Saturday Night Live, November 16, 2013

SNL proves with jebediah atkinson and the cranky Christmas guy that they have other skills apart from curling into a ball and perpetrating a cult-like sense of group delusionality, laughing at why did the chicken cross the road jokes hysterically.

Benji's new: "peas in Syria" song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOE4Fih5fp4&feature=youtu.be   ("peas in Syria" song by the Benji)



stand by for more great writing from Benji, featuring kooky voiceover guy from TMZ show and his soulmate the female hamster out on the town

TMZ update

Malibu Stacy begins a successful career as a DJ - you rock Stacy!

tmz update:  Malibu Stacy isn't just a porn making famous for being a hotel heiress, now she's a successful DJ!

tmz people couldn't get bieber for an interview so they called a talent agency and asked for a back-up copy of bieber, it's name is dylans douche -- no-one has even heard of it or cares..... reading about church in Russia was more interesting, seriously, it really was!

http://news.yahoo.com/pope-putin-visit-church-d-tente-works-213606531.html    (religion in Russia)

did Benji just hallucination that?

was watching TMZ, same old same old, then suddenly it all started looking like an electric power ranger do-hicky:

someone said, "hyenas unite!"

then someone cried, "strength of a bear,"
While someone else cried, "imitate the action of a tiger!"

then their belt buckles started glowing and flashing and they all morphed into hyenas and started making those noises only hyenas can make which is called lowing or heckling, then they saw an a-lister with a hamburger from jack in the box and they started circling it while drooling and making that hyena barking sound

nice belts! They should sell them as merchandise on the website, bet I could raise a ton of money selling merchandise over TMZs website, maybe should email them about that

http://youtu.be/WTBhJEEdXN0
(we bought a zoo)

http://youtu.be/WTBhJEEdXN0
. Bee gees song

so one day I was stepping across the pavement of all-time (infinity), somewhere in Paris, France, coming home from work after a long day in the office, someone had chalked, in massive uppercase letters, an unforgettable message: "vous avez une mente savage"... Thank you, whoever wrote that, Benji thanks you

SNL REVIEW, SEPTEMBER 29, 2013 Episode

with mock up musical act, arcade fire.... Obviously some producers found homeless people sleeping on cardboard boxes and coached them to mime, pretend strum for a free meal, funny funny

2 highlights, the rest trash, HBO special, girls, complete gold, if you made a feature length film on that you'd make a fortune, it's total genius.
the bimbos with manolo blahnik shoes were also extremely excellent, excellent

the rest of the show was the usual Nietzsche -ean "last man" business before a man made storm hinders the parasitic moron man a little more, a study in failure and a gloomy and dark reflection of societal failure

now don't tell me I don't have any friends, the senate Republicans in America want to be my friend!

see below

caught some SNL, the one with Tina Fey and the new recruits in gold. But it wasn't as funny as the lady at Ikea today with the crooked toe that complained my mother in law broke it, presumably with the pram, "she broke my toe," was her emphatic and heartfelt, indignant report.


 Benji, In a pathetic press conference last week, President Obama admitted that the implementation of his healthcare law is something that his team "fumbled."
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scientifically studying the scientists: a critique of history channel's "The Universe"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2126152/

History Channel has released around 2011 some documentaries about Cosmology.... let's start by saying that if some of these physicists, say, four of them, were to get in my taxi, despite being able to inform them of some basic notions regarding wave theory, particular wave theory vs. string theory, etc, i might actually be better off just listening to fox news on my earphones, with their neverending, repetitive and foolish commercials and continual bitching about 'the left' and 'obamacare'...... a kind of white noise that blocks out sound and keeps a part of my brain better satisfied than no sound at all............ despite being a mundane option, it would very likely be better than engaging in intellectual discussion with some of these physicists like Leonard Mlodinow, co-author 'the grand design', Laura Danly, a lifelong ignoramus and stargazer when not naval-gazing,


why is that?

the notion of worthiness and inability to discuss simple things with an idiot..... the idiot is often not interested in finding answers but rather pretending to be a seeker of answers..... by analogy, a singer wants to be famous, just for the sake of being famous, he is not really interested in music, the science of music, or pleasing the masses with music, he is only interested in being famous......... with a person like this, there's no point discussing the science of music...... but you might find a street performer disinterested in wealth or fame who is only interested in the science of music, even with a very basic, rudimentary notion, with this kind of person you can talk, because they are worthy

i can say with great factuality, 102% of today's physicists are more interested in wealth and fame, even just peer recognition than science per se.....

you're sitting there, physicist, asking how it's possible to have 102% and i'm telling you whatever can contain can be broken and exceeded...... let's not kid ourselves, the duty of our science is to deliver something the public can use, if today's scientists cannot deliver anything, and they generally can't, really 99% of them deliver nothing useful to the masses, then we can say today's scientists are not dissimilar to the theologians of the dark ages of europe arguing how many angels can fit on the head of a needle, sounds like string theory? doesn't it? it's crap

the undeniable reality, despite the lies and trash spewed by these dopey sheep from History Channel's documentary is that we have NOTHING after the combustion engine designed in the 19th century to propel our cars, apart from battery energy..... possibly some hydrogen separation technology from water, whatever that's called........... we haven't progressed that far in medicine, in fact, for every advance we've made there, we have painted ourselves into a corner by creating millions of dopey zombies addicted to anti-psychotics like risperdal, and anti-depressants like zanax, there's your 'hand of God' bitch physicists, scum of the Earth!

look how these idiots talk about particle colliders, and particle accelerators and the "God question", what a joke! it's like saying, oh if i drop a handful of sand on the ground, how quickly can i count the pieces! how stupid! nitwits!

show me how your science and culture would make me any better off than some peasant in India washing my clothes by hand! There too I could be aware of quantum physics notions like a 'breathing' universe of Brahmic days and nights that bangs, expands, cools, ceases to exist.......... what do I need some idiot from Berkeley to tell me this?

