calling a spade a spade

ok gma and today show

today show was so hopelessly pathetic, talking about hollywood creams from 'britain'......... maybe everyone just thinks the today show people are retarded and thinks of their tv show as charity to give a chance for retards to work........ that must be what is happening with the today show.... sadly however, the truth is that the audience is probably as equally retarded as the makers, well probably a little less, but sadly, not that much less

with gma, fatboy dumbo yesterday did the dubious honors with their england grovelling....... today they were mumbling something about someone said something wrong, missed what he said but probably it isn't half as bad as these hopeless racist 'politically correct' fascists of GMA..... why don't they employ a native american indian if they're so anti-racist?

now gma is talking about some nobody actor no-one has even heard of............ that's pathetic...... gma are pitiful....... you could go to some backward arse place in africa where everyone is starving and find more culture and intelligence............ gma are pathetic

i'm flicking back to today show, it's on commercials, but it's kind of awkward, nominally they are saying they aren't mentally retarded and the audience isn't either........ that's what makes it awkward......... they have that boyz to men song on i like, but no-one even sings on these performances, it's all just miming...... everyone hates miming......... anyway nbc today show are incredibly pathetic........

(insert wavey effect/harp music)

i can see myself on the spanish main, off the coast of jamaica, the year in 1551, i am telling some scurvy bastards to run the plank over the starboard side, i will have nbc today show hosts and gma hosts and especially the idiot, dumber than the dumbest dead log you ever saw, mega dumbos dummies (the producers) all walk the plank, just like a yosemite sam cartoon.... sharks will eat them and i'll piss on the remaining floating body parts, amen.........you saw it here first

now today show is talking about movie trailers, at least that's watchable..... the money people there think all the fat housewives are gonna wanna buy their stupid creams and look at dopey old beyonce but it's questionable.......... they probably don't respect their audience enough to try harder, also alot of the producers have probably been addicted to anti-depressants for so long now they're doing the best they can not to suicide, honestly, haven't u seen better shit come out of kazakstan?  u know what i might go watch at the cinema, of all the trash coming out? fast and furious 6............... thought about watching the superman movie but russell crowe's in it anyway and he's a anglo-german fascist white supremacist so fuck that movie

now gma is with the hot bitches in short shorts..... the likeability levels just went way up higher......... they ruined it though by putting the dumbos on the stage oops .... wow greek dumbo is really short, guess they've been sticking phone books under his arse all these years.... to hell with pit bull - tell him to go back to monaco

ok today show is back with the estrogen fest....i don't know how the white guy can stand it....... he'll end up growing a vagina if he spends too much time with the ladies talking about all that shit, he needs to backhand one of them immediately and tell her to go fix him a turkey sandwich.... he hasn't done it yet, he'll probably end up drinking heavily as a result of not doing so, and these women will walk away thinking it was all civil and nice but could end up contracting breast cancer as a result - that's horrible

gma incapable of deep penetration despite feeling psyched

they're gonna come with matthew perry from 'friends' in a moment --- apparently he had some 'big issues' during the 'friends' year, what might they have been:

1) had 2 dicks

oh wait, he just said it, he was a drunk and had an opiates problem........ don't all americans have those problems due to only liking the english race outside of their own race? the english are also chronic alcholics......... this is a lame and stupid story......... i assume my blog, 200 years from now, will be more famous than matthew perry

now they're invoking perry and 'ellen' -- this is clearly the sign of a born loser... and then the desperate invocation of the lost: jennifer anniston -- poor little lost souls -- how sad

switched over to o'brien and it was perfect timing because after the break conan says, 'ok everybody, that is our show, goodnite' -- that is PERFECT o'brien viewing and how he was meant to be enjoyed -- good riddance........

the today show is on now, they have a heavily worn track record, like most of their compatriots, of loving england and hating the rest of the world.... what will the pathetic dribblers (slobber dribble, not ball dribble) come with? tough mudder.........  why not just start jacking off over the queen of england, that's probably what these poor little waspy bastards are dying to do.........  call me grumpy or jaded.... think i'll go outside and pick up a half smoked cigarrette butt, watch the mudder and go to sleepy poops land

pondering the stupidity that is GMA

good mourning america is mourning their complete lack of intelligence again..... it's incredibly sad to see them with stories like 'bieber and nfl star speeding in their neighborhood'........... then they talk about cancer.... but they are cancer

what's amazing though, is you take law enforcement where people again, are supposed to be well educated with good degrees from harvard, like they supposedly have at GMA despite acting like 5th graders the whole time, take law enforcement, u.s. intelligence everywhere, these people are so stupid, if some non u.s. citizen like me says, 'good morning america is stupid, it's for idiots,' these morons take this as a terrorist threat anti-american-ism.......... but if a u.s. citizen says it, it's just free speech............

so should we all be forced to say we like GMA the way the commies in china are supposed to pay lip service to marx and mao zedong?

good mourning america are pathetic.....americans in general are sad and pathetic, benji will pray for them all, maybe, if he feels like it.... pitying the fools, so sad to see, such pathetic losers

let's name the cast as follows:

dumb blonde airhead dumbo

fatboy dumbo

greek dumbo

black dumbo

gay dumbo


can u imagine what these braindead dummies do when they're finished work? i'm guessing watch harry potter movies over and over again and try to figure out how the brooms fly

well if i were getting paid whatever these arses are getting paid to talk about 'kelly osbourne' maybe i'd be grinning like i'm proud of eating my own shit the way these jerks grin so go figure - wouldn't want to represent such stupidity though, who needs all that money anyway? - it's not like u could have a real sense of self-esteem either like that is it? just plastic...... i wouldn't pretend i respect these dudes either

now conan is on with some aussie american guy --- his nickname is party train --- there's no telling when this was shot becoz yesterday conan was on with a repeat from months ago.......... it's been on for 2 or 3 minutes now and definitely better than GMA but so is imitating fear factor episodes at home...... his name is josh he has some dumb show on tv that's beneath benji's intelligence.......... now there's a commercial break, even if there's an advert for tampons that's gonna be better than conan's usual garbage........ oh sorry faggots, 'trash', wouldn't want to offend ur faggot sensibilities over there, faggots............ what will the homosexual o'brien come with next? apart from andy?......... commercials are still on, waiting, waiting, waiting.......... ok poofterboy o'brien is back on.... some dumb slut with a record called 'no fairy tale'.... i hope she swallows her tongue on stage and chokes to death, that'd at least be entertaining.......... she has no original style....... she looks hot though, at least that's something....... she's definitely a hot bitch but their music is completely unoriginal....... she should have little light bulbs that go off in series up her stockings, maybe pink ones... that'd be a winner.......... she looks like the dumb bitch tina fey but with a guitar......... the guitarist is bald..... the keyboard player his a frilly collar on her shirt.....

now the pathetic losers of today show are on.... more 4th grade level education.... the blonde bimbo from the charlie sheen winning song is bobbing her head around some more doing her creepy tv smile..... some dumb story about how stupid old fat people figure out what to stick their wrinkly dicks into after divorcing..... nbc today show is pathetic, i don't think these losers have won anything in their entire lives......... i could organize a spelling bee against an autistic deaf-mute and these losers from the 'today' show would still lose that too......... it makes me sick just seeing them........... gonna turn off the tv and go to sleep... the actors from silver spoons look like real douchebags too...... why don't they go pick up some trash or do something useful? or go sign up for a war and get their legs blown off for something worthwhile or something......... scum of the earth

now joyce meyer is on, some christian evangelist.... despite all these american christians and christians in general being hopelessly confused about some basic facts... even this lady is gonna be more interesting than aforementioned braindeads.... what would be really cool now, while joyce meyer talks, is if some tag team wrestlers run down the aisles and start bundy-splatting her and putting her in a choke hold, that would be a perfect manifestation of 'rock-n-roll wrestling' which is normally just a waste of time and the province of idiots, amen.

of little potatos and syria.

