Friday, October 10, 2014
thousands of Kobane residents will soon be slaughtered by ISIS in cold blood
my gut tells me that this could still be averted but only if Obama picks up his phone and starts acting.....
unfortunately, i do not think Obama will act..........the biggest problem for Obama has been his constant mantra of, 'we will not put troops in harm's way,' and, 'we will not put troops on the ground in iraq,'...........
history is showing us that the evacuation, massive spending on arms and propping up the weak Shi-ites, has strengthened the Sunnis and now they are pissed off and thirsty for some murder.... a 'palpable bloodlust', as Bush would say..........
that means in a few days time, they will start murdering thousands of residents left stuck in Kobane.......
here are some of the issues:
1) Obama's reluctance to 'put boots on the ground' / lack of hover packs for soldiers to hover in
2) Turkey likes to hold Kurds down, Kurds are Turkey's niggers.... Turkey says she won't get involved unless the U.S. signs on to shut Assad down
3) foreign fighters that are interested in the complex situation are all terrorists
4) the Kurds about to be slaughtered are considered terrorists by the USA and the EU -- this is an utter fallacy as they are certainly not terrorists
5) Turkey doesn't give a shit about the Kurds, except that they can start trouble in Turkey; the Kurds are being thoroughly arse-fucked by ISIS
6) the Kurds should have been properly armed years ago..... various factions in Syria should also have been armed more aggressively, if McCain was President, things wouldn't look like they do now although it would still be a clusterfuck
7) no-one can advise Obama if they are in the military or CIA as they are all white supremacists, only card carrying communists can advise Obama and only if they are pro-Ukraine and anti-Russia (absurd!)
8) Obama could grudgingly be prompted to save those Yeshive people on the mountain top a few weeks ago but cannot be prompted to save Kobane's Kurds because he doesn't want to re-nig on his 'no boots on the ground policy'........
9) the CIA people are too wussy to act on their own, air-dropping weapons to Kobane's residents..... the CIA were a lot bolder under Reagan doing all kinds of crazy shit in South America
10) Obama is afraid of tanks, he thinks they are only good when holding (blinged out) goldfish, lol, ha ha ha
11) lack of strategy completely: say, for example, Obama hadn't run around saying 'no boots on the ground' since he was in diapers, and he actually left himself some wiggle room to say, we're going to 'effect a limited incursion'.... then a tank squadron or two, some soldiers, air strikes, would easily repel isis from Kobane......... then the strategy would be: to where? a line would have to be drawn
you don't even have that right now, you have nothing, just what has been outlined above
12) in any case, after Kobane is taken by ISIS, it can only be a matter of time before they start testing Turkey directly across the border..... this will be interesting to see if the two neighbors will get along peacefully or if a war will break out between Turkey and ISIS, these will be extremely interesting and somewhat dangerous
CONCLUSION: Obama should sign off on helicoptering as many Kobane civilians out of Kobane as possible, otherwise they will be murdered
also it wouldn't be surprising if war broke out in Korea one of these days either
Thursday, October 9, 2014
the hengaillaan test / tupperguddy / kidman-firth-strong movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4 (hengaillaan)
ok so touching on that last posting, the KIRKA song Hengaillaan will henceforth be considered the gold standard of what is to be considered worthy entertainment and what is not.........for example, recently a kidman/firth/strong movie is released at the cinema: 'before i go to sleep' or something like that, based on the reviews, it would not be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan a few times..........on the other hand, Brad Pitt's 'Fury' movie would be more entertaining than just listening to Hengaillaan by Kirka a few times
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| kirka |
Kirka is a russian first generation finn in case you were wondering, immensely talented man by the looks of it (now deceased) and one of Finnland's most famous sons in the sphere of music
now about tupperguddy, it has finally clicked in, i finally understand now the basic formation........ i didn't realize that the defensive players are actually DIFFERENT to the offensive players in the NFL.... for example, when a team, say the Texans, do NOT have the ball, they do not field their quarterback and regular offensive players, instead they field their defensive players who are an entirely different batch of 11 fellows, i did not realize this before...........furthermore, these defensive players are 5 linemen who are big fellows who bust and thrust and block the opposing five big fellows (refrigerators) in front of them upon the snap, at the scrimmage........ another say four players might be some kind of linebackers, such as inside linebackers..........the inside linebacker will look to sack or block the quarterback from making a throw, he will seek out the quarterback immediately the ball is snapped, potentially penetrating through (over the top or through a gap) the scrimmage linemen (ten in total, really) or else around them...........those players not slotted as linemen (about 5) or linebackers (another maybe 4) will be set as what i would call switches or flip-floppers.....this is not the normal term used in the game but neither is tupperguddy so go figure........anyway the two switches will be very nimble, agile, fast, rapid, lithe, spritely fellows who will go deep and watch out for any long passes from the quarterback, seeking to intercept the ball or frustrate any opposing players headed deep into their territory.......... if the ball is already close to the endzone of the defenders then there will be no need to field two switches therefore instead of fast, lithe players, the coach will look to field 2 linebackers instead who would be bigger, heavier guys, capable of blocking a penetrating, busting run on foot with the ball........... this change of players would be temporary due to the conditions and players are slotted around frequently between plays i would imagine although i do not know the rules regulating this, i think there's only maybe twice a quarter or twice a game a coach can call a timeout outright, will have to figure that out later
anyway back to the strong/kidman/firth movie, so was reading the reviews on it, then some guy comes along with his date........after she jumps out, he tells me that he met her on some dating website tinder, some time ago, got her pregnant on accident, met her for moral support and 'closure' regarding her abortion but also to 'tee up' a threesome as she was looking for some woman on tinder to 'growl her out' as the folks say 'down under'............ it got me thinking, that would be a really neat start to a movie, for example, a nichole kidman movie: some mother and her girlfriend (just a female friend, not a growler) are going home but at their home the mom's daughter and her friends have made arrangements on some dating website to have some random guys jump them once they walk in the door, instead the mom and her friend go in and get accidentally raped, that would be a really entertaining start to a movie and really a scenario that is sure to end up playing out somehow in real life somehow
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
checking in with letterman
report card -
dave takes applause and adulation for 2 minutes.... finally he starts telling jokes -- none of them are memorable but neither unpleasant -- if he is indeed recruiting his writers from back alleys as they pick their lunches out of trash dumpsters then more power to him
then dave starts going all obscure and lame, kind of mumbling like about some dumb thing somewhere in america, like that groundhog that predicts the weather except stupid and lame (unlike the groundhog).......
then he starts telling some funny jokes, thank God for that and you start wondering if he's recruiting writers from homeless shelters or what, whatever he's doing to recruit writers, it's working because he's saying something funny
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| where's the old people's home? big red forgot his Pokemon! |
then there's one of these kooky funny segments internal gps, george w is there and then the crown jewel of the show is some guy explaining how he was kidnapped at gunpoint twice with his bro and that it was horrific and then the 20/20 guy is all surprised and says, 'horrific, how?'......... clearly dave's writers had some healthy protein and carbs and even some vitamins in their bellies when they unearthed that jewel
then dave gets some first generation south carolinian comedian whose parents are from india -- the guy is quite amusing
then there's some scene with big red --- his potential is being wasted, he used to be a lady's man kind of guy but now he's just angry --- how can you solve a problem like big red? you can try singing that in tune with the song from the sound of music.........clearly his potential needs tapping -- my advice would be to send him to some nursing homes for the elderly...... even if you don't show the clips, the effort will pay dividends in terms of getting him to do something funny or just deciding to leave him there permanently
speaking of grandpas, some old guy miraculously makes it to dave's bench without a wheelchair..... if you weren't born before 1924 forget about even understanding what he's talking about, pistachio nuts in idaho or something, no idea, maybe he was talking about frank sinatra
remember when americans were brash and rude and obnoxious but at the same time right about reminding people that their country doesn't have real doctors or hospitals and stuff like that? there was none of that........ they need to start mocking some inferior nation -- just throw a dart at a map of the world and get cracking: YOU NEED TO START HAZING THE REST OF THE WORLD BITCHES AND MAKE ME LAUGH
here look at this eurovision from 1984 - finland's entry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_vnjEL9R4 (hengallaain)
enough said, OK, these finns aren't even trying to be funny, they're just being themselves.... you're work is cut out for you, go to it
actually i really like that finnish song, it's the only eurovision song worth listening to, great song
C'mon let's boogie |
| Twenty-five past ten tonight |
| We missed the only late-night train, but that's all right |