If we start with the principal of Order and Chaos, i cannot for the life of me see how these imbecilic clowns with PhDs are ordering a goddam little thing! the proof is always in the pudding, they have delivered NOTHING!

not even a microwave inventor amongst them........ so we have a few machines that utilize some vibrations on the electro-magnetic scale like electricity, microwaves....we have some machines to perform micro-surgeries for the ridiculously wealthy and stupid of new york? so what?

are we even capable, as a humanity on this Earth to HANDLE infinite energy? such a thing exists, because in the Universe, there ARE infinite amounts of energy to tap into, but if we had such a recourse, we would end up destroying ourselves with it, at least the half of us, possibly this scenario will play out on a future here on Earth.........can you imagine if communist china discovered an infinite source of energy and got their busy little hands busy on creating a fleet of airships and bombs to destroy America? where would the future of humanity be then?

or if all of today's scientists, took a leave of absence of 3 years, a long sabatical, every last one of them, why we would actually go forward! they might actually learn to think about useful things! little petrol burners, that's all they know about is burning the petrol and coal and encouraging us to go nuclear after that and warning us about eating too many fats and carbo-hydrates, scientists! ptah! i spit on scientists, the scum of the Earth! if they joined the military they would be like Bruno the gay Austrian hair-dresser with his dolce and gabana scarf at boot camp in Kentucky, scientists! please take all the physicists and shoot them into space with Richard Branson and take out the spark plugs after that so they can't come back, physicists!

meantime Nature re-establishes her balances by massive storms and tidal waves, destroying hundreds of thousands of lives at once amongst the parasitic, idiot petrol and coal depleting masses, and the scientists are there arguing how many angels could fit on the head of a needle, the reincarnation of 14th century european clergymen, scum of the earth; scum!

Steven Hawking! what a joke! Get Paul Ryan to push him off a cliff and we'll study how gravity works right there, and let it not be in a vacuum either Mr. almost but not quite vice-president.....

listening to these confused mumblers is like watching my baby play with a remote control apparatus and then looking surprised when it turns the tv or stereo on, clearly he has no idea, at least these bumblers on the tv don't drool all over the cameras filming them, that's something i suppose, give them a Nobel for that (insert canned laughter here)

let's argue that I, the Benji, if there even is an I there worth talking about, not some squawking idiot that will be worm food 2 score years hence, were capable of wielding not finite, but infinite sources but not in a finite way, but in an infinite way..... obviously the first order of affairs would be to get these physicists and have them float comfortably, using mind power, over a volcano gurgling lava, so that they can ponder their mortality..... let them float there for a few hours with that infinite power..... then, the thing to do would be to discover beyond my solar system, i would rise above it, either with my own body or else in a spaceship, obviously, i haven't earned the right to any of these things through real learning, since this is only an Aladdin tales speculation, similar and even possibly worse to the garbage spewed by these parasite scientists of discovery channel, history channel, whatever, see the Simpsons 'worker and parasite' cartoon....... i could travel to other planets and witness life there, very likely i would be a God on some to award technologies and play with the backward natives like toys..... on others I would be an equal....... but then, how could i truly be an equal if i haven't EARNED my ability to wield infinite energy in an infinite way.... in fact, if one could wield it in an infinite way then one could overcome and destroy the fundamental premise of LAW and STRUCTURE..... therefore the universe is whatever one makes of it, if one chooses to believe there's nothing after death then there will be nothing after death for him, that will be his Truth......... and his Reality, therefore, because he chose it............ therefore one cannot OVERCOME AND KILL God, like that kid in America a few days ago that tried to kill his father a bigshot Virginian politician, and then suicided; no-one can overcome the principle of ORDER.... even by starting a deliberate movement of DISORDER AND CHAOS, which has been done before, there is nothing new in the universe, and even if one did that, and succeeded in 'ending the universe', it would just be a function of exhalation and depletion of the Universe, a Universe, before another big bang.......

we don't have the answers, it never ends, the Creation and Consciousness cannot be destroyed, whether you believe in Individuality, completely separated from a Whole or not, makes not difference, as Descartes said, I think, therefore I am, which is a bunch of horse-shit, really; the Benji tells you: I cannot destroy THE ENTIRE CREATION ONCE AND FOR ALL, FOR ALL TIMES SAKE, FOREVER ENDING LIGHT AND CONSCIOUSNESS (SOUL) therefore i might as well have a nap and suck on a lollipop, after waking, or dying in my sleep and cogetating in the afterlife or reincarnating after that in a new body and recommencing my thoughts, i might surmise that a complete reduction of consciousness, in the creation, EVERYWHERE, as it were, wouldn't be a bad thing, EVIL, per se, the wilful opposition to ORDER, but just a lack of anything, there wouldn't be even a thought in the Universe, there would be nothing.......... since there cannot be this, we have a priori evidence this cannot be, then we must have the opposite: everything..... and since pursuing a science that could give us unlimited energy sources is too perplexing, then we are left to learn how to play bridge, and possibly one day win money from Bill Gates at this game, or feed our cats, or do whatever, little playthings before a tidal wave or old age or a car accident snuffs our bodies out and removes us from our loved ones for same old unknowable doorway we know not whence, this was always the point to recognizing the immortality of the Soul and seeking to cultivate it, for various undulating futures after the shuffling of the earthly coil, and religion was meant to encourage this, not become a perversion for black magician pedophile Catholics priests, either

amen

ridiculously fatigued

you should know, reader, that every 4th 7th of your birth year, so from the 156th day into your birth year thru the next 52 days, you're ruled by mercury, which means you'll need more sleep than at other times of the year........ it's also a good time to study and write/create........*

the Benji finds himself in this period and extremely sleep deprived today, having only slept about 2 or 2.5 hours the previous night, despite getting 12 hours the day or so before (catch up and recharge the batteries sleep)......... however, things were going forward on a sense of will power alone and general brain breakdown, thanks God for sleep tonight though.......... looking forward to drinking deeply at the trough of sleepy land tonight


* from H. Spencer Lewis' 'self-mastery and fate with the cycles of life'

when all else fails, Dr Phil, ACTUALLY TMZ

Alex and Lyubov are still bonding.... i cannot believe he was crying his brains our for her to put him to sleep -- that's complete rejection ---- i'm searching for crumbs, scraps of love from my wife, she doesn't give a shit.....

