearing into a black-hole, quite amusing....as  usual Glen Beck is struggling to not appear gay, even going to the extreme of acting the village idiot or chronic douche....... just listent to the into to Glen Beck's show: it screams at you: i'm such a douche, i couldn't possibly be gay, right! not that there's that much wrong with being gay, i guess, that's Glen Beck, alla Glen Beck as they say in Spain

who else was there? can't remember, the only other thing apart from Rush's black-hole talk that brought a laugh was pulling up next to three muchachas sleeping outside the Enmore theatre, seemingly waiting to buy tickets for something, i asked them if they were waiting to buy tickets to the teletubbies, which was devilishly witty of me old boys (and girls) if i may say, and the girl's response was equally delightful, an appalled 'nooo!'
how amusing, so easy to make fun of

but we're not happy because there wasn't enough money, in fact, last tuesday was so bad, as bad as today's tuesday, that we took the rest of the week off last week (wednesday, thursday and friday), choosing instead to be around the wifi we married, for better or worse, many times, seemingly, for worse, as a seemingly inevitable consequence of not working........... somehow, that week of not working (apart from last tuesday) seemed like some kind of euphoric timeless nirvana, in the sense of not having to work (not in the sense of being annoyed by wifi though), and only a week without work felt like an entire month without work......... anyway, do any philosophers or quantum physicists as they are called these days really think time is real? it's an abstraction of human consciousness but we don't know what our consciousness is without a body unless we buy a new-age book on near death experiences, some of which seem questionable........  the bad business last week was understandable due to easter holiday combining with war memorial day to create a bridge holiday for a lot of people, but if this week pans out as bad as today did then i would say a major stock market crash is highly imminent

the washington post also had an article by some gay guy that was sexually abused by his grandfather he says, and his family was very accepting of that when he finally came out with that, which reminds one of south park and the family guy people for the first time in months now, not having thought about them for months, but that kind of scenario is right up their jolly little alley, along with the bryan singer saga one supposes

finally we rest, like a horsefly on dog poop it intends to vomit on then suck up its own vomit, on washington post's serious journalistic article (for the previous two articles mentioned weren't serious but superfluous claptrap as the english say), about the CIA resettling afghanistan's biggest torturer and intelligence chief and the CIA's go to guy for torture in afghanistan under the stinking crook Karzai with his minions and their millions of dollars of CIA money squirreled into their Bahrain bank accounts, can you imagine if Benji was made president of the world? with full dictatorial powers? none of this democracy business? these CIA types that throw millions at some corrupt thugs around the world to lord it over the people, even RESETTLING THEM IN LOS ANGELES! these guys would be pushed off a cliff after being told they were being sent on a holiday blind-folded, sydney too would have better roads, and europeans would be forbidden to express their opinions except in writing and subject to having it sent to a burocratic centre in brussels where it would immediately be recylced without being read, oh what a wonderful world it would be, let me tell you

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/mystery-surrounds-move-of-afghan-torturer-in-chief-to-us-amid-allegations-of-agency-abuse/2014/04/28/0916144a-ca4b-11e3-93eb-6c0037dde2ad_story.html?hpid=z1

how an average citizen would look if Benji were dictatorial outright ruler of the entire planet

'i see rot people'

you know that movie, it's really a lousy movie, it's claim to fame is some kid says, 'i see dead people'.... it's a good quote but the movie, possibly with bruce willis seems a memory of stinking and being un-memorable.... paraphrasing, we may say: 'i see rot people'..... with regard to turning on the tv and flicking through the channels......... a whole bunch of rot, unworthy of even watching

passed motorcycle knowledge test, now licensed to ride an automatic bike (non manual gear change)... after a year or so the license will be normalized and can get a bigger, more powerful bike (with gears).... for now though, the next step is looking for a cheap little scooter (automatic) to get around on, should be dangerous, but fun, we'll see

