Whereupon all public and private appearances of Trump in and around and in the vicinity of various aforementioned Court rooms may require surrendering of personal effects like firearms, tomatoes, knives, graphite knitting needles, painkillers, ornamental "8" balls, anything communicating actual words or letters, be they engraven on earrings or printed on business cards or Roman histories, basketball netting, kerchiefs and cufflinks and the like on the actual person of Donald J Trump, pursuant to reasonable search and seizure; through the authority vested in me by:
Doonsen;
Dilly doonsen;
Dilly doonsen den;
And the like (but not by the power of Greyskull, specifically). Note, this advice whether served electronically, regardless of the manner, or otherwise, be it on a floating blimp, through Indian smoke signals or howsoever shall incur no legal liability, whether civil or otherwise, to the original issuing agent (ie., his Benjiness). Said writ cannot be used in conjunction with United States government issued food stamps or in lieu thereof or exchanged for the same. Neither shall be used to redeem hamburgers or the like neither swapped for suchlike vouchers.
This writ shall be deemed valid on all American states and territories, including Guam and the Channel Islands, through to end of 2024.
Now a musical interlude, not related to aforementioned writ....
https://youtu.be/eavfrUETKrk?si=b059TRzbs4cTnQpz
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