| After dawn, at six o-five, the morning train's due to arrive |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around |
| We're jamming all night long |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around |
| This beat will go on and on |
| But don't you worry if trains don't come |
| They ain't gonna hurry, we got fun |
| Life is like a choo-choo, always there to take you to |
| Two o'clock, the night is blue |
| And no one in the station hall, just me and you |
| All is gone, there's nothing to lose |
| Get up, so still, let's blow a fuse |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around |
| We're jamming all night long |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around |
| This beat will go on and on |
| But don't you worry if trains don't come |
| They ain't gonna hurry, we got fun |
| Life is like a choo-choo, always there to take you to |
| Six o'clock, no trains you see |
| We missed it like the one before, but c'est la vie |
| Thanks a lot, we laugh and cry |
| We wanna get this feeling up high |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, dance around |
| We're jamming all night long |
| C'mon, let's boogie, mama, move around |
| This beat will go on and on |
| This beat will go on and on |
Monday, October 6, 2014
Rookwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peK0Pcq3TmI (at last)
Rookwood is, according to the claim Rookwood makes, i think, the biggest cemetery in the southern hemisphere..... i rode Colleen (my newly acquired only 7 days ago 49cc motor scooter) to Rookwood tonight and parked her and took a short jog and walk afterwards....... the ride took only about five minutes from my garage to Rookwood's eaves........ i am well and truly in love with Colleen, my 49cc motor scooter.... it's like that song in Pleasantville: At last my true love has come along......... i've already decided that once i discharge Colleen from service in a year or so, when i have my full license and am ready, i will acquire Britney.... Britney will be at least 250cc, possibly 500cc (ideally i guess) and will be a normal motorbike with gears.... very likely Japanese........... i look forward to doing 110kph on the freeway riding Britney, but for now am enjoying my love affair with Colleen immensely
about Rookwood, let me say that just like the videoclip pegged above, from Pleasantville, lover's lane..... Rookwood cemetery is for me, just such a special place.... however, i do not feel the need to bring any woman or friend or even a dog there, just Colleen is enough (the motor scooter)....... the trees along Rookwood's western perimeter, on East street, which i travelled tonight, it is an exceedingly long street, very long, probably more than a mile, easily....... it borders Rookwood's western perimeter..... the trees are all imports, i've included a photograph above..... my mother actually completed a degree in Spain in Horticulture, however i never did seem to learn much, if anything, about the topic from her, in any case, i observed that one of the pines had small leaves with surprisingly stiff and sharp pricks (see photo right), i have never actually observed this pine before that i can think of.............the tree leaf on the left also a common sight there.........happily absent were the local gum trees which are very ugly and retarded creatures, so common in australia which seems like a retarded continent in its flora and fauna (native).......what lends to Rookwood's mystique, for me, without question, is the fact that it is a place where i witnessed a UFO around early March 2003..... i had taken a jog from the boarding house i stayed a few months on Jersey road in strathfield to Rookwood's eastern perimeter on Weroona Road (the Eastern portion) - it is a divided rode, i rode Colleen up Weroona's western side tonight.........anyway, all those years ago, 11 and a half now, i ran from Jersey Road strathfield, to Weroona, on the eastern side, jumped over the cemetery gates and took a rest after all that jogging (which i did tonight also but without entering the cemetery)..... we mentioned this earlier on this blog, this sighting, the spaceship was an electric silvery blue and shaped like a warplane style although very smooth on the outside and glowing a kind of silvery blue light, i tried seeing if there was a cockpit and a pilot but there was nothing that could be seen, the thing was about 200 yards up in the sky i suppose and kind of heading towards where i was but way up high, it appeared out of invisibility......... doing which does not strike me at all as odd and i'm sure this kind of thing happens with people, actually i've seen this happen with people a number of times just appear out of invisibility.... anyway, there it was in a second or two it had slowly travelled about 200 yards i suppose in a kind of parabola towards up above me, more or less directly, and then shot away from where i was facing into the horizon in about 2 to 3 seconds with a marked and noticeable acceleration, without making any noise or zapping into non-existence, it just smoothly glided away, very quickly -- it was extremely cool --- maybe there was a female driving the thing........... i'm sure aliens out there are doing it all the time and some are male/female whereas others are asexual, having evolved back out of bi-gender races, this must be a universal norm, i reckon, along with the bipedal form...........
