Man one of my greatest regrets in life, probably the greatest, is that I never got to act out this scene from Damian Omen with Bill Gates. Bill would be playing Damian's buddy Mark. I'd be Damian and after murdering Bill with my mind powers, I'd puss [sic] on his back (and the snow). It would be a long pee, dark yellow, full of wholesome sleep depriving coffee.
I believe once the director called cut, it would probably be me saying cut. As I'd be acting and directing. I believe Bill would get up disappointed I had peed on him, but happy to be alive. He'd probably take his jacket off and forget about asking me why I needed to actually really pee on him. In fact, I doubt he could ever want to be my friend after peeing on him like that, it would be a dignity thing.
Also I suspect I wouldn't care. I'd think Bill would be welcome to join me by the video monitors to watch how the scene went. And anyway shouldn't he be wearing his latex waterproof suit. It was all in the script. I suspect a lot of actors can work together without liking eachother.
Classic Omen:
https://youtu.be/juVSDX_kv9Q
Here it is again, he's probably screaming coz Windows 10 ruined his computer. Probably millions of people would pay over $10,000 to act that scene out with Bill then pee on his back. That's a lot of philanthropy money, think about it.
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