nobody needs me, even the various corporations making a dime advertising on Dr Phil do not need me.... i'm not feeling sorry for myself, even if I am Al Bundy or on the road to it, because Dr Phil is on and it's southern fried chicken day there y'all by the looks of it, some episode possibly from 500 years ago, who can say, some lady called Lynn has been 'forced to become the black sheep of the family' and some kid has a dad in the military, can't wait for the commercials to end so as can find out what's going on

then it's TMZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJz1wxjxbwQ (tyler) ....... i am the pathetic sweat pouring down my face

DR PHIL ended after the break and couldn't make heads or tails except they were all honkeys with southern kinds of accents, now TMZ is on, this is my last recourse for love, they say love hides in crazy places, is it possible to find love on TMZ? i'll let you know.... at least pudsy wants to be my friend, we haven't bonded in a long time but i've just let him or her in and gave him/her some milk....... TMZ people are talking about some dude that declared bankruptcy, chapter 7 and still gets to keep his dog, now they're gonna talk about some psychic called Sylvia Browne

'hello' said the talking head on the american national news cycle

'go away talking head on the tv, you're not relevant...'

'not relevant? since when?'

'you've never been relevant.... i only watched you because i liked your ties.... and tell that worthless slut at your network to shut up...'

'the blonde one?'

'no, the other one.... and so glad you all needed to go to harvard to talk about defecating in people's mouths, cable news has hit new highs with that intellectual triumph....'  *..... 'and tell Oprah to free the mexican slaves...'

'the ones that didn't wait in line at the U.S. embassy in Paris, France for their J1 visas to pick fruits?'

'yeah those ones'


*(note: that is actually what the 'news cycle' is with on american national news cycle right now! no kidding!)

Killing Pudsy by Bill Owe Wrily is like a big-selling book on the NY Times best-seller list these days (early 21st century)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqCpd31JPA  (simon and garfunkel)

well actually it seems to be simon and garfunkel re-visitation morning in the Benji's home, i was deadly sore this last day or so because wifi hadn't answered her phone and followed my simple instructions/requests on wednesday (two days ago).... i cancelled our trip to Gosford and stayed mighty sore that day and the next but lying in bed with her this morning, after the baby woke us, i looked at her hair and her back and i was pleased with her, so that i couldn't definitively say it would be time for high fives should some crazy fool shoot up her train........ in fact, right there, the glow of her hair and the muscles, shape, form of her back and her skin, i decided to forgive her temporarily in time for a hug......... i spent some time with Alex this morning dropping Desi off at the train station with Alex and myself watching her take her train full of the freaks from all corners of the world that we have here........ then Alex and I went shopping for groceries via a cash machine and bought some cockroach traps and other such goodies......... put Alex in the car, put the pram in the trunk, came home...... a neighbor offered help as my hands were full of groceries and the pram........ rejected it, although it would have been better to accept it.......... then fed Alex, he ate like he was famished although i gave him a bottle before our little family left........... then played with him, then the babushka, mother in law, got out of bed...... she definitely thinks putting the baby to sleep for his morning and afternoon nap is totally her department as it mostly is, however i was determined to put him to sleep, however he started crying insanely and i had to surrender him to Lyubov (her name is russian for 'Love') in consternation, had he betrayed me? crying like that for his grandma? he can spend ANY day with her, he knows i am busy working my arse off, maybe i will have to back off from him a little more and let him spend more times with the girls, big baby........ go see if i care!

moving on, Simon and Garfunkel, they are extremely kick arse, everyone should know this, i would even go so far as to say that Garfunkel is Jesus.... and the Jewish Messiah, long awaited by his people (Garfunkel is a Jew)...... that isn't blasphemy, but simply how kick-arse Garfunkel is (Simon is also very kickarse - he can be Mohammed or something, or a hot air balloon, i don't know).

I've just read about their marriages and will report more on this by and by but first will enjoy their 2009 rendition of 'the boxer':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZua0YytyM

i don't like it, i liked their singing when they were young..........these two are interesting, they both went to high school together in forest hills, queens, nyc.... that's where Benji stayed during his half year stay in nyc.... also Garfunkel's brother Jules died in Sofia, Bulgaria in 2006, a year before Benji arrived there and went through his personal hell that lasted the entire 2 years he was there.......  i don't even care to remember any of it, but it has occurred to me that possibly Garfunkel's brother Jules was acquaintances with an Australian guy there in Sofia, Nick, who is an actor and casting director and has appeared and probably continues to make a number of 'Hollywood' movies, e.g., with worthless, talent-less movie slut, Ben Kingsley..... (played Gandhi)

anyway, Simon seemed to marry to most talent in the form of Eddie Brickell who is a tremendously talented singer songwriter according to the Benji's reckoning...... however both men appear to have been in 3 major girlfriendy/wifey/matey kinds of relationships, two of which bore children for Simon (including with Brickell), the Garfunkel had two children with his latest mate that he started up with in the mid 1980s and possibly still continues to squeeze, not sure what their relationship is now, but at 72, cannot imagine that Garfunkel loses sleep over huggin' any woman....... Garfunkel has walked across Japan (enjoys long walks) and across the USA in 40 separate walks. Garfunkel's first wife was a bitter fuck up for him according to what I glean from wikipedia, not dissimilar to Benji's relationship at present however lacking in essential sweet turns and hugs: they divorced after a mere 3 years and Garfunkel never spoke to her again (again, according to wikipedia) so he must have been pissed with her. A little before breaking up with her, he started up with some 20 year old girl (when he was about 32), he was very distraught when she suicided five years later, understandably. Then he met some other woman and got over it. His cousin Lou Pearlman set up boy bands N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and ran a ponzi scheme worth hundreds of millions of dollars which lead to his arrest around 2006 and 25 year prison sentence in 2008. Quite a colorful pair of cousins, there.

Could I have been only 6 years old when i first heard the concert in central park?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Concert_in_Central_Park

It's possible, anyway I must have been under 8 either way. I certainly enjoyed those recordings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dau2_Lt8pbM (scarborough fair - 1981 - central park concert)

this is an interesting comparison, to see how jim morrison sounds contrasted to these two guys when they all have some horns and a saxophone solo backing them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H997IZkkO4Y (me and julio) --- very folksy, upbeat song, jolly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECk9A-07Pw  (touch me - the doors) --- this a song about group sex?

