Sunday bus shift

 

Wow so many dumb fuggen shluts today, it's like Mercury is in retrograde with Titan so the dumb fuggen shlut midiclorians are off the charts. That includes Fox News where the best bet was showing Shannon Bream poll dance, never happened but she seemed to be hinting at it. Would have been against the commandment not to covet your neighbours servant or wife or whatever, I'd say. I don't think I'd covet Miranda Devine, I think Mike Willisee, pre puberty blocker journalist of sustainable Australia, pre unsustainable, referenced her as a whore of Holt Street or something. Talk about mysogyny unless he actually liked hookers. Anyway sounds defamatory. I like hookers.

Total idiot bus manager referred to me as 'this retard' last night so after calling a meeting of white males over 45 I came to realise this manager is in need of puberty blockers and i might try starting a petition for raising funds for him and his puberty blockers he probably needs (translation get fugged the fuggen shlut).

So yeah it's days like today the Traditional or Emerging Elders don't even want to step out of they cave I suppose, too many fuggen shluts lurking around.

Anyway it's $75 per hour, AUD and inflation is lurking also so here we go, riding big wheels.

The dumb fuggen shlut ® Jimmy Failla is going to hand out his yellow jacket soon. Mine's in my bag as I don't need to put it on when vacating bus mid route as I'm just walking from bus stop so I'm not on the bus yard tarmac where it's mandatory kind of thing. Jimmy Failla has balls I think. I like hookers and balls.

This guy likes balls but doesn't mention hookers:

https://youtu.be/XsoSVdJikDw?si=QMAMSkI2UAtwesQt

Maybe Failla doesn't actually have balls. Hitler's rumoured to only have one ball. That's not having balls.

Speaking of not having balls (physically attached), Kamala Harris and my favorite poetess, not sure her name, but here's her poem:

Watch yo back when I hit the door

You think that I am playing games man?

I am here to take out you hoes and put shots that fit through your brain

We carrying deadly things

I am known for correcting lames

Come test me I'm ready it is going to be hectic up in this game

MOB that be my click

I down hoes for talking shit

Don't throw yo azz because you gon' get hit

That is the price for popping quick

Don't hate me for making cash

I'm the best, what you want some best?

Don't think I am scared to blast because I will bust and beat all y'all ass

Great poem. I'm going to go listen to it on the late night drive home, but not Kamala, she can get fugged. Hear it here:

https://youtu.be/zcPWX8D6GfU?si=CvajEXoTuZcEspS6

Just finished my Sunday shift. All good.