Friday, January 20, 2023

Something extremely bright in the northern sky last night around 1-130am / can Joe Biden use a baseball cap for a paddle up shit creek?

 

Man that thing was bright! Like so bright it left a miles long reflection rippling on the water. It sure as heck wasn't moving. Stellar chart info suggests it could have been a comet, or Sirius. I think it was too late for Venus and Uranus could not have been that bright.


Speaking of Uranus and poor old understood Joe Biden and shit creek. Wow, I never thought of using a baseball cap for a paddle up shit creek but one time, on aforementioned luminous rippling body of water from last paragraph where my crap often ends up, I did end up without my paddle but thankfully tied down to something however it was incredibly difficult to even move like three yards back to my stay without a paddle (wave effect). A baseball cap would have helped. Thanks Joe.


How some of these Californian towns, like most of them, have really Spanish names. Joe was recently seen talking with his paddle at a place called Aptos. This is kind of interesting. Back in may 1996, I'd quickly flown off to visit Eton near Windsor castle from Spain and called in to the Spanish universities admissions people from Eton (town not college, I never attended expensive schooling as always pretty poor until my 30s). I think I might still be poor as my wife can probably throw me under the bus in any potential divorce. Anyway so I call the university admissions office in Spain from Eton from the crib I was staying in (you could see Windsor castle from the bathroom y'all, you know it's true coz I'm the anti-George Santos btw). Anyway so the recorded message says (yes they had pretty good recorded message technology even back then) says my score is 50.7%, or almost 51%. So that's how I learned the Spanish word 'apto' (it's like apt) means like pass. So any adjective in Spanish like colorado (colored like people of color y'all), you can add an s at the end for plural words. I mean if you just look at England and Spain in Europe or even France, just those three countries, Europe looks pretty sweet. Unfortunately, eastern Europe is an abomination. Not apto at all.


Anyway that was a pretty good day coz I found out I got into college after swatting for that exam like two months non stop. I'm currently kind of doing the same for American football trying to figure it out but I also have gardening work to do (15-20 hours is probably more than I'd do). Plus the bus on Sunday. Avoiding the family a lot lately coz toxic femininity / devil worship is a thing everywhere. In Australia if you don't say dean twenty times a day instead of teen then people think you're mentally ill, I'll probably have to get a 17 year old babysitter soon. Pretty messed up.


So if everyone passes their college test then everyone is Aptos so that's why there's a town in California called Aptos. Anglo Saxons didn't just burn Spaniards at the stake for being devil worshippers that don't say dean instead of teen all the time back in the day, that's not how it went down in California y'all. I told you California is from the Spanish for hot oven, right? Consider death valley, hot.

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