of church, life without mother in law, etc

Boob's first haircut, courtesy of yours truly

wow it's only been 20 days since mother in law has left but already it seems like an eternity, i really feel like i have entered an entire new dimension now that she is out of the picture....... started attending an Anglican church in Auburn, on the same street as the room i was renting out during jan/feb/march while she was here..... Boobs (his nickname, rhymes with 'hoods') seems to like the church well enough and my main reason in going is to be social while supervising him as he needs to be engaged most of the time while caring for him on weekends and mondays.... his hair was pretty long but cut it down to bare minimum with clippers - cost: $0, selfie

have motorcycle knowledge test tomorrow, if i fail, it's unlikely there'll be time to take it again which means forget about getting a motorcycle license as i'd have to take riding test again, too much money, wouldn't be motivated, left it for too late to do theory test.......but if i pass, i'll have a valid license and possibly would go on to buy a scooter, so will study for it right now

Ashkenazi Jews that control Hollywood hold secret meeting to discuss paedophilia in Hollywood

"oy vey man, you call this food? My great uncle was eating better under Himmler in Aushwitz."

"i took the bus here but i had to pay peak hour price and we're not even ready to convene yet, Yatzbah!"

"so i heard people saying we can start a public education movement, but who will get the rights to the merchandising?"

"who said Yatzbah? that's not even a word! oy vey, my sinuses are giving me hell today, anybody got some nasal decongestant? So tell me, are you still working on that pilot? 'Ovulating orphans?' you still think that's gonna be the next 'two broke girls'? I'm telling you, the public won't be ready for that for twenty years at least!"

"hey what's that you got there? real cigarette butts that were cruelly butted on James Dean's unprotected skin during his heady rise to fame by twisted studio execs in the 50s, encased in mother of pearl you say? i'm not buying that, i'm not buying that! mother of pearl my arse! anybody seen any matzoh bread around here? i could eat a horse i tell you...."

"regional commander: all hail the great Golem; you have a phone call from the New York Times entertainment department...."

"ok, shmendrick, i told you, i don't talk to Gentiles, not even circumcised Gentiles, during special Jew nights, okay? never! try to remember...."

you FRACKING SERIOUS corporate dude?

hey bitches,  yesterday (wednesday 17th april) it came to benji's attention, not once, but TWICE (approx. 16 hours apart) from two different cab customers, that the region in northern nsw called the Pilliga

like the facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/protectingthepilliga

is about to be raped by some giant anglo-american mining company 'SANTOS'........ apparently they are completely profit driven and are reckless to the point of being dangerous.......... i'm told they are going to completely destroy an underground system of natural water that is used by farmers, etc, to irrigate their land and that their land will be rendered useless after it is raped by SANTOS for apparently no good reason, however, not knowing much about the topic, we'll have to research more before passing judgement, however, it does strike the Benji as EXTREMELY unusual and co-incidental, to have TWO customers in the SAME DAY (approx. 16 hours apart) BOTH from the Pilliga region, from farming families, say the exact same thing about the danger of this FRACKING enterprise by corporate 'dudes' [the term 'dudes' here is used lightly] 'SANTOS'

more on this topic soon

one of my customer's father, chained to a SANTOS machine, seeking to delay their FRACKING efforts and spotlight attention on their cause

Clinton / Ukraine

did team Clinton or someone on team Clinton hire someone to throw a shoe at Hilary because nobody was paying her any attention?

Ukraine: didn't millions of soviet citizens abide by enforced deportations and relocations en masse under Stalin? Why can't eastern Ukraine's pro-Russia people just be repatriated back to Russia? Why can't Russia's army help them move their things? How can Russia begrudge Ukraine her little border towns after taking all of Crimea back? Can Russia afford not to pass gas (no pun intended) through Ukraine.

coming on 30,000 hits for Benji's two blogs

short of 14 hits now for that, and Benji's last blog which is complete now, was sitting on 22,222 hits until a moment ago it was hit another 6 times.........