in the little potato dept. we have the local media here, who prefer to use the word dean when referring to teen, report the arrest of a moslem man from my local area here, auburn, for 'uttering a threat against a commonwealth officer'

however, some months ago, one of the more publicized and listened to right of centre political commentators/radio djs, some kind of little potato english redneck rush limbaugh, alan jones is his name, makes a public death-threat against the prime minister and gets away with it, he said, and i quote, that she should be dropped from a chaff bag from an airplane, or something to that effect, in a word: death-threat

if i were to say that, being a spaniard, it would be a death-threat, but if an english redneck says it, it's just some harmless gas-bagging against the welsh, as the prime minister is welsh, and the welsh are an inferior race to the english, as are all other races, everyone knows that, don't they? hello? is there an echo in here?

so the english redneck media here, who lack critical thinking skills, and cannot even speak english properly anyway, preferring to say dean over teen, and do not even perceive themselves as having biases (i know, i talk to them in my taxi), couldn't even really present the facts in any coherent way to a real critical thinker (like benji), that made it seem like anything much more than an act of solidarity with the mother superior motherland england becoz of the bloody street murder they had there (one of many mind you as young englishmen routinely carry knives around and stab others even if they don't like the shoes they're wearing) by a nigerian against a soldier (of english ethnicity too, note that, because if he were a fijian man, the hurt wouldn't have been so grave to the poor old english)........ why doesn't anyone call any moslem killer 'mentally ill'? amongst the christians, the minute someone comes out and commits bloody murder, a basic human instinct, at the end of the day, you never hear anyone say anything but: he was mentally ill or he should be locked up for life and let him go to hell, or give him the electric chair in america)..... but if it's a moslem it's immediately: islamic fundamentalism, islamic terror, islamic zealot, it's never 'mentally ill'...... clearly this shows that christians and agnostics do not have any real strength of conviction in their 'religious' beliefs and perceive moslems of having that strength of conviction so that they perceive every crime a moslem commits against a christian as an act of deep religious conviction, not the act of a misguided ruffian scumbag as is often the case - go figure


moving on..... syria, some idiot international journalists - from the big news agencies, amazingly seem to misunderstand history and seem to think that russian and american concern and meetings between russian and american diplomats have a direct influence on the actions on the ground.......... look, in case you are a complete idiot (and let's face it, you probably are), let's spell it out for you nice and clear: c-i-v-i-l w-a-r.............. do u remember reading that word at university or high school sometime? or were u busy worrying if your dick would work out for you over the long run and even into old age?  that's what's going on in syria right now (the former, idiot) --- it's a civil war! but to these reuters people, they seem to think the warriors on the ground are reading their reports about the men on the moon, john kerry and sergei lavrov sipping tea in some dopey hotel somewhere and shooting missiles in accordance with whether it's good tea or not and weather lavrov enjoys the weather or not, clearly, the journalists are morons who have been brainswashed by the 'critical thinking' left wing lesbians in some university somewhere


civil wars are bloody affairs......... it's a direct consequence in some respects of the iraq invasion, and who are the big winners? the israelis! now they don't have to worry about anyone like hezbollah attacking them because hezbollah is busy helping assad's forces kill syrians

you know how girlie/wishy washy the americans are right? they need their exact frappucino (cannot just be a mocchacino) and to sing along to their girlie wilson phillips songs, even if they nominally have testicles.... this is meaning one second it's: 'slam dunk case' for WMDs in iraq, next second it's 'oh those were the two dumbest words i ever spoke'.............. one second it's: 'invade iraq', next second they are beating themselves up as the bodies come back in coffins and screaming at the heavens: 'why, why did we do this? why? oh no! we regret it, we regret it!' -- okay, those 2 seconds were about 5 years apart, but you get the drift

and the russians wouldn't care much about syria apart from 'international prestige' - the russians seem to care alot about 'international prestige' and being respected, okay russia, you have a great big pair of testicles and we all respect and fear you, are you happy now?

will we see the unlikely combination of french and english incursions into syria? at this point, anyone could go in there......... it's just another civil war anyway, history is full of them: there was one in the usa, one in spain....... even some english irish rednecks had a little anti-queen-victoria squirmish in australia in the 19th century and called it the eureka stockade.........

the bottom line is no-one really gives  a crap about what happens in syria, the americans won't even show the realities on the tv but they can probably imagine what's going on there if they want to.......... even saudi arabia, at this point, could start flying sorties and dropping bombs, what do these saudis spend all that money on weapons for anyway? what do any of these arab nations spend money on weapons for? just to invade israel every 30 years or so? no-one should hold their breath waiting for obama to do anything, i guarantee you could mosey into the white house kitchen, take all their food, go and slap michelle on the arse a few times and dance the lambada with her and obama wouldn't work up a sweat, he'd just be snoring in his chair saying 'i can whip you at basketball o'reilly' in his sleep.........that's obama for you, then he'd go on to dreaming about his next experience with the sufferer of medical condition: idiot deadbeat-itis, dave letterman

hugs

the big potatos

http://news.yahoo.com/berlin-tells-eu-opposes-solar-anti-dumping-action-110915654.html;_ylt=AjFVGlWZ5Hd8q.YfZ.LEaYDNt.d_;_ylu=X3oDMTVxaHFndGQxBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDQXJ0aWNsZSBNaXhlZCBMaXN0IE5ld3MgZm9yIFlvdSB3aXRoIE1vcmUgTGluawRwa2cDNGYxMmRiODUtOWE1YS0zYjYzLWE0MjEtMGMwODc3MGJiZDkwBHBvcwMxBHNlYwNuZXdzX2Zvcl95b3UEdmVyAzk4MGZmY2EyLWM3MjgtMTFlMi1iZmRmLTA3ZTFlZjEyNmZjMg--;_ylg=X3oDMTE5ZTBmMWlsBGxhbmcDZW4tVVMEdGVzdANUZXN0X01vdXNlVHJhY2tpbmdfTmV3c1VT;_ylv=3

here's a very interesting story, according to it, china, in the previous few years alone, has produced solar power panels: more than the entire world needs.... how it is this old race decided to do that is unclear, but it is another example of china's morality and sacrifices to the rest of the world, for which she again goes thankless...... now is the time for the entire world to stock up on solar panels from china........of course, the idiot humanity will most likely overlook this opportunity and go on burning coal, as does china........ of course, solar panels' efficacy in china is probably not so good considering the noticeable smog

now the EU is looking to place a short term and then possibly long term tariff of approx. 40% on these chinese imports which are 'dumped' (sold in the market at below cost - again, this is chinese morality and a gift from china)......... however, someone in the EU complains, who complains? a german of course

germany has crossed the line........ and this incident is not what crosses the line, but germany now, in the benji's estimation, has crossed the line........... how is germany crossing the line? she is using her key position in the EU in a way that is unethical.......... she says: look what happened to you bastards when you couldn't act the way we liked: world war i, world war ii, we killed 6 million jews too, not that you cared about that, and then the big bad russians made half of you her bitch.........so now you know: never fuck with germany or you will be seriously fucked.......... that is what germany is saying, this is germany's position

but germany is being mercenary, she makes a profit from greek loan repayments, her businesses get credit at the lowest prices while the businesses in spain must pay ridiculously high prices......... of course, with spain, germany's world war brujajas were neither here nor there, as spain kept her own affairs apart from europe, except for the nazi involvement in supporting the facists of spain in the civil war there........

anyway, germany is being a dirty little piggy bastard and they will end up paying for it, you will see, they need to back off and start redistributing some fairer conditions for other nations like greece: try paying them the war indemnities they're asking for and spain: try fixing the credit funding situation that puts germany on top of the pile......it seems for every loser in europe outside of germany, there is another little german pig laughing all the way to the bank in germany......... let them wear t-shirts that say: 'proud to be a little german pig prick sheibe munching cunthead' and let them bully some little nation like bangladesh into making the shirts just the way they like them, but don't let china be bullied by these stupid european mugs!