anyway, it was with some remembrances of this sight and the feelings it aroused that i found myself strolling along Rookwood's western perimeter, enjoying the ambience..... it is truly a beautiful place, as although it is in a large city of about 5 million people, you might easily feel you are in a small town, in a rural place, even.............. sydney is about the size of LA but with less than half the amount of people so there are many extended places, places with horses, farms, on the perimeters, etc..........
generally its a good opportunity to try to experience the mysterious, going for a walk like that, with the full moon and the artistic smattering of low flying clouds obscuring the moon............much better than being glued to the tv..... there's a chirping of crickets or cicadas or some kind of bichos at the community college grounds across the road, a symphony.......... the sky, an artist's pallet......... the artist, we don't know who it is, but clearly there is some kind of artist, some kind of creator or creators who make us look like insignificant ants, nitwits............ the lofty heights of the atmosphere, someone or something made this possible, the moon, some force created it -- some Intelligence is out there, also flying around in spaceships, what would those magnificent fliers have to say about God?
it would be good to know...........did you know in Russia there is some President of some obscure soviet or russian republic no-one has even heard of who is one of these billionaire oligarchs of Russia, a very busy and important man in Russia, who has openly confessed on russian tv a number of times that space aliens took him into their spaceship into outer space and that he saw space with them from their spaceship......... an amazing story
other stories abound about alien sightings on the internet, it's an amazing topic.........one guy says he's been taken to another planet..............
while it certainly would be a thrill to visit another planet with some space aliens on their spaceship, Benji is happy to merely ride Colleen around at 60kph fearing death from a sidestreet and enjoying the cool breeze....springtime is here and the weather is warm and agreeable........ we are at peace with ourselves.......
some of the gravesites had little colored lights on them tonight, like xmas trees, they seemed to be a chinese styled thing to have such little lights on the gravestones like that, there was a poster saying there's going to be a sculpture walk for another week or so.......... i hope to ride through the cemetery soon in the daytime on Colleen....... the quantity of bones of the deceased in the cemetery does not lend it a morbid feel but rather the place seems full of healthy nitrogen rich fertilizer..... it is a very large ground with many roads and pathways.......... certainly seems an appealing place to get back to nature, here in the midst of suburbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czA94KUHzD0
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| flora |
Rookwood is, according to the claim Rookwood makes, i think, the biggest cemetery in the southern hemisphere..... i rode Colleen (my newly acquired only 7 days ago 49cc motor scooter) to Rookwood tonight and parked her and took a short jog and walk afterwards....... the ride took only about five minutes from my garage to Rookwood's eaves........ i am well and truly in love with Colleen, my 49cc motor scooter.... it's like that song in Pleasantville: At last my true love has come along......... i've already decided that once i discharge Colleen from service in a year or so, when i have my full license and am ready, i will acquire Britney.... Britney will be at least 250cc, possibly 500cc (ideally i guess) and will be a normal motorbike with gears.... very likely Japanese........... i look forward to doing 110kph on the freeway riding Britney, but for now am enjoying my love affair with Colleen immensely
about Rookwood, let me say that just like the videoclip pegged above, from Pleasantville, lover's lane..... Rookwood cemetery is for me, just such a special place.... however, i do not feel the need to bring any woman or friend or even a dog there, just Colleen is enough (the motor scooter)....... the trees along Rookwood's western perimeter, on East street, which i travelled tonight, it is an exceedingly long street, very long, probably more than a mile, easily....... it borders Rookwood's western perimeter..... the trees are all imports, i've included a photograph above..... my mother actually completed a degree in Spain in Horticulture, however i never did seem to learn much, if anything, about the topic from her, in