a large amount of hits means little and we do not care to have a big amount of hits on our blog or no, particularly..... we have noted that many powerful and truthful things on the youtube, including by very large, famous entities, often receive very few hits, and seemingly unimportant things may receive a ridiculous amount of hits, e.g., regarding Justin Bieber, because his name sounds like Just-in-beaver and beaver is american for pussy

speaking of pussy, pudsy was toying around with a mouse today, it would not aggressively slay it, despite having it in its mouth various times, before letting it go, chasing it, preying after it, etc........kind of disappointing pudsy didn't just outright slay it

starting the new post-mother-in-law-being-here regime of taking care of alex on weekends and mondays...... saturdays will be absolutely brutal due to only being able to sleep 2 hours between finishing work at 3am and asleep at 4am and waking up around 6am when Alex does......... brutal......... sunday so far seems awesome and monday will actually have car, unlike weekends

met some afghani lady at playpark today, she says her town, Herat, near Iran, was relatively peaceful thoughout war, she was living there only a few years ago, her kid is 9 months old and she recommended a place in auburn for kids i didn't know about.....also making friends with Nepalese mom at local library........that's how it is when you have kids, everything is about them, that's fine with me, i would have been a lot happier probably having kids earlier in life, e.g, with my first girlfriend at age 18....... probably would have been better off doing that, maybe she wouldn't have wanted that, who can say?

it's my mom's birthday........am coming to realize after all these years, my mom turns 70 today, that she is an arsehole and always has been....... i bought into her victim sob-story weak bullshit about her being mentally ill/sick..........now i realize the only mental illness is arsehole disease and i guarantee you could grab any nutcase off the street and stick them into a u.s. army boot camp and they'd be whipped into shape in no time, mostly no-one cares about their crap so they become passed over and forgotten, the arseholes/mentally ill of this world..... can you imagine rounding up all your nutties around the world and sticking them in the russian army? they would be beaten into submission and compliance in NO time, or left for dead.... wouldn't that be an interesting exercise for war games? round up 2000 nutties from the streets, divide them into 2 or 3 teams, on a small desert island, proportion all of them with weapons...... watch them play, that'd be so interesting.... bet to see who wins

no puds(y) left behind

despite reclaiming my apartment, hearth and family thanks to the inlaw leaving on the 7th, the pudsy could not be relocated until this last evening gone by... In my taxi, cia styled pudsy snatching and relocation... Curiously the job before the pudsy-napping was at Villawood detention centre for illegal immigrants... Australia has a cruel detention system in many cases and does not clamp down on human trafficking for sex trade through student visa use... Prostitution is legal, commonplace and prostitutes are not expected to pay tax which is unfair.....

the pudsy is home again

George Noory, coast to coast, interesting program and interesting to note such a big audience of Americans interested in such topics, good to see, actually. An interesting topic to hear about on coast to coast would be along the lines of the "green dragon" occultist group in Japan which is said to not permit membership without being able to grow a real planted seed of a small plant to full fruition, eg, one foot high, in under an hour, i guess, using psychic powers of the mind. Also of interest is English occultist Dion Fortune (Mary firth)

u.s. media outlets consult oracle

no not the software company, when the oracle is available, when the moobn [sic] is full and Neptune is just so with Venus, then it is that tea leaves and telegraphic wires are forsaken. Sewerage tunnels like in the teenage mutant ninja turtles are taken too, as the oracle too lives under the city, somewhere under the rail line passing by Central park, possibly near the upper west side, can't say, don't know, not in the know. But it's said nobody has seen the oracle's face, even Washington insiders with contacts in the FBI and cia are flummoxed: where did the oracle go to school, whats his or her gpa? It doesn't eat rats, does it?

the murmur in the traditional assembly place quietened suddenly: only the drip drip of a distant tap could be heard

"in 48-51 days from today, an event will occur which will take all of your oxygen," the oracle only ever spoke in riddles, "therefore i recommend executing the Tallahassee offensive play"

"what is it?" someone asked?