china should by no means fear the EU, and by all means engage them in a trade war if that's what they ask for and let them bleed wealth

letter from people of england to the world's moslems

ok, so 'trek star' the tv show came on after charlie wilson, however, it is unwatchable garbage made for people who feel awkward talking to people of the opposite sex and always has been and always will be: complete crap, unwatchable trash (completely unwatchable)

now the news from spain is on

here's a letter from england to the world's moslems:

dear moslem dudes,

we, the people of england, realize that you are not all complete naughty murderous little bastards and that it is in fact just a few bad apples amongst the considerable lot of you, giving you all a bad name.... we, the people of england, realize that we are not all little replicas of jesus (the jesus, not any old jesus from mexico), and that we have done a few rotten turns to a race here or there like in kenya or australia or wherever, however, on the whole, we're not a bad lot and we prize civility to the extent that we do not like civilians or even soldiers being attacked in public places where civil peace should reign...........

we don't mean to sound racist, but when is the last time you saw one of us migrate to nigeria, blow someone up there the way osama ben laden killed kenyans in kenya, and then piss and moan about the war in afghanistan which is not even connected to nigeria in any way.... you'd be saying we were taking the mickey right? if we did that?

therefore, we are duty bound to ask you to please stop blowing people up in our land, and next time you think about bludgeoning one of our soldiers to death in the street here, please just don't, just don't do it.

ta for now,
toodaloo,
people of england.

movie review: charlie wilson's war

ok only caught the tail end and charlie wilson hasn't said, 'i've got that congressman's pecker in my pocket' not even once!

and all the taliban have cleaner clothes than the people walking down sunset boulevarde....

the anti-victorian reactionary julia roberts and chronic shit eating cock whore tom hanks lead the action

still waiting for wilson to say, 'i've got that congressman's pecker in my pocket' but instead they're giving him a round of applause and a medal and there's some classical music in the background that is meant to be equally gay and lame so as to be politically correct

fade to black ending credits with unnecessary bad words (like the f*&k word)
loor
next time don't make the taliban look like they just washed their clothes in a hollywood laundromat and smear some mud on their faces, actually, tell the extras not to have a shower or wash their hair for a week before shooting and tell the scriptwriters to have wilson say, 'i've got all those goddam congressmen's peckers in my pocket!' and then have him throw a glass, oh sorry, a 'decanter' on the floor explosively

even benji knows that

keen to see some spain in the jew-lie! (july)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A

oh yeah got2 remember saturday 15th june too  You are invited to attend an exclusive performance by The Actor's Pulse Advanced Class


Date: Friday 14th and Saturday 15th June 2013
Time: 7pm - 8:30pm (Doors open at 6:30pm)
Location: The Actors Pulse Studios, 103 Regent St, Redfern, Sydney, NSW 2016

latest airbnb guest

is an indian guy, vikrant, seems very likeable, he was in the mood for socializing today and offered me some alcohol -- walked in the door after my quarter year $5 gambling thing, where finally i won a free light beer + $2.50 thnx to gambling, offering me some of his food and vodka, so drank a little and then broke out my bailey's irish liqueur and my own vodka and vikrant suggested that with 'shiva' the indian god, all sinful drug/alcohol consumption can be written off, decided to drink a few little cups, which is a rarity these days for the benji...... wifey's in bulgaria with alex and a little alcohol never hurt anyone........... this picture above is my buddy arturo, he's mexican but a u.s. lawful permanent resident... he's very sought after in his area of expertise: computer programmer in some certain languages and makes very good money - much more than me..... he's from guadalajara -- he had two kids with his mate from new zealand who is half european half maori (native new zealander) so that his two kids are half mexican, quarter european, quarter maori........ but his rocky relationship with his mate doesn't seemed destined to 'make it' - whatever that is............. the two of us have barely spent any time together, as he never wanted to stay in sydney but went to brisbane and later melbourne........ his being mexican is no better qualification to be my friend than if he were an englishman by blood...... i just happen to like him, despite what strikes me as his inconsistencies, foibles and peculiarities

that's sexy

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resurrecting an old blog story

ludwig VAN beethoven

 

 

Friday, April 29, 2011

adventures of beethoven and mozart in cambodia

the two walk out to a red van and jump in it - mozart drives - the roof is covered in armory: rockets for RPG rocket propelled grenades

mozart flicks on the tv in the van which is tuned to bloomberg channel as the two pull off...

'look man, today's activity - it's gonna cost thousands of dollars in rocket grenades alone, and just wait until you see the targets, they won't be cheap either...

but guess what? courtney, my new finance person, is right on top of it... she's killed it beethoven.... she invested in futures and made a killing...'

'futures?' asked beethoven...                             

RPG weapons similar to those found on Mozart's red van

'yeah man, watch that strip at the bottom of the screen... it's telling you a speculated price of corn and wheat 8, 9 and 10 years from today,' responded mozart...

'but how can anyone know how much corn could cost 10 years from today?' asked beethoven...

'well no-one knows for sure, but you can factor in different denominators like likely supply, likely demand, likely change in policies like in brazil they make all their petrols with biofuels......... and then there's the weather.... we study la nina rainfall patterns and make educated guesses....'

'but what's the point?' asked beethoven

'well it's important that the farmers can be guaranteed a good price for their hard work beethoven, by speculating on futures the farmers can invest in a form of insurance for their own product in the event that prices for what they sow aren't up to scratch with what they thought they would be when they planted...'

'wow,' said beethoven....

'yeah wow,' responded mozart

'but isn't it all a form of corrupt gambling?'

'i'd have to say no,' answered mozart... 'you see, speculation provides the money for all kinds of business ventures to get off the ground... only a free market system can give research and development and entrepreneurs the support they need...'

'if that's true then why is a centrally planned, authoritarian society like china poised to become the world's biggest economy?' asked beethoven...

'man, we're here, you sure ask a lot of questions.... check out the view!' said mozart expansively...

beethoven saw a hillside covered in grazing cows... maybe mozart wanted to buy some shares in the farm there and move on to some other area to shoot his grenades.... 'are we gonna run up and down the hills and pat some of the cows?' asked beethoven jokingly....

'no buddy, we're gonna roll up and down the hills and shoot ALL of the cows, with our RPGs!'


[and now, over 2 years later, a continuation of this story:]

'but why should we kill some innocent old cows with RPGs Herr Mozart?' asked Beethoven.

'because,' said Mozart, firing off his first missile, 'these aren't ordinary cows, these are killer vampire cows, watch and you'll see...' Mozart's first shot raced up a hill and flew clear over the heads of a number of cows parked on top of the hill.... a few moments later an explosion was heard

bloomberg channel with ticker tape

'dammit, i missed....' observed mozart with consternation.... 'cow cam, give me a lock on the nearest cud munching sonova bitch....' the camera in the van switched from bloomberg channel to show a close up of one of the cud-munching brown bovines who looked non-plussed.... a dainty yet weighty bell jangled from its neck....  'it seems the rockets' heat-seeking capabilities are unable to lock-in to the cud-munching bastardettes due to their relatively low body-heat signature.... looks like we're gonna have to manually aim and fire down to the last bow-vine.....' mozart sighed, this would take longer than he'd thought.... 'here beethoven, why don't you bring yourself up to speed on some 20th century history?' and so saying, he flipped open an i-pad to beethoven opened to a wikipedia page on the holocaust..... he went on to study his systems a little more, manually pointing the rocket launcher on the roof of the van towards the bovine on cow-cam

'wow, ain't that some shit?' said beethoven after reading for a minute or so

'big time,' responded mozart who understood beethoven was referring to the german mass-genocide of the jews..... 'goddam germans... i've got a lock beethoven, watch this...'

a missile flew off and raced up the hill, one bovine seemed to be hit directly however when the explosion went off it seems the entire group of a half dozen or so were destroyed, on top of that, some cows standing 20 yards away or so appeared to be grievously injured, one was struggling on three legs, about to fall over when its stomachs seemed to gush out of a gaping wound in its underbelly....

'bingo! consigned to purgatory you dirty cud-munching bastards, may they fester there indefinitely!' mozart ejaculated with venom.... beethoven was taken aback at his vitriol and vinegar....

