more america and england bashing

well upon arriving home from work tonite wifey had laid out some new baby clothes she'd acquired and they certainly looked cute........ remember hearing one of these pompous morons from the bbc muttering something about nepotism in african nations and then the thing to do was worry about my kid's future.... most disturbing are the english.... this is a lying race.... a people that lie continually.......... it's a fact that the english are morbidly corrupt and nepotistic, but what's disturbing about them, apart from the inability to rub elbows with them due to their delusion airs of grandeur, what's disturbing about them is their general lack of will to mate outside of their own race: in the future world coming, this is a sign of people that do not want to evolve....

the fact that the english allow the EU to tell them what to do all the time is another sign that they do not want to evolve...... in general europeans do not want to evolve, generally speaking, they are all caught inside entirely the wrong kind of mental paradigm: one where their continent is the eldest (it's actually the youngest) and their people are the oldest, again false, the africans were probably around longer and the europeans most certainly evolved from the same race as the indians (aryans) who were first anyway (indians first)....... therefore the europeans have deluded themselves, not realizing the painful embarrasment that was their past: the dark ages, the catholic church, the protestant reformation, the lack of electricity (even the ancient egyptians could make batteries before the europeans) - their lack of letters, their essential 'brutishness' (to quote nietzsche)........ this is the european

where the german can at least say frankly: we hate jews, let's kill as many as possible; the englishman always must go for tricking his own self (kidding himself) and machiavellian-ism........ the englishman cannot be honest with himself and tell himself the truth: 'i'm a musty old boring prick and i enjoy being a prick to others' -- the englishman has to get drunk, say his homonyms can't/cunt and last/lust and kid himself some more -- this is what nietzsche meant by the 'moral tartufferie' of the english..... even the germans have bettered the english on this level

the problem of the future for my child, apart from the english race, which is a serious problem, the most serious being that the english are essentially a race of arch-liars......... the other problem is the idiocy of the americans......... the great american strength are their genes.......... but in terms of education the americans are backward.......... they understand anglo-saxon names are good, obnoxious laugh tracks on chronically idiotic sitcoms are good, drugs are good, being a whore is good, eating hamburgers are good......... conclusion: genes good; educational/cultural level: zero heading to minus values (away from positive scores)

still we are optimistic, there is africa, china, even possibly india who are in general a supersticious and ignorant people, all kinds of nations out there apart from the anglo idiot bigots of america and england

today's smellin'

ok so today on ellen degeneris they had the funniest guy ever, some guy making jokes about pumpkins and tics and lions and porcupines... this guy had me in tears he was so funny......... honestly, my lungs were shaking with laughter

then ellen made more comments but you know deep down inside she hates all heterosexual people unless they are hollywood celebrities so whatever.........

then saw this movie from 1998 a little in the background while reading the news:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0178779/plotsummary

then went for walk to the shop and seinfeld the comedian was just kind of doing an impromptu stand-up in front of all the moslems there, so went up behind him with some cloroform on a rag and knocked him out, people just kept on with their business there, so started riffing on how important it is to compartmentalize your indian friends from your african friends if you're white.......... you don't want to talk about your indian friends to your african friends because you might make your african friends uncomfortable: my friend sunjay just got married, he works for a bank and makes 100k a year...... that's easy for white people to do that, try doing that if you're born in the ghetto your african friend says..... no, no, you tell your african friend sunjay is black too..........

it all gets uncomfortable, you don't want to be tarnished a kkk supporter for telling your african friends they should get a job driving a taxi or something instead of doing an armed robbery to make money

2 minute hate for new york

my cat puddy is smarter, more useful, more productive, yields a higher GDP and has cooler fleas than so-called 'new york city' hrrummph!!!!

