Movie reviews: Luck Logan and Downsizing

These movies are great.... call Fernando and tell him

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My ideal motorcycle gang

Remember various figures including like Clint Eastwood.  Orange County Hunter, the tea cozy mumbly guy from fat Albert.... well what's wrong with Ghost Rider? Surely he fits the bill, right??


https://youtu.be/qkMHa9moV7U

Movie review: under siege 2: dark territory... 1995... Steven seagull

Bro the Pentagon's only got like one Pegasus left to scramble and some crazy 1995 terrorists are out to preempt 9/11 so it's time to bomb the runaway train

Yes that's Katherine Heigl and yes she's in Bride of Chucky also. And yes she's from DC which isn't really a State. And yes it's like she's everywhere.

Should buy a phone card one of these days and call Fox radio. Will keep you posted!

JOCKO Willink.... Will Ferell's role in Taladega Nights

Definitely I enjoyed watching Ferell singing in Watson and Holmes though, don't get me wrong... probably seeing that twice was enough....    https://youtu.be/aJ0xeIeeMps

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Movie review: Captain Marvel, 2019... blonde American looking lady

So that's why coach Carter's team lost the basketball.  No goose, no shaq, no Danvers. That's why the glass backboard never broke.


Watch out for Jackson's smoke up johnny monolog at the end of movie:

https://youtu.be/jsZkkqLDFmg


You and I we are just like a couple of tots.... running around the meadows. ....picking up

Movie review: Coach Carter, 2005. Mtv movies

This is not the Richmond Virginia I knew from 2001 and 2005! Virginia was once America's oldest English settlements dating back to like the early 1600s Jamestown.  It was never a Spanish place. California of course, was Spanish and its name is from the Spanish for hot oven. The license plates in this movie are from Virginia but they brought the Bodega and Taco signs from LA. There's none of that like that in Richmond, all these MTV LA people.  VIRGINIA people aren't like that.

That's why they had to ban my foot from arses bitches..... glock glock bitches, that's  why I got a potato peeler and you got high cholesterol and cancer.... sucka.... g-shock bitches glock glock

https://youtu.be/s2yrQ34dFYQ

The team has almost won the tournament but they are academically dumb... they may need to apply for work at CNN, the White House Press Corp or Walmart, PBS News Hour or as N.Y. Times columnists.

News flash... it's actually Richmond California not Richmond Virginia. ... I don't even understand Fahrenheit anyway.... just minus 32 and we're on the same page as Celsius..... and broken glass... I get that... But it's the big final and noone has shattered the glass backboard... And now Richmond has lost and there's a woodwind section of oboes and clarinets to let you know...

But what if the ending was a climactic slam dunk smashing the glass backboard to smithereens and Richmond wins by one. Everyone goes to college and runs the Supreme Court 45 years later then die of pancreatic cancer and suchlike. Just sayin'
... That'd be a better result than being an actor on NCIS. McDonald's will always take you...

https://youtu.be/cpG4DMMxPd0

What would Jocko Willink do?

You thought Will Ferell was a dashing devil as Victorian detective Sherlock Holmes.... check out Jocko Willink playing his self:

https://youtu.be/j5B77XYURUk

What would Jocko Willink do if he flew commercial into Australia and fifty dudes simultaneously attacked him thus:

https://youtu.be/2Wa6_ddGlP0

We kneed to know. And let's say he even got through the arrival hall after that, he still got to catch a train, bus, taxi, UBER or even just walk somewhere. There'll be hundreds of Todds everywhere ready to take him down. He won't survive in Sydney nigga

https://youtu.be/bvRQX-IKgPM    (Todd)
https://youtu.be/OFyoehy1zNI   (more)

And let's say he even makes it past an army of Brunos and Todds. .. he's a strapping son of a bitch no question, maybe he could pull that off... but what's that waiting for him at his hotel lobby in kings cross?  Cate McGregor I hear you say? Say saiyonara Hollywood then big boy coz it is all over now
... Cate McGregor is none other than Queensland's Queenslander of the year transgender military elitist probably looking to spawn. Was once a dude and now a dudess. Zi's boss high level Australian Army General Morrison  (you can't make this stuff up) wanted Zer to stay in Zer's role as his (Morrison's) right hand person even after Zer became a Zi, if you know what I mean. Now Zer, sorry Zi, sporting a fake womb can still procreate with Jocko splitting their respective genes 50/50 down the middle with help from an egg donor and a surrogate mom and a hospital worker with a Petri dish. So watch your six Jocko coz Sydney is not safe for you buddy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cate_McGregor

Speaking of unsafe, Venezuela. I told you weeks ago right here: send u.s. navy warships to Caracas. Now you lost your destiny and Russia is there ready to help misery triumph,  it's their speciality. Well at least when they're ready to figure out what a ten yard penalty is in football,  ESPN will be there for them. Assuming there is such a thing as a ten yard penalty. I'm guessing yes.

https://youtu.be/kUsFWO08CO0