any case, i observed that one of the pines had small leaves with surprisingly stiff and sharp pricks (see photo right), i have never actually observed this pine before that i can think of.............the tree leaf on the left also a common sight there.........happily absent were the local gum trees which are very ugly and retarded creatures, so common in australia which seems like a retarded continent in its flora and fauna (native).......what lends to Rookwood's mystique, for me, without question, is the fact that it is a place where i witnessed a UFO around early March 2003..... i had taken a jog from the boarding house i stayed a few months on Jersey road in strathfield to Rookwood's eastern perimeter on Weroona Road (the Eastern portion) - it is a divided rode, i rode Colleen up Weroona's western side tonight.........anyway, all those years ago, 11 and a half now, i ran from Jersey Road strathfield, to Weroona, on the eastern side, jumped over the cemetery gates and took a rest after all that jogging (which i did tonight also but without entering the cemetery)..... we mentioned this earlier on this blog, this sighting, the spaceship was an electric silvery blue and shaped like a warplane style although very smooth on the outside and glowing a kind of silvery blue light, i tried seeing if there was a cockpit and a pilot but there was nothing that could be seen, the thing was about 200 yards up in the sky i suppose and kind of heading towards where i was but way up high, it appeared out of invisibility......... doing which does not strike me at all as odd and i'm sure this kind of thing happens with people, actually i've seen this happen with people a number of times just appear out of invisibility.... anyway, there it was in a second or two it had slowly travelled about 200 yards i suppose in a kind of parabola towards up above me, more or less directly, and then shot away from where i was facing into the horizon in about 2 to 3 seconds with a marked and noticeable acceleration, without making any noise or zapping into non-existence, it just smoothly glided away, very quickly -- it was extremely cool --- maybe there was a female driving the thing........... i'm sure aliens out there are doing it all the time and some are male/female whereas others are asexual, having evolved back out of bi-gender races, this must be a universal norm, i reckon, along with the bipedal form...........
anyway, it was with some remembrances of this sight and the feelings it aroused that i found myself strolling along Rookwood's western perimeter, enjoying the ambience..... it is truly a beautiful place, as although it is in a large city of about 5 million people, you might easily feel you are in a small town, in a rural place, even.............. sydney is about the size of LA but with less than half the amount of people so there are many extended places, places with horses, farms, on the perimeters, etc..........
generally its a good opportunity to try to experience the mysterious, going for a walk like that, with the full moon and the artistic smattering of low flying clouds obscuring the moon............much better than being glued to the tv..... there's a chirping of crickets or cicadas or some kind of bichos at the community college grounds across the road, a symphony.......... the sky, an artist's pallet......... the artist, we don't know who it is, but clearly there is some kind of artist, some kind of creator or creators who make us look like insignificant ants, nitwits............ the lofty heights of the atmosphere, someone or something made this possible, the moon, some force created it -- some Intelligence is out there, also flying around in spaceships, what would those magnificent fliers have to say about God?
it would be good to know...........did you know in Russia there is some President of some obscure soviet or russian republic no-one has even heard of who is one of these billionaire oligarchs of Russia, a very busy and important man in Russia, who has openly confessed on russian tv a number of times that space aliens took him into their spaceship into outer space and that he saw space with them from their spaceship......... an amazing story
other stories abound about alien sightings on the internet, it's an amazing topic.........one guy says he's been taken to another planet..............
while it certainly would be a thrill to visit another planet with some space aliens on their spaceship, Benji is happy to merely ride Colleen around at 60kph fearing death from a sidestreet and enjoying the cool breeze....springtime is here and the weather is warm and agreeable........ we are at peace with ourselves.......