'what have you got against cows?' asked beethoven

'these aren't normal cows beethoven, they're vampire killer cows...'

'you mean like they have foot and mouth disease or something like that?'

'maybe,' responded mozart and played with cow cam some more

'that's bullshit,' said beethoven after a moment

'what you don't believe me?' asked mozart

'no, i mean you're about to drive into a mound of bullshit,' said beethoven and reached over to turn the steering wheel to avoid a considerable pile of bullshit

mozart grabbed the wheel after the bullshit and pulled up next to a cow standing nearby and wound down his window... the cow seemed to look at the two of them imploringly next to mozart's side window and then said:

'moo'

'what did he say?' asked mozart

'it's a cow-word' responded beethoven

'what's a cow-word?' asked mozart

'i don't know, i don't speak cow,' responded beethoven

mozart produced a very large magnum 357 from his door and pointed it at the cow's head

'now listen,' said mozart to the cow, 'i'll kill you all dead, you're all a bunch of crystal meth junkies....'

'you frickin' crazy homey,' responded the cow in fairly comprehensible english

boom, the cow's head exploded after mozart discharged his magnum 357

'let's go finish the rest of them off beethoven, they're all crystal meth junkie druggies here, believe me.... blow their brains out with the RPG targeting system and i'll go ahead and shoot 'em with my gun here some....'

mozart flicked his radio on to his favorite wilson phillips song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM   (hold on)

the two proceeded to deliver a falsetto rendition of the song, even poignantly shaking their heads from side to side as they sang, and destroyed the hundreds of cows on the farm, you could even say it was fun

there was time enough after that act to watch a colony of mice laying little mini tiles, making some kind of mosaic......

'do you like mice tile?' one of them ventured.........

moments later they rode off, mozart headed for a nearby  freeway and switched the station to classical music channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k  (straus - also sprach zarathustra)

mozart started accelerating to a ridiculous speed, well over 200 miles an hour, how could the van be so powerful beethoven wondered? then, mozart suprised him saying,

'beethoven old boy, put your hand on my gearstick...'

beethoven looked over at him and obliged him as he had both hands on the steering wheel

'now shift it into the F position...' mozart said

'what does the F stand for,' asked beethoven while doing what mozart asked of him

'flight mode,' said mozart, as indeed, two long wings began to protrude from either side of the van where before were just flat panes

in a moment they became airborn and beethoven gasped in surprise....

'pull that harness bar over your head down to your neck beethoven,' said mozart, doing the same to himself

beethoven did so and watched as the little red van flew higher and higher into the sky, fields of rice paddies and mountains opened up entire vistas beneath the two... mozart wound the windows up to keep the cold air out, soon they were ascending through clouds

'beethoven,' said mozart, as the strauss symphony climaxed.... 'it's been good seeing you, and thanx for the shoes (beethoven must have gifted him shoes by the looks of it).... i'll smell you later.... stay strong, keep it rococo.... there's a backpack under your seat, open it' and so saying mozart pressed a button on his dashboard and the roof about beethoven's head opened up all of a sudden and beethoven went hurtling vertically up still in his seat, a gust of chill air blasted him and he could see next to naught, as he was in the midst of a cloud formation.... a parachute shot up automatically from the seat beethoven was strapped and harnessed into and it began to gently waft down.... beethoven fell through the clouds and saw it was snowing.... snow in cambodia, thought beethoven, how odd..... beneath the carpet of clouds, the sun was setting and beethoven caught a last glimpse of mozart's van, now far in the distance.... he looked below, the ground slowly and gently reached for him.... he remembered the backpack under the seat, he should get it when he lands on the hilly steppes below... hopefully the firs wouldn't be an issue

.

beethoven held onto the harness that was over his neck, the fall was pleasant although it was a bit cold, the view was amazing, as he fell lower already the nearest mountaintop or oversized hill was off a little ways and he could see a bare patch of land, the fir trees he had spotted earlier were actually quite far away, it seemed he would land on a slightly hilly, grassy mound used for cattle crazing and there's was nothing bumpy or sharp looking, he braced for his landing, he hoped it wouldnt' hurt his legs which dangled down from the car seat.... it didn't, he fell a little over to the side and the parachute draped harmlessly a few yards away, he undid his seatbelt and found a latch to unclick the harness that protected his head and stood up, he looked under the seat, there was a bag there as mozart said, he opened it, inside there was a trash bag full of something with a note attached:

beethoven: use the trash in this bag to start a fire and warm your hands, there's a lighter in the bag, please collect the parachute, fold it nicely and put it in this bag, i've gone off to get some nuclear weapons to arm my RPGs the way i want them, some of the locals are expecting you and will collect you for dinner, keep your hands warm, we'll catch up later


(to be continued)

of punk rockers and nirvana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j36ylJkoQ (flipper - someday)

okay so this song, 'someday' by flipper was mentioned earlier on this blog, however, the benji has just learnt that nirvana bass player, croat, krist novoselik, actually has been playing for flipper for a few years lately...surprisingly, 'flipper' has been around in some shape or form since the late 1970s.... don't know much about it except bought some obscure compilation album during a shut in phase on my life in 2002 and was impressed by the someday song

this punk/heavy metal song is far more superior though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJsRQOneMY (fear factory - replica)

cannot be said to be a fan of either above-mentioned bands, however those are pretty good songs for their genre.... this fear factory song also brings to mind german group 'rammstein' which has a similar sound

so i learnt a little about nirvana's bass player, his birthday is the same as mine: may 16...... i also learnt that cobain's daughter is being hounded by a crazy and dangerous stalker who is currently locked up in a psychiatric ward but actually presents a clear and present danger to her welfare, a judge in los angeles just found the stalker mentally unfit to attend trial and postponed the trial - that girl needs to hire a private security guard before that guy gets out of hospital!...... i also read cobain's suicide note..... i understand that immediate success like nirvana had with nevermind might have been somewhat overwhelming for cobain however, and now i'm just writing as someone who has seen 2 suicides in his own family and also as a fan of nirvana's music, reading his suicide note, and at least he was decent enough to leave one, i don't want to judge him, it seems he thought he couldn't turn his life around and get off the drugs, especially heroine....... he says in his suicide note he was scared at the idea of his daughter (now 20) turning out like him so it seems he didn't think he was gonna reform himself much like a lot of old rockers do these days..... his death, seeing that he had a daughter to take care of, seems alot more shocking for that reason than say jim morrison's or jimi hendrix's who had no children.......

musically we are not big fans of hole's courtney love (cobain's mate) however there are probably at least 9 good hole songs which isn't bad

grohl has gone on to record some pretty good songs after nirvana, benji highly approves of 'the pretender' song which is probably grohl's best song outside of nirvana..... benji has listened to all of nirvana's albums, many times

tried to find some henry rollin's band song that my now deceased sister once saw and surprised me by remarking that she thought rollins was hot -- she never did seem to find punk rockers and punk types very attractive --

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4K6ZxDwi34 (rammstein)

love appears on april 4th, about 6 weeks ago on 'the view' -- it's to publicize some shit and to sell some shit, this is the only reason every douchebag appears on every tv show: visit the atm, smile and nod, get cash out......... if you were waiting for love to ask walters if there's a heartbeat attached to her dildo, don't hold your breath.... in fact, nobody asks her this which is baffling.....  in other news, it seems love and grohl are engaged in some kind of legal stouche over cobain's considerable estate.... 37% percent of which has already been willed to his daughter, frances bean.... 

just did some reading about Love's erratic kookiness.... she reminds me a little of a new yorker from nassau county that i first knew when we were both 16 years old and who have both remained friends since then..... although my friend, an actress, was not as destructive as Love, whatever that means... ha ha... my buddy's father was a nascar mechanic or something like that, so maybe nascar isn't so bad after all

anyway, looking at the shenanigans of all of these rockers aforementioned, has been an entertaining intellectual journey for benji since yesterday, but now it's time to go to work again soon, won't be having any fox news til late august after trip back from spain.....