eat shit new york! benji has ZERO sympathy for you, ZERO.... here's why: you're an arrogant, bigoted little city full of arch-ignoramuses.......... here the ignorance of the world is masqueraded as something sophisticated, some kind of glorified, pre wwii paris, but the shocking absense of basic knowledge of cosmology, reality and just general basic facts shows itself as ugly masquerading in new york with her bigoted little prick police force there that have become a troop of fascists after 9/11 which even the local populace despise...... her jealous ashkenazi jews with their 'liberalism' jealously stealing glances at their miserable little in-bred identities and their self-pity........ the ignorant white americans everywhere there with their european genes and disdain for indians and chinese......... go to hell scumbag morons of new york! such a bullying, bigoted, boorish little bastard of a sub-race: new yorkers! benji shits on you you gay faggots! IGNORAMUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a pathetic lot of cowering little snotty-nosed dribblers........... what a brood of scum!........... p.s. my sister likes you!

post nuclear war cultural wasteland of american tv

avert your eyes... there was nothing on tv tonite but pure garbage.... the poor lost wretch 'pink' was screeching from the 5th circle of hell where the poor thing seems to be permanently trapped on nbc's 'today' show (don't worry, the mute function was on the whole time and it was just some sad road kill while benji watched his new pudsy movies)........... then the walking human failure, letterman, has some dumb ho on with green sleeves - some dumb narcissistic bitch that doesn't even have hair comparable to benji's in any wise.... the pure personification of nietzsche's 'last man' that says, 'we have created happiness' and blinks.... (to wit: a MORON)........... how sad that this is the direction these poor lost new yorkers wish to plod in.... alas we can only watch them fail and rue that they are as culturally sophisticated as the dean/teen english rednecks of australia's northern territory with their cockroach races there.......... human, all too human..........

before that there was some sad, pitiful drivel: 'suits'    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1632701/

again... pitiful....... could it be these people, secretly, in their hearts of hearts pray that some random mugger will hold a gun to their head and shoot them dead and put them out of their misery... mayhap, mayhap

flick over to ET.... californian shmucks -- we are more in the mood for them....... the hot bitch on entertainment tonite is on: she is saying matt damon is playing some faggot that is suffering from a cancer attack.... pause, rewind, 'suffering from a cancer attack'..... yes! you stupid pseudo anglo-saxons with your dinky little anglo-saxon names and your botox and money money money are PRECISELY that cancer!!!!

SEE what's wrong with the world!???  we don't want to see the idiot matt damon playing some faggot lover to liberatchi in some lame movie exploring the all-importance of having an anglo-saxon name from some other new and moronically retarded angle, we just want the hot bitch from ET to flick her knickers at the screen and say, 'now i'm freeballing bitches so hazzah!'

then there's some show on called 'the insider' some cracker bitch and some african-american who just happens to be black host the lamest thing you have seen since some IED in iraq just knocked out some poor marine's leg..... you know how these two morons could begin to taste a semblance of wisdom, of which they are far from? and this is completely serious, they should spend an entire 24 hours in a pig-pen with the pigs and not be allowed to stand up the entire time, only get around on their knees, like little pigs, and be forced to eat and drink from the trough with the pigs.... only 1 day spent like this would deliver more wisdom to these two monkeys than years spent hosting 'the insider'.... the truth might not like you, but there it is

the storm america deserves!

in this cross-eyed depiction of santa claus, rafael makes outstanding use of scarlet coloring

turning on the tv this morning, what kind of offensive morons bombard us? ellen degenerate and halle berry spouting off about the supremacy of anglo-saxon names to all other names, they honestly didn't have anything else to talk about....... pathetic weaklings! Benji just wants to tape their buns together, like in the 'breakfast club'..... pathetic weaklings

then the View came on....... again, more pathetic weaklings, couldn't even watch more than a minute of it before the puke started rising - some punk from Jersey Shore......

guess what bitches? the Jersey Shore is about to get the pounding it deserves..........

some bitch from Texas was saying on the internet that she would pray to God for 'intervention'....... well guess what Texan lady? you can just pray to God to teach you how to use a spoon so that you wouldn't tip food all over your face when you eat liquids and then people would want to mess with Texans (whomp whomp)

