Update from Benji land homies (not home-os)

 Note to Spanish/English speakers: 'sensible' is Spanish word that translates as 'sensitive' in English. The English word 'sensible' actually translates as 'sensato'. 

Howdy dumb bitches (bonjour mes cheries en Francais)....

So what's up? Remember a few blog posts ago I mentioned I was prompted to give Flo in Diner Dash a name and Ben was taken so I used the moniker 'Fuggen Shlut'? Well I just had the pleasure of seeing her name come up on a ranking screen for the VIP section.

Also I mentioned wearing a thong and MTV opening dances. That reminds me, I'm currently working on rehearsals with myself for the sound track of Britney's 2007 MTV awards show intro dance. Obviously whoever choreographed that had chutzpah, in the manner of an MC Hammer or the like. As an artist, I see potential for a soundtrack that just basically consists of me singing in a loop in my first Australians voice:

Get farked yer farken shlut

Yeah ya fuggen shlut fugg off

(If you try doing this for half an hour you will eventually find sympathy and compassion in your voice, guaranteed.)

Like over and over again. I'll let you know when I'm at the editing phase. Still working on my song, something to pass the time while driving, just sing that over and over again for half an hour. Try it, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. And hey, if you're an aspiring Hollywood actor, consider it an acting lesson. Do it on the john!

Speaking of editing software. Nowadays you say laptop repair shop and everyone thinks Hunter Biden and photos of Hunter's doodle (not®) at ritzy hotels (not necessarily the Ritz® though).

But I just talked to in a well priced laptop repair store and they're quoting me a mere $20 US to remove the hard drive from a defunct labtop plus like $12 for a protective case for it. At that point you have your old memories on hand with a USB cable just jack (always ®) it into your new computer.

If you recall a few posts ago moi toying with the idea of getting a German ride? Well I probably never mentioned the family car when I was a little kid was a Volkswagen Passat (tomato 🍅 rojo).

Years of unrelenting propaganda from T.I. probably tipped me towards Mercedes though....

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4 

https://youtu.be/nff9pFN4rQ4

Also working on a new Australian national anthem:

Authentic dinksun-den

Authentic dune den den dinksun

X 10

Then a long, drawn out, deep throated 'yeah' like a rockstar every ten or so verses 

(Forever)

That's coz Australians are fake and idiotic.