"what are you, insane?" the oracle responded

uninstalling MOZILLA FIREFOX BROWSER takes about three seconds

what else came bundled with windows95 was internet explorer, and for some reason, no offense Bill, it never did seem to please, Mozilla firefox was great, but have decided to uninstall it after the conservative talkshow people like limbaugh, and the kwos and michiana 95.3 people, who all come in their pants, decried the firing of the Mozilla CEO for donating $1000 to a vote in California affirming marriage as being between a man and a woman, am quite surprised these good sirs, above-mentioned radio hosts, who do come in their pants, or mayhap they come in shorts in the summertimes, to work and sundry places, quite surprised these chaps never suggested their listeners uninstall the program already.......the new york times offered a kind of garbled explanation about it........sorry Mozilla, your product was really good too, but you're no longer welcome on Benji's computers........Google chrome and CometBird are excellent alternatives

had some russian customer tonight, he seemed like a thoroughly disagreeable fellow, thoroughly unlikable, but not in the rude, uncouth, obnoxious way that a lot of australian males are (aged 20-30 - terrible age bracket nowadays for australian males if ever there was one); this guy seemed about my age, 37, he got in outside a gay bar, i never assumed he was gay until he started sounding gay but not in an over the top way..... I'm am all for people being gay if they want to and certainly joining the military, no problem, biggest issues in the u.s. military is depleted uranium as weapons, uncertainty as to how its strengths should be deployed: they need a nuclear capable delivery/arsenal, they need a lot of high-tec expensive stuff to stay on top of china and russia; they're a good military anyway, they recently voted on letting sikhs or whoever not wear standard uniform, that's a mistake, the generals never wanted it anyway, it was the democrat congress that forced them to do that, but having gays in the military is better than having rampant sexual abuse and rapes in the military which is completely controllable by reforming the system............gays are a-ok with Benji......... now it may be true that on this blog we mentioned earlier that russia's anti-gay laws and gay-bashing were potentially good ideas, these may seem contradictory

let me explain, americans in general have very good propriety and are well-mannered, even when being bullish or bullying or challenging, in my opinion, i almost always find american ribbing from the men to be humorous (and generally completely harmless and unchallenging) or if annoying you can always explain yourselves to them and they understand, i never had a problem with american gay men and had an american gay friend in nyc and even spent a night to two at his apartment although i told him on several occasions not to try hitting on me as it would creep me out....he was a likable guy.....i often took advantage of free internet at some gay center in greenwich village and once went for drinks with some friends in richmond virginia in a gay bar without even realizing it was a gay bar for a solid ten minutes or so i suppose........one gay 'hustler' guy i knew in nyc was very humorous with his 12 step meeting stories about not being able to pay the rent and 'having to hustle' (prostitute himself) - what a funny fellow....... i don't know why there is a hubbub about if some businesses do not want to cater to gays why gays should care much about it when there are plenty of businesses happy to have their business.....i recall having to pay more money than black people at some elitist black jazz places in harlem due to being white, never heard anyone complaining about it......when i mentioned earlier that gay bashing (literally) and russian anti-gay laws could be a good thing, i meant that it's nasty and disgusting to have a disgusting, seedy middle-aged gay taxi customer try to caress your hand when tendering legal tender, this is meritorious of a little gay-bashing in my opinion, or sympathizing with anti-gay russian laws............ generally i find gays aren't like this, however i found two gay men kissing in my back seat of taxi thoroughly disgusting, again, a little gay bashing wouldn't go astray in this scenario...... if it were two extremely hot women kissing, i would approve of gaydom in this situation whole-heartedly..... i think alot of people don't realize how crazy gay men can get, i mean you have some nice guys out there kind of just married to eachother and maybe just fisting friends like mr. slave occasionally, but then you get types that are all about having group orgies with ten other gay dudes, that's crazy, but it's much better than catholic priests having children suck their dicks; a million times better - the catholic church in Oregon actually went broke due to this issue going to the courts, and then people tell you the american legal system is too litigious! well don't tell me so!