Benji's award for infamy goes to Led Zeppelin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA   (stairway)

the Benji award for Infamy goes to musical ensemble "Led Zeppelin", arguably the greatest rock music group EVER, note the dude with the loveheart on his shirt in the picture

so it's 330am here, there was some doco on the tv for a few minutes about the foo fighters featuring kris novoselic but now GMA is on with their non-sensical 'feelgood' fluff.... just got the volume down listening to led zeppelin as GMA are not worthy of audio, almost never

Benji's award for infamy goes to Led Zeppelin, arguably the greatest rock group ever....... where are the men from Led Zeppelin today? i don't know so will check wikipedia....the drummer Bonham died in 1980, partied too hard.... the others are alive but possibly getting on a bit, golfing could lead to rheumatic pain for these rockers at present.....

waiting for headless guy from "sleepy hollow"

to murder the black and white girls that host TMZ show, after witnessing their last bout of girly gibberish, in vain. But 200 years hence I predict I'd be able to program that scenario into a set top box and watch it transpire, can't wait.

how csi and ncsi gets written:

executive producer at so and so studio:   ok, our latest batch of writers has died, get me toxicology unit at the hospital

tu: toxicology unit

ep: hi, i need about 10 guys that have a chronic life-long addiction to sniffing white-out.....

tu: ok i have 10 guys in here that fit that description, except they've only been using it every day for the past 5 years

ep: holding the phone down and talking to his assistant, we're screwed, our ratings will plummet

is 'American Dad' (the cartoon) an 'alpha predator'?

if you've seen that movie set it seattle, from about 3 years or so ago, the kids turn out they can fly and have mind powers...... they talk about 'alpha predators'......... it turns out the cartoon 'American Dad' is actually an alpha predator

can you imagine how easily 'American Dad' could spot a weak gazelle on the african savannahs? say, oh, i don't know, ANY of the CSI spin-offs? they wouldn't have to change direction more than once or twice before easily sinking their prey and digesting it for a few days and licking their chops

i saw 'sleepy hollow' for the first time, it would be like a wilderbeast, a pack from 'american dad' would bring it down too, it might offer a little resistance, who can say?

even South Park.... South Park in the zeros (the previous decade) was like a roaming elephant, un-tameable, un-squashable..... but even a pack of hyena-like 'American Dad' comic writers could probably talk south park down on a good day too, who knows?

can you imagine the writers of American Dad if they actually bothered to turn up to an awards show? i mean if they couldn't just receive it via video link from their hotel suite in vegas? how far and distant they must feel when they amber past the writers of the CSI spin-offs? it must be like walking past the special ed department for them, maybe they feel charitable and want to throw them a friendly bone, pitying their ineptitude

it's definitely something to think about

Steven Colbert might just win that award for INFAMY

can you believe how French that guy's DNA is? he needs 10 minutes to decide between John Lithgow, Katie Couric and the Black Keyes to stick their finger up his arse..... any man with less than 10% French DNA wouldn't hesitate a second to have Kate Couric stick her finger up his arse......... that should be on every man's bucket list of ultimate things to have done in life............

completely French, but possibly not infamous

announcing Benji's award for INFAMY! prepare to turn away in shock

hi, obviously a lot of you are happy to see Jesus crucified everyday, not least the Catholics amongst you, but to see a cat crucified will disgust and repel you where to see a man crucified titillates your sense of perversion and injustice: you might just receive Benji's new award for INFAMY! so far there are no candidates, not even Hitler, as it's important not to hold grudges in life, nevertheless, if someone is sufficiently INFAMOUS, they WILL be awarded this award by the Benji on this here blog....

Controversially, Benji's award for INFAMY, as yet unawarded, features a crucified cat. Strangely, and perversely, Catholics the world over are happy to perversely gloat over the suffering of a man crucified, but to see a cat crucified will cause them discomfort at their own sense of violent morbidity.

formula 1 in texas, TMZ fails to fester and annoy them

you would think the formula 1 grand prix in Texas would be a perfect place for TMZ and papparrazo in general, enabled and empowered by TMZ, to pester and annoy some rich and famous types associated with the Formula 1 grand prix car racing..........but no, why do TMZ hate formula 1 so much? but not enough to pester and annoy them?

awards and weird pseudo"new age" stuff

first of all, we've developed a new award: "the crack pipe of hope award", which we're awarding to the soul(s) that dreamt up the CIA koala, Reggie, on American Dad. Print it out and hang it on high with pride and a humble sense of achievement, soul(s).

secondly, my bff new Yorker buddy Coll, informs me she attends AA meetings with Alec Baldwin and that he's a nice guy so I withdraw any negative comments about the guy. Just because alot of 30 rock fans are Englishmen doesn't make it euro trash national anthem. Criticism withdrawn.

moving on, the Egyptian God of wisdom, Thoth. Was he a living, breathing man in the time of ancient Atlantis during the flood? Did he have the pyramids and sphinx built in Cairo and did he have a vehicle of aerial flight utilizing some unknown to us, but common among Atlanteans, energy. Or even an energy gifted by space travellers from different solar systems? Did he bury it opposite the sphinx and great pyramid in Cairo? That's one for discovery channel or the Pentagon??? Standby for more on that.

is Thoth's flying machine in working order and is it buried exactly directly on the other side of the pyramid in photo relative to position of Sphinx?

benji interviews reginald the koala from american dad to find out what's wrong with Colbert and company and why they even exist

formerly homeless

Hi Reginald, welcome to my blog, let's get straight to business, no not gum leaves, the frenchman Colbert, has he won anything? ever; are he and his writers reincarnated bolsheviks in bodies with at least 70% french dna? how come the nazis didn't try gassing Colbert and his writers' ancestors instead of European Jewry and Gypsies?

Well for starters, as a formerly homeless person, let me say that the Gypsies are a much maligned group. To answer your other questions: No, yes and don't know.

