Movie review: Coach Carter, 2005. Mtv movies

This is not the Richmond Virginia I knew from 2001 and 2005! Virginia was once America's oldest English settlements dating back to like the early 1600s Jamestown.  It was never a Spanish place. California of course, was Spanish and its name is from the Spanish for hot oven. The license plates in this movie are from Virginia but they brought the Bodega and Taco signs from LA. There's none of that like that in Richmond, all these MTV LA people.  VIRGINIA people aren't like that.

That's why they had to ban my foot from arses bitches..... glock glock bitches, that's  why I got a potato peeler and you got high cholesterol and cancer.... sucka.... g-shock bitches glock glock

https://youtu.be/s2yrQ34dFYQ

The team has almost won the tournament but they are academically dumb... they may need to apply for work at CNN, the White House Press Corp or Walmart, PBS News Hour or as N.Y. Times columnists.

News flash... it's actually Richmond California not Richmond Virginia. ... I don't even understand Fahrenheit anyway.... just minus 32 and we're on the same page as Celsius..... and broken glass... I get that... But it's the big final and noone has shattered the glass backboard... And now Richmond has lost and there's a woodwind section of oboes and clarinets to let you know...

But what if the ending was a climactic slam dunk smashing the glass backboard to smithereens and Richmond wins by one. Everyone goes to college and runs the Supreme Court 45 years later then die of pancreatic cancer and suchlike. Just sayin'
... That'd be a better result than being an actor on NCIS. McDonald's will always take you...

https://youtu.be/cpG4DMMxPd0