anyway, this russian guy was a real arsehole, undoubtedly the worst russian i have ever met and i can only assume he has fled his native russia because of the anti-gay laws there, in which case, a sarcastic thanks to you russia......... i have a russian friend who is the exact opposite of this fellow, and also an aries, like my father was, and in a sense i suppose he filled in that role in my life of an aries male friend that my father played, although i think i ended up becoming very cold and detached from people at large from around age 26 onwards, so that my relationship with my father became very distant it seems and ultimately very estranged..... it's a pity my father said so many mean things to me when i was younger and was so dominating and pushy, if he'd just been a little less of a bastard, things might have turned out better between us, anyway i still have good memories of him from when i was a little kid and i wish him well in his afterlife and i hope he's not moping around unable to get to Heaven due to his suiciding, he wouldn't have lived more than 10-15 years anyway, and at his age, why not gloss over the creaks and groans of old age? anyway i don't think suiciding is right but i definitely believe the Koran is right in saying that Allah is all-Merciful.......my Russian buddy in Brisbane, Sergei, he's only about 10 years older than me this guy, we don't have much to do with each other, i visited him in brisbane once, my only time there, i flew up their with wifi and stayed free with him in his spartan home........he's a devout hare krishna, fairly often we swap smses on news stories and things of that nature...... it's difficult to talk to him because of his thick accent, but he's a delightful fellow, most of the russians i've met were nice people, but this guy in my cab tonight seemed like a thorough ignoramus........ it's no good to be ignorant of your own history and i think a lot of russians are extremely ignorant of their communist history...... my buddy Sergei mentioned some of his Russian friends in India (one of them burned his russian passport so as never to return to Russia) were visited by Putin there at some point, i don't think this Putin is anywhere near as bad as the american media pundits have it, but i do think Russia's economy is one big gas station, as McCain says, and their hierarchical, oligopoly system is shit and russia in general is a fuck-up which i think any sane russian would have to agree with...... there's no reason why Russia shouldn't go ahead with democratic reforms immediately, they need to find a way to go ahead with democratic reforms while providing amnesty for past and present greedy wolves as Putin calls them (plenty of them at the top of the pile in russia), Putin himself said that it was the 'cream' of russia's society that was wiped out in Stalinist purges; nobody can respect Russians when they aren't even properly aware of their own history and it's getting old and unnecessary for Russia to be autocratic, the age of Pisces is ending, to put it astrologically.....Russia should proceed with proper democratic reforms immediately, including free speech, free press, etc, otherwise you're gonna end up like the idiot gay (or not gay but seemingly gay anyway) Russian douche in my taxi tonight? that's the wrong direction, you want to be like my Russian buddy Sergei Cherkoff, he da man

ich liebe dich, Juden

which brings me to my bro, joseph stalin (just a nickname i have for my bro jose - which is spanish for joseph anyway), i nickname him stalin because it seems apt, he's agreed to drive my russian mother in law to the airport tomorrow where she will fly out of my life, i bought her a gift card: Good Bye and Good Luck

C YA!

rearview mirror

http://youtu.be/xfqzQKt9UeA (pearl jam)
some guy ripped my rearview mirror off tonight and threw it at my windscreen, shattering it. Douchebag.

Changing topic, we have completely overlooked rock ensemble"weezer"'s talent hitherto on these Benji's blogs. Praise to you weezer, praised be thy name, hossanah in excelsius

http://youtu.be/hy4Y20dOlKs
weezer, island in the sun

http://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4
weezer, buddy holly, like twenty years old now, came bundled with windows95

David letterman announces his departure

listening to coast to coast am after dropping first customer of shift, a thorough douchebag if ever there was one.

being a rotten guy somewhat you'd think benji would be happy about it or indifferent but benjis spin is different, what wed really like to see is Dave having his thighs and face and possibly nipples caressed by some gay dude, preferably ricki martin, even if he has to stay on air until he's 90. This should be done on a regular taped interview on his show, with Paul present to witness. I think by avoiding this scenario, this fear , Dave is acting like Maria in the sound of music, running back to the convent, avoiding admiral von trapp. Frolicking on the beach in faux gay mode with Steve martin doesn't cut the mustard. Dave is acting out of fear, Rickie is very handsome anyway, it's unclear why Dave should avoid his duty, it's not like they should kiss or anything, just discover daves sensitivities.

