buenas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyjTrwOMSO4

hoy mucho jaleo como siempre - muy ocupado -- por la manana, para variar, deje que la piba se acercaba al salon y a ver si dejaba de llorar un poco, al asomarse de la cama --- los lunes, martes y miercoles, su madre sale temprano para el trabajo --- alejandro, que cumplio tres anos ayer, suele levantarse primero y con facilidad, el no llora sino se acerca a mi para despertarme, o bien a decirme que su hermana esta llorando..... muchas veces despierto antes de ellos dos y despido a mi mujer y espero a que alguno de los dos crios se despierten............ lo tipico es que a alejandro le dejo ver el 'baby td' (baby tv) y le meto en el bano a escarleta........... voy hacienda café y preparando leche con chocolate para alejandro..... cuando escarleta ya esta para salirse del bano le saco y seco y le llamo a alejandro a que se bane.... el ya esta potty trained asi que ya le hubiera quitado el panuelo de la noche - porque si no lo llevara se mearia por la noche - antes.... le meto en el bano y le paso la leche, le pongo un panuelo a escarleta antes de que ella pueda mear en el suelo......... he notado ultimamente que ella no suele cagar estas mananas lunes, martes, miercoles por las horas q. le cuido - de seis y media cuanto se levante hasta la una y cuarta q. viene su madre del trabajo...... suele ella estar dormida a estas horas de todas formas, tengo media hora con la mujer y salgo a currar en el autobus toda la tarde hasta las diez y pico que ficho para marchar del trabajo....... el alejandro tiene que attender a la guarderia estos tres dias laborales que la mujer trabaja asi que le suelo llevar a las 9 y media o asi..... algunos dias se monta una bronco ahi como que no quiere atender, seria bastante raro q. le dejo librarse y estoy conciente que a veces los ninos pequenos puedan inentar controlar su situcion con grandes muestros de disgusto, etc..... muy a menudo tengo el costumbre de imitarle a alejandro cuando se pone a quejarse con algo que se disgusta, como el quitarle el baby td...... pronto se da cuenta que el gritar y llorar no va a cumplir nada y busca una manera de ofender, tocando las persianas (un delito serio) o bien maltratar a su hermana como queja......... a la piba, cuando alejandro esta en la guarderia le llevo los martes a un colegio de ninos catolicos cercano para atender a un grupo para ninos menores de cuatro anos........ suele quedarse dormida al mediodia..... lo cual a menudo me deja una hora para echarme a descansar..... las noticias de espana salen cada dia a las once me parece pero muy raramente lo veo, a lo major una vez al mes por promedio.... los miercoles le llevo a ella a una especie de baile y canta-canciones para los padres con sus crios pequenos de mi iglesia local (inglesa)....... despues de eso nos vamos a jugar con los juguetes en un centro al lado de la iglesia........... los jueves x la manana toca el playgroup de los rusos......... todo muy estresante para decirte la verdad......... hoy al dejar el alejandro y volver a casa con escarleta para coger el carro decian en el nbc today que iba a salir el laura bush ahi en la tele hablando de las mujeres de Afghanistan..... hubiera sido interesante verlo, a lo major lo busco por internet luego ---- vi a un bebe de cinco meses o asi en el correo local - la oficina - al salir con escarleta sonreirme --- tenia una cara muy inteligente -- era afgani sin duda ese bebe -- es muy raro que vea a cualguier bebe con tanta inteligencia como el parecia tener -- seguramente es el afgani mas listo del mundo entero ese crio -- no me sorprenderia para nada......... estaba pensando ultimamente de Nuevo en tener un ano sabatico un la rusia..... a lo mejor cerca al mar negro/Bulgaria, por ejemplo en sochi --- tendriar que estudiar ruso y investigar, planificarlo.... mi mujer estaria de acuerdo si podemos sacar visados, deduzco de su tono de voz y manera de responder que estaria dispuesto a hacerlo --- seria interesante la verdad ---

love a good court case?

sifting through the details ?


then sink your teeth into this:


https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/local/marine/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_marine-1210pm-stream%3Ahomepage%2Fstory


benjis verdict:


Thompson and his girlfriend Stadler are fuckarsing around like slutbags and wasting taxpayer money on stupid trials. Thompson lies under oath and so does Stadler and quibble about bullshit. Thompson is a cockslapping idiot, he doesn't deserve any taxpayer funded pension and Stadler should pay her 85k back to uncle Sam and learn how to masturbate. Bang, bang, gavel sounds. Dismissed.

movie review, blood alley, 1955

Robert Morrison is some kind of gronk queer, if he was around today he'd be called tom Sullivan and he'd work in radio and 'discover' Ryan seecret. He's on a tug boat with Cathy and she's way too hot for him but morrisons only competition is a bunch of commie chinks. Cathy fries Morrison two eggs, proving that point. The commies amaze us by not eating each other, Morrison barks some orders and there's a commercial break.


