Warren G....
https://youtu.be/jL5qZSgOA10?si=0M-tpZoI5aXYhPWf
They got Weekend at Bernie's playing at the bus depot, and upstairs TV has fox news. I got 90 minutes pre shift time to starve and chill. Bernie just had an Islamic kind of bath courtesy of the Atlantic Ocean high tide starting to wash his body away. I never really believed he was really dead but what a classic movie.
This is fast number 8 for moi, and as yet, I have never completed correctly due to drinking coffee throughout the daytimes, including sugar. There is starvation and weightloss nevertheless.
Wow Bernie's really getting washed away. Today's the first day and I've already pre purchased breakfast which is six pieces of kfc (halal) hot and spicy chicken. Which will be at approximately 745pm due to the summer and daylight savings. I don't think I've eaten before sunrise more than say five times in roughly 210 days fasted already.
It's a slog however I feel in sync with all the other hundreds of millions of folks out there going through the same thing otherwise there's no way I'd be doing this every year as food is a major avenue of pleasure.
Wow I never did understand how's Bernie's woman could have sex with him while he was dead and not notice. I guess Bernie's two houseguests couldn't understand either. No-one can understand women.
One of them just invited me to a Meet Up reiki group. Maybe I'll go to one of those. Ok so last time I remember going upstairs to watch 🦊 news at this depot Jimmy Falla started talking about someone winning the yellow jacket award at the exact precise millisecond I had to grab my yellow jacket and bus out. It was incredibly coincidental. Going upstairs now I'm hoping there's no crochet or cricket or Gutfeld. Oh well, everyone's got to get something stuck on the bottom of they shoe I suppose. It's Gutfeld. Least that's better than cricket.
And.... Action!
Ok it appears they live with the big weekend show. But actually it's a delayed show. Not sure by how many hours.
Man I was just talking to a colleague, Steve, at the bus depot. He could be my first casual employee. About my gardening business. I'm definitely thinking to hit new Caledonia this winter (like June July) like a month to improve my French. I'm totally not an illegal over there as it's part of France and I'm a Spanish citizen.
It'd be good to sail in and out however I'm not bringing my boat. It's not far away.
Hours later, while bussing at 812pm I have breakfast. It was a late breakfast. Then half an hour later at the depot a cold coke Zero can. Like an hour or so later a banana then a beef pastry, large. Probably not halal. Now fox and friends are on and it's live. My belly is full. It's just after eleven pm and I have twenty minutes then it's bus to city and back and probably drive home.
Tomorrow I should complete two gardening jobs then buy some discount used sneakers.
There was a pretty interesting Iraqi Australian TV drama mini movie on the local ABC channel, fairly interesting, between coke and banana.
Hey wow 🦊 news is showing their prayer app and saying prayers for Lent. I was a little confused or unaware of a lot of things. Why the term Easter in English. Then I went sailing in a gusting westerly breeze in Easter with my two kids, everything became clear. Today while my son was in sailing class I got a tender ride out to my neighbour's catamaran for a neighbourly coffee and chat. Today's discussion touched on Christianity. I tried mentioning the concept of inner and outer self as raised in the gospels with Jesus's mentioning to the Pharisees the difference between their outer and inner selves: clean whitewashed graves (outer self), full of rotten Stinkies bones (inner self). Classic example. Phil wouldn't have a bar of it. He was raised Anglican private school and hates the example they set. Is reactionary anti Christian. So we established the chap that supervised the building of his indoor pool back in the day was named Jesus something (some kind of Hispanic). Problem solved.
Delightful young Spanish muchacha on the bus today, Valenciana. Y'all listen to Warren G and Prince Igor.
Ok returning to the topic du jour: cops gone bad, here are two more classic cases:
Don't be that detective!
https://youtu.be/ELP1z1_mbas?si=z73II9OyPAL5qSmN
Who can forget this guy??? Truck driving probably can get a little robotic....
https://youtu.be/6z9qws7M8q8?si=M2TR3wIWBVn2n-TM
Even Liz has her reservations....
https://youtu.be/rl4EtbT4Lvo?si=QMajKddK8dYaM9nL
Tisk tisk look at Liz's Moore, mo mo mm mm mu mmmu Moore, pronounced thus:
https://youtu.be/elueA2rofoo?si=uPVxJa2jvCH7npAX
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