Tuesday, October 30, 2018
BPUTHU burned me
The summer is coming on so wearing shorts.... discounting my bike, got burned just briefly touching it on my shin... that smarts
So two weeks after I mentioned they should be outdoor dining on Fox news they're outdoor dining. .. but it doesn't look real fancy like in that videoclip we mentioned
So the meet up never happened. .. everyone piked out.... I think Josh is ok with meeting up but it's unclear if the others can be gotten to meet up. Whatever
All I remember about the past two weeks were a number of severe temper tantrums... other stuff happened but that's what Facebook is for.... not going to mention screaming my brains out on Facebook. .. that's what blogger is for
They're asking college kids what they think about 'the caravan'.... what Benji thinks is it's a classic van Morrison song
https://youtu.be/8vUF6SHuuIw
Which I listened to a lot for a while when I was like 15 years old... even while playing basketball at school. I also recall travelling around America with full blooded Indians from Mexico (abos)... it was funny presenting at the United airlines desk at NYC airport with a bunch of Indians that couldn't even speak English. ... only in America!
Wednesday, October 24, 2018
Translating response from Russian government re my buddy Sergei's death.... notifying his family
Just got an email like overnight... it says in Cyrillic information requested is attached. There's a PDF file attached however unfortunately it does not lend itself well to copy pasting so I had to find a website that let's me type Cyrillic characters then copy paste them word by word to Google translate
So far from the heading I have translated: ПРАВИТЕЛЪСТВА which means government. And the word after that seems to be the adjective Russian. Later on it seems to be citing an ordnance (law) with the date of the law. So possibly a privacy law I'd think saying they can't tell me anything but will have to translate that to czech [sic]
Соообщаем... let us inform
Что... what
Bashe.... your
Обращение.... appeal
Let us inform you, regarding your appeal....
Поступившее .... incoming.... to the Russian federal government. ... I mean I know I can Just try calling the mayor of Ulan Ude near famous lake Backal.... this is the deepest lake in the world... it's actually spooky how deep it is. Why even bother dealing with the federal govt. except to let them know one of their citizens has died. This is all reminding me of the time I told an ex girlfriend the spanish word for beautiful and she translated it as morsa ... walrus.... Can you imagine going to morsa beach in LA instead of Hermosa Beach? God I was lost in those days. She had a hot rack though and a seriously hot body. I think that was my interest. Can you imagine some male walrus saying to a female walrus you've got a beautiful grill lady.....
Sorry to digress.... try not to think about Ally McBeal....
Рассмотрено.... reviewed by... Соответствии.... some pronouns.... so reviewed in accordance with.... drums are sounding ... a Balrog has been awakened. .... by that I mean someone in the world is watching that scene from a Peter Jackson movie.... but that's not really relevant to our story....
Reviewed in accordance with article 8.... that's not something you'd want your kid telling you is it? I want to be Gandalf when I grow up dad.... you know actually that girl with the hot rack really liked my father. My father was also actually looking like he was proud of me or happy for me to be dating her.... I actually got the two of them to write one of my university papers for me. It was easy for the girl as she was taking the exact same course as me and was very happy if I passed. My father was educated by very strict Jesuits so he often put strong emphasis on academic pursuits. Of the latter I was extremely fond as a youth and spread my pursuits out over the years probably much more so than the students like my girlfriend of the time who measured themselves by the system and valued the system and society in terms of wordly prestige and wordly recognition. My academic pursuits of russian writers, including Dostoyevsky, were only mostly ever based on pursuing spiritual truths. I found amongst the Russians Blavatsky in the top five of intelligent and useful writers of all time. I also valued Ouspensky and his guru Gurdjieff....
Закона.... of the law... in accordance with article 8 of the federal law...
So yeah my father had completed a law degree in spain combined with an economics degree at the prestigious ICADE university. One of his classmates ended up running Mercedes Benz. Like the big boss... in Spain. That school turns out a lot of CEOs. The fancy background is useless with the Brits as they only value law degrees from Commonwealth countries like south Africa. New Zealand. Etc. The world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid. I even noticed that when I was living in Bulgaria and Spain... all the changes.
Article 8 of the federal law.... of May 2... 2006. At which time I was winding up a campaign of living in Asia for a grand total of approximately two non consecutive years including Tibet China south Korea Singapore Malaysia ... not really counting Australia although it is part of Asia.... and heading by month's end close to Hermosa Beach.
Getting back to the trail my father and ex girlfriend blazed as they pre empted a now long tradition of other people writing someone else's term paper in order to advance some student at university in Australia, without said student needing to do anything... nowadays it's a multi-million dollar industry amongst the communist Chinese at the universities in Australia. Most recently in Tasmania judging by real estate prices.
