Thursday, March 16, 2023

John Ratcliffe is a dumb bitch, Benji will tell you why.

 

Maybe (probably/extremely likely) it's because he hasn't shaved his hair, put on a thong and opened an MTV music awards with a questionable dance number (don't forget the wig, it's Johnny bitch!). Or whatever. But I can tell you, after this paltry performance with the ageing Laura (it's ok to age girlfriend), my opinion of John has gone down.


El Johnny and la Laura:

https://youtu.be/0GGUbInHsL0


I think DeSantis should stay coy about Ukraine. If I were DeSantis and wanted to become President I wouldn't say anything about Ukraine apart from, Biden's calling the shots at the moment, let's fix the economy he screwed. Talking about Ukraine is losing for Republicans. When it comes to Ukraine, don't talk, do. And when it comes to Joe Biden and Russia, well he's carrying a big stick isn't he?

You look at that cheeky smile on John and you KNOW he wants to shave his head, put on his thong and open an MTV with a dance number, there's no fooling Benji freundens.


Hey you like freundens and wops? Check out this greaseball wop and what he could do with an orchestra and freundens....

https://youtu.be/-kcOpyM9cBg


Credit Suisse. Similar issues to John, repressed shaving/thong/dance moves. Ten percent funded by the Saudis. Anyone heard of Japan? They're just the biggest investor in South East Asia like no big deal. Can't see any bank runs in they [sic] neck of the woods. Can't see any Japanese jumping out of their kibuki skyscraper things whatever.


Hey Diner Dash just prompted me for a name and Ben was taken so I went with Fuggen Shlut. That'd be cool if John shaves his head and opens an MTV award show in a thong with homeless looking dancers I'd totally love that. 'It's Fuggen Shlut bitch...'


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