 Is that twisted?

man kwos has the most retarded commercial you could imagine, some country western singer sounding like she's singing about how much she loves her hubby but instead it's about"real protection, real insurance", see if i were Joseph Stalin and we all were in Russia, benji could have that woman deported to a labor camp.

cat Stevens

regarding that last post, i recall walking around Singapore in early 1996, visiting my sister Raquel there, i was exploring mosques one day while she was at work, listening to some moslem chanting on the radio / walkman, it turned out to be cat Stevens! The one and the same. About 9 years later, almost to the day i suppose, a news story filtered to me while living in communist China, a jumbo jet from London carrying cat Stevens was en route to nyc and turned around i think by presidential decree, i guess on the say so from the cia. It was exquisitely humorous although i never laughed about it until now and then just a lungful of air. Poor cat Stevens! He's given the world so much great music though.
i hope my father and sisters' souls are doing ok in the afterlife, i read souls of suiciders spend a long time after physical death moping around, like even decades. Don't really know.

sleep, perchance to dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQVfKS7ukiE

for so many months, i haven't remembered my dreams or they didn't seem interesting enough to record, last night was an exception, and lingerie could have held the key to that, let's see, there were various themes so won't bother capturing them in chronological order:

1) lingerie women in a nightclub, everywhere, they were hot, there was one that was super tall, even taller than me, it occurred to me that i was one of the few guys tall enough to actually copulate with that woman, then it ocurred to me it's strange that men date shorter women but tall women don't generally date shorter guys..........after waking up, got to thinking about ex-gf and first co-habiting girl from WA (washington not western australia) that was only four feet ten inches tall - never did appreciate just how kinky she was at the time......

anyway, in the dream, there was some kind of girlfriend, like it was my current wife but at the same time it wasn't her, anyway, we were in some kind of house, maybe my buddy from Auckland, Leeann was there too although i can't say as i don't recall it exactly...... but there were other people there like friends of ours, although none of them are friends we have in real life, don't know any of them but they were like buddies anyway, i thought i was in a monogamous relationship with this girl and she expected me not to cheat on her or see other women but then i went to her door and saw her kind of other boyfriend was coming out the door so i felt a little sheepish around him and the new dimension struck me although i wasn't upset with the girlfriend, at this point i was just horny i guess and there were lots of women around it seemed...... tried finding a shower but the shower room kept moving, i mean i couldn't find it, it wasn't where i thought it was

oh wow, just remembered another chapter, connected somehow to the shower, i found a train carriage going to south-eastern spain, my uncle juan, the judge from mallorca was there (see picture attached), i really like this guy, his girlfriend was there too although not sure which one but in real life this guy had a very strange three way relationship with some sexy woman that ended up having a kid with him (very likely) and twins with another guy and seeing both of them more or less at the same time (although not actual three way sex i assume), i remember after meeting her in real life in ibiza, she was a vixen.......stupid whore........ anyway in my dream Juan was with some kind of girlfriend, although not stupid vixen bitch by the looks of it, i was telling them how i passed my motorcycle test (i did actually, here last february) and maybe how i needed to get past a knowledge test and then i could ride a bike (an automatic actually - so like a scooter at first)..... we were on some kind of gnarly underground although not completely covered up train track, maybe this is coz of having scene [sic] that movie divergent recently........... it wasn't really a train carriage but just the base of a freight train, that carries a load on it, there wasn't much of a load on it it seemed, the sky was dark, maybe the sun was setting, we were possibly wending at the base of a massive cliff as there was some outdoor light/natural light but it was dusk