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha --- back to the stoneage bitches! at least the NFL doesn't offend - now it's new orleans and denver

anyway, gonna wash some dishes and go to my momma's house -- there's no football there but there's fox news so we'll see how republicans feel about shit in general there

ok the drive out to the druitt was the usual quick half hour (sometimes less) on the freeway west, the blue mountains begin to become clearly visible on the horizon around mt druitt and they are just beautiful...... the land feels even more retarded out here in mt druitt --- like time slows down considerably -- summertime is definitely a reality here in mt druitt.... the crows croon slowly and prehistorically as benji waits in line at the post office that was held up at gunpoint some weeks ago:

'crawwwwww, crawwwwwwwwwww' the slow warble of the crow.... everything is so slow in mt druitt.... slow....... slow............. slow down.............. slooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww

then at marisol's fox news is on.... remember the latest republican to come out saying things about rape that rubbed the lefties the wrong way? well in fact, seeing him in this context, here in mt druitt, with some of the downtrodden and just lest millionaire like folks (probably half of homeowners in sydney are millionaires in that their houses are worth a million or almost a million bucks - in mt druitt, the cheapest real estate is available, maybe a house for $300k)............ the slow down, the crows....... the guy seems completely understandable in what he's saying and right..... however, you have no chance taking away the peoples' abortion options available.........

ok marisol is spoiling benji during chris wallace's show -- so far, two toasted tomato/cheese sandwiches and now she's making benji some coffee.... remember how that dumb whippersnapper bitch puked in benji's bold and fresh flagon recently which benji insisted on so she wouldn't puke on upholstery? do u think benji has stopped using that flagon coz of that? think again.... why waste a perfectly good flagon that cost more in postage than it's marked down $7 price tag just coz of some dumb bitch's undigested alcohol and bile, right?

well it turns out my kid will be a boy.... that's suits benji fine....... desi was saying years ago she'd want to call it david... and benji was/is pretty adamant about the name 'scarlett' for a girl.... but now desi doens't care for david so much, thanks god, coz benji prefers rafael for a boy, the spanish spelling....... alexander might be an acceptable compromise, but rafael seems cooler......... alot of people in spain are called rafael...........adolfo (adolph) is also a popular name and jesus as well as vladimir........... desi seemed to brighten up at the mention of vladimir as a potential name..... i feel glad this kid will have reasonably strong genes: a quarter serb/bulgarian; a quarter siberian russian and half spaniard (jew/celtic/whatever).... that should probably be couples first concern when considering reproducing together.....

rafael and scarlett would be extremely cool names for a boy and a girl, and next time ur in madrid, go to the prado museum and check out some of the rafael paintings there by the famous painter rafael........ some of his scarlet colors are still so bright and red on his capes and dresses and what not, even after all those centuries.... maybe they have been touched up since

romney going to iowa on monday or tuesday? and not colorado?

why? can someone explain why? and while you're at it, please explain how 8 foot tall chewbacca ends up on Endor which is a planet full of 2 foot tall ewoks....

thnx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14 (chewbacca defense)

musicality and ryan seacrest and the ellen lady's radio show

so yesterday, was rolling in my rag-top when i saw a little castle and decided to actually take a crap in a toilet bowl, grabbed the toilet paper left draped on my rolls for that purpose and crapped in style.... if there's no building shaped like a rook, benji prefers to just crap standing up, bovine style, or else don a jet-pack and take a flying crap on some unfortunate passer-by, pigeon style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE  (vanilla ice)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnODDqYUoUs&feature=fvsr  (nwa)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIev94s7Mo  (jane's addiction - ocean size)

then benji decides to take a walk on a boardwalk and visit one of my homey's locked up in a special little jail, just for her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU (under the boardwalk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfg97-5uhFQ  (he's like the wind - patrick swayze)

then, all of a sudden, venus! oops, i mean mars! the ryan seacrest was there in the flesh, under the boardwalk.... flocked by papparazzi.... i fairly swooned with love and started playing love ballads on my i-pod: he's like the wind, through the trees, feel his breath on my face... his body close to me, can't look in his eyes, he's all i need! just a fool to believe i have anything he needs..... by this point of singing, benji was doing ballet pivots and piroacs and all kinds of shit on the boardwalk, just like an episdoe of glee or something like that....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1gi8oq74g  (olivia john - hopelessly devoted to you)

and seacrest's sidekick ellen? thrown under the bus from the get-go