some of the gravesites had little colored lights on them tonight, like xmas trees, they seemed to be a chinese styled thing to have such little lights on the gravestones like that, there was a poster saying there's going to be a sculpture walk for another week or so.......... i hope to ride through the cemetery soon in the daytime on Colleen....... the quantity of bones of the deceased in the cemetery does not lend it a morbid feel but rather the place seems full of healthy nitrogen rich fertilizer..... it is a very large ground with many roads and pathways.......... certainly seems an appealing place to get back to nature, here in the midst of suburbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czA94KUHzD0
Saturday, October 4, 2014
hollywood happenings with your host, benji
see that picture? that's how most of the people Benji deals with see him, just a bundle of drawn back hair and a neck and some cheek, like an over the shoulder shot, but the left shoulder -- while Benji drives - hopefully they aren't jerking eachother off..... in that picture it's actually Reese Witherspoon and an absolutely marvellous movie, Pleasantville......... Witherspoon is coming out now with two new movies, one called Wild which seems to be a biopic about Courtney Love...... secondly, some movie about african child soldiers, all grown up, from Sudan......... also Ridley Scott is coming out with a big special effects movie about Moses which could be very promising
another biblical film this year was Noah, which we haven't seen, due to being a hater, or whatever, which didn't look as great as Moses is looking...... Russell Crowe also appeared in a french revolution musical, les miserables, the movie -- the trailer for that on the big screen did look pretty good
not really sure much else about Witherspoon and Crowe's careers or personal lives, apart from Crowe got a divorce and am wondering if his wife was one of my buddies at film school -- although don't really care........and Witherspoon got pulled over by some cops on the freeway somewhere in america........ one of my schoolmates in university in spain later ended up marrying Alejandro Sanz, the famous latin-world singer.........so i wouldn't at all be surprised if one particular film school classmate here in sydney, 15 years ago, did end up marrying Russell Crowe, but don't really care anyway
what's clear is that these people, Sanz, Crowe, Witherspoon, Scott, know how to make movies and videoclips and things of such nature and get paid for it......... unfortunately, Benji is just not really capable of that, hence Benji drives a cab and the aforementioned sip pena coladas and get paid to have fun acting in movies.........such is life
one of the reasons Benji cannot be a successful filmmaker is his lack of marketable ideas, here's an example: wouldn't it be absolutely magnificent to see Crowe and Witherspoon in the same movie, together, as leading parts..........up until there, i'm sure anybody would agree with me: audience, bankroller, important (ashkenazi) Jew in casting agency in LA and NYC, respected anglo-saxon thespian in London and New Zealand.......... all the afore-mentioned would absolutely agree with me: put Witherspoon and Crowe together and watch the money wagons pull into the station and the happy viewers swipe their credit cards at the dvd machine or hand over cash for exhorbitant popcorn at the cinema..........
however, it is after this premise that Benji is no longer capable of competing with these big-screen bread winners, for a successful writer would craft a tail of the two perhaps being hunted down while on a camping trip by some crazy thugs or something, or perhaps high end lawyers who find out their boss is embezzling funds or god knows what scenario, it's amazing to think these two are never seen in the same movie........... unfortunately, Benji's ideal movie with the two would ruin both of their careers, possibly cause a global financial crisis and general meltdown in human confidence, etc, due to how amazingly terrible it would be.... it would be such a bad film, the reviewers at Rotten Tomatoes would actually experience heart attacks in their frenzy to express their shock and disbelief that such a bad film were possible, it would, in fact, be like the car that Homer invents in that memorable Simpsons episode:
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| the homer |