Cathy stands in a studio in LA rubbing a green towel on Morrison's face. There's a transparent pane with water running down it in front of a camera, simulating a storm. Her meaning is she has fallen in love with Morrison. She's horny and not into yellow dick.


Kazakhstan was recruited to do the production design by the looks of things. Cathy left, Morrison is probably hungry.


Morrison gives a rousing john wayne-like speech, telling the commie Chinese not to eat their babies if they are female but the people think he is stupid. A ship sinks, Kazakhstan goes broke. The Japanese or Mao Zedong are shooting at Morrison and his yellow friends. Maybe they want to war.


Cathy finds out there's only yellow dick for miles and runs back to tom. It isn't the Japanese shelling tom and crew but Mao Zedong and his mates. They don't want to rob the proletariat class and run to Australia just yet but Morrison avoids their shelling attack just. Cathy is playing with a poll in some reeds, maybe they're looking for Moses. Who knows. This movie sux but at least the people in the 1950s aren't total douches like nowadays, even if they were yellow.


now all the stinking rich yellow commies with all the money from the Marxist proletariat can come to Australia and buy a phoney degree for quarter million dollars from the lying English and their pretend to be English but not be English buddies. After they have their fraud degree they can get a qualified worker visa and go to America.

are you a man or a gronk?

remember the Matrix? It was filmed right here in Sydney around 1997... We remember it well, but there must have been something in the water! The directors, the Watchoutski brothers are both now the Watchoutski sisters!!!!


http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/style/second-wachowski-sibling-comes-out-as-transgender-woman.html


wtf, right? And I thought I was tending towards the effeminate by taking care of my kids while my wife works 24 hours a week.... Maybe I'm confused.... I bet Billy Graham's sons wouldn't go transgender, you have to give them that


wow, that's just unbelievable, probably why Benji doesn't watch movies much, dammit Keanu was such a great chosen one for crying out loud


so which presidential candidates are more likely than others to go transgender, have fun making your own lists, here's benji's:


more likely:


1) weekend at bernies
2) Hillary
3) katsitch
4) rubio/ trump
5) Cruz

more fresh Australian vocab: sicko and dodgie

recently cops in Australia released previously unseen footage of mass murderer, martin Bryant from port Arthur Tasmania's slaying of 35 tourists and locals.... That's a total sicko and we'll come back to that soon, but for now, a quick smoko (cigarette break - everything has to end in 'o in Australia), and then hopefully catch Trumpo on fox and friends after he's been running around everywhere in the thick of election season... Cruz is right on his heels and theoretically, could overtake him.... Talk soon


oh that was painful, total gronk billy graham's son, just horrible.... Reminds me of some horrible movie from last year that we caught like twenty minutes of earlier this week, wild card or something, some dopey kung fu tough guy from England goes to Vegas and bets at black jack. You couldn't talk any truth about how nauseatingly horrible that movie was without being labeled an anti Semite as the writer was probably a Jew, surname Goldman. Just horrible.


http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2231253/


apparently Goldman is supposed to know how to write movie scripts but benji strongly doubts it, he looks like a dodgie gronk, possibly a minor sicko


call with trumpo cut out, flicking over to cnn, they need to stop thinking about black and white and these kinds of labels and just recognize they're a bunch of sicko gronks, just sayin'.... Wasserman Shultz, bah

what kind of warfare might the future bring?

read this from the ny times:

In 2004, it took more than 13,000 highly trained troops, primarily Americans, almost two months to retake and clear Falluja of about 3,000 insurgents in the fiercest fight of the Iraq war. Ninety-five American service members died, and more than 560 were wounded.

The battle for Mosul, many military experts say, could be much worse. Pentagon officials say they are unsure how many Islamic State militants are in the city, but they have been there for almost two years.

“When the coalition cleared Falluja, it took forever, and Mosul is larger than Falluja,” Mr. Martin, the Iraq expert, said. “And the people who will be doing the clearing are not U.S. troops.”

benji says:

13,000 American troops to clear a hostile city good for nothing...... can you imagine if you got that CRSPR gene editing technology..... introduce a virus into a city's water supply, program the virus to put everyone to sleep for a week. send in the soldiers and everyone is sleeping like a lamb. handcuffs all round..... what a magnificent way to fight a war that would be..... I can't understand how that is not achievable within ten years!  CRSPR technology can do everything! it can save the arab world from becoming irretrievably spastic from too many cousin marriages......... it can neutralize malaria forever! it can make you a better swimmer! CRSPR to the rescue!    sometimes you have to wonder if big interests like big oil and big machine gun and big bomb are against smarter ways of doing things like CRSPR virus sleepy town and solar energy ---- you have to scratch your head

fresh australian vocabulary: GRONK

GRONK:  noun; unknown origin - a buffoonish person - example:

Sam:      hey Walid, check out the gronks on aisle four!

Walid:   oh my Allah, the readings are off the chart! better cancel my wedding to my cousin Fatima
               next week and see if I can fix the gronkometer

Sam:       Wolla at you!

Walid:    Wolla back 'atcha G!