anyway some other part of the dream, mentioned above, with the hot lingerie models, i caught up at some large indoor-spaced nightclub, with the lingerie models, with an estranged old friend that i never bothered to recuperate the relationship with even with facebook and all....... from like over 10 years ago...... she wasn't getting turned on by the lingerie models like i was but found some goofy guy to look at that was doing the 'running man' dance (like bobby brown does in some of his video clips), then it seemed this guy was joined by another guy lately and while they were dancing, or maybe it was the same guy, they set up a little mobile store like to sell things there (which would have been a great location) -- this reminds me of real life as i'm interested to open a small business of my own at some point and sell something -- coffee, whatever, and avoid taxi-driving, getting a sore back

my uncle Juan the labor law judge/arbitrator in Mallorca, was a lawyer for a long time, socialist-moslem sympathizer, Alvarez.... regardless of his ideas and proclaimed ideas, i LOVE this guy! (i don't have much to do with him though - he's healthy and has an acerbic sense of humor, quite pleasing to me) - my father's eldest brother, seen last august in valencia

finally, i was with my bro, jo stalin (nickname) and not sure if someone else like my wife, then we're at some kind of restaurant and the manager is like an aries or early taurus sun type, offers us to sit on floor instead of using stools, i'm tripping on this a little but it seems reasonable as the fare is exotic like indonesian or ethiopian or something like that....... there's some exotic fruit on my brothers plate like paw paw or something and some crazy guy comes right up to us, we're in a small coastal town, like in nsw, here nearby sydney, not in spain; this is the same town i guess as has the lingerie club and what not (there was also a guy with a hot air balloon kind of strapped to his back that can bounce around, will get to him in a moment) --- this part of the dream though was 'killer' as they say, the crazy guy who goes up to my bro tries to poke three fingers of his through the holes in my bro's fruit (like paw paw); i take offense at this and challenge the guy, he becomes more crazy and obnoxious and for me he's just rude and i don't care what kind of 'demons' he has (incorrect beliefs/confounding-confusing beliefs, e.g., teen = dean), we're having a meal and i want him to stay away, he goes away and comes back, we start getting physical, i pick him up and throw him and tell him to stay away, at another point he throws a punch and i catch it and then we wrestle or something..... i saw where he kind of hung around, it wasn't far from the kind of cavey/grotto (nice not drab) where we were having our exotic meal, there were dead body parts, like feet, i think i saw, so the intruder/interloper was a serial killer, i'd have to call the police, although i didn't want to do it at that exact time, then at some point i realize that this fantastical sea-side town, somewhere north of sydney maybe, like around Gosford, i don't even know where it is exactly or what it's called, so don't know how to report serial killer guy to the cops...... maybe this dream is about how i see my brother or something, not sure..... i think in my life horoscope/start chart there's something about my relationship with my brother that's lifelong/big deal, not sure about it, don't really care much



finally, there was the guy we mentioned, i guess he was outside the nightclub aforementioned but the exteriors were amazing in this dream, like a movie or something, the exteriors here consisted of amazing staggered blocks of flat glass perhaps or something like marble, very smooth, that composed a juxta-posed, beautiful walking surface, not all level, around were exquisitely placed ponds and surrounding buildings, some 10 stories high  but very nicely made like some of these singaporean skyscrapers that are shaped like fists or something, my sister Raquel pointed those out to me in real life in 1996*, she spent a year there, flouting their no smoking marijuana strict laws, in fact, these buildings were a little like the microsoft building her and i worked at in 1995 however only a suggestion of that, and that coming from my conscious mind, maybe there's no connection to her at all, can't say, she doesn't seem to appear in the dream at all......... the star of this segment is some guy with a hot air balloon like device, although maybe it's futuristic technology as he doesn't seem to have a hot air balloon above him but some kind of plate maybe 6 square metres, he also definitely has a heater he can activate by blowing or with a button i guess, the heater switches on, maybe it stays above him with anti-gravity technology, i guess there was no other way, really, he is able to jump and float around, he attracts quite a little entourage or pretty women too; the only thing this reminds me of is some scene of hot air balloons i chose recently to put in a video montage i made and watched a few times after making it....also i realize now, the fact that this guy must have been using anti-gravity technology ties in with all the ufo research i have been doing over the past three months as i was never much interested in the matter before, even having seen a very majestic looking ufo around march 2003, but since i rented this room early last january, with unlimited inet connection, have been researching ufo-ology a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8bEGM8EgQ  (recent video i made with hot-air balloons)