in my film, both would play a married Australian couple, Crowe would be legless from the mid-thigh down and play a high court magistrate or just a local court magistrate, Witherspoon would play the captain of the Australian women's cricket team, the year would be around 1965 and it would be set in Australia and everyone, including Witherspoon, would have real Australian accents...... ideally Witherspoon would turn into a blood-sucking vampire and Crowe's character would turn a blind eye to it due to feeling alienated in his marriage to Witherspoon's character.........there could possibly be a cold-war scandal, with the Witherspoon cricket playing vampire character possibly attacking a Russian Diplomat from the USSR who later turns out to be a spy anyway........ this is the kind of movie i would enjoy for years until being able to finally understand that it's possibly not a great movie......... unfortunately, perhaps, it would never get made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp0Xe1Hg1dw (tobey tear-wiper)
where's tobey macguire to wipe my tears when i'm having a bad day (like today!) -- he's not here in person! bitch! oh well, at least i can watch the 'fury' trailer with brad pitt and be proud of not getting a hard-on despite his extremely good looking macho persona in the flick
that 'fury' movie looks pretty cool, brad and all the tanks there and the nazi germans too....... benji recently made a short montage featuring a tank however no-one watches it.... just like that character from the eleanor rigby song............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8bEGM8EgQ
moving on, the coen brothers.........weren't they the guys that did the big lebowski? they have real potential those guys........ one time, in spain, some spaniard guy was telling me that he liked the new (at the time) george lucas star wars movie (episode 1 or 2) but that he wanted to see more special effects of the type where the two Jedis run at super distance covering a quarter mile in a flash...... in a similar way, it would be good to see the Cohen brothers come up with some kind of exploitative and audacious personalities, kind of reflective of the absurd and comedic (but highly entertaining) relationship between the blonde skater in Blades of Glory and his adoptive father who is a hedge fund manager and only adopts him to use him like a hedge fund manager uses an asset
ok so youtubing them it turns out they were associated with angelina jolie's movie 'unbroken' which i'm pretty sure was filmed in large part here in sydney some months ago....... so clearly they are not looking at something comedic with that but really kind of dramatic..... but they did seem to have that movie with the horny jew woman, can't remember which one now.........
God what a horrible day with my kid today, being a stay at home dad on days off isn't always like an episode of 11th heaven --- here's how i felt today dealing with my kid, like the sarge in this tv commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo
what a lousy guilt trip, just cannot stand to deal with the kid today anymore or his mother, thank God for the Bengali lady that's taking care of him right now - i don't want to have a relationship like the drill sargent therapist and wussy yellow guy in this tv commercial with this kid when he gets older...... maybe i'll fall off my bike and die in a hospital (not a plan) actually i don't want that to happen -- didn't get enough sleep --- if i were a 1% i could get a nanny -- i bet Sofia Vergara can have like 20 nannies, actually if i went off to live in Indonesia i could have 20 nannies too as $100 a month is a good wage there........... did you know when i was living in china i could have hired a monthly personal assistants for about $300 a month?
GOING MEDIEVAL: VARIOUS FORMS OF TORTUROUS DEATHS
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| fonzie rides a motorbike, richie does not |
recently we have mentioned routine decapitation in saudi arabia, a u.s. ally in the 'anti-isis' effort and the syrian/iraqi sunni rebels propagandistic decapitations...... and also the famous guillotine of the french revolution along with the name Robespierre, being well known even to lay students of the french revolution, like the Benji, who know next to nothing about it
still, if you can imagine you are facing your death, not on your motor scooter, but in some medieval fashion, let's consider two popular forms of execution, slow and tortourous, in medieval europe, and this is no defense of the french's panache for decapitation, but it is worth mentioning that decapitation, by guillotine at least, is a rapid and painless death........