Anyway less than a year since that one occasion my father and girlfriend of the time wrote my paper.... the news came out my sister Raquel had suicided. Remember the U.N. nuclear inspector guy in Iraq?... Richard Butler.... he was all in the news in America coz he was like representing all the western countries inspection interests or something. Well Raquel's last boyfriend in a long line of seemingly normal and healthy 'blokes' as the British say.... was this Butler's brother.... well I clearly recall the atmosphere in my parents' home the first time I walked in after the fact. I'd largely been staying clear of them since around three years earlier.... giving them a mighty wide berth.... but some friendships were restoked a little there in 1998. We set some mighty fine examples for the stupid nouveau rich communist chinese incapable of learning English to come 10-15 years later. Anyway as I was saying ... the atmosphere after the Raquel incident was thick. My parents were clearly very deeply upset. I was also very deeply upset but functioning on a huge reservoir of marijuanain those months. My mom had her anti psychotic meds for decades prior and her anti depressants. ... and my father had his so called beliefs... such as there's nothing wrong with suicide. Regardless, it was clear on that first occasion after the fact, that my parents were deeply upset about it.
Wow the 8th unexploded bombski has just been found. .. addressed to Robert Deniro... I totally wouldn't have him on my fantasy bike club.... but I wouldn't bomb him either. If Woody Allen gets a package bomb I'm guessing China did it and I'd be annoyed coz Woody Allen is a douchebag.
So article 8... 59F3... of the federal law.... (of Russia)...
Порядке... order
Рассмотрения... considerations
O.... about
обращений.... appeals
Граждан... citizens (of the Russian Federation)
Направлено... sent
... to MID of Russia or MBD of Russia
Well that's great. By the way... it did stipulate on the FSB (NO NOT flab Stupid auto correct) website I messaged that all messages sent to the site are addressed.... de facto to the minister of culture or someone therein....
Now they're saying try a different ministry by the looks of it. Not sure which ministries they would be.
The MID ministry is Sergei Lavrov's section. .... foreign affairs.... MBD is the ministry of internal affairs ... like cops... etc... it seems the letter is recommending contacting those other two ministries
Советник.... advisor
Too tired to translate the sign off. 9th bombski found addressed to Joe Biden. Hopefully no-one will get hurt. Must sleep
Соообщаем... let us inform
Что... what
Bashe.... your
Обращение.... appeal
Let us inform you, regarding your appeal....
Поступившее .... incoming.... to the Russian federal government. ... I mean I know I can Just try calling the mayor of Ulan Ude near famous lake Backal.... this is the deepest lake in the world... it's actually spooky how deep it is. Why even bother dealing with the federal govt. except to let them know one of their citizens has died. This is all reminding me of the time I told an ex girlfriend the spanish word for beautiful and she translated it as morsa ... walrus.... Can you imagine going to morsa beach in LA instead of Hermosa Beach? God I was lost in those days. She had a hot rack though and a seriously hot body. I think that was my interest. Can you imagine some male walrus saying to a female walrus you've got a beautiful grill lady.....
Sorry to digress.... try not to think about Ally McBeal....
Рассмотрено.... reviewed by... Соответствии.... some pronouns.... so reviewed in accordance with.... drums are sounding ... a Balrog has been awakened. .... by that I mean someone in the world is watching that scene from a Peter Jackson movie.... but that's not really relevant to our story....
Reviewed in accordance with article 8.... that's not something you'd want your kid telling you is it? I want to be Gandalf when I grow up dad.... you know actually that girl with the hot rack really liked my father. My father was also actually looking like he was proud of me or happy for me to be dating her.... I actually got the two of them to write one of my university papers for me. It was easy for the girl as she was taking the exact same course as me and was very happy if I passed. My father was educated by very strict Jesuits so he often put strong emphasis on academic pursuits. Of the latter I was extremely fond as a youth and spread my pursuits out over the years probably much more so than the students like my girlfriend of the time who measured themselves by the system and valued the system and society in terms of wordly prestige and wordly recognition. My academic pursuits of russian writers, including Dostoyevsky, were only mostly ever based on pursuing spiritual truths. I found amongst the Russians Blavatsky in the top five of intelligent and useful writers of all time. I also valued Ouspensky and his guru Gurdjieff....
Закона.... of the law... in accordance with article 8 of the federal law...
So yeah my father had completed a law degree in spain combined with an economics degree at the prestigious ICADE university. One of his classmates ended up running Mercedes Benz. Like the big boss... in Spain. That school turns out a lot of CEOs. The fancy background is useless with the Brits as they only value law degrees from Commonwealth countries like south Africa. New Zealand. Etc. The world sure has changed a lot since I was a kid. I even noticed that when I was living in Bulgaria and Spain... all the changes.