Elaborate

Well I actually did some research on Colbert and his writers, without mentioning names, and it's an amazing co-incidence, but no less so than a homeless person like myself becoming a koala that works for the CIA on missions n' stuff; one of them once was in a swim meet with amputees from various wars, the person in question from Colbert's show had all four limbs, whereas his competitors had no limbs, neither arms nor legs, and all of them were called Bob.... anyway, the guy from the Colbert show came last......... and there was another member of the Colbert family, they were in a pie eating competition with a bunch of people in a hospital who just had their jaws wired up, against, placed last......... and Colbert....

Enough Reginald, i've heard enough...... what about the predominance of French DNA in the target audience and writers and Colbert?

That's an interesting point, alot of marketing experts mistakenly take his demographic as the college kids looking forward to unemployment in a work that no longer needs dissipate, alcoholic, white anglo supremacist whores, and under 35 year olds in general, however, scientific DNA research has shown that only people with at least 25% French DNA could even watch an entire episode of Colbert's french cheese extravaganza..... there was some confusion because until a recent breakthru in DNA tasting lead by the communist Chinese, it was understood alot of the audience's genes originated from England, but then it was realized they weren't any kind of germanic or celtic type of gene but actually there was a predominance of French genes from the Norman invasion by William the conqueror in 1066, and sundry franco-anglo wars.

So that explains why watching Colbert is like visiting France, and spending more than a week there and subsequently feeling bored and interested in paisley designs all at once?

Bingo.

Thanks Reginald, you were homeless before but now you're cute as a button.

failure

went dancing, drunk, sans WiFi... Fun times , drunk, first time in forever, hot blonde bitch in a hot military body hugging fatigues arse body hugging dress from shoulders to knees. Failed to grind. Wanted to. Failed.

not going big, but home, with TMZ

TMZ are lecturing about alec baldwin being pissed with some paparazzi.... the problem with alec baldwin isn't his anger with paparazzi or use of 'homophobic' language, but the fact that he is basically euro-trash and participates in euro-trash designed garbage like 30 rock which is just basically the euro-trash national anthem

who cares anyway? losers will lose........ the big question is what is acceptable in our modern societies and where are the boundaries? for example, let's argue, for arguments sake, that half of the men (in the loosest biologically acceptable definition of the term) working on TMZ are engaged in steady loving relationships with their stepmothers......... now let's say they want to start a family or have already started a family with their stepmothers........... now in today's world, that would be considered wrong.......... but it was only a few decades ago that gay men marrying and adopting or gay lesbian couples conceiving and raising children would have been considered wrong in america and is still considered somewhat wrong in russia, where sharia law and provisions for men to have four wives are not acceptable either...........

now i want you to imagine that in 2 or 3 generations hence, it will be perfectly normal for a man to start a family with his stepmother or a woman to do the same with her stepfather, and referring to this in a derogatory way would be considered bigoted language..............  in fact, so normal will it seem, that people unsure of themselves, and seeking an identity, may find themselves in a quandary and a crisis: am i gay? am i bi? should i slip the tongue to my stepmother or my stepfather?

as you can see, the future will be more tolerant, but more complicated too.......... and what of the guy on TMZ that does the funny voice-overs? what if he only likes doing it with gerbals? would he be permitted to step on the red carpet at the country music awards with his hamster or gerbal love interest? not in today's world.....  there would be an uproar! but just as today we realize it's homophobic to even use the word 'fag' (unless a gay person uses it, when of course it's okay because it's like an african person using the word 'nigger', they are just 'owning' it), just so, in the future, the only people to use the term gerbal-f*cker and hampster-sodomizer will be the hamster and gerbal lovers themselves, as they will just be 'owning' the once derogatory term............  perhaps one day our children will see the 'first gerbal' holding its mate's hand in its paw on inauguration day at 1600 pensylvania avenue

more intel on TMZ

you know the white guy host? that looks like a really rich kind of jew guy that drives a ferrari and wears a 30,000$ watch.... the kind of guy that would never mug you in a million years and might even stop to help you if your car broke down one night in topanga canyon? his name appears to be Harvey --- stay tuned for more info

does that star spangled banner still wave? o'er the land of the free?

i'm guessing it does..... now we have oakland and ny giants, end of the first quarter, in the tupperguddy..... and jacksonville are beating the titans 10-0, can you believe that?

last night after i made my paltry $200, i decided to have a third cigarette which was no good... i gave a girl $1 for it by ashfield rank around 2am in the morning, this morning, just over 8 hours ago..... hearing her story was disturbing and horrible........ she's 26, a maori new zealander that's only lived in australia, has 8 siblings, has a hot/cold relationship with her mother and seems very dependent on her, had a baby 10 months ago that was immediately taken away from her by the government and placed in foster care with her aunt/uncle (her mother's sister).... her mother encourages her to smoke pot but at the same time to use anti-psychotic meds and this has been the case for the past 13 years, and she gets drunk too......... she told me she'll see her baby for the first time in about a week, her own family got an AVO (apprehended violence order) against her one time as she visited her aunt's house where her baby stays without their permission.......... her story seems dark and depressing, that's why i ask if that star spangled banner still wave? o'er the land of the free?  even though i'm guessing it kind of does

i'm not naive either, when i was going to rape survivor 10-step meetings in nyc (note, i don't think i was ever raped, the meetings just somehow seemed relevant), one lady there was saying how some military friends of her family had raped her over an american flag.....

today show website vote gets 750 votes

Do you like a man with a beard?


765 votes
 
42%321 votesYes 58%444 votesNo

benji is 321st person to vote saying he likes a man with a beard on NBC Today shows website

that man is (with the beard), Rabbi Schlumvitzsteinermeiser).

beenji is approximately the 765th person to cast a vote on Today shows website. This indicates the website isn't garnering much attention. Couldn't we make a public spectacle of the interns/staff responsible for the low voter turnout?

they are asking because their anchors are growing facial hair (the men), to raise awareness of testicles.

it sounds complicated.

movie review: touched by evil (1997) featuring paula abdul

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120359/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

remember paula abdul? talented singer from the 90s..... i used to listen to her album, forever your girl, all the time when i was 16.... i just loved that album......actually i have a high school reunion this saturday, but i was only at that high school for a year and a bit.... i dropped myself out, all depressed and spent a few months just lying on my water bed depressed.... then i went to spain and spent 5 months there and learnt how to speak spanish..... i didn't like the kids i was sitting with at my school in spain, they were 19 years old, had repeated 3 times, total losers, and were always giving me a hard time.... there was nowhere else i could go to coz there were no other seats/tables in my classroom....... i flirted a little bit with some 16 year old girl in my class there (most of us were 16), silvia, or someone like that, her parents didn't live in madrid but some little village, so she stayed with her older brothers, whom i never met, in aluche.... we went back to her place a few times.......