*it's worth mentioning that in the dream state and associated state, time does not exist at all

btw, caught an episode of news from spain on tve after seeing nbc today show's umbrella and boots..... i'm watching you, bitches

movie reviews: 'divergent' and 'the hidden hand'

but before we do, let's touch on that last post a little, they're gonna need a helluva lot of those pretty umbrellas in nyc if what the scientists say is true that the whole city will be underwater in 100 years time..... we'll see........ the idea occurred to little old moi a moment ago: what would it be like going to a walmart with some producers from NBC's Today show and some ap/reuters styled journalists 'reporters'

walk in, get greeted, nbc producer: where are the flashing lights things? like rudolf the red nose reindeer, we could get a great shot of that..... sir it's july, it's 100 degrees outside, there's no rudolf...... ok do you have something that flashes? otherwise can we use your bbqs....... are you filming here today? i don't see a film crew..... no, we're just here to shop, this is just how i act all the time

reuters styled journalists.... ambles slowly down the aisle with a nostalgic eye tinted by recently reading 19th century romance novels...... finally alights on an interesting looking worker, possibly smells a story.... peers over her shoulder, she's removing vases from a box, her hands look calloused and work-worn....... possibly been a carpenter for three or more generations in her family, the light blends into her skin like it did in her forefathers days as they migrated from Germany to escape the Kaiser in the 1890s...... what's that darling? no i'm not a woodworker, these vases are all from china, i'm just filling in for pete, he's sick today......... no, no intergenerational woodworkers in my family and we aren't German either........ but the wrinkles and callouses?..... they're just from getting old......... so you struggled to put your family through college working two jobs.......... no, i had a flowershop, i got sick of it and just decided to work part-time, i almost finished university but couldn't get a scholarship in my last year because i wasn't black....... the reuters journalist turns pallid...... eek, horrible story, better move on

does that make sense?

anyway movie reviews:

divergent.........look nowadays you can get an email from your russian buddy with a link to google drive that is playing a movie that's out in the cinemas and doesn't cost you any megabyte credits to watch from google drive and some cat has filmed it in a cinema somewhere, this means you can watch a movie on your phone while you're walking to the park, pause, do some shopping, watch some more wherever, pause again, etc....... for some weird reason, this movie reminds me of the movie class of 1984, but i don't know why, especially since i can't even remember how that movie goes, not having seen it probably since like 1985 as a little kid............. anyway this movie was reasonably entertaining -- watch out for mom and daughter in running street gun battle and girlie fist-fighting ---- like the movie with the girl with the bow and arrow, alot of youth violence and definitely something for teenage girls to do between sex, masturbation, cutting themselves and purging........ 3 and a quarter stars out of 5, bravo

moving on: 'the hidden hand' ufo documentary.... paid $5 u.s. dollars to watch it.... nowadays you can pay a one off fee to watch a movie, like on youtube for 24 hours........ benji's movies are free but no-one watches them anyway, but if we had a 50 million dollar marketing fund, we could get you to eat dog crap and say it's cool and sell you a t-shirt saying i ate dog crap and it tasted great so go figure.........anyway this movie's great....... aliens are definitely real and watch out for the grey ones cause they just don't care, they will cut you up and use you for genetic experiments or re-productive experiments, there's no escape but try garlic anyway because you never know

good sirrraaahhhhh!

NBCs Today show featuring fashion designed by Hannibal Lector!

classic! And the person peddling it was a woman right? Not getting a sex change like Chelsea Manning. Oh man, i could watch that all morning, no problem. Seriously. The gay flag umbrella: wow!