info on shania twain:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shania_Twain

another rape victim

BOOBSY boy with his grandmommas

the perverts at cnn are now coming with the oklahoma tornado story, but instead of the english rednecks dishing the story they have the anglo-american white supremacist rednecks dishing it

well sadly, today, i learnt of a fourth male australian buddy that was raped up the arse in childhood by some child rapist.............. my buddy today tells me he was raped once up the arse when he was 9 years old by a 15 year old anglo-saxon english redneck ossie while the 15 year old's younger sister, about 10, watched on and two 7 year old english redneck anglo-saxon ossie watched on too in the same room........ that's disgusting and wrong --- sadly, people like cnn and the cbs news people in america that champion the anglo-saxon race like some kind of nazi white supremacists are putting said race onto a pedestal and causing them to implode in many respects as evidenced by my buddy's (and others') rape............. two notable examples of anglo-saxon english redneck 'movie' stars come to mind as an example of same, one of them died way before his time due to being put into stressful positions his mind and education couldn't handle -- he ended up on medication and dying young, very famous --- the other is still alive and was used recently by some 'hollywood' types to make a movie about anglo-american white supremacist values.... he's most likely mentally ill as was arrested on the east coast and started screaming and ranting as if he were really the character he was meant to be playing in a movie -- it's somewhat disappointing to see americans represent that example, but when you consider they're just scared anglo-rednecks the half of them, it's not surprising

another australian child rape victim was an english redneck as was his rapist and yet another was raped by an english redneck (or possibly an irish or scottish one) and yet another, a fourth australian buddy was raped by a non australian -- all were raped up the arse.......... two of them am no longer friends with, one of whom's  being raped probably never helped his attitude much and therefore what i could offer him as a friend......... the other has gone on to ruin his brain with all manner of illicit drugs and become somewhat of an idiot

it's sad they were all raped and i certainly do not want my child raped up the arse by some english redneck, albeit encouraged by cnn and their anglo-american-redneck buddies in america, or by anyone else....... he'll be taking martial arts classes real early, i'll have to explain to him about dangerous situations, 'bad touch' and plunging a knife into someone's eye if he has no other choice BEFORE being raped --  goddam rapist punks

this same scumbag junta alliance - the anglo-american-anglo-redneck axis of nascar evil is literally sickening -- everything it touches turns to shit: science (a lie), culture (a joke) --- a thorough scumbag --- i'll pray for its redemption

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg  (nirvana - rape me)

have been revisiting and reappreciating nirvana music somewhat lately --- my buddy that told me he was raped today, reckons that dave grohl wrote most of nirvana's music -- would be good to see a good documentary on the matter that clears that up --- kurt cobain's lyrics are actually very soothing alot of them and i would use the clean ones sung us soft lullabies for any of my kids (e.g., teen spirit)

charlie rose sits down with tv's sven larson to discuss Vedic philosophy

sven: ur thoughts on ganesh?

charlie rose: isn't that like the elephant man? wasn't there a movie with anthony hopkins about that

sven: vishnu

charlie rose: i don't believe in ghosts and all that stuff, can it save me mileage when i fill the tank?

sven: krishna

charlie rose: what is that?

sven: brahma

charlie rose: is that a gym?

wifi's out of da picture along with boobsy boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOyZjk-R2w   (neil young - old man)

wifi's out of here and so is boobsy boy --- maybe we'll catch up again in a few months time, but for now, it's benji wingin' it solo

just drove about 150,000km i think, kind of recently............. i need to drive some more, a lot more............ much much more........... they just ran some graphic on see bs this morning on some poker company called 'full tilt poker' -- i think that was my last job in 2 years in bulgaria, that exact company, can't remember for sure though.... i turned 37 today like

charlie rose is on the tv on see bs this morning and he is looking as sexy as ever, let's run a poll: who is sexier, charlie or leonardo?

now the pope is coming with: money is evil.... funny how cashed up the catholic church is though - don't see them giving it away in a hurry, do you?

http://news.yahoo.com/pope-blasts-cult-money-tyrannizes-poor-123819355.html


these see bs and good mourning america people are demonstrating classic symptons of autism by continuously harping on england's 'royals' -- that's classic autism trait: one or two obsessive hobbies......... conclusion: autistic -- they don't do that at fox though

GMA: a study in morons

everything you see on GMA seems to scream: 'proud to be a moron! strength to morons! our strength is the strength of morons!' and 'viva le moron!'

why wouldn't they just print out some t-shirts and bumper stickers saying that and 'come out of the moron closet' as it were? that question right there baffles tremendously

while GMA and friends like 'Barbara Walters' are the archetype of MORON and basically everyone that shows his idiot face around their nyc studios typifies pride in being a MORON, it's surprising that they don't just come up and say so and then maybe move on to something else

they seem to be stuck in a moron rut

that's sad

Russia's FSB releases alleged letter on US spying

so the russians catch some CIA spy in moscow that was trying to recruit some russian official to the CIA and then the russians publish the letter that the CIA spy had typed up in russian for the potential recruit.... the CIA spy was, in fact, posing as 3rd in command at the american (anglo-white supremacist) embassy in moscow..... so WHAT, exactly, did the letter, now splashed all over russia's state tv organs say? observe:

sniffin' White-Out for an easy high one second cuz, arrested da next... doh!

Dear cuz,

This is an advance from someone who is very impressed by your professionalism and flagons and who would greatly value having a tinny with you in the future. For Rus and Jimmy, your safety there cuz is of the utmost importance, so we have chosen this route to make contact with you. And we will continue to take steps to secure your safety and keep our correspondence secret so that no-one nicks yer flagon.

We are prepared to offer you an Eski full of flagon and some petrol to sniff there cuz and discuss your experience, expertise and cooperation, and your payment might be far greater if you are prepared to answer some specific questions. Additionally, for long-term cooperation we offer up to 100 litres of petrol for sniffin' and a case of beers and 20 pints of flagon a year with the promise of additional bonuses for information that will help us sort out the blowflies.

To contact us again, please open a new Gmail account, which you will use only for communicating with us, in an Internet cafe or a cafe that sells flagons with a WiFi connection. When signing up, do not use any personal information that could be used to identify you and the new account like your real name, make up a name like Freddy Flagon-der-cuz. So do not offer any real contact information, i.e. your telephone numbers or other email addresses.

If the slut cunts at Gmail asks for your personal information, please, start the registration process again and try not to give them any information. After you register the new inbox, send an email to the address unbacggdA(at)gmail.com, and then check the inbox again exactly one week later to see if you have received any flagon from us.

If you register the new email account in a cafe with a netbook or another device (for example, a tablet), then please do not use your own device with your own personal data on it unless it is dole day as you will no doubt be busy collecting checks. If possible, you should get a new device to connect with us, for cash or flagon. We will reimburse you for the purchase.

gis a bite of ya cherry ripe there bra

Thank you for reading this. We eagerly await the possibility of working with you in the near future and if my aunt Cheryl asks you for a dollar tell the slut cunt to get fucked.... der fuckin' shlut. What's that yer eatin' der cuz? Cherry Ripe? Ooh gis da bite der cuz. Thanks for that bra.