that wasn't actually a film review of this movie, but it's not a bad movie anyone, actually i would say it's a good movie, made for tv style......... abdul was born in 1962, i think she was a dallas cowgirl cheerleader or something, she's 14 years older than me so i wouldn't marry her like ashton kutcher married demi moore all older than him and stuff, but i'd date her if i were single..... don't know if i'd even bother going to first base though coz 14 years older is considerable older

but in this movie she's only 35 so actually 2 years younger than the benji is now

anyway paula's character lets a good man go to waste in the end..... what a pity she couldn't have been more conservative

moving on, i've missed out on today's TMZ because of this walk down memory lane..... now we have 'judging amy'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209069/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

which was a series running 1999-2005 in hartford con etiquette........ this is where the yankee in mark twain's con ettiquette yankee in king arthur's court hails from -- -i don't recall how he travelled back in time or crossed the mighty atlantic, but the obnoxious blonde woman from so-called 'glee' is on this episode of 'judging amy' which features court-scenes about slutty high school students (this is partly why i was depressed as a 16 year old) --

october 9, 2011 saturday night live review; with Ben Stiller and Foster the people

http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/monkeys-as-critics/posts/recap-saturday-night-live-ben-stiller-and-foster-the-people

opening scene with mitt romney: excellent

ben stiller/jew food section; satisfactory

chanel commarcial [sic]: satisfactory

fox news section: satisfactory, benji also took time to read the 'corrections' by pausing/frame advance, again, satisfactory  (note: satisfactory does not equal stellar)

airplane commarcial:  25 years future dude, hitting on himself:  lincoln financial group - better than satisfactory, almost excellent..... so, great

recent cover of TIME magazine stirs controversy by featuring a picture of Chris Christie that looks suspiciously like an elephant

ben stiller in shoe store:  fashion battle...... satisfactory to better than satisfactory but not quite 'great' -- definitely funny though

future dude on airplane:  lincoln financial, funny

weekend update with seth myers:   (note: this section has never been funny in the benji's limited knowledge of the show, having seen max of 7 episodes or so) -- first joke: not funny;  chris christie joke: not funny, needed to make christie's fatness butt of joke, not palin; herman cain joke: not funny but true...... espn body issue jose reyes: not funny, not because i don't know much about sports but because this section isn't funny; madonna half time: not funny; 680 pound man in texas joke: not funny............. halloween joke: punchline: not funny, nearest to it though.... the dog is funny pooping and it's unlikely anything else will be so will just fast forward.... (next joke wasn't funny either food mart)

fast forward to stefan: he's interesting but unclear how he can laugh at his own joke --- extremely unprofessional, not even funny jokes and he's laughing at them! wha???? it was all stupid, now ben stiller is in the shot it might get funny.... let's see: nope.... this entire segment: weekend update, looks like a failure, i think a lot of people in the audience just laugh at that because they're failed losers, not because they even thought one single joke was funny because none of it was, not even the modern family fat kid joke (note: i would never watch one two second snippet of modern family because that is too far beneath me, but i still respect the al bundy character immensely

ben stiller introduces a song and it looks like it's all over

not bad results for SNL, best episode benji's ever seen

now fast forwarding to today 11th november, fox news was trying to talk up chris christie running for president again

marK:     this is DMX's masterpiece: Lord gimme a sign

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9mc0XcFAs

now i want you to imagine instead of dedicating this song to Jesus, he is actually dedicating it to Chris Christie and that instead of saying 'Lord' he is saying 'Fatso' and instead of saying 'Jesus', he's saying 'Christie'

my mother Marisol's friend, Maureen (right) says an American cotton company is poisoning her family's little town east of  Bourke in north-northwest NSW state in order to save money disposing waste, she says they're making the Aboriginal townspeople sick

now that idea is funnier than SNL's 'weekend update' cited above and on a par with SNL's other skits listed above which were of quite a good quality, seemingly higher than 'usual' (again, note, i wouldn't have watched more than 10 or so episodes of SNL in my entire life) -- but this one had the funniest things, they should go to the nearest dumpster and find the writers of this episode they probably fired years ago scrambling through trash - and immediately rehire them

colombus day joke: loose dirt for native americans: yes that's funny but possibly mean, just hung out with my mom's australian aboriginal friend and she's saying her little town near bourke in country nsw is being poisoned by an american cotton company causing illness among the aborigines, it's not cool for african americans to make fun of native american indians like that..... the rest is satisfactory, but evidences manic use of crystal meth and other drugs by the writers..... you can pretend reality doesn't exist, but it does....  this section isn't that funny or strong as you'd like to think, but it isn't totally lame either......... it's satisfactory, nothing to jack off about

next -- lincoln plane commarcial  yes that's funny

ben stiller, bruce springsteen:  see ben stiller is completely carrying this section which is funny: this one time we all got bandannas --- that's funny --- 10 from the canadian judge, 10 from the russians, 10 from the poles, the crowd gasps and waits to see if the romanians will score 10 too......... a perfect 10, wow

change the odds,  very slick --- this episode demonstrates a high level of mastery - tinyballs - bravo

ben stiller deserves a lick in the armpit (or both of them) for this show -- i would give it to him (i wouldn't enjoy it sexually though - but he probably would - not saying he's gay, i'm just a very sexy person)

movie review: 'the counsellor''

well in fact, i'm not actually going to watch this movie, but you never know, 10 years from now, i might find myself on a bus in some exotic place like fiji, and this movie might show on the bus, while crossing one side of the little island to another, and then, instead of watching plants and what not out the window, i might end up watching this movie instead............ if such should happen, at least the plot, storyline, performances, wardrobes, etc, won't be a surprise

because despite not even seeing a trailer for this movie, i know all about it from reading reviews..... the reviews weren't pretty but anyway, the reviewers are avowed anglo-supremacists, many of them straight out anglo-saxons, boorish, boring, white americans that no-one worth counting really even cares about......... they all seemed to say they didn't like the long protracted philosophizing the movie seemed to have.... the writer is apparently meant to be a big genius, he checks all the boxes of fashionable hitlerian chique these days in hollywood and america: white, anglo-saxon surname................

