Like any good Stalin-esque show trial, this case rests on the famous Good Charlotte principle of being treated like a dog, consider this precedent:
https://youtu.be/y-jC3H_8Dk4?si=9kzJmUr8eNZsyJTD
These are some things I'm on record saying to judges in the past few years:
"I'm happy to talk to Santa Claus in the shopping mall." (Referring to a Xmas delay)
"I don't like the culture there your honor," (referring to inferior court where case originated but vaguely offered, going with the flow for a deferment of time).
"I'm a righteous man. I'm a pillar of society." (Self reference).
"People vomiting in my taxi cab your honor," (mitigating circumstances plus subtle suggestion DA could be one of them)
"Not even a cracked nail your honor," (referring to my flawless left hand drive safety record in Australia).
".... deleterious". (Implying I don't need a judge sticking me with anything deleterious - well educated judges love juicy words like that).
"... We've got a file this thick your honor...." (Referring to any kind of evidence whether admitted or otherwise)
Hey and Bill Hemmer on America's Newsroom Fox News channel: guilty of being too handsome! More handsome than me oh my God what am I gonna do! Better not lose it!
I got treated like a dog in China, heading towards Manchuria near North Korea for a few icy months. Didn't taste great but at least it was cooked, and free.
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