nobody cares to think about death.....consider how many times you will crap in your lifetime? how many times, possible 3-6 times a week, you will go through the ritual of wiping your arse........ of cleaning yourself in your shower, if you have one........ or cleaning yourself somewhere else if you're one of the millions of people (not so much in china where running tap water is the abundantly had) in nepal or india or wherever else there's no running water.......... how many times you will sit down to eat........ how many times you will do various things that are rituals in your life: jerk off, talk to your mother, sit down with pen and paper to write an old-fashioned letter, lick a stamp, spend over an hour preparing a proper meal............. or are you one of those people that spends their days in internet cafes playing computer games
nowadays, even in communist china, where 3000 people are put to death by the State every year, more than the rest of the world's governments combined, although paling by comparison to the war dead in syria and iraq in the past few years and paling also in comparison to africa's war dead
so sorry to digress friends, the matter at hand was imagining two common forms of tortorous executions, well three if we count staking, four with crucifixion (which ISIS is carrying out now in iraq)........... possibly the worst was the german practice of slow boiling in oil........ a very german form of punishment.......... this is an absolutely horrifically painful way to die.......... you would absolutely not want to experience this, death would by excruciatingly slow and painful -- very possibly better to be crucified
another horrible form of death is quartering, a common form of quartering was to tie all four limbs to four different horses, then have them gallop off in opposite directions.........this would not be such a painful death -- there would be pain but it wouldn't be slow and excruciating like being boiled alive slowly in oil........ staking is a way of killing someone by staking them, often around the anus area, impaling them, as it were.........this death while painful, is relatively rapid
we mentioned above our common rituals as humans: crapping, jerking off, talking to our mothers, cooking, writing to pen friends, etc
but when do we consider our Death? when it should be? where we should go afterwards, etc.........with the average christian, it's anathema to talk about the afterlife involving taking on a new body on this or some other planet......... only abstractions such as heaven / hell / resurrection in unclear, unspecified, un-scientific terms are permitted, making Christianity distant and navel-gazingly remote and fearful about death
what about Death is fearful, even given an understanding that we are here to evolve as Souls and have experiences and then move on
putting outside medieval fears like painful/tortured deaths, or painful deaths dying of bubonic plague, apart from that, and fear of the unknown in general, and losing our material wealth, a great many people fear losing their loved ones
the question of relationships enters the equation......for non believers in reincarnation, it's hard for them to understand that the relationships and personalities that they currently know as their mother, father, wife, children, brothers, sisters, in-laws, etc; will not be the same personalities in future lifetimes.......and in one lifetime the soul might bother to marry and have children, but in the next lifetime may decide to pass on that......... at the end of the day, the Soul only has itself in its never-ending pilgrimage...... only fools reckon on only one lifetime...... at the very least people should try to do some good for the sake of not having to live out bad Karmic consequences in a future lifetime
is it difficult for a man at age seventy, to die, saying goodbye to his wife, children, grand-children, say, in some small village in italy.........and then 50 years later, for example, to be born, let's say on some other planet similar to Earth, and there have to build new relationships with different souls, most importantly, in the beginning, a new mother or mother figure
obviously a human cannot go through his life wondering these questions every single day, but no doubt at some point, especially among the elderly, these questions become relevant...........can you imagine a society, here on Earth, let's say a million years from now, for example, where the Souls are able to remember themselves in such a way that they are able to contact their former friends and family even after death, perhaps as a young adult of 20 years of age, from the perspective of their next lifetime, such a future is actually inevitable, albeit in a very distant way
wouldn't it be better to focus on this kind of thing, the ability to self-remember and become self-aware than fidgeting around with facebook all day long and playing clan-member?
this then seems to beg the question: when is it worthwhile to choose suffering over non-suffering for the sake of advancement...........
sorry to wax so philosophical, maybe it's because riding a motorbike brings me closer to death
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
adam sandler / formulaic
ok we mention adam sandler, the first two things the average person who's even heard of him would think: 1) formulaic, 2) jew
the thing is happy gilmore is one of the greatest movies ever made and billy madison isn't bad either --- unfortunately, whenever sandler gets together with barrymore disaster ensues........... they made some movie set in hawaii....... it wasn't memorable enough to be able to even recall one scene from it....... also unclear is why they are repeating the experiment
here is the unfortunate trailer for this experiment in failure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQJli_Xci1Y (failure)
if you can watch it from start to end, write me a letter to 24/9 marion street auburn 2144 australia, stating as much and how you did it and i'll put you on my xmas card list, you'll be the first person on it.........
drew barrymore should find a role playing an astronaut........anyone that saw drew barrymore playing an astronaut in some movie would think: winner! straightaway........ she should have a white puffy suit and everything, that's the best thing she can do as an actress, take it from the benji.......... she should never appear with sandler in anything and sandler seriously needs to re-evaluate what he's doing with his career, as an artist............. my advice: go stand at a urinal, have one especially built or set up........... have a picture of einstein on the wall with the caption 'think' --- decorate urinal as per your preferences, pink, purple, disco ball, whatever............jerk the urinal chain 50 times......... stop jerking our chain.......shmuck
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