Your friends.

punk english, punk americans and punk arabs

you can tell me who's worse.... this isn't about religion, this is about race and punks

witness:

http://news.yahoo.com/prince-harry-tours-storm-damaged-nj-shore-150007725.html;_ylt=Ah7kd4L3umQbTEqxHF1AEiRtzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTNuYWFrMm1pBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBVU1NGBHBrZwNhMTFjMjVlMC1hMDhmLTNkOGMtYTAwNS01NzBiNzBiMzM5NzEEcG9zAzkEc2VjA3RvcF9zdG9yeQR2ZXIDMzc1MWE5NTAtYmNiNC0xMWUyLWFmZWYtNmY2ODkzODYxYTJm;_ylg=X3oDMTFoaTA0amh2BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3

these two punks were made for eachother: a) the 'prince' of england, and, b) the white-anglo supremacist punks of new jersey who God bitchsmacked severely and their fat-man governor, barely even worthy of respect, it seems

obviously the aforementioned are scumbags and punks

but are they worse or better than the general run of the mill scumbag arab punk on 'arab street'

http://news.yahoo.com/analysis-syrias-savagery-thwart-reconciliation-153311615.html;_ylt=Aik18jPv7VvLayaGHIoHO0FvaA8F;_ylu=X3oDMTNyYTJtZWNxBG1pdANUb3BTdG9yeSBXb3JsZFNGBHBrZwNjZTJjZTAzNi0zY2E2LTNlOWMtYjFkOC0wM2UyZjQ1MmRmM2EEcG9zAzE0BHNlYwN0b3Bfc3RvcnkEdmVyA2I5MmVmYmIwLWJjYjYtMTFlMi1iZmU3LTY1MDA0NjA3MjY0ZQ--;_ylg=X3oDMTFqOTI2ZDZmBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN3b3JsZARwdANzZWN0aW9ucw--;_ylv=3

the difference is marginal, either way

God Bless (you racist punks)

u.s. army soldier harrassed for being moslem

Nut - Goddess of the sky

http://news.yahoo.com/soldier-says-she-faced-harassment-over-muslim-name-184337269.html;_ylt=Ag3IfsorQ.6jkAe6JgAlnfxtzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTIzMDJlZWJvBG1pdANIQ01PTCBvbiBhcnRpY2xlIHJpZ2h0IHJhaWwEcGtnA2lkLTMyNTAwNzAEcG9zAzgEc2VjA2hjbQR2ZXIDMTc-;_ylg=X3oDMTJndW5xcTViBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdANUZXN0X01vdXNlVHJhY2tpbmdfTmV3c1VT;_ylv=3


here's an interesting article.... i am definitely going to pray to Nut, the Egyptian God of the skies which is symbolized by a woman arching her back, front down, forming a ceiling over other various Egyptian deities for some u.s. army helicopter to inexplicably fall out of the sky, possibly with an accompanying spectacular fireball if dumb rednecks in the u.s. army keep harassing moslems unnecessarily.... this soldier lady is commendable in her patience and willingness to use the system to fight her case instead of just picking up a glock impatiently and shooting her enemies or perceived enemies and then putting a bullet in her own head.... she deserves an apology and a promotion!

in general the suicide rates are way too high in the u.s. army.... they need to run an education course so as to stop bashing moslems indiscriminately in their hearts and minds.... if they are in Iraq to do a regime change, they shouldn't go about committing genocide unnecessarily as this is only going to lead to depressions and suicides and other issues for their veterans who shouldn't even deserve that

God Bless

bbq fun

well our little bbq was quite a lot of fun and work too.... wouldn't normally drink any alcohol but did drink some and smoked a few cigarrettes too........ of course, i don't mind posting some pictures of it here on my blog, this blog being a relatively impersonal affair, like crapping in a bag surgically attached to one's intestine after colon cancer....... however, to facebook or not to facebook? it's becoming the culture to use facebook and the benji mostly only uses it to play cityville which is a silly game on it, it's about a 10-15 minute a day hobby, something to do while watching tv............. how else am i gonna destroy my sperm's efficacy than by placing a labtop on my lap and zapping it all?

today they showed some rerun of 2012... that's the movie with john cusack who used to be a 'brat-pack' actor in the 1980s - he was probably in st elmo's fire or sthmg like that........... the movie has alot of cgi graphics and features end of world scenarios with tidal waves and volcanic eruptions.... in the movie an elite chosen by some random secret society of rich people like sheiks in arabia and the uber-wealthy have 7 or 8 arks built in communist china at high altitude in tibet to withstand the global inundation that literally sweeps the globe, the earth's axis is changed and even her poles realign dramatically with the south pole appearing in wisconsin  and the north pole flipping around to south africa

surprise to say, all of this is actually based on sound facts, in terms of the earth...... with the earth, it's amazing to think how old she is and that she is, in fact, the only thing that seems to survive the deaths of every creature that live in her.........the earth never dies..... although of course one day she will, but she is very much alive......... the hot activity in the crust, the living oceans, everything is indicative of life with the earth.... she is definitely alive............. blavatsky outlines past epochs like lemuria, of which australia and california and oregon and such still survive, and which was swallowed up the the ocean slowly (not quickly like in the 2012 movie) and destroyed by fire (volcanic activity) - note that the 'pacific rim' is surrounded by extinct volcanos...... the continent of atlantis is said to have been inundated by floods well after lemuria dissappeared, the hindu religion, nation, and vedic culture is said to have descended directly from the lost atlanteans, as did the egyptians with their ancient knowledge and culture..............  the asians are descended from one of the races of lemurians............ the australian aborigines are also direct descendents of the ancient lemurians who were a very great and advanced civilization/race

blavatsky also gives out that the poles can and do occasionally change as does even the earth's axis in relation to its orbit around the sun.......... these concepts are readily accepted by people who realize that glaciers and ice ages are often precipitated by natural shifts in the earth's orbit/wobble, etc

the theme of human evolution and how nature chooses from herself or how even the earth chooses from herself the species of humans which will go on to success is another interesting part of this movie....... it's also a theme that is touched on in my favorite book of late: her-bak - egyptian initiate  ---- tried to find a link for this book for you, reader, however all that came up was a quote from wikipedia:

Socrates says, as he did in Phaedrus, that people make themselves appear ridiculous when they are trying to know obscure things before they know themselves.

mayhap Socrates was right to shun obscure knowledge over 'knowing oneself'......... in any case, let's observe some obscure knowledge.... (you can purchase 'her-bak' here:  http://www.amazon.com/Her-Bak-Egyptian-Initiate-Lucie-Lamy/dp/0892810025)

alot of people shun this her-bak business.... that's their concern....... there's a lot to swallow there and it's definitely not for everyone........ they do mention human evolution in the book and the notion that in evolution the races are always trying to form an elite which will carry on the seed of the race......... however, the 'masters of egyptian wisdom' that speak in the book, state, we believe, that of most importance, regardless of genetics and human evolution is soul evolution....... each man has his own 'ka' or genius which survives death and reincarnates, although a man may not become cognizant of it in a meaningful way, it is irrelevant as he or she has a sense of instinct developed from the main lessons of the lifetime ..... the masters of the temple also affirm that a future age (the book is set around 1500 years or so before Christ), a future age will come where man must turn away from his accursed science that ruins him..... this is the age we are now approaching, it seems......... it is surprising that, more and more, scientists are, in fact, willing to surrender hopelessly rational approaches and try 'holistic' or 'new-age' approaches and ideas....... the danger of today's science mostly seems to lie in unsustainability and climate damage - most academics today cannot and do not accept that great civilizations like atlantis, preceeded and even exceeded our own, in many ways.... and that atlantis was, in part, destroyed, due to 'accursed science' (black magic)............ furthermore, her-bak and the masters of egyptian wisdom, do in fact, understand magic and that magic is possible....... they also teach her-bak about astrology and numbers and measures..... the book takes a running commentary on her-bak's progress through the outer and inner temple in ancient egypt..... this does not refer to a cult of ancient egyptian priests such as the ones the famous egyptian pharoh akhenaton tried to extirpate by promoting worship of one god only, Ra, the Sun......(it's (God's) greatest manifestation in our 'neck of the woods'), but rather, refers to an ancient wisdom, still found on walls in egypt today, which is part of ancient egypt's mission to promote ancient wisdom..... the 'masters of the temple' in her-bak, predict that in a future age, perhaps not for hence, when man's accursed science has forsaken him, that man will return to ancient egyptian knowledge.... this sounds like good fodder for a video game or a 90 minute telemovie, and mayhap it is, however, as readers, we are now interested in what this knowledge is.............