the movie features two fascist catholics from spain: javier bardem and penelope cruz, possibly both of them have one a piece of garbage called an oscar (ie., like in sesame street or something)......... in spain, the fascist catholics went to war with the communist catholics immediately prior to world war ii...... ever since then, it has been important within spain for the fascists (based in madrid) to win out over the ex-communist catholics (based in barcelona) by doing their utmost to deprive the catalans access to the media / national dialog.......... this is done in order to block off the catalans and we see the same tactic utilized in australia by the english to maintain control over the media and politics......... this is a very old situation in spain, much older than the civil war and the catalans are used to this enmity with the madrid/castillians and have even taken the measure of planning a ballot to sucede from the rest of spain under the auspices of the european union...... 'hollywood' has never been interested in finding talent in russia or barcelona: EVER

hollywood is a joke.... aparently the israeli jew (always an ashkenazi one) the jews in america are very picky about that, natalie portman is married to javier bardem, a catholic fascist, this is kind of like breeding a monkey with a panda......... only a nietzsche-ean laughing stock man can ensue, but unfortunately, it's the only way forward.............. said israeli jew is actually now appearing in a movie about 'THOR' (a norwegian God) - you can wince now, it's okay, with an anglo-australian white anglo-saxon supremacist, who, like all of his ilk, blunders tragically and, well, boringly, spending an entire lifetime pretending not to have genes and not to be english, genetically.................

and those are the kind of utter LOSERS hollywood coughs up at you: dummie anglo-saxons that pretend and even believe they aren't English, ashkenazi jewish princesses, and catholic fascists....... hollywood utterly does not want a full-blooded russian on the screen at any cost........ or a Spaniard from Barcelona either......

but then again, Fox news, MSNBC, HBO, et al, doesn't want a nigger with his own tv show when they could have some dopey white supremacist like Bill O'Reilly lead a show, so that's just the loser world we live in.........

i absolutely wouldn't watch this garbage if you paid me too, and cameron diaz i suspect engaged in prostitution a very long time ago to get her career kick-started, what's sad  is you wouldn't even know how that's working out for her because she lives in an unapproachable bubble, like an impoverished nepalese princess that only shows her face once a year and then is ushered away from the public's eyes by its handlers until the next year

God Bless

TMZ, TMZ.....TMZ

1) fatboy, yes, you with the black shirt on and little mini-goatee and slicked back hair, economics 101:

paris hilton made some CHUMP CHANGE making her slutty sex tapes...... but damaged the family business name SOMEWHAT which could have ended up losing them ALL KINDS OF MONEY.......... grandpa wasn't pleased, he cut her out of his WILL somewhat..... HE'S the rich one, she's a plaything for dummies like you with 3 second long attention spans

Hilton's inheritance seized by fed up grandfather (Paris disinherited)
"He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, author of House Of Hilton. "He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

see fatboy? "Sullied"... grandpa was upset.... Paris piggy backs on the family name to minor stardom but damages the family business........... the Hilton name has been "SULLIED" by Paris, that's what grandpa is saying fatboy.... can you read??????? should i write it down for you in Kanji or something? you don't understand engrish?????

and now a quote by Jesus Christ:  "man does not live on bread alone"........... translation: money isn't everything, and even if it were, Paris' "money-making moves" - according to fatboy, were actually big liabilities in the big pictures, so there fatboy, THERE! go give gayboy a hug immediately


2) you want to watch porn? you want to see how to make porn AND money.... watch Trey Parker's "Orgasmo"..... then go get a hat with the dildo thing on top like his super-hero sidekick has in the movie, put one on and make a movie, upload it to www.youporn.com and i will GIVE YOU $10! YES! i will actually post it out to your dumb arse and you'll make $10 --- it will be american cash so you can immediately buy burritos with it, and guess what? i'll TAKE YOUR WORD that you complied, just let me know when, coz i don't want to watch your wretched doodles on youporn.......

3) gayboy: keep up the good work and avoid frumpy clothing, don't squeeze fatboy's butt if he gives you a hug, you'll gross him out

that is all for now

AMEN


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praise for TMZ!

caught last 5 mins of TMZ, well done TMZ! for reading hate mail directed to you and about you.... keep this up and you will see as many rewards as your line of activity permits you, this is definitely the way forward if you aren't going to cease the line of business you are currently engaged in.......... continue reading hate mail about you DAILY! even just one or two letters at the end of every show, so you can remember about much repugnation you stir in the hearts of the fatty people

it kind of reminds one of the self-confessions communists in china were encouraged to perform during the cultural revolution when doctors were sent into the farmlands to become farmers and learn about class struggle.............

"i don't see anything here that i like, burn it to the ground Err so that other might not enjoy it either," Ignignokt (the big green Mooninite)

play with the Mooninite random quote generator here:

http://www.live-evil.com/moonquotes.html

now there's something i wouldn't normally remember

it's quite obscure, but we don't mind making the observation, not being in any hurry as eternity is taking place and will continue to do so forever, regardless of our state of mind..... it's funny, because recently, as is my wont occasional to read about metaphysical things, we were reading, my subconscious mind and i, about how it is in the afterlife where a kind of 'film-viewing' occurs where the soul re-checks its entire lifetime.... in a kind of, outside of time-space thinking kind of way......... anyway, i was just re-reading about mark twain, a writer i was fond of as a kid, when they described his trip to utah, then i recalled that during a phase where my now deceased sister was living in a beachside area here in sydney, with her boyfriend, both in their early 20s, he was a likeable guy, he always had the best technology apple macintosh of those days, about late 1980s.... it was about this time i first started noticing the simpsons, too.........anyway, one game on his macintosh was 'goldrush', about settlers that cross various perilous plains to get to california, in the 19th century when there was no railroad......... this only came to mind because it was my only reference point when reading about twain's experience in said era......... he seems to have had an interesting life, samual langhorn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore%27s_law

nowadays, according to moore's law of electronic chip evolution, as outlined by bill gates in his book, 'the road ahead', computers have come along way, now in 'grand theft auto 5', you can torture an arab..... funny how arabs don't complain about this, but probably find it cute, good old arabs

https://www.google.com/search?q=grand+theft+auto+torture+scene&rlz=1C2DVCH_enTH424&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=5VZ6Up-aBsaUiQfkuoDYAw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=663

interestingly, Twain was friends with the great Croat, Nicolas Tesla:

Twain was fascinated with science and scientific inquiry. He developed a close and lasting friendship with Nikola Tesla, and the two spent much time together in Tesla's laboratory.

