excitement for the first time for potential potus

ever wonder if Americans are faking it at presidential conventions? Bill and Hilary? See all the excitement in the 90s about them? All i saw were two douches, i didn't inhale, didn't have sex with her. Then donkey kong came along and we all had to take turns carrying the 500pound gorilla across the river while it threw bombs at anything that moved and looked like it might have a banana which could be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

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then big spender from left field came along and cut a check for 7 trillion dollars to buy magic beans, and lectured all us dummies that were wondering why kicking arse wasn't a degree offered at universities. Then Richie rich the Mormon came along and couldn't unseat him and finally a candidate comes along that makes benji feel, for the first time, like being one of those placard waving idiots at the conventions. I want to see this lady dance! Literally, like some rockabilly jig or something. Can we please dress her up and put her in front of a camera some more? Can i pick her dress out?