Major Payne is having a major Payne getting a promotion to lieutenant colonel.
He hasn't killed a guy in two whole weeks. But he doesn't want P Diddy to drug and rape him notwithstanding.
He appears to have gold in his grill but not diamonds. Not a single diamond, apparently.
War has made Major Payne paranoid and when he gets paranoid he wants to kill.
Major Payne has a sense of humour, every cadet must shave they [sic] head bald.
Unity, turds, that is the key word in unit, without the y.
Major Payne gets the kids to wear dresses as a form of discipline. They look like Biden's nuclear energy guy, bald and wearing a dress. However the cadets are not fond of wearing lipstick unlike Biden's nuclear energy guy.
There's a guy at the sailing club, says both his parents were American Marines. He has an Australian accent, says he came to Australia to study college and stayed here. He won custody of his eldest two kids after an acrimonious separation from they [sic] momma. Found a new woman and had a third child with her. He speaks with an Australian accent, in contradistinction to me when driving a taxi in Sydney, where I speak with an American accent.
I figured if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one. Major Payne on a first date.
You're still a shit sandwich, just not a soggy one.
Are Marines too fat in 2024?
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