Twain patented three inventions, including an "Improvement in Adjustable and Detachable Straps for Garments" (to replace suspenders) and a history trivia game.^[33] Most commercially successful was a self-pasting scrapbook; a dried adhesive on the pages only needed to be moistened before use.

His book A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court features a time traveler from the contemporary US, using his knowledge of science to introduce modern technology to Arthurian England. This type of storyline would later become a common feature of a science fiction sub-genre, alternate history.

In 1909, Thomas Edison visited Twain at his home in Redding, Connecticut and filmed him. Part of the footage was used in The Prince and the Pauper(1909), a two-reel short film.

who knew?

where was the English language 600 years ago? nowhere!

From 1377 onwards the king's falconry birds were kept in the King's Mews at Charing Cross. The name remained when it became the royal stables starting in 1537 during the reign of King Henry VIII.[1] It was demolished in the early 19th century and Trafalgar Square was built on the site. The present Royal Mews was then built in the grounds of Buckingham Palace. The stables of St James's Palace, which occupied the site where Lancaster House was later built, were also referred to as the "Royal Mews" on occasion, including on John Rocque's 1740s map of London.

that was from Wikipedia... Of course we know England has a history over 1000 years old, but how is it I can walk into a museum in Spain and easily read texts written in Spanish 600 years ago but noone can read any English texts before the so called English renaissance of literature around the time of the mighty Shakespeare? Try reading like the only book available before this "renaissance", the Canterbury tales by Chaucer. You can't even read it, it's not even real English, just garble.

How can the so-called western "universities" be so indescribably lame and without answers to this important mystery: how did the English language come about?

lady gaga scores a hit!

http://youtu.be/A3jzMyYgPQs
bravo Lady!

Steven fancy french cheese finally makes with the funny

Steven Colbert finally delivers with the funny, he probably learned something valuable reading my blog... Also , everything he tweets is true on his new fox news tweet... Except about Megan Kelly, here he seems to betray a kind of schoolyard crush a-la Tom sawyer and Becky whoever.... Couched in playful spite. However, all too often, and tragically, these kinds of innocent and harmless crushes go from playful schoolyard bouts of hair pulling and water pistol spraying to dangerous bouts of waterboarding, sado-masochistic torture chambers repleat with handcuffs, long bouts of starvation and even torture with a blowtorch. Right?

the failed 'nation-state' of SNL

the local u.s. appointed anglo-supremacists failed to play the latest SNL as advertised, which turned out to be a real blessing, catching 10 minutes about it on TMZ, it turns out they are very, very sad, failed people, kind of like Pakistanis, i might bother saying a prayer for them for about 10 seconds..... or maybe not

it seems they were trying to invent a polemic based on the blacky is victim, whitey is oppressor paradigm, that old chestnut, which of course is only used these days in america to continue enslaving Mexicans, depriving them of 'rights', which, under Obama, are undesirable anyway (like subsidizing other people's health-care needs).... the Constitution is strong enough.........

what's really sad about SNL is that in many airports around America, and even some Police Forces, we have notable cases of Mexicans, arriving in America legally or illegally, but with no right to work there at all, many of these practical Mexicans, with no care about the homosexual foibles of blacky and whitey amongst the 'spoilt' classes (include any american that has studied anything at University with the name 'Arts' in it and no component of science - e.g., political arts/sciences, etc).... many of these Mexicans work as U.S. citizens, paying taxes, policing, checking your balls at the airports, and they aren't even U.S. residents! they are in America 'illegally' as it were.................. needless to say, none of these intrepid Souls turns up at the doors of SNL to work there, this is because SNL is sad and lame........ and incapable of anything resembling strength......... i guess that's what people mean by the word "losers", i wouldn't know much about it...........

if SNL were capable of humor, they would run a skit on some comedians there being illegal Mexican laborers.... but SNL are not capable of humor, they are catering to a market of lost Souls and a score (twenty) of New Zealanders in New Zealand that catch their shows half a year later and sleep through them blearily

but to give you an idea, i will include a picture of a big lame person or two, and you can imagine that is how pathetic and lame SNL is if that helps, hopefully the Moonites will end SNL once and for all with their quad laser and put them out of their misery, or SNL could fly to Holland to get euthenized.... clearly they are dying a long and slowly painful, pitiful death..... to be truthful, i have never belly-laughed once to SNL, ever, they are extremely lame, they can probably procure guns easily to suicide with, i'm told that's an easy and quick way to end it all, i don't recommend it to them AT ALL! DO NOT SUICIDE SNL People! yes you are lame and pathetic, but SUICIDE IS NEVER AN ANSWER!...... neither is euthanasia, you don't want to be a nazi sympathizer, right? they were euthenizing the sick and crippled (like SNL) since they got into power, you can watch a documentary about it

TMZ if they think being lame is going to help them, they are also wrong..... i only tune in once every 2 or 3 months on average and if I see them acting lame it's just a reason to tack another month on their parole, TMZ are failed in every respect, it's just sad that they hate mexicans so much and want to enslave them and deprive them of rights, except for the right to Obamacare which i think is a right they will happily avoid in America......

example of two extremely lame people:

if only

sigh, if only it were possible to watch twain's "con etiquette Yankee in king Arthurs court" in movie length version, featuring the Moonites from aqua teen hunger force... Now you know Nietzsche was right when he said, "God is dead."

Houston Texans competing with Jacksonville jaguars to see who can lose more games

their head coach gets "dizzy" and needs to be rushed off to hospital, possibly as he was in shock that they were winning. Clearly someone needs to buy that guy some mascara.