Article 8 of the federal law.... of May 2... 2006. At which time I was winding up a campaign of living in Asia for a grand total of approximately two non consecutive years including Tibet China south Korea Singapore Malaysia ... not really counting Australia although it is part of Asia.... and heading by month's end close to Hermosa Beach.
Getting back to the trail my father and ex girlfriend blazed as they pre empted a now long tradition of other people writing someone else's term paper in order to advance some student at university in Australia, without said student needing to do anything... nowadays it's a multi-million dollar industry amongst the communist Chinese at the universities in Australia. Most recently in Tasmania judging by real estate prices.
Anyway less than a year since that one occasion my father and girlfriend of the time wrote my paper.... the news came out my sister Raquel had suicided. Remember the U.N. nuclear inspector guy in Iraq?... Richard Butler.... he was all in the news in America coz he was like representing all the western countries inspection interests or something. Well Raquel's last boyfriend in a long line of seemingly normal and healthy 'blokes' as the British say.... was this Butler's brother.... well I clearly recall the atmosphere in my parents' home the first time I walked in after the fact. I'd largely been staying clear of them since around three years earlier.... giving them a mighty wide berth.... but some friendships were restoked a little there in 1998. We set some mighty fine examples for the stupid nouveau rich communist chinese incapable of learning English to come 10-15 years later. Anyway as I was saying ... the atmosphere after the Raquel incident was thick. My parents were clearly very deeply upset. I was also very deeply upset but functioning on a huge reservoir of marijuanain those months. My mom had her anti psychotic meds for decades prior and her anti depressants. ... and my father had his so called beliefs... such as there's nothing wrong with suicide. Regardless, it was clear on that first occasion after the fact, that my parents were deeply upset about it.
Wow the 8th unexploded bombski has just been found. .. addressed to Robert Deniro... I totally wouldn't have him on my fantasy bike club.... but I wouldn't bomb him either. If Woody Allen gets a package bomb I'm guessing China did it and I'd be annoyed coz Woody Allen is a douchebag.
So article 8... 59F3... of the federal law.... (of Russia)...
Порядке... order
Рассмотрения... considerations
O.... about
обращений.... appeals
Граждан... citizens (of the Russian Federation)
Направлено... sent
... to MID of Russia or MBD of Russia
Well that's great. By the way... it did stipulate on the FSB (NO NOT flab Stupid auto correct) website I messaged that all messages sent to the site are addressed.... de facto to the minister of culture or someone therein....
Now they're saying try a different ministry by the looks of it. Not sure which ministries they would be.
The MID ministry is Sergei Lavrov's section. .... foreign affairs.... MBD is the ministry of internal affairs ... like cops... etc... it seems the letter is recommending contacting those other two ministries
Советник.... advisor
Too tired to translate the sign off. 9th bombski found addressed to Joe Biden. Hopefully no-one will get hurt. Must sleep
Tuesday, October 23, 2018
Be Best (Spider)
https://youtu.be/jKryf9BWDQg
So where are all the adventures my imaginary motorcycle gang are having?
Well first of all imagine they turn up to Hollywood to bash gay people at the "boy erased" premiere.... U can see Russell Crowe with black eyes and orange county hunter shaking a fist at him telling him his whole life has been a lie and he has a nerve playing a straight guy. Tea kettle cosy head from Fat Albert gets hungry so it's time to get fried chicken. Big Kuntry and the guy from escape from Alcatraz love fried chicken. Everyone loves fried chicken. The guy from Falling Down burns down a Peppa Pig movie billboard and the crew ride out of Hollywood south for San Diego an hour and the border. It's time to pick up the Caravan from Honduras.
"Yo I heard your country sux, y'all want to escape murderous evil druglords... is that right?" Orange County Hunter asks the Caravan.
They nod in unison.
"Well we got eight bikes here so that's room for eight meth lab cooks. Put your hands up if you can learn how to cook meth and love America." Said the guy from the Shining.
https://youtu.be/k3ChrdJoBCk
Saturday, October 20, 2018
Union Jack off
Glossing over the similarities of crocodiles and the Venom character from the last post... and Hamburg ers....