starting from the basics, we have:

dryness

wetness

2 basic concepts.........let's begin there and return to this topic later after considering dryness and wetness some, and how we find it in Life.... in bed, in nappies, in oceans and skies.......... dryness and wetness

excellent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

so i made a wad of cash tonite which is excellent....... tomorrow is farewell to wifey bbq day, we're entertaining some guests for a change which should be pleasant

had some american college student customers tonite for first time in what they call 'yonks' over here.... they were telling me they're from ohio state university and obama just gave a speech there a few days ago

the pitiful slobberers of gma are on - pity da fulls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sQELbOflO4) PITY

conan pops up on my radar unexpectedly!

my son Alex, nicknamed 'boobsy boy' during his early weeks in life.... whatever is making him smile in this shot, it couldn't be Conan O'Brien as he isn't amusing

my shift finished early tonite, power steering issues.... of a sudden, unexpectedly, conan pops up randomly on the screen, it's the episode that starts with conan commenting on an audience member holding a sign up saying 'we chose watching you over studying for some crap'

then he comments on chris christy, he's probably gonna make it about being fat, surprise surprise

before that he talks to his lesbian buddy, Alison or whatever that fat guy's name is

some dumb joke about hilary comes next, not even funny - predictably

conan gets one lousy laugh out of the benji by saying in a funny voice: 'how could u tell that joke, why did you do it?'

then he goes on to bomb again with crap about red lobster......... it's all about pretending conan's funny --- benji is the little kid saying the obvious: the emperor's wearing no clothes

we'll see how much longer this can go on before it gets very boring and mundane

it all sounds like the mating call of the loser.... if you were to trap the south american buzzard bird, commonly known as 'the loser' -- that's exactly what it sounds like: a conan monolog, wait a second, conan IS the buzzard bird of south america commonly known as 'loser'

should we pity him? better just to forget about him and carry on

now they're commenting the star trek movie, only an avowed anglo supremacist that loves the queen of england and white people with nordic genes like americans would watch that garbage, hugs, benji's too clever for that nonsense, more hugs

back to pitying conan and preparing to forget about him for another eon

it's ironic becoz conan is meant to exemplify hipness and education for all the college kids, he is the opposite of some dago wop wetback dishwashing mexican who has just managed to scramble under a fence nearby san diego..... however, ironically, the mexican kid from guadalajara who dropped out of school in the 9th grade is possibly funnier and tells hipper jokes than conan, but you'd have to speak spanish and english to figure that out

the books are very cool but Benji's ribs aren't splitting from laughter just yet though

the guy at the funeral with the boner was the peak of this show which was dead on arrival

now they're bringing out some morbid queen of england loving protestant loser whose only talent consists of having straight legs -- we'll just mute while the losers talk the 'gibberish of idiots'(1).... having the mute on, so as not to be contaminated by the confused, idiot thoughts of the two idiots, and looking at the woman on the tv, she looks like ellen degeneris, therefore she is also possibly a nazi-esque white anglo-supremacist queen of england loving protestant like degerate

conan laughs and giggles, they should just make a robot to do all that shit.... google is working on it for cars, how about microsoft make something happen for late nite tv, interested anyone? you could just pull a string on robot conan and he would laugh and giggle and toss his poofter boy hair during his little gay interviews

the film project benji was working on about german tank maker oliver stone was updated many weeks ago now, here is the latest instalment: all of which is guaranteed to be more entertaining than most any conan episode, not that that is much of an achievement as pits in china used for communal crapping can boast the same

now there's some homosexual protestant queen of england loving dude with a moustache, we will unmute it a moment to see if he can speak intelligently or no -- maybe not -- he's talking about fatherhood and spousal relationship... maybe he doesn't have sex with other men, e.g., anally

he's talking about viagra now -- clearly he's overcompensating for his subconscious discomfort at his own inherent homosexuality, 'human, all too human' (2), we'll let the hot air blower get it out of his system and then unmute it, clearly he is another moron he exemplifies yakking gibberish constantly as he cannot just keep his idiot mouth shut, God Bless him.... he's talking about porn, clearly he is a guy that relishes spending an entire hour of his day jerking off - good for him, and now he needs to talk about it too, lordy lordy, just trot out some nigger bitches in hot skirts that can sing like crazy motherfuckers Conon, it's not rocket science!  we don't need these dumb cracker losers! whitey

catch more on project oliver here:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5Gsqlkx14

just gonna listen to nirvana nevermind a little now, that guy can entertain, unlike conan's crackers    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

(1) sheen, charlie
(2) nietzsche, friedrich

bashing good morning america

hello

in light of the recent news about the chap in ohio that had kidnapped three kids for over a decade and even fathered children with them and kept them chained up and suchlike, obviously, that guy is the clearcut winner of the appellation 'scumbag'

obviously next to such a villain, conan o'brien, gma and nbc today's show people do not appear to be such scumbags, obviously relativity comes into play here

it would be a real tragedy, however, to forsake the appellation 'scumbag' when referring to the afore-mentioned tv, ahem, cough, 'stars'.... however, to clarify, we can think of gma in fixed terms as 'airheads', 'malibu stacey wannabes' and yes, even perhaps 'scumbags' (although, again, not in the extremely dastardly vein of aforementioned kidnapper, rapist from ohio).........

checked in on no spin zone at marisol's, who always has foxtel, and as the grand wizard himself, charlie sheen, would say: 'the gibberish of idiots', that, unfortunately, was all there was on offer....... it's all background music to have on extremely softly while editing and suchlike.... roger ailes appears to be overweight, solution: treadmill + 10k (that's 6.2 miles in non metric system form) runs chop chop get to it

my latest project: a dance video choreographed by and featuring myself to the music of the song 'silly can holder'  will soon be online, by and by, you won't be disappointed by my moves, at all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SihoKQ-uLqE

also, there's not enough praise on this blog, hence we're praising maroon 5 and christina aguilera's collaboration musical for the song 'moves like jagger' which is a tremendous musical achievement

also, we are looking forward to rianna's big next smash-hit song which will be a winner and better than that 'shine bright like a diamond' song which was crap, although only just slightly, she definitely has better songs than that

almost forgot to mention, there's a tv show on fx channel: 'da vinci's demons' -- they just make up random shit to sell some crap, the wardrobes are good but they make da vinci some kind of dopey english prat porn star, retarded.... english people don't even have sex, they just rub eachother..... ok? no.... remember the will smith movie where he teaches the fat guy how to dance? and he starts by slapping him in the face, and saying 'no' ? it's like that  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bH0OXsmsbQ)

go print a plastic gun out with a 3-d printer and shoot something:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/3d-printable-gun-153109290.html;_ylt=AniheELqggxmj.wduFK0PQptzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTRyMGttcDQwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEbWl0A01vc3QgUG9wdWxhciBVUwRwa2cDZWI5NjdlZjAtZDBlNi0zNTM1LTllOWQtMzI1MDJiZmY5NTI2BHBvcwM0BHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWRNb3N0UG9wdWxhckNBVGVtcAR2ZXIDNmVmMWFlMTAtYjY2OS0xMWUyLWFmNmUtZmJkOTE3ZDFiMjBm;_ylg=X3oDMTJndW5xcTViBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdANUZXN0X01vdXNlVHJhY2tpbmdfTmV3c1VT;_ylv=3

random crazed ranting lashing out randomly at random crazy sh*t, including against the nbc's today show

now there was a story in the media that the department of interior in america is sending people over to russia to study how stalin and the kgb controlled the people there.... as they are thinking about installing cameras into as many homes as possible and building a super monitoring centre in kentucky to find out who doesn't love the protestant church and conan o'brien with a view to arresting them as terrorists

the scumbags of nbc today show are on..... what a spineless bunch of dribbling slugs they appear to be.... pitiful, just pitiful.... no doubt they are dying to run into the nearest protestant church as soon as possible to pray to their protestant God so they can get on with killing moslems and demonizing everyone that isn't white, a token, hasn't got an anglo-saxon surname and thinks conan o'brien and friends are scumbags

