Pursuit of happiness

 

Sunday bus after sailing. Alex raised spinnaker for first time.

Catch some fox News between bus legs, see 👙 bikinis 

Listen to musak 

https://youtu.be/-35W_FWCT9Q?si=JdmrSVxtkI_sXy46

Got my coke Zero got dressed, ready to roll....

Air Benji to Fox News request landing 1751/1841 Sydney time do you copy?

Moments later.... Coca-Cola and I have a really good relationship....

What is Jimmy Failla talking about? That's the show on Fox News ATM..... Matt, what the hell is he talking about? Ask them Aretha....

https://youtu.be/RTXszRHc0qs?si=lpOYmoTG6PYKSX3q

These Fox News people on the Jimmy Failla show act like Cuba Gooding Jr was rubbing the mens' thighs too high up and they're not worried about the video coming out or something.... Allá ellos

Probably shouldn't have spent my 900 coins on extra moves on Royal Match. Ate a pie and sausage roll, both halal, from 711. Ready to go do some 160Xs to Chatswood soon.

Definitely some emerging Elders somewhere would call Jimmy Failla a Fuggen Shlut and to fugg off the farken shlut, no doubt. Time to catch a bus.

Ok so you're from Joyzee (Jersey) and don't know what a Fuggen Shlut is or why a Fuggen Shlut should get fugged der farkem shlut.

Fine, let's plot the following coordinates on an X,Y axis. Mathematically (Mat)

Jimmy Failla is intelligible (X axis) 10 very, -10 completely unintelligible 

Jimmy Failla's message has value or meaning in terms of usefulness or resonance (eg real, y axis.... 10 Jimmy is real and not worthless, -10 completely valueless 

Eg you understand every word Jimmy says (X=10, but it was ultimately futile/worthless y=-10)

Now knowing Jimmy is a taxi driver how much more likely would you be to vomit in any taxi cab anywhere and run away without paying any damages to the driver, 10 extremely, -10 extremely unlikely. Only use an X axis.

Jimmy Failla is a lost soul and should try to find his soul somewhere even in Darfur if that's what it takes. 10 extremely agree, -10 extremely disagree, plot on y axis with previous question, same coordinates.

Lost time. After watching Jimmy Failla it's very likely you feel like you have lost time:

On an X axis, how likely are you to believe in ufology reports of UFO abductees experiencing lost time after experiencing lost time yourself watching Jimmy Failla (or even considering his existence)? +10 extremely more likely, before I was a sceptic. 0 I didn't know what to think about ufology lost time reports, -10 I couldn't believe in ufology lost time reports and wouldn't consider time spent watching Jimmy Failla lost as he is a big funny cuddly Teddy bear 

On a y axis, if you reported experiencing lost time after watching Jimmy Failla, describe from +10 to -10 your sense of disorientation and confusion... Eg -10, no big deal I'll just sleep half an hour less all good, 0 - I'll recall my two major exam swatting stories to my kids hopefully that processes the lost time.... +10 I'll lose more time doing therapy wondering what's wrong with a world with Jimmy Failla on TV it just doesn't make sense.

Now you should have approximately three blips on your X/y axis HUD (heads up display) in your cockpit. Of these blips, based on they [sic] location on your HUD, which are you more likely to peel off and engage in dogfighting? Why?

Have you ever abstained from using soap on your body when showering? Explain in one sentence.

Have you ever produced a rap song? Explain yes no maybe, possibly one sentence about that spring break you were drunk 

Example of a rap song 

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU?si=sXH1IeoL_1QKE_R2

Ok so Jimmy Failla show would be cool if he spent like a month in Darfur or at least had a correspondent in Darfur every episode otherwise it's like he's just spinning his wheels there going nowhere. 

French 20h dimanche they had these kind of ecstasy kids DJs. The sheep like nature of humanity is mind blowing. Have you ever been out and there's a million great places to eat but some woman in your clique wants to wait half an hour to eat at the place where everyone else is? Lost time. How about thousands of kids taking ecstasy and listening to DJs at auditoriums play dopey techno music?

I believe people reincarnate and may experience hell in between physical lifetimes in preparation for their newborn baby innocence. Let's consider NDEs Hell. Near death experiences, negative:

So there was this physics teacher making my life hell see Doc, and it was after I realised I wasted all my time watching Jimmy Failla, so she had five fingers and a thumb for a total of six digits. I remember I was in the village, Greenwich village and had just gotten a copy of the Onion, you see.... So anyway....