Let's talk Brexit
His Benjiness is of the opinion that the position of Hungary towards taking refugees during the end of Obama's last years in office is very telling. Hungary ignored the EU demands... German or otherwise and stubbornly refused to take refugees. Britain's main interests in Brexiting is resting primarily on controlling her own immigration destiny, which is understandable. It may be the case that just as the British never encouraged, perhaps, pedagogically, an accurate admission of certain British exploits less glamorous than others such as slavery towards well into the twentieth century, including of their own race.... (and there's always going to be slavery). Being thoroughly anti-American post 1776 in various pro-Canadian wars against the Americans. The holocaust of Catholic Irish under Cromwell's British Republican years. No doubt the interested British masses taking their A levels in history are more aware of the various wars with France over the centuries culminating in the shuddering throb of Waterloo, as it were.
Just as the Brits fail to recognize themselves in all these Henry the V rushings against the various breaches of history interspersing themselves amongst those that the giant can smell grumbling fee fie fo fumb
https://youtu.be/VOOZDO5KDv4
Not least of all during world war 1 when their generals so hopelessly led them to various slaughters rushing German trenches prior to the advent of the tank....
Skipping over the various British exploits in Africa and India.... the good and the bad.... we find Britain today annoyed with Brexit and lacking in any sound advice except possibly Benji's
In short.... Brexiting for Britain only requires immigration control and keeping her own currency. Something Germany is happy for half or more of Eastern Europe to do. Centuries of French resentment means the French will happily want to make Britain suffer and the biggest loss for Britain, the financial services industry, will be swallowed up by Germany and Luxembourg no doubt. Holland should get in on that too. Germany is such a bully. We all remember her bullying Greece in 2012 before the biblical and inevitable wave of immigrants arrived making the Greece debt a non story. Germany loves to bully but with Merkel possibly gone soon, European leaders of France and Germany should rethink their politics of ressentiment against the British. Although for France this is practically impossible. Britain should curry some favor with Spain. Spain is a major cornerstone of the EU and the Spaniards are somewhat equitable in their viewpoint of foreigners. The Spaniards deeply believe in the EU and socialism. In fact, getting a line of credit for Spaniards in Spain is practically an impossibility, which is thoroughly terrible, but still the reality.
Terribleness is in fact so big in the EU that people in France and Germany may not realize that accommodating Britain's needs and desires may be in their own interests, strategically over the centuries. And that countries like Switzerland, Norway and England will never be wholly in or out of the EU per se. Furthermore, the EU is providing distinct countries with many opportunities to develop their own personal little enfant terrible or general terribleness. Spain is loving her lack of credit lines and cheap real estate and poverty. France is loving her socialism. Germany is loving her wealth and power. And England is split down the middle but tipping towards border control and free currency. There's no reason, if Britain cannot develop good relations with Spain, Italy, Portugal, Greece. Everyone that isn't Germany or France, that she cannot control her own border like Hungary and keep her own currency like Bulgaria. Just avoid getting sucked into trouble through ill will from bad leaders. Can't see why Britain can't drag their feet a little and avoid punishing sanctions from the EU while they dither about Brexiting. Certainly they're going to lose their financial services sector to a big extant. Let's see what storms a million Muslim migrants to Germany produces for her over the next ten years. I'd refocus on border control and currency control if I were running Westminster. And not worry about quibbling about contracts and terminology with the EU technocrats. In fact, demand border control and a free economy and offer the British navy to save Italy from illegal immigration in exchange. Talk to Italy directly.
The annoying thing about Europe is how important they all think their own history was. They never had a cultural revolution like China and no real National Unity like the USA. They're all drowning in their own history. As a Spaniard I'd go so far to say as they all suck with the exception of Spain due to being retarded.
1 in 7 Brits are migrants. In London, 1 in 3. Indians, Poles, Pakis.
https://youtu.be/aZvQPKULDAo
Thursday, October 18, 2018
Movie review: Venom (2018)
This movie is awesome. Even if you don't go for marvel movies like Benji (doesn't).... this movie is still awesome
!que fuerte!
Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Wopper
That's what I used to say in the Mike at burger king in plaza de españa in Madrid coming by Paseo de Extremadura during my university days there. The girl at the counter would let me say it. It was so cheap only 200 pesetas for one standard whopper in 1996. Two for breakfast around midday. Yum.
Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down unreservedly has a place in my fantasy motorbike gang in my imagination.
https://youtu.be/-eREiQhBDIk
Breakfast included. Just ask PeeWee.
Meanwhile in the real world I've found a riding gang I can join. MOB western Sydney Aborigines. Just Facebook it.
Whopper in Spanish sounds funny. You try it.
Man it was dangerous riding tonight. Soaked through. So rainy. Slippery. Hard to see. This is definitely Michael Douglas' best role ever....
https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk
When is Trump going to start building roads and bridges? When is the wall going to be built? Is he telling whoppers?
https://youtu.be/9OhIdDNtSv0
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