human, all too human to quote nietzsche

nra

http://news.yahoo.com/nras-president-penchant-bold-words-060450994.html;_ylt=Ao2BiwJSfRtbsB0obAQf9UxtzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTRyYnVnbHJ0BGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEbWl0A01vc3QgUG9wdWxhciBVUwRwa2cDMDg1Y2FkZmQtY2RiNi0zNTBjLWJjMmMtY2QxYjcwOGIyOTFjBHBvcwM1BHNlYwNNZWRpYUJMaXN0TWl4ZWRNb3N0UG9wdWxhckNBVGVtcAR2ZXIDNDVjNjNiMjctYjQ4Ny0xMWUyLTlmYWItOGY5NzIyNTc1NGZl;_ylg=X3oDMTJndW5xcTViBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAN1LXMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnMEdGVzdANUZXN0X01vdXNlVHJhY2tpbmdfTmV3c1VT;_ylv=3


the nra are right... people need the right to arm themselves to protect themselves.... here in australia we do not have this right and when people can get a gun by joining a gun club, they cannot carry it around in public on their person like they can in america and therefore cannot defend themselves

furthermore, we have all manner of do-gooder types here that would say someone like me shouldn't be allowed to have a gun because he's mentally ill -- the only reason i would be considered mentally ill is because i'm spanish and not english and therefore threatening to english people who are paranoid about losing control of the media and politics here.....

this now means i cannot legally carry a gun to defend myself against the arabs and lebanese who feel free to arm themselves illegally anyway........ the other day they kneecapped a guy with a gun after insulting his girlfriend and after he stood up for her, then he had to have reconstructive surgery

by blocking gun rights with all the nonsensical hooplah about the 'mentally ill' (whoever doesn't agree with the force majeure of the day, half the time), and disqualifying people from arming themselves to defend themselves, you will have a society like australia where the arabs arm themselves at everyone else's expense

nite at da circus, may 5..... also film review: paranormal activity 4

http://www.weberscircus.com/main/page_showtimes__venues.html

circus: excellent

movie: crap

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2109184/board/nest/206219562?ref_=tt_bd_5

movie review: God Bless America (2011)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1912398/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

low budget indie film, made less money than an insurance job on your grandma's car, in fact, plays out like an FBI-made entrapment film to entrap would be spree killers among the disenfranchised and downtrodden before they have even picked up a toothbrush, err i mean murder weapon, to brush their teeth, oh .... anyway, a hoot a holler, violent killings a plenty but that doesn't mean you can't stop eating meat today! if you knew how much murder went into your hamburger pattie, you probably would stop eating meat too

anyway - 4 or 4.5 stars out of 5..............

full of no-namers which is refreshing nowadays as the 'big-name' people are now redundant corrupt mayor quimby types the lot of them.... technically very proficient..... possibly cannot make headway in the corrupt superstructure of late nite tv scumbags (i mean that in a loving way) - see o'brien and co - and the scumbags like robert redford and such that control the 'indie' film festivals and the generally scumbag corrupt film industry people out there who are like catholic paedophile priests, corrupt and nasty

God Bless America!

ellen degeneris scores a point!

normally we are not interested in watching nietzschian 'last man' (or 'person') types like de generis who represent the fall into millenial-long stupidity, however, the walking coma that is ellen actually scored a point with arlen's shift it shift it forward shift it shift it in reverse mechanic in burbank..... so at least you'll have achieved one thing in 2013 ellen, good for you

movie review: the perks of being a wallflower (2012)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1659337/?ref_=sr_1


saw the poster last year and it looked good, meant to watch it sooner, tonite worked around auburn area first half of shift which ended up becoming costly, at one point, after getting some polish guys from home depot kind of chain called bunnings here, went and got perks of being a wallflower from a dvd machine at woolworths for $3.50........... not much time to watch it though, between shifts right now, will have to split the viewing before and after sleepy time....also there was some scary lebanese looking heroine junky looking type panhandling by auburn station/taxi rank

maybe will tell your all dumb arses about my high schooling, that's 3 high schools in spain for a total of 5 months high schooling in spain and 4 high schools in australia where high school is a total of 6 years........ as you can imagine, where everyone says 'dean' instead of 'teen' like they do in australia, it's complicated to get everything just right

they're doing some lame scene in the movie with the dumb girl who at least doesn't like she's 25 and in high school like the players do in the breakfast club standing on the back of a ute (utility vehicle) probably that was malkovich's idea coz he's a faggot (like all 'thespians' he's untrue and confused, he can admit on paper that 'all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players' but when it's time to play sycophantic fauning bitch for the scumbag lettermen + co and their homosexual lame questions like, 'when did you first start acting' (hint: real answer is when you were a fetus or when you were born) likes to pretend all kind of non-sensical constructs are real --- which is why it's hard to find good american movies, the anglo-white supremacy movement is so strong it poisons all genres deeply)

anyway, my first high school, a lot of kids there, we went to school together since kindergarten and such like.... some newbies came along at the start of grade 7 where high school started.......all kind of buddies were there and everyone was familiar -- everything was hunky dory but the year before i left the school, my folks finally bought a house instead of renting from govt. assisted communist housing.... i have no idea what my parents blew all their money on - they never had much - for a year i rode my bike to school, in the winter, around july-ish, the air was so biting cold on my knuckles on the rides to school, it seemed like a good idea to transfer schools as i would just have to walk a couple hundred yards...... it seemed like a new world to discover and who cared about losing old acquaintances, right? people are stupid anyway.......... although the kids at the first school were actually pretty cool

so i just changed schools, some kids came over at the same time, some maybe coz of my move, others just got expelled for being punks.........

at the 2nd high school some lebanese kid was wearing a pair of glasses that he'd stolen that didn't even correct his vision, he just wanted to look cool, i was initiated into the birds and the bees as he told me that his older brother offered him to have sex with his girlfriend and even let him watch as he stuck a buddy bottle of coke inside her reproductive organ

i dropped out of that school after a little more than a year and spent half a year depressed at home like a shut-in and then went to high school in spain........ i was a year too young for my grade anyway so a lost year was no big deal

after getting shuffled around by family a little in spain, attending a high school here and there, i ended up going to mariano jose de larra high school in aluche, madrid, for 5 months........ i dated a girl in my class a little then some american kids from new york came to our school for a couple of weeks and i started spending a bunch of time with one or two of them in particular and then had some outburst with my aunt and was sent packing to australia

i went to a senior high school after that which only had juniors and seniors, about 500 of each, that was a very cool high school, more like a university campus than a high school, we even had mature age students like age 50+ wearing their little school uniforms, a very cool school, i had a crush on a pakistani girl there and played alot of 3 on 3 basketball competitions during break times, i was fairly good at basketball

after finishing junior year i ended up going to rent an apartment with a buddy of mine that got into university a few hours north of sydney in newcastle so i just presented myself there to finish my last year of high school and finally get the shit over and done with --- my enormous absences at the junior year school was overlooked as transfer information was not shared, somehow i knew this would be the case without even asking anyone about it......... my last year of high school was a bunch of fun

low lights of high school was the 2nd high school in western sydney, by the time i dropped out i was pretty depressed about alot of stuff.... i went through a lot of anxiety and neurosis and worry as a high schooler, alot of it to do with sex........  everyone's freaking out about it and hormones are going out of control everywhere, my least stressful moment at a high school may have been at that 2nd high school when a classmate heather appeared to be pregnant, i asked her if she was and she said yeah and let me touch her uterus, it was 5 months pregnant, she was only 16..... i used to listen to van morrison alot at that school and shut stuff out a lot -- i went to one class so stoned on marijuana at that school one time, i don't even know how i got thru it, the whole class was talking about how stoned i was and all i could do was put my face on the table and pretend to be invisible - i threw a party at that school too - at my folks' home -- it was sick -- a shitload of people came over and got shitfaced.... i made out with some east timorese girl and some kids jumped in the swimming pool and someone threw a bar of soap in there for them, someone puked on my parents' floor...... my father never found out about it, he was out driving a cab making some extra money

anyway perks of being a wallflower gets 2 stars out of 5 from benji - God Bless Canada