Jayden and Will Smith; my father and I; Bruno and his Gaby; 50 cents and Marquise; Andrew and Jim

 Hmm, after studying the private lives of various black celebrities, Will Smith, Jay z, 50 cents, etc...

I wasn't exactly sure if my father's birthday was March 26th or March 28th. I always thought it was March 26th but I saw some documents while executing my brother's estate after he passed away that made me think, hmmmm, maybe March 28th. My father painted over mom's ubiquitous (that's the only time I'll ever express that word in this lifetime) coffee stains after four years or so. With military colour khaki: not well painted. I probably mentioned kicking it in Richmond VA on this blog when 9/11 happened - my American counterpart, Andrew*; his pops, a JAG prosecutor in the u.s. army with the rank of colonel, lost work colleagues in the Pentagon. Remember: coffee stained lounge room wall, then khaki color no coffee, thanks mom and dad, then Boeing 757 slams into the Pentagon, in that order.

Then we have the aforementioned bitches of Hollywood: Diddy, Will Smith, etc. so I divide these folks in two camps, those my father would refer to as scum of the earth, P Diddy, Will and Jada Smith, Jay Z and possibly Beyonce. Many of P Diddy's colleagues.

I might be willing to classify Jaden Smith as non scum of the earth. In military parlance, honorable or dishonorable. And 50 cents, also non scum of the earth (honorable). Probably J Lo also tipping towards non scum of the earth (honorable).

Flight 77 hits the Pentagon;

https://youtu.be/G7THSs3XAHM?si=USJ_2UQwNt16BMp1

Will Smith is a fuggen shlut.

Bruno and his gayby:

https://youtu.be/wbA6X2Vdx5A?si=yw_S41eUwgjTwNEW

* not this Andrew...

https://youtu.be/Ml0zRkknbWo?si=yM7arz_nFa7lgBW1

Ok now everybody give it up for DMX, we got this!

https://youtu.be/U8U_gR58eJU?si=O4uj2ETLbO8QQCwt

Wow I never realised 50 cents has such a shitty relationship with his son. I'd be good at running a manage your relationships business. People with shitty relationships could employ me to send out birthday cards, manage payments, send gifts, etc, make it look like they care. I'd be good at that. I totally understand these shitty relationships. Even P Diddy and the other moguls gay relationships.

See look at this relationship with his son Fitty (50 cents) has:

https://youtu.be/H04wXkX2bW8?si=DxW5sB_hkksbawo3

I'd immediately organise to send Marquise a billy club and handcuffs with a birthday card from Fitty (50 cents or two quarters) saying happy birthday son, I hope I never need to bail you out. That's why my business would be a success. I might pursue it one day but rest assured I'm perfectly happy with my boat, buddies, one day a week bus job and gardening work and clients and real estate, kids and just barely satisfied with the kids' momma also. I think of all the potential scum of the earth Hollywood celebrities I've mentioned, possibly Fifty Cent and Jayden Smith would be the most interesting company, also J Lo, easier on the eyes. I'm also happy with Fox News and Donald Trump and the Republican party. The Easter bunny, chocolate eggs, etc.